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12

Taco Bell has a nacho cheese caulking gun with her name on it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 04:59 AM
3

I got divorced in 2016 and it destroyed my credit. Bad credit lost me my government clearance, losing the clearance lost my 6 figure job. I'm rebuilding but at least I'm still paying $1200 a month in child support that takes 1/2 of my paycheck, so I've got that going for me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 01:25 PM
3

High five, that 40 year milestone is coming at me like the light at the end of the tunnel that I'm pretty sure is a freight train.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 02:03 AM
11

He was expelled anyway He appealed and sued to get back in but fuck USC.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/04/21 05:21 AM
6

"She hit me in the face twice." Some dude who couldn't have possibly seen what happened: "No!"
/r/PussyPassDenied12/04/21 08:46 AM
7

She's faking, she's still laying there mumbling "you're violating my rights" as he's coffin and then zip coffin her.
/r/PussyPassDenied12/04/21 08:45 AM
6

Amber lamps
/r/PussyPassDenied12/04/21 08:43 AM
1

Sour grapes.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/04/21 03:30 PM
5

No, they had plumbing to the buildings and they all had holding tanks that were emptied every few days (or every day) over the night.
/r/PussyPassDenied05/04/21 01:42 PM
4

Yes, tanker trucks full of black and grey water to transport out of the city.
/r/PussyPassDenied05/04/21 01:12 PM
6

I hear they finally have sewage there too. Back in the early 00s it was weird seeing a 2 mile long convoy of shitter trucks driving past super cars at 5am.
/r/PussyPassDenied05/04/21 11:05 AM
1

The "I'm a single female" part looks like it was the only space to fill in on a mad-lib puzzle.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/21 10:38 AM
8

I was really bummed out when I found out they allowed women into the Infantry but using the female PT standards. As an example an 18 year old female had to do 17 push ups to pass the APFT, if an 18 year old male did 41 he was chaptered out of the Army for being unfit. The Infantry was literally walking and carrying heavy loads, that was 90% of our entire job. We would carry 75lbs of equipment and had to complete a 25 mile road march to graduate. Now we have the units diluted with soldiers that c…
/r/PussyPassDenied11/03/21 04:02 AM
96

Just wait until you have a toddler, the furniture will move periodically but this time to cover carpet stains.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/03/21 01:46 AM
33

I think it was Stephen Hawking that said MENSA was a great way for people to show they are intelligent but are too stupid to prove it any other way. I think that's along the same lines of "If you have to tell everyone that you're the king... you're not the king."
/r/PussyPassDenied28/01/21 12:25 AM
1

Responsibility is best used as a punishment for underperformers.-US Army
/r/PussyPassDenied26/01/21 09:57 PM
1

Yup, and there are hundreds of women on death row, this is the only woman on FEDERAL death row.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/01/21 04:12 AM
6

"Not anywhere before 1980... no thank you."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/12/20 12:22 AM
11

Hey, this is reddit, get the hell out of here with your positive feedback and support!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/12/20 12:21 AM
1

Sorry, I can never spell that word. Ich bin ein shmutzinger aafe. I don't guarantee the accuracy in that spelling either.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/12/20 02:04 AM
3

A fat bag of Germans? Lol.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/12/20 12:14 AM
40

Thats the reason I love Homelander in The Boys so much, perfect example of a deuchebag Superman.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/12/20 09:07 PM
6

Slap her inner thigh and ride the wave in.
/r/PussyPassDenied15/12/20 02:11 AM
1

"The crows seem to constantly call my name" thought Caw.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/12/20 12:25 AM
1

IIRC it involves international checks that take about 5 business days to cash and is called an Advanced fee fraud scam if they send you a check and ask for change in cash. Not sure what it is if the change is in shitty self made porn.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/12/20 04:19 AM
2

I've been out 18 years and I still eat like an 11b but don't PT. At least ive got the moobs going if I wanted to transition and re-up, problem is the army broke me and I think I left 2 inches shorter than I had joined.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/10/20 09:58 PM
1

No, im pointing out that them being pushed through Ranger school is a moot point now that they are getting pushed through SF q course which is exponentially tougher.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/10/20 09:49 PM
1

That airframe she crashed was one of the Libyan Mig killers from the 1980s.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/10/20 03:00 AM
1

Dude, it got worse.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/10/20 02:57 AM
1

Dude, there's a female National Guard SF 18 series now that graduated in June from the Q course.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/10/20 02:55 AM
33

