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She’s statistically half way through her life, with the second half to go. I sure hope she doesn’t regret her choice to stay single and have fun while she was young, instead of using her youth and beauty to land a good life partner. Oh well. 🤷‍♂️
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/24 12:27 PM
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It doesn’t matter anymore that the special needs situation may in fact not be her fault. The days are over when men felt obligations towards women. After six decades of increasingly rabid and aggressive feminism, there’s hardly a man out there who feels it’s his duty to take on a woman’s burden. Not your fault that your kids have special needs, lady? Well, that’s not our problem. 🤷‍♂️
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/24 12:09 PM
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Amusing how it’s always some sort of "deficiency" when a man dares to have desires of his own, instead of just wanting whatever women want from one moment to the next… sure, sweetie, it must be some sort of "midlife crisis” when a man doesn’t want to marry a pre-menopausal single mom with two special needs kids. 😄
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/24 11:49 AM
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“I am a drama free 34 year old mama of three boys, working as a stripper and well into my third decade of drug addiction.” Is that even a sentence?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/23 03:08 PM
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No. (full answer)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/22 10:19 AM
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Indeed... why can’t an obnoxious fat bitch with kids have the tall handsome stranger that she wants?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/20 05:39 AM
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Never – ever! – consider anything serious with a woman who doesn’t list what she has to offer. It reveals how she really sees you if you’re stupid enough to take her bait.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 08:05 AM
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Yet another "Dear Santa" profile where she doesn’t list a single quality that she brings to the table in return for what she wants...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 08:01 AM
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Be your best self and have standards, gentlemen. There is no reason to settle for some fat cum dumpster if you have your shit together.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 07:57 AM
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This one knows she’s severely damaged goods, and will never respect any man who would have her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 07:47 AM
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And what do you bring to the table, woman? Why should a tall guy choose you?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 07:38 AM
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With all due respect... at 51 she’s kinda running out of time. Quite literally. And she certainly doesn’t have a whole lot to waste. Which, alas, she would need.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/20 11:37 PM
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won’t sleep with you on the first date Oh, yes you would, tubby. Yes you would... And that’s your problem right there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/20 11:11 PM
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Epiphany phase single mom unable to list anything she’s good for other than a pump and dump – and barely even that, judging from her photo – looking for a high value man with a good income. Literally spells out a demand that he must be good for more than she appears to be. Like trying to sell a banged up old car with an ad stating “Looking for a buyer willing to pay more than it’s worth”.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/20 05:38 AM
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So to summarize... an indebted, obnoxious, jaded and worn out woman in her mid 30s looking for a childless high value tall guy with a big dick with whom she won’t have sex for at least the first 20 dates while expecting him to do the paying, planning and driving. Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie... this is a marketplace. The question isn’t whether or not you want everything nice that you could possibly think of. We all do. The question is what you will cough up in return. And from your... uhhh... "enti…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/20 05:21 AM
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I’m 6"6’ myself, and I would never even consider a serious relationship with a woman who posts height requirements save for the one acceptable reason: If she happens to be tall herself – that one I get. You wanna appreciate my size? Totally fine. Demand it? You just reduced yourself to sex toy status. Then again, I would never consider a serious relationship with a woman who’s been passed around either. So this fine lady is only good for one thing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/20 04:50 AM
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The past is all you can ever judge anyone by, because it’s the only thing that has actually happened yet and therefore the only available source of information.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/20 12:13 AM
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Only 21 and already finishing high school? Well, thank sweet Jesus you’re pregnant, we sure need those genetics to multiply.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/20 08:38 PM
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have standards had fair share of bad boys treat me like a queen Compilation error.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/20 08:31 PM
