captainxenu Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	[FR] I barely did anything and now I have a fuck buddy. F-Close		captainxenu	/r/seduction	22/07/12 11:04 AM

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	The "2 Block Rule": always pick a place within walking distance of your place for the first date Fuck, did anyone else need to do a double take at the first sentence?	/r/seduction	03/06/25 02:10 AM
43	Married teacher ‘begged teen boys to wear Scream masks for group sex’ Exactly this. When did it become so hard for people to say proper words on the internet? Constantly seeing people mincing words when mentioning rape, suicide, murder. It's fucking stupid.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/25 07:53 PM
192	Lady who snatched baby wombat from mother left Australia after visa threat Considering the guy filming is laughing about how distressed the mother was. Fuck these people.	/r/PussyPassDenied	15/03/25 12:53 AM
2	Married Connecticut educator allegedly had sex with an 11-year-old boy in her car outside his school — after giving him a bracelet with the acronym for “Best Friends for Life With Benefits.” "The accused perv told investigators that she did not initiate sexual contact" I don't know if this makes it better or worse. She's claiming she didn't initiate so that means what, the 11 year old boy wore down her resolve and she couldn't take it any longer? Are you fucking kidding me? How weak willed are you?	/r/PussyPassDenied	16/11/23 07:14 AM
22	That’s what happens when Karens start slapping people I agree and disagree. I wouldn't do it for any other woman, but I'd definitely defend my wife. My wife also isn't a fucking psycho who would start shit like this, so if some guy started throwing down at her, I'd assume it's not her fault.	/r/PussyPassDenied	23/02/23 08:28 PM
1	finally, a woman facing consequences for her actions Fuck, no! Monsters!	/r/PussyPassDenied	12/11/20 02:58 AM
4	NYE field report - Absolute shitshow 🤦‍♂️think I was being groomed for a threesome with another guy You nailed it on the head with this. This dude sounds like a complete idiot who whines over a girl getting drunk on New Years and isn't even attracted to her. Fucking sad.	/r/seduction	31/12/18 09:49 PM
3	This is why men athletes are paid more And then they have to face off against the fucking Detroit Redwings? Fucking gold that episode is.	/r/PussyPassDenied	15/04/18 03:13 PM
1	[FR] 18m here, I went to a street party and I met my mum's stupidly hot friend there, (45, total milf) What country are you in to be celebrating the Queens birthday, but also calling thongs by the name flip-flops?	/r/seduction	13/06/16 09:52 PM
2	Random girl with bf messaged me on FB.. Shes the one in a relationship, private messaging random guys. And this means that she messaged you because she wants dick. I am sure women can message men without wanting dick. You can try justifying it all you want, but you're the one that wants to fuck her and you're trying to come up with anything to rationalise it all. You are a dick.	/r/seduction	27/01/16 02:34 PM
0	Random girl with bf messaged me on FB.. No.. did you forget to read where I said "Worst case is she tells me she is taken and I am back at square 1." That is not the worst case scenario in this instance. Stop being a selfish douchebag.	/r/seduction	27/01/16 01:35 PM
15	Random girl with bf messaged me on FB.. I mean why would a chick with a happy relationship message a random guy she never met before and chat for over an hour? Because people are capable of talking without the need to make anything sexual between them? You're gonna tempt fate saying you're not a homewrecker, but you're planning to try getting it on with a chick that you say has a boyfriend. So yeah, you're a homewrecker.	/r/seduction	27/01/16 01:25 PM
2	Can't get over that girl? Do you feel obsessive? Have a friend who is obsessed with a girl? Can't get over something in life? Here's my advice. Same for me, not a text message though. Was almost a phone call until I went to talk to her face to face.	/r/seduction	12/01/16 02:37 PM
9	Can't get over that girl? Do you feel obsessive? Have a friend who is obsessed with a girl? Can't get over something in life? Here's my advice. GF of 4 years broke up with me the same time. This whole thread has really hit home for me.	/r/seduction	12/01/16 02:35 PM
2	FR: From Facebook add to F-close in two days TIME CHANGES PEOPLE - just because someone didn't like you in the past, doesn't mean they won't be attracted to you now. In my case, I hadn't seen or talked to this girl in 4 years. People can change a lot in a short amount of time. I've noticed that a lot of girls I went to school with, that are still single, seem to be quite attracted to me. I haven't really changed at all in the entire time since school, and they always tell me that they remember me being the really nice guy to them at school…	/r/seduction	26/06/13 07:45 PM
1	Please do not post the Russell Brand video He was barely hitting on them. It was more making them look stupid because of them not being good at their jobs. Seriously... people thought this belonged on Seddit? Really... this is why you can't get laid people... because you're retarded.	/r/seduction	19/06/13 04:36 PM
21	Hitting it off with a girl, feeling you could kiss her, but just can't find a right moment? Try this line. I agree, it is weird holding pencils and shit when you try to kiss girls.	/r/seduction	29/05/13 05:30 PM
194	Hitting it off with a girl, feeling you could kiss her, but just can't find a right moment? Try this line. The amount of times i've mananged to talk girls into showing me their tits, and letting me take a photo of them whilst i'm drunk is a large amoutn oof times. Source: i'm drunk not and got photos tonight.	/r/seduction	29/05/13 05:19 PM
0	I just returned to New York after a vacation in the Deep South, and I'm convinced that southerners are naturally better at the game we've been preaching. Well, it is pretty easy to talk to people when you're related to them.	/r/seduction	06/04/13 02:42 PM
35	[FR] Met a girl on the street. Three days later I had her in bed. Four days after that she told me she loved me... Sex free since 0-3.	/r/seduction	13/12/12 03:15 AM
3	A little something I use on female friends and ex's. Might work for you. I read it as "you haven't had bad sex until you've taken my dick!"	/r/seduction	01/12/12 11:39 AM
2	[FR] A really fucking long FR about a #close, and a k-close, and declining the potential f-close. I think your problem is that you're trying to pull vaginas out of your girlfriends vagina.	/r/seduction	18/10/12 11:11 PM
1	[FR] A really fucking long FR about a #close, and a k-close, and declining the potential f-close. $11.50 an hour? Jesus christ, I make over double that working behind a bar where I can hand out free drinks to whoever I want (ladies).	/r/seduction	18/10/12 11:01 PM
1	[FR] "You can be my wingwoman!" Lucky I have two monitors... poor monitor number 2. :(	/r/seduction	14/10/12 12:22 PM
-9	[FR] The moment you truly stop giving a single fuck about trying to get laid, you have the gravitational pull of 1,000 suns I think I have. She told me about some horrible dude after I rocked her world.	/r/seduction	30/09/12 02:10 PM
2	What's something I can bring to do my dorm room to attract all the ladies? A good looking guy.	/r/seduction	19/08/12 02:50 AM
120	[FR] Pulled up to a girl on the street, rolled down my window and asked for her number. What type of car do you have? Obviously it isn't a van.	/r/seduction	10/08/12 05:56 AM
2	[FR] I barely did anything and now I have a fuck buddy. F-Close Ah, thought 3 or 4 was a little under average, but the thing in the glossary says 7 is 'average'. Rereading the whole thing, she'd probably be a 5.5 or 6 using that logic. Doesn't make much sense to say that 7 is the average, when you wouldn't really consider a zero a true zero, because if 7 is average, than damn... :/	/r/seduction	22/07/12 12:33 PM
8	My girlfriend asked me to hit on someone else to prove I had game. "If my game is shit, then you must be pretty fucking easy."	/r/seduction	11/07/12 04:09 PM