It reminds me of the fight scene in Jack Reacher where they are like "its 5 against 1" and he explains that its really only 3 because after the 3rd guy gets his ass kicked everyone else runs off.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/10/20 02:51 AM
36

I'm 6'1" and a fat slob, by her standards I'm a "King" lol.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/08/20 09:23 AM
53

I hate... I HATE!!! Edit: I tried to reference a Patton Oswalt joke and failed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/20 01:41 PM
7

Her BMI might be higher than her IQ.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/07/20 07:36 PM
17

an empty box of wine whispering her name as the hollow winds of spinsterhood blow the last vestiges of her unexciting body through the desolate air. Poetic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/20 04:05 PM
2

The rate of births to unmarried women in the US has jumped to almost 40%, the last name assumption wont be valid in the next decade or two.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/06/20 11:58 AM
3

Random lumps and skin blemishes
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/20 08:59 PM
1

I'd take the EJ207 over the HIV2020.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/20 12:26 PM
4

👏 learn 👏 ed
/r/PussyPassDenied12/05/20 03:06 PM
4

I'd settle for a dry cleaning bag taped over her head.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/05/20 10:55 PM
60

Yup, its per syllable, not per word. Thats how we learned it in 2nd grade.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/05/20 10:54 PM
77

Like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/20 02:55 PM
7

Her pants say yoga but her ass says McDonalds
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/20 05:44 PM
1

What did she expect when she go out afterwards?
/r/PussyPassDenied15/04/20 09:57 PM
14

My story begins in 19 Dickity 2! We had to say Dickity cause the Kaiser had stolen our word for twenty! i chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after Dickity-6 miles.
/r/PussyPassDenied06/04/20 10:14 PM
14

I was about to say, 6 to 8 weeks? Did the baby come out of your mouth? What about the poophole loophole? She will jumping on dick somehow before that time is up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/20 02:39 PM
2

Uppercase gums and lowercase teeth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/20 08:17 PM
3

Multiple times, for over a year.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/20 02:23 AM
20

A washing machine wont keep sending you text messages after you put a load in it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/20 02:14 AM
90

She's not trash, trash gets picked up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/20 12:17 AM
2

She still makes porn, she hasn't swapped shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/20 02:32 PM
1

Fun random fact: The "Spanish Flu" epidemic if 1918 didnt actually start in Spain, they just happened to be the first country affected that wasnt undergoing media censorship related to WWI (they were neutral) It started in China and swept through Canada and was exacerbated by crowded conditions at US Army bases before being spread to England, France, and Germany before reaching Spain many months later and finally being reported.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/03/20 03:41 PM
1

Great, so other people can disrespect the rooms in my house having the depraved sex I'm not getting.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/03/20 03:36 PM
8

Like a scared turtle...
/r/PussyPassDenied18/03/20 03:33 PM
25

She needs to be in Iceland looking for some dude moving boulders for no apparent reason.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/20 12:55 PM
7

This reminds me of a saying in the army, unique to women was an issue when theyd start gaining weight (we all did it but it was worse for women) and theyd squeeze into their dress uniform for the first time in months and theyd have bunched up rolls on their backs on both sides, it was called "the six-pack on the back."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/20 11:53 PM
81

I was worried I missed something with the singer Robbie Williams until I read your comment.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/20 06:43 PM
2

If that gets the attention they want then they dont feel the need to try harder. It's the law of diminishing return especially since they're looking for guys just as shallow and apathetic as they are.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/20 12:32 PM
3

Jody is like Air Force One, the name moves a lot, you can end up having 5+ Jodys in the house at the same time, depending on how much your wife/girlfriend likes to party.
/r/MGTOW28/01/20 06:03 PM
16

Tricareatops or Tricarasaurus Rex are also good ones.
/r/MGTOW27/01/20 09:41 PM
108

He's also eating your food, drinking your beer, and ruining the ass groove you spent years creating in your favorite recliner per cadences we sang at boot camp.
/r/MGTOW27/01/20 09:38 PM
31

Zippidy Zoofey you just got a roofie.
/r/MGTOW15/01/20 05:49 PM
37

My brother was a janitor at a movie theater, he said that as disgusting as mens rooms are he's never had a plumber find out that the toilet was plugged with a fetus.
/r/MGTOW24/11/19 06:36 PM
2

I have to go to the state academy in Elizabethtown for a while starting next month. Any fun local stuff to do in the area besides getting drunk and wandering naked down a highway?
/r/PussyPassDenied30/10/19 09:54 AM
1

Graduate degree vs spelling and punctuation of text is a huge contradiction.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/19 05:13 AM
2

