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I think the couple should just smush their names together. Over several generations, names would progressively become weirder and weirder, until they're just unpronounceable gibberish. Smith + Jones = Smones Smones + Taylor = Smaylones Smaylones + White = Whayliones Whayliones + Richards = Raychardyliones Etc etc
/r/MensRights27/10/19 02:57 PM
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This is the type of woman who complains about "emotional labor" when she's asked to show compassion.
/r/MensRights19/10/19 03:11 PM
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Why would people play Monopoly when amazing games like Settlers of Catan and Pandemic exist?
/r/MensRights09/10/19 11:48 AM
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"Emotional labor" is such a revealing phrase. I think what it really means is, "Oh no, I have to make an effort to care about another human being, which is hard for me because I'm a fucking sociopath!"
/r/MensRights28/09/19 01:15 PM
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If we're going to ban comedians, maybe we should start with self-confessed rapists, like Amy Schumer.
/r/MensRights26/06/19 11:46 AM
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Good point.
/r/MensRights09/02/19 05:33 PM
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I'm not telling anyone what they have to enjoy, I'm just saying there are other ways to have sex. If someone has a smaller penis or erectile disfunction, it doesn't mean they have to give up on sex.
/r/MensRights09/02/19 05:15 PM
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Fortunately, there is more to sex than just penetration.
/r/MensRights09/02/19 02:27 PM
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"As a collective group". That's the problem. That's what you don't get to do. You don't get to lump a bunch of individuals into a "collective group" and blame and shame them all for the actions of the worst individuals. That is prejudice.
/r/MensRights22/01/19 11:33 PM
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I'm not enabling anything, I'm just saying her weight is irrelevant. It's like listening to a politician discussing his ideas on trade policy and saying "I don't like his haircut." Yes, and? What's your point?
/r/MensRights15/01/19 03:34 PM
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It's a good video and an interesting discussion of the ad, but phrases like "fat feminist" aren't the most helpful way to promote the men's rights cause.
/r/MensRights15/01/19 02:44 PM
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I'm sure Gillette's Venus brand will release a commercial directed at women next. "Hey ladies, stop throwing your babies in dumpsters! Venus!"
/r/MensRights14/01/19 07:11 PM
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She must really hate women to rob them of their agency like that.
/r/MensRights28/12/18 08:29 PM
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"Nuclear War Destroys Earth - Women Blown Up The Hardest"
/r/MensRights19/12/18 02:05 PM
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"The Package"
/r/MensRights17/12/18 02:14 PM
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And inaccurate reporting from the government doesn't help, either.
/r/MensRights30/10/18 03:13 PM
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My sister and I got paid the same. We were supposed to do the same chores, too, but she never mowed the lawn or brought in firewood or any outdoor work more strenuous than watering plants.
/r/MensRights27/08/18 06:09 PM
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Framing everything as "left vs right" is a big part of the media's job. They have to keep that Overton window tightly restricted. Otherwise, people might start having unapproved thoughts.
/r/MensRights25/08/18 06:22 PM
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...While medical professionals say there are known benefits. You mean like making $$$ from unnecessary surgeries? Yeah, that's a pretty big benefit.
/r/MensRights07/04/18 04:16 PM
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"I got my dream job, but none of my clothes follow the workplace dress code! I can't afford to buy an entire new wardrobe! What am I going to do? Why didn't school prepare me for this?!?"
/r/MensRights03/04/18 12:47 PM
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I'm more concerned with their choice of photo. You could have the manliest poo in the world, but she'll still get mad if you do it in the hot tub.
/r/MensRights06/03/18 02:05 PM
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There are three elements to his crime He is male If he were a female comedian, he could admit to outright raping a guy and nothing would happen to him.
/r/MensRights10/11/17 02:45 PM
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Jesus, she'd get a longer sentence for killing the family dog.
/r/MensRights09/11/17 03:48 PM
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Walmart has a dozen different birth control pills for $9/month. If my medical needs were cheaper than a pizza, I would be the happiest person alive.
/r/MensRights10/10/17 12:37 PM
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Yes, they are. I don't know if Annie started in the newspaper comic strip on in the comic book first, but it gained its early popularity in comic book form.
/r/MensRights06/06/17 04:27 PM
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female fans rushing to buy tickets to the first comic book-inspired film to star a woman since Jennifer Garner in 2005's Elektra. Whiteout (2009) - Kate Beckinsale Blue is the Warmest Color (2013) - Adèle Exarchopoulos Annie (2014) - Quvenzhané Wallis Sure, technically Blue is a French film, but I think it's popular enough with American audiences to count.
