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TwitchingJesus/r/askTRP05/04/21 11:17 PM
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TwitchingJesus/r/askTRP14/05/21 12:00 AM
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I dont care big boy, I wanna gobble your cock and ass until you hand me another of your phenomenal posts about sex machines
/r/TheRedPill14/09/21 11:57 AM
24

Don't you sound like a average redditor when you say I wanna enjoy your body.
/r/TheRedPill11/09/21 08:18 PM
18

Who the fuck are you ?
/r/TheRedPill09/09/21 09:00 PM
2

I ain't a native speaker so I do not know, but is the hairline the line on the left seperating the hairs on top from the left side?
/r/TheRedPill07/09/21 01:40 PM
8

Finally something fucking worth reading. I approve.
/r/TheRedPill16/08/21 08:31 PM
3

Lmao I am sorry are you sure you aren't doing this astral projection shit right now.
/r/TheRedPill10/08/21 09:19 PM
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Ye and. A 10/10 thundercock Chad doesn't become one overnight. You work for it. Everyday you hit the gym, talk to girls and wash your homies cock so you can become better. Idgaf tho cuz am boutta bop a nut and go sleepy time so I don't have time, take care .
/r/TheRedPill10/08/21 09:17 PM
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Who cares if it does or not lol I am here just to make me feel better about myself after getting rejected by 3 girls
/r/TheRedPill10/08/21 09:09 PM
1

agreed. someone has to start it: TRPFitness
/r/TheRedPill06/08/21 08:20 PM
-11

It turned out its impressive and it isnt. Its very alpha
/r/TheRedPill02/08/21 07:16 PM
-20

Most of the people here are 5'6 still living in their moms house. Mate gtfo with this high value BS
/r/TheRedPill02/08/21 06:59 PM
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thank you so much my huge balled senpai 😘🥰🤡😳😳🐵🤜🏿
/r/TheRedPill31/07/21 11:03 AM
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bro i dont even understand what the post is about lmfao critical thinking my ass i am a monkey with a cock
/r/TheRedPill31/07/21 07:07 AM
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hey ill probably get downvoted but i cant bother to read this. i hate these super long texts that talk about absolute shit and sound like a ted talk. i miss when u/GayLubeOil would post proper shit.
/r/TheRedPill30/07/21 10:24 PM
2

I wanna gobble you so bad, no homo, my huge alpha master senpai GayLubedOiledBalls
/r/TheRedPill26/07/21 04:19 PM
5

I put that on my balls, daddy.
/r/TheRedPill26/07/21 06:53 AM
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lose not loose you fucking autistic spoon fed knobgobbler
/r/TheRedPill14/07/21 10:35 AM
1

I call my zero day my every day
/r/TheRedPill08/07/21 10:18 PM
7

are u depressed. you may need vitamin D and pussy bro
/r/TheRedPill07/07/21 10:56 PM
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useless post take ur vitamin D bro
/r/TheRedPill03/07/21 09:29 AM
3

Lmao almost every american I know types with this type of grammar. Doesn't surprise me anymore.
/r/TheRedPill28/06/21 12:41 PM
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10 pushups. I am normal weight and I barely do 5. Chill my homie.
/r/TheRedPill22/06/21 08:29 PM
4

Is there a thing like redpill fitness? Can anyone link it to me? I can't find it anywhere.
/r/TheRedPill22/06/21 08:00 PM
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Thats so wrong. Many people myself included that applied TRP went from a woman hating "incel" that wants revenge, to a man who wants to be a better version of themselves everyday. It really does help understand women psychology as well.
/r/TheRedPill09/06/21 06:47 PM
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Its corrupt, depressing. But if you got tons of money its awesome.
/r/TheRedPill03/06/21 09:37 PM
2

Understandable, have a great day.
/r/TheRedPill02/06/21 07:06 PM
9

I think he clearly meant dog years.
/r/TheRedPill02/06/21 12:42 PM
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How did u guess
/r/askTRP26/05/21 05:11 AM
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Lol i had no idea what NMMNG is why would u say that
/r/askTRP25/05/21 10:10 PM
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So its like school but on hard mode
/r/askTRP25/05/21 10:06 PM
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If ur unhappy and u know it -clap ur hands- then leave the place. As you said, wait 2 more years and if you still hate it then just move on. Dont let ur parents decide ur future
/r/askTRP25/05/21 10:03 PM
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Bro what are we supposed to tell you. U know what to do. Go bang her champ! Good luck
/r/askTRP25/05/21 10:01 PM
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Sorry but this time it is DOES instead of DO. Poor man.
/r/askTRP25/05/21 07:27 AM
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I became really good at CS GO and League, so to answer your question, yea i got rly gud bro
/r/askTRP24/05/21 10:07 PM
1