I gave him a dollar.
/r/MGTOW07/10/19 03:59 AM
9

Slap-a da bass!
/r/PussyPassDenied06/10/19 10:09 PM
1

What's the hardest part of putting a baby in a blender? -Keeping the camera steady while you're jacking off. How do you get the baby out of the blender? -Tortilla chips
/r/PussyPassDenied21/09/19 10:56 PM
1

Alternate punchline: 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 10,000 in the ash tray.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/09/19 10:54 PM
94

Worst one I've heard: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a trash bag full of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage and if I did I certainly wouldn't sit on it and jerk off every day.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/09/19 01:01 PM
19

Her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/19 01:10 AM
19

All's fair in love and war. For some reason I see a line of like 30 guys standing there and some booming voice say "whomever shall commit himself to a lifelong bond of servitude for this woman step forward NOW!" Then 29 guys all take a step backwards leaving just Trevor standing there confused and looking around "aww... you dirty MOTHERF*CKERS!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/09/19 09:03 PM
1

I'd step in too but not to protect her so much as to keep that dude out of jail, sometimes emotion gets the best of you and you get carried away.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/09/19 02:11 AM
54

Intelligence is knowing that a cucumber is a fruit, wisdom is knowing to keep it out of the fruit salad.
/r/MGTOW09/09/19 02:27 PM
1

Relevant YouTube clip
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/19 11:54 PM
1

What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A prostitute won't fuck you when you're dead.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/19 11:42 PM
1

One kids asian, one kids black, one kids purple... wait, what the fuck?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/19 11:40 PM
2

Like a robot that's been dipped in water.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/19 11:20 PM
1

That's all 1 sentence.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/19 11:15 PM
1

"There had been a rash of sexual assaults by gorgeous women in laundromats over the last few days..... the call from Police Squad came in and I was across town doing my laundry."
/r/MGTOW07/09/19 08:59 AM
2

Well built to run out in front of explosive box trucks trying to rush the embassy gate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 07:45 AM
2

Apparently tooth retention is not a dominant genetic trait in that bloodline.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 07:27 AM
1

4'10"? She'd legally be required to use a booster seat in a car in Germany.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 04:45 AM
25

When the pants say Yoga but the ass says McDonalds.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 04:42 AM
3

The women fuck the bathrooms up too. I had a friend who who cleaned up a movie theater and told me that the ladies rooms are so much worse than mens rooms. I told him I didnt believe him. He responded "Well, all I can tell you is that I've never seen a plumber unclog a mens room toilet and pull out half of a fetus." Good point.
/r/MGTOW31/08/19 01:25 AM
3

Fat girls try harder but not when they're in denial about their actual weight.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/19 07:20 PM
7

"Most guys can't handle that..." It's not a matter of being able to tolerate it but rather desire, I can technically tolerate single ply toilet paper but who the fuck WANTS that?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/19 01:56 PM
1

You monster!
/r/PussyPassDenied18/08/19 12:53 AM
1

"Throw a quarter at me and I bet you'll miss!"
/r/MGTOW03/08/19 01:25 AM
7

The one next to the kid with the wheelchair belongs on /r/13or30
/r/MGTOW01/08/19 11:45 PM
2

And is opreme, not mario.
/r/PussyPassDenied01/08/19 03:44 PM
2

She's a succubus.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/19 01:49 AM
21

And when it's over she's going to be an extremely bitter person now that she's lived her dream, she'll long to experience it again and slowly begin to sabotage the relationship so she can get married again.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/19 01:48 AM
2

Sad but true
/r/PussyPassDenied09/07/19 06:05 AM
28

It blows my mind that somebody stuck their dick in that at least twice.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/19 06:23 AM
1041

Dont throw stones if you have a glass jaw.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/06/19 11:40 PM
18

6 pack abs are gone now though ;) I too have a keg now where my 6 pack used to be.
/r/MGTOW21/06/19 06:40 AM
70

Cleavage up to the collar bones is a definite sign that she's a chocolate fan... and vanilla, and rocky road.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/19 11:45 AM
9

Pregananant?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/19 08:52 AM
13

Wow = "That's a huuuge bitch!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 10:34 PM
21

Wait, did you just assume her species? How dare you! She could have been a white dumptruck.
/r/MGTOW06/06/19 01:33 AM
44

This reminds me of Bruce Willis in The Last Boyscout. "It was an accident!" "What? Did you slip and accidentally stick your dick in my wife?"
/r/MGTOW05/06/19 12:22 PM
177