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Tell me something I’ve never heard before Give me something you’ve never given before. Oh, that’s right...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/20 03:53 PM
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I’m tired of being used as a sexual commodity. Literally a statement only an aging prostitute could conceivably utter in any other era. There’s your answer, female. (“Woman” somehow didn’t seem the right word.)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/20 03:48 PM
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That, of course, is exactly what we’re looking at here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/20 06:45 AM
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Imagine unironically believing that sex and building a bond and a family are not two sides of the same coin.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/20 08:44 PM
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Extraordinary. If she has 5 kids at 24, that means she either started at 18 and got knocked up 3 months after giving birth 4 times in a row... or, way more likely, that she started well before 18. Now, what are the chances that all 5 kids have the same father, given that we can safely assume she started no later than 16 and kept on reproducing? So: This situation reeks of a teenage slut with 3, 4 or 5 different dads for her offspring thus far. And yet, she apparently believes her market value to…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/12/19 03:31 PM
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No way...!!! Her kids are amazing... AND they are her world... AND she likes to have fun??? Like, the whole trifecta? Everything that a lady can bring to a relationship? This is too good to be true.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/12/19 01:55 PM
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My oh my... is this our first actual case of the million cocks stare?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/19 10:05 PM
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Excellent read. Gotta say, I would probably be disqualified because I'm white and at 45 I'm certainly too old. And oh, I'm married to a girl I've been with since I was 21. And I don't belive in deities. But aside from that: This chick actually seems to me to have her mind in the right place. The type of dude she's after is really the type of dude that all women should seek. And they should do so around her age. Certainly not the worst I've seen in this forum. Not by a long shot. Although, good l…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/19 12:11 AM
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The lack of introspection from the women in the comments section is absolutely priceless. I've scrolled down for a long time now, and not a single one of them makes the only observation that matters: This is the type of male behavior that women reward with sexual intimacy. They seem entirely unable to recognize that as the selectors they are fully in control of the situation. If women were rewarding facial My Little Pony tattoos with sexual attention you would see half the male population walkin…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/19 06:44 AM
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Let me guess his full name: Jesus González? Jesus Sanchez? Jesus Garcia, perhaps?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/19 03:22 PM
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Just a quick sidenote: Exactly how is gravity directed in that photo? Sort of elongated tits protruding nearly perpendicular to the direction in which her hair is hanging. Wouldn't it be funny as hell to see a "behind the scenes" shot of how she pulled that trick off? Some seriously deceptive contraptions at work here... 😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/19 05:00 PM
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The answer is simple and old as time: She is advertising to the crowd that has what she wants but doesn't have... ... using what she has that they want but don't have access to. In simpler terms, she's proposing a transaction: You have what I need, I have what you need. In even simpler terms, she's a whore.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/19 04:44 PM
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... but she doesn’t need a “too bad, live with your decisions”. See, that's where you're wrong. It's exactly what she needs to hear. It's also what other women need to learn before they follow in her footsteps.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/19 04:29 PM
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I want to choose being something else now. You can stop doing what you're doing now, but you can't undo having done it. It's called consequences. Look it up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/19 04:24 PM
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I'll be very daring and suggest a minor improvement: "Contrast this to when a woman has to actually put effort to keep the relationship going, where every day is a challenge and a struggle, where she doesn't just take but give and make sacrifices knowing that otherwise he will not do the same for her." There must always be consequences.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/19 11:27 AM
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Listen, she's only 44. Way too early for drawing conclusions...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/19 11:22 AM
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She will learn the hard way that men aren't interested in this shit. I take for granted that by "men" you mean men of value.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/19 05:09 PM
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Best single post I've read on this topic so far. Kudos.