Don't* sorry but that doesn't at the end put me off.
/r/askTRP24/05/21 09:55 PM
5

That would make me happy.
/r/askTRP24/05/21 09:21 PM
3

By finish i think he meants thy nut
/r/TheRedPill24/05/21 11:52 AM
2

Practice with your sister
/r/askTRP24/05/21 11:46 AM
3

Or is it
/r/askTRP23/05/21 04:28 PM
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Hahaha hes a beta. Go hard next this mfer
/r/askTRP23/05/21 11:09 AM
9

Maybe, but I am a virgin too.
/r/askTRP23/05/21 11:02 AM
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Definetly. I been gaming this plastic doll at my basement for a week or so, testing out my TRP skills yknow.
/r/askTRP23/05/21 12:08 AM
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"Am new to Grindr, I own 2 dick rings so we can share one. I am also an alpha male and I am so redpilled I will rewire your asshole nerves.
/r/askTRP21/05/21 10:24 PM
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Definetly a hard next and DGAF altittude. Make them dread for you and go plate a different family
/r/askTRP21/05/21 10:14 PM
3

I nutted
/r/askTRP21/05/21 12:18 PM
5

Idk bro i jack off to roblox
/r/askTRP21/05/21 10:34 AM
1

Wtf was the lie? She sucked another dick while u were asleep?
/r/askTRP21/05/21 10:32 AM
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Next him
/r/askTRP21/05/21 10:27 AM
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Ik
/r/askTRP21/05/21 08:32 AM
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Dont listen to what everyone says. Ask yourself this question : do you wanna fuck her or no? If yes, then do it, if no then keep the abundance
/r/askTRP20/05/21 09:44 PM
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Do you use a dick ring?
/r/askTRP20/05/21 09:41 PM
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Reddit Blogger And OnlyFans
/r/TheRedPill20/05/21 09:39 PM
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Ngl am autistic but u sound retarded so stfu clown asshat
/r/TheRedPill20/05/21 09:37 PM
1

Yes. But build ur frame in ur social circle gradually, as if u do it too fast its gonna be really noticable. Just remember to not break your frame and stay in it. Over time you will notice you will turn into a emotional rock where no bitch or simp will break you mentally.
/r/askTRP20/05/21 09:27 PM
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Give no fucks about the mental or emotional state of the other person. Always say Ok in your head. You need to master it and not show any weaknesses and stay in frame. When a girl is attacking your mental fort you need to defend yourself and stay calm. Always be calm !
/r/askTRP20/05/21 02:14 PM
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Hard next that mfer and block him
/r/askTRP20/05/21 02:09 PM
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Xddd u retard
/r/askTRP20/05/21 02:06 PM
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Shouldve kicked her out the first time she broke your rules. U played it like an insecure beta.
/r/askTRP19/05/21 04:52 PM
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Become better than him. Once she gets bored theres a chance she will get back once she realizes what a big fucking bulldog you became
/r/askTRP19/05/21 02:42 PM
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Get a bigger dick
/r/askTRP18/05/21 07:09 AM
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Gold
/r/askTRP17/05/21 10:51 PM
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Ig is gay
/r/askTRP16/05/21 11:35 PM
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Idk
/r/askTRP15/05/21 11:47 PM
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Lmao r u autistic. I am a licensed retard autist but ur on a different spectrum
/r/askTRP15/05/21 12:06 AM
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Think that ur fucking a fat bitch when ur overreacting, and if u cant get a boner imagine ur about to fuck the hottest girl on the whole flat world
/r/askTRP14/05/21 11:42 PM
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Made me lol. Btw guys a bitch is crazy after me. We were typing and i stopped typing for 5 minutes and she spammed give me attention or ill murder you. Help
/r/askTRP14/05/21 11:40 PM
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I have school here, family
/r/askTRP14/05/21 11:35 PM
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Agreed
/r/askTRP14/05/21 11:35 PM
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Agreed.
/r/askTRP14/05/21 03:17 PM
4

