HA --The snake man. Thanks. I've actually been doing Duolingo for a few weeks. My father's from Germany and the guy never taught me German when I was a kid -- I'm a little bitter about it.
It's a social lubricant sure, but advising 16 years olds to look towards alcohol before trying to actually start them on a path of high self-esteem & confidence I feel is the wrong direction.
Shower two times a day? That's a bit much. Liquid courage? That's what you're telling a 16 year old? How about: develop self-esteem, instead of laying a foundation of alcoholism.