/r/MensRights06/06/17 12:03 PM
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When men want something but don't ask, it's their fault for not communicating. When women want something and don't ask, it's the man's fault for not reading her mind.
/r/MensRights25/05/17 03:36 PM
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Judge Judy decides custody cases?
/r/PussyPassDenied24/05/17 11:04 AM
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“well, white men are a problem … white straight men are a big problem, that’s for sure.” Not as big of a problem as molesting children, apparently.
/r/MensRights03/11/16 05:43 PM
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Everyone knows women don't find well-muscled, shirtless men attractive. That's why all the sexy leading man roles go to hunks like Seth Rogen and Zach Galifianakis, not guys with gross bodies like Chris Evans or Matthew McConaughey.
/r/MensRights21/06/16 02:39 PM
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Johnny Depp has asked a court to determine that he should not pay spousal support to his estranged wife Amber Heard, who filed for divorce after 15 months of marriage. Why is asking for spousal support even an option after just 15 months? It's not like she gave up her career and spent 20 years raising his kids. She was doing movies during that time. She was working and earning her own money.
/r/MensRights27/05/16 12:07 PM
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I feel so bad for all the struggles Kristen Stewart and Will Smith have been going through. If only they had white male privilege like me. :(
/r/MensRights28/01/16 12:41 PM
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If feminists actually believe in the college campus "rape epidemic", then why are they still at college? If a college degree really came with a 1 in 5 chance of being raped, you would be insane to go. There is no offer in the world where a 1/5th chance of being raped would make a sane person sign on. Not a college degree, not a 6-figure job, not a lottery win, nothing. If college really were that dangerous for women, there simply wouldn't be any women there.
/r/MensRights17/11/15 06:44 PM
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I stopped watching his segment on online harassment when he decided to rickroll people 30 seconds in.
/r/MensRights23/06/15 01:12 PM
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http://i.imgur.com/K9wwL.gif
/r/PussyPassDenied12/01/15 03:17 PM
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The term comes from an experiment conducted by Beth Breslaw... She would stride confidently in whatever direction she chose, refusing to alter her route for anyone, male or female. So, to prove that men walk into people, she walked into people.
/r/MensRights09/01/15 12:42 PM
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"Also, women area beautiful at any size, but short guys can go fuck themselves."
/r/MensRights04/12/14 12:28 PM
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What great arguments this guy has! "Search the internet to see why I'm right! Also, if you don't think I'm right, I'll ban you!"
/r/MensRights03/12/14 12:33 PM
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I have a lot of insecurity about... falling and making mistakes. Yeah, literally everyone feels that way. It has nothing to do with your gender or feminism or the patriarchy.
/r/MensRights01/11/14 03:09 PM
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Here's the company that makes it.
/r/MensRights26/10/14 05:08 PM
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FTFY
/r/MensRights20/09/14 06:23 PM
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What about Groot? He spent the whole movie naked. Stop objectifying trees!
/r/MensRights13/08/14 05:53 PM
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If I were Monica, I would have paid someone to ghost write me a relationship book, "How To Date The President". Market it to the Cosmo demographic, and fill it with the same level of terrible advice.
/r/MensRights27/06/14 11:59 AM
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OK, now I really want to see some double satire. Any examples?
/r/MensRights22/04/14 01:39 AM
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Good point. Their CD might sound OK, if you don't mind lyrics about feminism, but I wouldn't want to see them live, regardless of what they sang about. Anyway, If I were going to a punk concert, I'd want to see a band with a lead vocalist who can actually sing, like Bad Religion.
/r/MensRights09/04/14 03:26 PM
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War On Women - Say It Yeah, they kind of suck.
/r/MensRights09/04/14 11:53 AM
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Well, now this is just getting fusilli.
/r/MensRights14/02/14 02:32 PM
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The macaroni penis, an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
/r/MensRights14/02/14 12:46 PM
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Well, at least I've got the six-figure salary. (The two after the decimal point count, right?)
/r/MensRights27/01/14 02:03 PM
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Also, women in comics have skimpy costumes, which is sexist. Because you never see half-dressed male heroes, like Namor the Submariner, The Thing, Hawkman, Beast, Colossus, Hulk, or He-Man.
/r/MensRights27/01/14 01:26 AM
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Only if there's a giant who gives me piggyback rides.