Sir whenever I go out with a boner, I get kicked out from walmart.
/r/askTRP14/05/21 10:30 AM
2

Ye thas houw is work man. Show her ur big alpha and DGAF about whatever she says
/r/askTRP14/05/21 10:28 AM
3

Wrong sub then. U posted a sob story essay
/r/askTRP14/05/21 12:02 AM
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OP rn 🤡🦍
/r/askTRP13/05/21 11:54 PM
2

I can be ur friend. We can do activities like jacking off to hentai together. Or playing roblox. Hmu when ur bored
/r/askTRP13/05/21 11:45 PM
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Just do it. U have nothing to lose. Who knows, she may be getting the bbc in the public toilet without your knowledge right now.
/r/askTRP13/05/21 11:42 PM
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Thy bomb is ticking.
/r/askTRP13/05/21 11:34 PM
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Cardio day 🤡
/r/askTRP13/05/21 11:23 PM
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And as a bonus, theres a chance of hitting the shit jackpot
/r/askTRP12/05/21 11:16 PM
1

Its fine man.
/r/askTRP12/05/21 11:13 PM
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The one where you put your corndog in her mouth
/r/askTRP10/05/21 10:45 PM
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What the fuck? You can taste chemicals in them? Elaborate please
/r/askTRP10/05/21 10:33 PM
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Sorry but if you don't live in GoT universe or Uganda then you go to jail for doing this.
/r/askTRP10/05/21 10:16 PM
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Google it
/r/askTRP10/05/21 10:14 PM
1

Ffucking hell
/r/askTRP08/05/21 11:59 PM
2

Doing your mom rn
/r/askTRP08/05/21 11:18 PM
0

Ask your doctor
/r/askTRP08/05/21 09:23 AM
-11

Dude chill
/r/askTRP07/05/21 09:01 PM
1

Lmao
/r/askTRP07/05/21 11:46 AM
-2

Whats up Ape. I am doing your dad in the garage rn
/r/askTRP07/05/21 11:35 AM
1

Just move on theres plenty of bitches
/r/askTRP07/05/21 10:39 AM
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Jerk off and do all nighters playing rust.
/r/askTRP06/05/21 11:32 PM
1

Thanks.
/r/askTRP06/05/21 06:48 AM
1

Good one
/r/askTRP04/05/21 09:29 PM
3

Gotta cook ur food
/r/askTRP04/05/21 05:02 PM
1

What a fucking LTR material
/r/askTRP04/05/21 04:54 PM
1

What lego sets?
/r/askTRP04/05/21 02:47 PM
1

Ok sir yea sir
/r/askTRP04/05/21 02:46 PM
2

This man found a woman with maxed stats
/r/askTRP04/05/21 02:43 PM
2

I was communicating with your language.
/r/askTRP04/05/21 07:22 AM
1

I fucking wish I had rich parents. Lucky man
/r/askTRP03/05/21 10:45 PM
4

OnlySluts fits too.
/r/askTRP03/05/21 10:40 PM
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"if you force a fart, you will shit your pants". Good fucking advice. Give this man an award I beg you.
/r/askTRP03/05/21 10:36 PM
6

Or just a fucking cucked fatlord living in his moms basement jerking off on reddit
/r/askTRP03/05/21 10:33 PM
0

Omg hiii
/r/askTRP03/05/21 06:43 AM
1

Fucking disgusting.
/r/askTRP03/05/21 06:34 AM
2

Sry I probably sound sexist, but are you really a female on TRP giving good advice? Or are you a trap.
/r/askTRP03/05/21 06:27 AM
1

Wtf is the sidebar
/r/askTRP03/05/21 06:18 AM
5

Can confirm. I was on the shitter and I heard ex partner cry.
/r/askTRP02/05/21 03:45 PM
1

No. Just edit the post and post the link to the uploaded pic on imgur. If u dont understand then google imgur.
/r/askTRP01/05/21 11:11 PM
4

If i was a woman. Yeah id say this with the deep craving of a dick. I advice you to dip thy ding.
/r/askTRP01/05/21 10:45 PM
3

You can. Use imgur and post the link here. The mates here will help.
/r/askTRP01/05/21 10:41 PM
-1