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre17/11/19 08:09 PM
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As a 45 year old guy, permit me to offer a small piece of advice: Women have their 10-15 good years early on, before they turn 30. After that it's nightfall. Men have twice as many good years, but the come after they turn 30. Right now you may think that your good years are passing you by and you are wasting them working your ass off. The reverse is true: Your fun hasn't started yet, and its quality comes as a result of you working your ass off at the moment. Let me repeat: The good years for a …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/19 10:25 AM
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Fool me three times, shame on the poor simp who gets the leftovers. Fixed it for you. 😁
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/19 10:03 PM
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Oh hell yeah, this sounds just like the hill I've been looking for to die on...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/19 09:12 PM
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No woman is special, there are millions of them out there. This. Simply this. If only more men could understand this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/19 02:53 PM
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Men need to open their eyes to the amazing women in their own age bracket. No... we don't. In fact, that's exactly the thing: We don't need to do that. We could, however. But why would we? And that is the question for you to answer, not for us. Sidenote: Simply referring to yourself "beautiful", "sexy" and "amazing" won't cut it. You see, that's for us to decide, for ourselves...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/11/19 01:16 PM
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/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/19 01:28 PM
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Exactly one fit and attractive half black chick gets the ginger who will not be king. Thus, it matters not how you look in this world. Statistically rock solid reasoning there, folks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/19 05:00 PM
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Absolutely true. Do not under any circumstance intervene unless it’s someone you personally care about. Only if they reap what they’ve sown is there a chance they may learn. Although fat chance...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/19 04:35 PM
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From Swedish: “They stoned me while I was heavily pregnant. It was rocks bigger than a man’s fist. They screamed FUCKING WHORE, again and again, when I paid at ICA MAXI. Nobody in the long line said a thing. I dare not walk the dog at night. The dog will have to pee in the shower.” ( ICA MAXI is a supermarket) Edit: I tracked down the original tweet for a complete text to translate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/19 04:30 PM
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True, but look at her cleavage. Those are saggy hangers already. They won’t tighten up when she’s done lactating. This may even be a “before” pic. Even worse if so.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/19 06:29 PM
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I self-identify as a castle owner. My pronouns are “My Lord” and “His Grace” Surely she’s not so intolerant and bigoted as to not accept me for who I really am?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/19 06:06 PM
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31 years old, single mom, "done the party lifestyle". Broken beyond repair... NEXT!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/19 11:46 AM
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These are excellent observations. But I would like to extend the topic with an observation of my own: The female right to vote has been a fact of life for 50-100 years all across the Western world. Why has only the United States gone so completely to shit when it comes to “family law”, with only a few countries trailing behind? It’s still not in any real sense dangerous to get married in virtually any European country. I say “still”, because it’s hard to predict with certainty what the future ho…
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre29/10/19 06:46 AM
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I considered this option. But what got me thinking was these two formulations: The guy who keeps dating you after this will be the one your really connect with conversationally, intellectually, emotionally, etc. and will actually be into you as a human being and not just a fuck doll. and then: The only potentially downside is if you go through all of this and then he turns out to be bad in bed you have to break up with him and it sucks. Doesn't quite ring like a beta trap to me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 08:19 PM
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Accurate indeed. The one that got to me was the phrase "This one just likes me ..." For crying in the fückin' beer... has any woman ever referred to a man she's attracted to as "this one"...???
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 01:52 PM
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True, but the thing is: This is not a strategy for getting a man, it's a strategy for tricking female competitors out of the game. What percentage of men belong to the attractive minority that women look for with LTR/marriage in mind? Something like 10% maybe? Perhaps less, perhaps a little more. It doesn't matter, and here's why: What percentage of women want such a man? Correct answer: 100% of the heterosexual ones. So if 10% of men are attractive enough for consideration, then there are 10 wo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 10:44 AM
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OK, let's not forget that she's 100% lying about the whole thing. You can tell by the stone cold language she uses to describe him, without even the slightest hint of genuine attraction or admiration. It's like she's reading a list of features for the man she's dreamt of ever since she was a little girl but no longer ever expects to meet. Anyone who's heard a woman describe a man she's in love with knows that this is simply not what your would hear. Also she would never admit it, even to herself…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 10:24 AM
