Ucayali Archive

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0	How do I respond to "You should go get some!" or "You don't look like you get laid" I usually say in a matter of fact kind of way "Honey, I get more ass than a toilet seat" . I usually put a condescending emphasis on "honey," like imagine in your head you are saying bitch instead of honey. The good thing about this is that it's humorous while at the same time it could be true. If she keeps up with the shit tests in front of the target then all she is expressing is her frustration that she is not the one getting hit on.	/r/seduction	21/09/12 03:03 PM
1	Seddit, is it appropriate to try to #-close a cashier girl at her job? Yeah you can go direct, or you can first open her with a conversation, and toward the end exchange numbers. You can observe something that she is doing or her attire and comment on it and just build into a conversation.	/r/seduction	13/03/12 12:31 AM
2	Seddit, is it appropriate to try to #-close a cashier girl at her job? It depends if you think you will ever be in there again. If you are passing through an area and see a girl that you like you should go in direct and with a smile, so you don't seem like the other creepers trying to chat her up. If it's a place you go in regularly you can at first ask her name and maybe establish some rapport with some chit chat on the subsequent visits. Once I closed a girl on the third time I went into the coffee shop. It was a simple "Hey again (her name), there is a concert o…	/r/seduction	12/03/12 11:10 PM
1	Any sedditors at SxSW this year...? Interactive particularly Are you going to any of the Music events? I am going to some of the concerts with a group of girls. Flux Pavillion on Tuesday.	/r/seduction	09/03/12 03:20 AM
1	Curious about her body language. I'm not sure if she tried to block you out or not, but I would of tried to engage the guy in conversation as soon as he sat down. If you had the confidence to talk to two girls then you should of been able to befriend one guy easily. I remember Mystery talking about establishing rapport with the alpha in the group and teaming up with him in teasing the girls. He had a line of "is she always like this" pointing at the girl while talking to the guy friend. If the guy thinks you are cool he will ev…	/r/seduction	08/03/12 11:25 PM
1	My slef-esteem is so low that I can barely make any friends, let alone get laid. I don't know what to do anymore. Start taking small steps. Think about something you've been interested in for a while or something you wanted to do as a kid and never got to do. Then check for organizations or clubs in your area that have some sort of resemblance to something you are interested in. Then just go to a meeting, you don't even have to talk to anyone at first. Doing something that you enjoy will make you happier and you can build interactions there with people who also enjoy the same activity. That first step out o…	/r/seduction	08/03/12 11:16 PM
6	[FR] Got approached in park, didn't close. AT ALL. I think this is a girl who sees what she wants and goes for it. She is also a girl who likes to be in control of the situation, she talked to you when she wanted and walked away when she felt like it. You couldn't even get her to follow you to sit down. She probably was attracted to you physically but your lack of leadership turned her off. You failed her shit test. Next time make sure you are in control of the situation. Do some push and pull and validate her when she does something right and p…	/r/seduction	06/03/12 08:42 PM
5	Questions about stalling just after my opening I don't think you should pretend to like something you detest. It seems that after you told them you didn't like the music the groove of the conversation stopped. Usually when I find that I hit a wall conversation wise I smile and jump into story mode. You could of told them a story of how you enjoy talking to people who have different music tastes than you , and talk about a friend of yours who listens to other music and it's interesting to hear his point of view on things. Or you could of talk…	/r/seduction	06/03/12 06:05 PM
4	Problems Closing...Advice? Next time you walk with her just start a casual conversation and as you walk pull out your phone and say "let me get your number" and just keep talking about what you were until she starts telling you her number. Then text her something lighthearted or funny like "this is the guy you keep distracting from the lecture." Most girls will just give you their number if you don't make a big deal about it and make it a normal part of the interaction.	/r/seduction	02/03/12 06:38 PM