Or pregnant, or gives you crabs.
/r/MGTOW05/06/19 12:20 PM
11

Scientists have discovered a food that has been proven to lower a woman's sex drive by 98%... wedding cake.
/r/MGTOW05/06/19 10:33 AM
13

In this case they should crisscross apple sauce to show extreme pleasure.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/06/19 08:53 PM
5

Best part is when it got stuck there a week earlier it was just 2 pieces of toast.
/r/MGTOW02/06/19 09:48 AM
34

I could only hope that he is still happy somehow, like maybe she had a great personality, or he enjoys the small things like getting freaky with her and lifting her titty and a grilled cheese sandwich falls out. Everyone loves grilled cheese sandwiches.
/r/MGTOW01/06/19 11:30 PM
13

Tricare-a-tops
/r/MGTOW01/06/19 09:49 PM
9

I know, its like she pulled a Dick Clark and suddenly aged 30 years in front of horrified spectators.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/19 10:05 AM
40

I thought changing teams meant became a lesbian. I'm thoroughly confused.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/19 07:57 AM
31

Felon baby daddies as well
/r/MGTOW26/05/19 02:37 AM
11

That's why I never understood islamic extremist suicide bombers, instead of 72 virgins I'd very much rather have 2 filthy whores.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/19 02:41 PM
8

30 seconds later "are you almost done? Hurry up."
/r/MGTOW01/04/19 12:01 AM
153

That mug shot! Lol, I'm surprised but at the same time I'm not.
/r/PussyPassDenied31/03/19 03:48 PM
2

Some say woman is man's best friend but there's an easy way to test that. Take the woman and the dog and lock them in the trunk of your car, come back 15 minutes later and see which one is happy to see you.
/r/MGTOW12/03/19 12:44 PM
39

This reminds me of one of my favorite Onion headlines "Miracle of plastic surgery transforms 40 year old woman into weird looking 39 year old."
/r/MGTOW12/03/19 09:54 AM
2

I am not a big fan of sesquipedalian words.... wait.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/19 03:37 PM
10

It means that they are attracted to intelligence.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/19 03:28 PM
14

Why is it that most self described Sapiophiles seem to be some of the dumbest people themselves.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/19 03:08 PM
2

I thought they were on a rollercoaster at first and was thoroughly confused. Man, I need caffiene to function.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/19 07:02 PM
2

I threw the word "might" in there because to some folks a hole is a hole even if its attached to a camel. Its like how wearing Crocs shoes are the same as getting your dick sucked by a guy. It feels alright until you look down and suddenly realize that you're a homo. Edit: a word
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/19 03:26 PM
1

She's like a moped, might be fun to ride but you dont want anyone to see you with it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/19 10:11 PM
10

She likely lacks the warmth and depth to be called a cunt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/19 08:57 PM
5

The timing on the cylinders would be goofy as well with 2 cylinders moving identically right next to each other.
/r/MGTOW19/02/19 09:58 PM
1

She's holding the stones right now waiting for you in front of her glass house.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/19 08:51 PM
9

In Germany it was like 60€ for a half an hour, €100 for 2 chicks at the same time.
/r/MGTOW29/12/18 07:13 AM
2

I thought it was a ghost that scared her.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/12/18 02:54 PM
3

Yeah but you can hear a fucking ghost come tear-assing through the court room when she goes catatonic, it might have scared the bejebus out of her!
/r/PussyPassDenied27/12/18 02:51 PM
2

The lady smiling on the left when it pans to the defendants.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/12/18 07:12 PM
23

Somehow still married too.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/12/18 05:36 PM
15

I was going to say that or some dude lying his ass off to get on tv.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/18 08:14 AM
6

That's step 2, first step is to find someone dumb enough to engage and then step 2 is to regurgitate politically charged garbage once they've found a victim.
/r/MGTOW22/12/18 09:50 PM
11

This. This is the "I want to be triggered" version of a random machine gun burst fire from a defensive position to get enemies to give their pisitions away.
/r/MGTOW22/12/18 08:39 PM
3

They lack the warmth and depth to be called a cunt.
/r/MGTOW20/12/18 02:58 PM
7

Why the fuck is she sideways?
/r/MGTOW19/12/18 01:22 PM
9

Anyone else surprised that it was written decently? I'm surprised it's not riddled with spelling errors.
/r/MGTOW17/12/18 05:51 PM
13

It's like that Jay Z song "I don't know how many problems I have because math is one of them."
/r/MGTOW17/12/18 12:08 PM
6

