If they could actually enforce this, which they can't, they would lose a huge portion of their community. Microsoft would lose millions in subscription fees.
regardless of whether or not the children are biologically his when he decided he wanted to marry her he put himself in the position of parent. He didn't ask her to marry him until after the shooting.
Ashley doesn't seem too smart, why would you send someone a facebook message saying you're going to blackmail them? Seems like pretty good evidence in court.
Was anyone seriously expecting sensitivity and class from Daniel Tosh? His entire bit is based on being as rude and racist as possible. He seems like a douchebag, but he is still hilarious.