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5 kids after 3 marriages, and we can safely assume she has at least one spawn from each ex husband. Imagine just trying to sort out the practical logistics of this dumpster fire... like celebrating Christmas, birthdays and all the rest. Any man must deeply hate himself to willfully get entangled into such a mess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/19 08:28 PM
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She deserves to be treated the way she can reasonably expect to be treated by the type of men she chooses. Full stop.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/19 03:59 PM
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Anything that resembled a personality was fucked out of them before dick number 25. And that was usually a freight train of dicks ago.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/19 05:24 AM
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Who has succeeded in the great attempt, To be a friend's friend, Whoever has won a lovely woman, Add his to the jubilation! Indeed, who even just has one soul To call his own in this world! And who never managed it should slink Weeping from this union! It's from "Ode To Joy" by Friedrich Schiller.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/19 11:37 AM
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A 39 year old fat princess single mom of 4 living on her own planet and working blessed as unskilled labor, searching for a go getter bad boy with respect "an value's a real woman" who can be a nightmare and who loves spending money and ass games that are not fake while demanding the best because she deserves it as a hell of a woman. What's wrong with that? EDIT: Oh fuck, I just remembered – this is exactly what I was looking for! What are the odds?!?!?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/19 05:11 PM
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Looking for in person friends. Need a drinking buddy. No I am not looking for hookups. 5'3", average body, brown hair and brown eyes [..] open to having children someday. Bloody hell, this woman searches for friends exactly the way I do...!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/19 04:59 PM
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Finding a decent man who's up to your standards is "the trick", is it? Gee, I wonder why that might be. Could it perhaps have something to do with you being a nearly 40 year old single mom? Is it possible that the men who are up to your standards even have standards themselves? Nah... I'm sure you just need to figure out where that line of high-value men is forming up for you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/19 02:14 PM
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5’5" tall a few pounds extra (those photos) At most two of these are factual.... but which? Might she actually be the size of a garden gnome? Are those photos of her obese friend? Or did some other accidental mix-up sneak in without her noticing...?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/19 01:28 PM
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OK, that’s just disturbing...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/19 09:06 PM
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Bitch, in Adult World being in control of finances means bringing the paycheck and paying the bills. Do you even know what you’re asking for?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/19 07:39 PM
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True that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/19 07:34 PM
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The bitch is pregnant with someone else’s kid, which automatically makes her a 1.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/19 11:40 AM
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How, specifically, do you get two thirds female ancestors and one third male ancestors from monogamy? Edit: Let me add that the results stem from studies of certain human Y chromosome variations (for men, obviously) and certain mitochondrial variations (for women). So they seem to not be from pre-human ancestors in our very distant past.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/19 10:34 PM
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The evolutionary model is no longer complete within these 'exterior' parameters. True, but then these exterior parameters become part of the "decision process" for natural selection. They can affect the outcome of evolution, but not change the fact that it is the heritable traits which enable the more successful production of descendants that ultimately become dominant – specifically by producing more descendants inheriting these traits. love, hate, grace, mercy, compassion, sympathy, pride....a…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/19 10:30 PM
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Well, thank you for the advice. But I think for now I'll just stick with the basics and refrain from using crass pejoratives to put down what others try to explain. And in the unfortunate event that I might slip up I'll be sure to let my humility shine through by not expecting to be treated with reverence in return.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/19 09:39 PM
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Oh, sure. The culturally appropriate expression of alpha traits will obviously vary over time. But women's propensity to judge men from such traits stem from a time when such traits were the only indicators to go by. There were of course no nice cars, fancy apartments, and other clear signs of material wealth in pre-stoneage nomadic groups. And this behavior pattern is still with us to this day.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/19 07:47 PM
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If you actually missed it, he referred to my central point as (quote) "complete bullshit". I am not spoken to like that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/19 07:30 PM