Jack now owes 4000 gold debloons in alimony.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/18 07:21 PM
8

She kinda looks like that giant cockroach from MIB wearing human skin for the first time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/18 01:53 PM
2

Germany or Netherlands might be a cheaper trip than you realize. An escorr in Vegas will be $500 and up with free STDs, its regulated in many places in Europe and as cheap as $60 for a 20 minute "Der Quickie."
/r/MGTOW11/12/18 07:04 PM
9

"Isn't that great?" Borat: "Not for me..."
/r/MGTOW10/12/18 01:19 AM
2

I remember this satire episode of Vet TV joking about a transgender drill sergeant, it looks like that kind of crap is really happening now.
/r/MGTOW07/12/18 02:17 PM
16

Best bet to get one now before the 2020 model comes out. The base price on that thing is going to piss a lot of people off (think ZR1 money for a base model now).
/r/MGTOW02/12/18 03:07 AM
4

I was bad at managing my diabetes at first, I was one of the lucky few people in the western world hospitalized with beriberi. Excessive urination drained me of a lot of nutrients, and I kind of knew something was wrong, but didn't quite get the picture until I woke up one morning unable to open or close my right hand.
/r/MGTOW29/11/18 12:58 PM
17

I am conflicted by the combination of both the bulge and what also might be a C section scar.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/18 11:22 AM
4

Ad hominem is a common argument fallacy
/r/MGTOW26/11/18 07:58 PM
7

Y TOU Brute?
/r/MGTOW26/11/18 03:16 PM
1

She's about 150lbs too light.
/r/MGTOW18/11/18 09:55 AM
7

That's what they give people as a meal during intake at the local jail. The happy meal, I mean. The smacks come later on.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/18 07:10 PM
5

Contestant 3 is a dude... right? I've been fooled before.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/18 04:19 AM
5

She sort of looked like she was going to cry.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/18 04:19 AM
22

Meaning she was probably knocked up at 13.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/18 04:04 AM
23

be thankful he didn't put those porn vids out on blast to her parents and friends. I know, right? He said her dad even called him, what was he going to say to defend his porn star daughter? I wonder if he even knows. I wouldn't put it past her to make something up blaming him for the break-up rather than telling everyone the truth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/11/18 09:47 PM
3

There's a reason she didn't mention her level of fitness, by the look of her she failed her APFT and spent the majority of her time in the Fitness Training Unit (FTU, AKA "Fat, Tired, and Ugly).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/11/18 09:14 PM
1

Tricareatops
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/11/18 09:08 PM
2

There was a story I read a bit ago about a nurse that refused to treat an officer that had been shot by a suspect at a hospital, reading the story it turns out that the suspect was in an elevator with a female cop that he disarmed and she ran away when the door opened, a male deputy was shot actually trying to stop him. This is what happens when physical fitness requirements get diluted.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/11/18 09:08 PM
1

Wait... Is this in Metro Detroit?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/11/18 09:03 PM
29

It's hard to tell if they're real pearls or not with that resolution but I believe the chances are quite high that necklace is costume jewelry.
/r/MGTOW29/10/18 02:30 PM
41

Tell her best of luck, guys go through the same thing wasting unrequited affection on some before finding a woman that appreciates it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/18 05:35 AM
3

She divorced her husband? Not the other way around? "Your honor, I am divorcing my husband because he's married to a dirty child molester, he's got bad judgment so I can do better."
/r/MGTOW19/10/18 01:31 PM
8

Ad hominem on Graham's hierarchy of disagreement
/r/MGTOW15/10/18 09:08 AM
10

Do it, take her shopping... and leave her there.
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 03:08 PM
15

If you're going to break up with a dude at least wait until he's back (in the US, not stuck in a military hospital in asia) before telling him. Theres no changing an unfaithful person but the number of guys I saw get dumped by their girls while they were stuck in a 4 month long sausage party in infantry school was shocking. She could go on fucking Jodi but the guys there had to sit and stew in rejection and heartache. There were suicides over that kind of shit.
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 12:48 PM
32

It's like that shit I see on facebook from time to time "A woman invented Kevlar, a woman invented nylon, invented this, invented that... what did a man invent?" I can never pass up replying "Everything else, ever."
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 12:28 PM
149

That's a woman? It looks like a 60 year old hippie guy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/10/18 12:23 PM
11

Here is another: "I love going to the gym" = I do not love going to the gym
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/18 07:21 AM
14

Overdomineering and abusive mothers are believed to be one of if not the top of primary reasons some men become serial killers who are violent against women.
/r/MGTOW09/10/18 03:57 PM
2