They have Bbc
/r/askTRP01/05/21 10:35 PM
1

You're*. Its ok my monkey. Just post dick pic stuck in a jar and ask her if she can come over get it un stuck.
/r/askTRP01/05/21 08:27 PM
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Female🤮
/r/askTRP01/05/21 09:27 AM
1

You crying over oneitis and fucking other bitches to sleep meanwhile I have an N count of 0.
/r/askTRP01/05/21 01:10 AM
4

Bro I am a licensed autist. But even I could play this particular round of 69D Chess better.
/r/askTRP01/05/21 01:02 AM
1

Could u share with us which country you live in? I wanna know if your tips could also apply to my culture.
/r/TheRedPill28/04/21 09:18 PM
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Fuck biology bro
/r/askTRP28/04/21 09:11 PM
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Idk. But then ur lonely.
/r/askTRP28/04/21 09:08 PM
1

Go back to swapping plates and once she gets bored of soft dick she will come back
/r/askTRP28/04/21 06:16 AM
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Help i was on instagram and i saw this dude with this hot chick and he looked pretty good too. I am straight. I look so fucking ugly. Dont mind me am just having anxiety
/r/askTRP26/04/21 11:15 PM
1

Your comment made me depressed even thought I am not OP
/r/askTRP22/04/21 09:08 PM
-6

Wtf r u a lesbian female
/r/askTRP22/04/21 09:00 PM
5

Hotel? Trivago.
/r/askTRP22/04/21 08:58 PM
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AHAHAH i couldnt fucking believe he actually did that. What a fucking retard
/r/askTRP22/04/21 08:41 PM
2

Dont use reddit while drunk u retard
/r/askTRP22/04/21 08:20 PM
2

I hope u get some good advice.
/r/askTRP19/04/21 11:21 PM
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If its not small ur fine
/r/askTRP19/04/21 11:20 PM
1

Cringe.
/r/askTRP19/04/21 08:07 PM
13

Cut her off. Shes a fucking psycho
/r/askTRP19/04/21 08:06 PM
-1

I have 50 bucks and the only property i owned is my moms basement 😭
/r/askTRP19/04/21 08:04 PM
4

Dont become a rapper pls
/r/askTRP18/04/21 04:05 PM
8

Wtf why u mention dragon ball bruh
/r/askTRP18/04/21 12:34 PM
0

Then a fat fucking cuban cigar and stick it in her ass during the BDSM session
/r/askTRP13/04/21 09:53 PM
9

Then a fat fucking cuban cigar and stick it in her ass during the BDSM session
/r/askTRP13/04/21 09:53 PM
0

Shit test
/r/askTRP13/04/21 03:12 PM
3

Threesome with dog
/r/askTRP12/04/21 12:46 AM
5

Fuck off you autistic mong. Go lift some weights with your fat ego and stfu
/r/askTRP12/04/21 12:34 AM
2

Google it
/r/askTRP12/04/21 12:04 AM
12

Flash boobs on twitch and jerk off to PH
/r/askTRP12/04/21 12:02 AM
2

Gotta love the star wars reference
/r/askTRP10/04/21 01:37 PM
7

So you didn't make her dinner? 😭
/r/TheRedPill10/04/21 01:16 PM
4

Practice kissing on your sister.
/r/askTRP09/04/21 03:06 AM
1

Exactly. I studied sociology and psychology. I was at a therapist once and I maybe just wanted to see what they even really do. The woman was asking me questions and gave me quotes from a book I had to read at the college. It was hilarious how stupid it is. I told her which book these quotes are from, we had a laugh and I left 20 bucks lighter.
/r/askTRP09/04/21 02:37 AM
2

Challenge him to mutual combat and fuck him up.
/r/askTRP06/04/21 04:44 PM
2

Tell her shes the bitch
/r/askTRP06/04/21 10:32 AM
1

Also sorry for my shit grammar, I am typing on my phone and this tiny shitty keyboard was made for 4'8 chinese smurfs not for me so I type like a autist.
/r/askTRP05/04/21 11:19 PM
6

Someone should make a wikipage for these acronyms you dicks thought of
/r/TheRedPill01/04/21 10:21 PM
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Yo am a man and my dick agrees with what u/WhatIsThisAccountFor
/r/RedPillWomen15/02/21 10:23 PM
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