/r/MensRights11/12/13 05:12 PM
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Men who help pay for pre-natal and maternity costs are helping to shoulder the burden for costs that their parents bore, many years before. This makes no sense. My mother's maternity costs were paid 30+ years before Obamacare even existed, so I guess she didn't need it, now did she?
/r/MensRights06/11/13 04:53 PM
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"The entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, all Star Wars movies, The Social Network, Pulp Fiction and all but one of the Harry Potter movies fail this test," said Ellen Tejle The Social Network was based on a true story. The filmmakers can't help it if there weren't female developers helping get Facebook off the ground.
/r/MensRights06/11/13 04:13 PM
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Great point. That girl may not be a rapist, but she thinks like one.
/r/MensRights05/09/13 11:46 AM
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"You are trying to get in my oppression!" I loved that part. She's an upper class American who is apparently famous enough to be featured on national TV. Oh, how hard her life must be! And she's a writer. Sure, writing gets lonely sometimes, and stressful, but all things considered, it's easy. I used to work in landscaping. No matter how hard my writing job gets, I never think to myself, "Gee, I wish I could go back to digging ditches!" It's amazing to me that famous people with easy jobs can sa…
/r/MensRights03/06/13 12:47 PM
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It's not sexist if he also compliments male attorney generals. Quick, issue a press release about how cute Beau Biden is!
/r/MensRights07/04/13 02:52 PM
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"Most men will never take a class that requires readings by exclusively female authors" I did. Several of my English Lit classes only had readings from female authors. The students were told that was OK, because it was to balance out all the "dead white men" we had to read about in other classes. Now there's something women don't have to deal with. Can you imagine a male science teacher dismissing Marie Curie as "a dead white woman"?
/r/MensRights20/02/13 06:32 PM
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That's exactly what someone involved in the conspiracy would say...
/r/MensRights14/02/13 03:55 PM
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Personally, I can't see that happening. I think feminists are always going to be against anything that gives men control over sex. If pornography became illegal, feminists would just move on to fighting against male-oriented sex toys.
/r/MensRights14/02/13 03:52 PM
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Words like "bro hug" and "manscaping" are just another way to box men in, to limit them to "acceptable" male behaviors. Real men don't hug, but they can do the "bro hug" and embrace while pounding each other on the back. I'm hugging you, but I'm also hitting you, so it's not gay. Real men don't shave their body hair, unless it's "manscaping" to highlight their muscles, or to trim their pubes and make their dicks look bigger. It's to impress chicks, so it's not gay. Hugging and body maintenance a…
/r/MensRights13/02/13 03:28 PM
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A good first step would be to stop drugging boys just because they don't like sitting still and being quiet for 8 hours a day.
/r/MensRights12/02/13 09:55 PM
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When the Costa Concordia cruise liner sank last year, the ship rolled on its side, so half the lifeboats ended up under water. Suddenly, they only have half the lifeboats they needed for the 3,200 people on board. According to a witness, "The worst part came when a lifeboat crew member told everyone, women and children first. All these families who were clinging to each other had to be separated." http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/14/world/europe/italy-cruise-scene/index.html
/r/MensRights10/02/13 03:56 PM
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I'm afraid I don't have any suggestions, but I just wanted to say thank you. The psychology field, and the world, needs more people like you.
/r/MensRights31/01/13 04:50 PM
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That's what I was looking for, thanks.
/r/MensRights04/12/12 06:48 PM
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"With over a million estimated victims every year..." Anyone have a source for that? How often are these drugs actually used?
/r/MensRights04/12/12 03:27 PM
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If you vote for a candidate who loses, that doesn't mean your vote was wasted. Even though the Green party has never won a Congressional or Presidential election, their campaigns and limited successes helped bring environmental issues to the national stage. Similarly, if even ten percent of people voted for an anti-war presidential candidate, we might get some actual serious discussion about cutting the defense budget.
/r/MensRights27/11/12 03:07 PM
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Also, don't forget that politicians are put in power by voters. The majority of voters are women. When a tiger escapes from the zoo, it's the tiger that eats people, but I would also blame person who opened the cage.
/r/MensRights27/11/12 02:33 PM
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Yep, getting drafted for Nam and WWII was just AWESOME.
/r/MensRights14/11/12 06:31 PM
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The gender swapped version exists, but I can't imagine who would buy it.