Now every time you walk past them throw your hands up in the air! get all wide eyed and horrified and keep loudly repeating "IM NOT TOUCHING OR TALKING TO THEM! I NEED WITNESSES PLEASE!" as you shuffle by. You need to cover your ass around that hair triggered trap.
/r/MGTOW09/10/18 03:52 PM
6

If I catch you around girls I kill you. :)
/r/MGTOW09/10/18 02:49 PM
6

In the military our term is "Unserviceable -Uneconomical to repair" equipment is never damaged beyond repair, sometimes it's just e better use of resources to get a new one. (I thought this fit well for most cases but yes, some people can be psychologically or physically damaged beyond repair, it's just sometimes not worth the resources to find out for sure.)
/r/MGTOW06/10/18 08:31 AM
25

I'm guessing theyd claim meth as a selling point because that somehow isn't the worst part.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/18 04:51 AM
7

And I bet she is 4 feet tall and looks like a goblin.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/18 05:51 PM
2

I'm O- and it almost is, the red cross calls me all the goddamn time to donate even if I donated a week ago. I keep looking over my shoulder half expecting to see one of them following me with a straight razor and a bucket.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/18 05:49 PM
12

On top of that, the fact that she still calls them "bad boys" instead of a term more fitting. You chased people with good looks and no consideration of any other characteristics not because you liked "bad boys" but because your interests were entirely superficial. The truth is by continuing to use the term "bad boys" instead of a more accurate title you are going to repeat the same cycle once you get bored with the "nice guy." You'll seek out another guy that is way out of your league but theyre…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/18 08:08 AM
4

Well, I guess it's like buying a Powerball ticket. Send out the personal ad for the best of the best while still dating the guys that hit on you at the bowling alley.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/18 07:51 AM
19

It retracted into my body like the power cord on a canister vacuum.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/18 07:49 AM
7

If I made that I'd immediately ask for a pay cut to remove myself from concideration... just to be sure.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/18 07:48 AM
41

I wonder what claims they had to his estate when he died, I figure the alimony should end with nothing further after he died but then again that's why they say the difference between a lawyer and a hooker is that a hooker won't fuck you when you're dead.
/r/MGTOW23/09/18 07:41 AM
35

He had Lewy Body Dementia, I'm all for MGTOW but his suicide wasn't an escape or running away from anything. He knew LBD was going to turn him into a shell of his former self within a few months and in a moment of clarity picked his own way to go.
/r/MGTOW23/09/18 07:38 AM
2

The one that did the TedX where she tried to downplay the health impacts of being obese while constantly gulping air and wheezing from walking in a small circle while talking?
/r/MGTOW22/09/18 08:53 AM
8

I'll be your Georing, I'm already fat so just let me get a crippling heroin addiction and we'll be good to go.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/09/18 03:46 AM
170

Or working so deep in a mine that you're shaking hands with the devil and you think every trembling noise is your impending death.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/09/18 03:45 AM
1

You end up with a long lost M&M getting jammed in your peehole.
/r/MGTOW16/09/18 12:55 PM
2

Front butt combined with Fat Upper Pubic Area (FUPA) level 5.
/r/MGTOW16/09/18 12:54 PM
8

I am a women(sic) plural so she might be trying to say she's fat or something.
/r/MGTOW15/09/18 11:35 AM
5

Gotta love the irony of misspelling the word "illiterate."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/18 07:39 AM
2

The suicide thing was huge in the army, we had to watch the same PowerPoint presentation every 6 months. The only thing I got from it is Women are 4 times more likely to attempt suicide vs. men but men are 3 times more likely to commit suicide vs. women. So for every 1 woman who is successful at a suicide attempt there are 12 men also dead. I know it's a disparity based on preferred methods (woman takes pills and wraps up in her favorite blanket while a guy will try to eat a shotgun) but I'll st…
/r/MGTOW12/09/18 11:34 AM
2

Generally fair use is allowed as long as we dont profit from it, but IANAL and I'm also not very smart so my advice is pretty much useless.
/r/MGTOW11/09/18 11:02 AM
2

Clip
/r/MGTOW11/09/18 01:34 AM
20

Aw yeah, it's that shit I pick off of the top of my double whopper. No thanks.
/r/MGTOW10/09/18 08:44 AM
19

You got once per year? Lucky. I found out that there was a scientifically proven food to lower a woman's sex drive by 98%... wedding cake.
/r/MGTOW04/09/18 12:51 PM
17

