The trouble is always in finding that golden mean. This Argentine agency isn't looking for equality; they're looking for matriarchy, and they have to be stopped.
This is a fucking joke, as could be expected from the People's Republic of Amherst. They just want an excuse to suspend Whipple because he's old and senile.
"Man" as a verb is gender-neutral. For instance, "Jane mans the boat" is an acceptable sentence. There is no need for a gender-neutral alternative to "manned".