/r/MensRights14/11/12 12:53 PM
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What if all women were bigger and stronger than you I'm never sure how to react to women who say "guys are all bigger and stronger." I'm 5-foot-5 and a web designer. There are tons of women out there who could kick my ass. What if women were the ones who started wars What if men started a "white feather" movement to try to shame women into joining the military and getting killed? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs Oh man, I'm so glad I have a penis. …
/r/MensRights12/11/12 08:03 PM
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Exactly. I'd tell him to take his business elsewhere.
/r/MensRights26/10/12 02:51 PM
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Can you imagine if you went to a plastic surgeon and said "Make my baby's genitals look like mine"? They'd take your kid away and put you in a mental hospital.
/r/MensRights24/10/12 11:56 AM
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"There's been a lot of talk about hate... And a lot of people are saying these ideas are coming from men. We're here to tell you they are wrong." But by directing these comments at men, and only men, you are essentially saying that they are right. Why would you feel the need to say "real men" aren't racist, "real men" don't hate other religions, "real men" aren't homophobic, unless you are excluding the possibility that women could be any of those things? You have obviously decided that men are …
/r/MensRights23/10/12 06:10 PM
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That would be a huge step in the right direction. It seems like many, if not most, people think every sex offender is a rapist or pedophile. You can end up on the list for streaking or mooning someone.
/r/MensRights23/10/12 02:51 PM
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My brother is a programmer. My parents never encouraged him to pursue a STEM profession, even when he was writing his own games and building PCs to play them on. They didn't see the point in spending all his time alone in his room. When he got interested in painting, though, that they encouraged. Even now that he's the richest and most successful of their kids, they never talk to him about work.
/r/MensRights22/10/12 01:29 PM
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"Over 20 Conservative Leaders including Rush Limbaugh"... Yeah, no.
/r/MensRights16/10/12 09:26 PM
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If I wanted to take down this sub, I wouldn't use photos, but the same techniques would work. Spam self-posts advocating hacking feminist websites, posting personal information of feminist bloggers, even violent counter-protests at slut walks. Use a couple dozen puppet accounts to upvote my spam posts and make "right on, brother!" type comments. If you timed it right and did it fast enough, you could make r/mensrights look like Stormfront. Reddit would delete this sub and ban it very quickly.
/r/MensRights16/10/12 01:23 PM
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It's a great job, just not in the United States. If your only other choice is working twelve hour days in a sweatshop or subsistence farming, posting spam is awesome.
/r/MensRights26/09/12 11:56 AM
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Is it just me, or is it pretty awful that the media released the boy's name? Shouldn't the media try to protect the anonymity of underage victims of sex crimes? Kids use Google before they can walk. Should everyone at every school he attends be able to find this out about him?
/r/MensRights05/09/12 05:36 PM
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Just imagine going to a plastic surgeon and saying "Could you make my baby's genitals look more like mine?" They would take away your kids, and throw you in a mental hospital.
/r/MensRights30/08/12 11:46 AM
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Jeez, all this hair stuff is confusing! So...don't have wet hair, don't have dry hair, don't have natural hair, don't have fake hair. It's not confusing. The different comments about hair all came from different guys. It's almost as if men are unique individuals with their own opinions!
/r/MensRights23/08/12 03:16 PM
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Going to see a standup comic and getting offended at a dirty joke is like going to see a magician and getting mad because he's being all sneaky.
/r/MensRights12/07/12 05:04 PM
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Father's Day gets no respect at all. At church, the Mother's Day sermons are always about how wonderful moms are. The Father's Day sermons, if they happen at all, are always about how men need to stop bad behaviors. At work, we use a print-on-demand website to make t-shirts for company events. The t-shirt company's ad for Mothers' Day was cute - the word "mom" and hearts. This is their ad for Father's Day. I'm sure Dad would just love to get any of that crap.
/r/MensRights11/06/12 03:20 PM
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Also, "People don't flip out if they have a family and not a career"? Bull! Any guy who says he wants to stay at home raising kids will get buried in crap for it. People will say you just want to sit on your ass while your wife goes to work, or you're too incompetent or stupid to find a job, or you're a closet pedo.
/r/MensRights10/05/12 03:03 PM
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When I worked at a hardware store, I refused to sell utility knives to women, in case they decided to castrate their husbands.
/r/MensRights16/12/11 03:50 PM
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I didn't understand how a circumcision could possibly be non-surgical, so I went to the PrePex website to read how it works. Apparently, the device is designed to stop the blood flow to the foreskin until it dies. It reminds me of when my dad told me how to band a bull to castrate it. Even if it were physically painless, it must be psychologically traumatizing to watch a part of your intimate anatomy wither and die.
/r/MensRights14/12/11 07:15 PM
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