He was 7 feet tall and shoots lightning bolts from his arse!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/18 09:41 AM
5

If the tsar bomba was a 500 gallon fuel blivet full of Ragu meat sauce and Ranch dressing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/18 06:23 AM
6

She's fitting into a size 20 like she's a size 25 made of chewed bubble gum.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/18 06:17 AM
4

Missing muffin top, FUPA, tattoos, piercings, and at least one ugly ass kid that is her "world" to her.
/r/MGTOW02/09/18 09:12 AM
57

She'll compare it to how she remembers which will be unrealisticly better than how it really was. Nobody, not even Chad, stands a chance.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/18 06:20 AM
4

I can remember people saying stuff like that to me but unfortunately the honest truth was I had to hit rock bottom before I was motivated to get sober. I am positive that had I gotten sober without knowing rock bottom I would have relapsed right away too. Fortunately for me rock bottom was a heart arrhythmia and a 2 month hospital stay instead of any legal issues.
/r/MGTOW01/09/18 11:12 PM
13

Technically she asked for 6' 3"ft(sic) and I have no fucking idea what that means.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/18 12:22 PM
2

Just curious, what dating app is this? I'm just wondering which one advertises your income... seems like something no one would list unless they were full of shit and misread 15k as 150k.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/18 01:51 AM
3

I'm guessing that's the going rate for someone who cant spell secretary in a job that is pretty much like 90% typing and writing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/18 01:48 AM
4

She'll brag that she lost 10lbs of water weight, plateau because her exercise mantra is "No pain... no pain" and proceed to gain it back with accrued interest.
/r/MGTOW26/08/18 09:21 AM
13

I lost 60lbs last year. You know what's better than me getting £60 for that? Not sweating when I eat and being able to see my dick without a mirror.
/r/MGTOW26/08/18 09:18 AM
3

"Modern miracle of plastic surgery turns 40 year old woman into weird looking 39 year old." -The Onion
/r/MGTOW26/08/18 01:10 AM
14

To be fair with people like this the guilt probably dissipated a week later when he didnt get her a gift for their 15 1/2 month dating anniversary.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/18 04:57 AM
8

And the moment you are unable to shoo them away (dead, coma, paralyzed) they wont waste a second to start eating you.
/r/MGTOW20/08/18 07:44 AM
2

hokey I can't tell if this was intentional or not. It fits either way
/r/MGTOW20/08/18 06:48 AM
13

Never date a coworker. Dont shit where you eat.
/r/MGTOW18/08/18 08:04 AM
4

Not the origin but for sure what comes to mind EVERY time I'll hear this for the rest of my life. It's for a church, honey.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/18 11:20 AM
3

You want a man that's submissive or a man that's successful? You have to pick one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/18 11:08 AM
3

I love it but have an irrational fear I may already be on here, my life has provided plenty of ammo.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/08/18 08:37 AM
2

Exactly, in my mind it's binary with a bunch of 2s randomly thrown in.
/r/MGTOW31/07/18 09:24 AM
2

Understood, it's the implication, it's how it's perceived and not necessarily what the speakers intent on how it's portayed.
/r/PussyPassDenied31/07/18 09:23 AM
8

And to be honest it wasnt really a threat, the something big could have been coming out to their parents as gay or something.
/r/PussyPassDenied31/07/18 02:23 AM
6

It's like trying to communicate with a robot that's been dipped in water.
/r/MGTOW31/07/18 01:40 AM
2

3 kids to not sure how many dads
/r/MGTOW31/07/18 01:39 AM
11

It would have sounded like this.
/r/PussyPassDenied30/07/18 08:08 PM
11

This is how it was in the US Army when we did guard duty all over the place after 9/11. It was totally random who had ammunition, for the most part we were just there to be seen, not actually do anything.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/07/18 09:55 AM
3

Not sure if you needed more input but I joined the Army Infantry in 2000 and in only a couple years they cut the last road march down from 25 miles (bitch was really 32, we drove it a car after we graduated) to only 10. We had done 4 total roadmarches in the course of the last 6 weeks longer than that. Edit: Spelling error
/r/MGTOW22/07/18 07:42 PM
3

There use to be a 4 or 5 part series on youtube where they gave like 5 new Tundras to Texas cattle ranchers for a year and then after getting them back, took them apart to show how well all of the parts had held up. One of the interviews they were asking what they hauled, I think the Tundra has a 10k rated tow limit. One of the guys was like "Well, I use it to pull my 20 foot cattle trailer, with about 12 head of cattle at about 2,000 to 2,500 pounds a piece, its a bit over the weight limit but …
/r/MGTOW12/07/18 03:28 PM
3