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In case you are even serious, which I'm willing to doubt, I was jokingly addressing the "noble savage" myth itself and not you. It's a literary device. Look it up. Furthermore, you give me too much credit: The theory is not mine. Also, you give its detractors credit they certainly do not deserve, since the theory has been verified through studies of the human genome. Specifically: Two thirds of our ancestors turns out to have been female, only one third were male. Now, try do the math and see wh…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/19 07:07 PM
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You are mixing timeframes. We have currently overcome most of our old adversities, yes, but for how many generations has this been the case? Our species is something in the vicinity of 10 000 generations old. Pre-human hominids extend back hundreds of thousands of generations before that. This is when our genetic predispositions were formed, not in the latest few generations where we have indeed conquered our circumstances. Finally: What are relevant examples of traits that are not formed by evo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/19 06:57 PM
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Oh, not a complete free-for-all, no. Almost certainly not. But as far as evolved preferences go it is not a question of harems and free-for-alls. It is a question of natural selection: Which women had more surviving offspring? The ones who happened to be drawn to men (note: plural form) with predominantly alpha traits, or the ones who didn't share this particular preference? The primary problem that humans have been facing since virtually forever is this: How do you survive bad times? Good times…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/19 05:01 PM
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Oh wow, the "noble savage" myth? Is that really you? Shit, I haven't seen you since you got debunked and discredited after the Human Genome Project...! How the hell have you been, what's life like in the Gender Studies department?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/19 04:06 PM
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And yet, somehow, paleogenetic research shows that the time around when modern humans moved into Europe there may have been as much as 100 mothers for every 30 fathers. Gee, I wonder why that is... maybe genetics research is part of the evil patriarchy too? https://investigativegenetics.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/2041-2223-5-13
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/19 01:44 PM
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This seems like a dual mating strategy, and in modern times it is. But consider the following: 50 000 years ago a woman had primarily 3 requirements for a good mate: Desirable genetics, for strong children with a good chance of reaching adulthood Protection capability, to fend off dangers Provisioning capability, to secure access to food and resources The latter two were largely a result of homo sapiens having evolved into large-brained creatures, making childbirth and early child rearing very t…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/19 05:23 AM
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I'm gonna keep it simple Excellent, no need to make things difficult. Do go on, please. while I was in prison I've been clean for 6 mos addicted to ink [...] and bad boys there is always going to be someone just waiting for you to fall for once I am proud of who I am Holy shite, you're good! This may be simplest decision I've ever had to make...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/19 01:50 AM
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Well, to be fair: Looking at the bigger picture, she has proven her proactive capabilities in some areas of life. But the nerve to first have one kid, then getting knocked up again, and finally making demands with respect to what she has time for... oh, this is a keeper for sure! Just imagine the happy life some lucky guy will secure for himself at her feet. I mean side.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/19 08:35 AM
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someone the challenges me all u little ass boy y'all can be about y'all way don't chase no niggas if u real serious I speak English I see, but as a foreigner I just have to ask: Which language do you write?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/19 04:17 AM
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Hmmm... looks like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys in fact has a mom. But this... thing... is two years younger than me? What the hell happened? Wonder what games she's tired of. Ice cream eating competitions, perhaps.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 07:55 PM
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There must be some good men out there?! Yes, and they have options. Which means you'll be competing for them with other women. Which means you need to bring something to the table. Which means you have to communicate why they should pick you. Which means... oh fuck it, I've probably lost you already.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 09:43 AM
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Nice job there. But you only need to read what she actually writes while picturing an incoherently rambling lunatic in a straightjacket, and hilarity ensues all by itself. Especially the completely random LOLs and HAHAHAs are the cartoon-like clichè hallmarks of psychiatric illness. I mean, just imagine meeting somone in real life who talks like that...!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 09:49 PM
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Pleeze enlighten me Sure: No sane man would ever want to get near you if even half of your bio is factual. You can thank me by going away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 05:54 PM
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I'm 6'6"... but aside from the fact that I'm married: Why on God's green earth would I want you, bitch? Make a fucking case for yourself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/19 09:50 PM
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Straight from the whore's mouth. Sorry, couldn't help myself...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/19 02:25 PM
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38, divorced, single mom, won't fuck OK... let me hold your beer while you try to make yourself even less appealing. I have genital herpes. (drops beer like a hot potato and runs away screaming)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/19 02:09 PM
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The bitch is pregnant.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/19 06:27 PM
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Getting you used to sleeping in a tent outside right from the getgo...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/19 06:25 PM
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I'm a brutally honest b!tch, if you don't like that type of personality... move along! k bye
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/19 06:23 PM
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This little skank is already cheating on her boyfriend. Just seeking approval for what she's already done.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/19 02:14 PM
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And what do I do when he gets back in touch in a few weeks/months? You'll spread your legs and be a "strong and independent" whore, just like feminism taught you. Any other stupid questions?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/19 08:17 PM
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I'm not interested I'm married my standards are higher I want more outa life than u can offer I don't want four bastards if that makes me lost then so be it thank u bye. ... fuck, I put a period at the end! Damnit! So close.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/19 12:21 PM
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Yeah. Just try to imagine any other era where a woman could publicly express pride in having three kids that’s been taken out of her care. This really is mind blowing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/19 06:29 AM
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I am an In shape 33 year old mother of 2 Yeah... which specific shape are we talking about here? Staying in shape by working out twice per week Oh. That shape. Restaurant manager, part ting bartender, hair stylist So at least either your kids or some lucky guy won't be seeing you much then? 6 Flags Holy crap, that's my count so far too! Huge roller coaster junkie ... and that's exactly what I was thinking!!! This is almost scary. I look like a schlob at home, dress up for going out Girl, you alr…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/19 05:46 AM
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Wow... zero punctuation, literally just one long sentence. But this one isn't just an illiterate bisexual former stripper – oh no: "Sup peepz" 3 kids... ... not in her care... ... and won't say why looking for royalty alpha widowed twice "love to have fun"... ... which means drinking "give me a holla" "down to ride" This is some next level sh*t. Except from her name and location, which we don't know, literally every single piece of information she provides is a red flag in its own right. That ac…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/19 05:26 AM
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– Would she reject his advances if she saw him as a Chad? – No, teacher, she would not. – Class dismissed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/09/19 04:15 PM
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If I were single I'd actually be able to check all her boxes. Except I don't want more kids. And I'm not getting married again. And, of course, assuming I'm not just too stupid to understand that I'm stupid – who knows? But anyhoo: Why on earth would this bitch think she's the best I could do?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 03:19 PM
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Correct answer: "Apparently a prostitute." And then just walk away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 06:28 AM
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Try to imagine some bitch with 2 kids claiming that "I'm a WOMAN, not a MOTHER". Now how does adding the qualifier "single" change anything in a way that matters? And how the everloving hell does "Popularity: High" apply to this dumpster fire? Oh, that's right... sorry, my bad. EDIT: Just noticed the "Chernobyl" ad at the bottom there. That's some impressive AI.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/19 11:45 AM
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I sincerely apologise, Milady: The light of my life that I seek is a fat, pregnant, arrogant bitch working a menial job who can't drive but who will permit me to ask why. Sooo close... but sadly, my search for The One must continue.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/19 06:59 PM
5

1) You weaponized #MeToo 2) Men responded with avoidance 3) You can't weaponize whining Conclusion: Your loss Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/19 05:42 PM
11

True. And perhaps equally interesting: "This Side of Paradise" was published a hundred years ago. One might almost be tempted to suspect that the Eleanor character didn't quite get it right, and that certain things are not subject to whimsical change...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/19 09:05 AM
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It's from "This Side of Paradise" by F. Scott Fitzgerald. If I were born a hundred years from now, well and good, but now what's in store for me—I have to marry, that goes without saying. Who? I'm too bright for most men, and yet I have to descend to their level and let them patronize my intellect in order to get their attention. Every year that I don't marry I've got less chance for a first-class man. At the best I can have my choice from one or two cities and, of course, I have to marry into a…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/19 09:55 PM
3

Look at the emoji: Christian has apparently passed away, and this chaste young widow now finds herself in distress through no fault of her own. Is there really no gentleman of valor and standing out there willing to Do The Right Thing and restore milady' honor?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/19 02:08 PM
3

Oh, trust me: You do not want a man who will treat you with the "love and respect" that you deserve...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/19 03:06 PM
You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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