True ever since Walmart finally killed off all of the local old mostly vacant malls. Not too long ago I'm wandering around looking for the only local dentist covered by my discount insurance... is it over here by Frida's garbage picked knicknacks or Bob's terrifyingly unrealistic taxidermy? "ONYOURLEFT!" as some 65 year old woman in spanx throws a shoulder into me.
/r/MGTOW10/07/18 02:32 AM
12

Agreed, I think a better question is "why are 'some' people sheltered morons?
/r/PussyPassDenied11/06/18 02:55 PM
14

From the other angle you see him start to make a very poor decision and gets saved by the bouncer pushing him quickly away from the officer.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/05/18 08:32 AM
14

He's 40 something year old congressman with a 33 year old, batshit crazy wife.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/04/18 07:52 AM
7

I live near Detroit and was walking into a gas station in a nearby suburb and an obviously drunk dude with Beats headphones on an a winter coat 3 sizes too large looked at me as i walked by and yelled "HEY...FUCK YOU! GIVE ME MONEY!" I said "Aw, you had me at helloooo..." and walked in, then hid in the back until the cops came because he was probably going to kick my ass.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/01/18 01:18 AM
44

Right, the second or third time you walk in to see the walls covered in shit or the toilet clogged with what turns out to be a fetus then the public is pretty much outright banned from the toilet.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/12/17 06:35 PM
1

Let this sink in: The US averages approximately 1,200 shoe theft related homicides per year.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/12/17 03:32 PM
12

She looks like Rocky Balboa contracted AIDS while fighting Tommy Morrison in Rocky V.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/12/17 10:11 PM
1

Got the reference but this Lady looks like a dude. She looks like old Sylvester Stallone with down syndrome.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/12/17 09:51 PM
86

She looks like Derek Zoolander with progeria.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/12/17 09:43 PM
10

No... no it doesnt in this case. It looks like Liza Minelli got plastic surgery to try to become a lizard.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/12/17 09:42 PM
116

She even sued to get Google to deindex articles about the arrest when searching her name. Luckily it was all that came up besides this article about her trying to hide it.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/11/17 05:58 PM
6

Of course, with the celebrating "not the father" and the woman standing there with a pissy-face expression.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/11/17 01:40 PM
12

more importantly is 'whos the father?' and we have the results right here. How the fuck does that have any bearing on a civil property case?
/r/PussyPassDenied11/11/17 01:22 PM
17

If you have to go around telling everyone that you're the king.. then you're not the king.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/11/17 06:09 PM
1

Which time? In front of Stevie in Mexico or after they crossed the border into the US in the Denali?
/r/PussyPassDenied17/10/17 06:07 PM
7

She looks like Maria from Eastbound and Down... no bueno.
/r/PussyPassDenied16/10/17 09:09 PM
2

Cocaine is a helluva drug
/r/PussyPassDenied14/06/17 01:51 PM
5

That is the face of mental instability.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/01/17 03:46 PM
1

I am 6'2" 270lbs and sweat when I eat
/r/PussyPassDenied15/12/16 12:13 PM
1

My ex wife was like that, I look back on it now and laugh how ridiculous it was and how I tried for years afterwards to keep the marriage together for the sake of the children, but it just didn't work. My best example was after dinner I would go in and watch a movie on Cinemax(we didnt have kids yet) because it had the best movies, I would fall asleep and wake up to her beating the shit out of me because there was a softcore porn playing. I mean, I was snoring and everything. Those movies sucked…
/r/PussyPassDenied14/12/16 12:24 PM
5

She only got 14 years for murder?
/r/PussyPassDenied10/11/16 02:38 PM
4

Law enforcement officials say Austin Haughwout received, viewed and stored a video of a scantily clad 14-year-old girl "twerking" in front of a camera and exchanged sexually explicit text messages with her when he was 18, according to an arrest warrant affidavit released Thursday by prosecutors. http://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-austin-houghwout-child-porn-details-20160714-story.html
/r/PussyPassDenied08/11/16 11:04 AM
1

Also mace SUCKS, I got sprayed by a crazy ex-girlfriend in high school. When I got tear gassed in the Army it was nothing, actually it was kind of nice because it got the shit out of my sinuses I got from being sick from the crud those backwater hill billies brought with them.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/11/16 03:16 PM
1

I played DT back in the day, your job isnt to go after the quarterback on most plays, its to make a hole for the rushing linebacker or SS, the only time we went after the quarterback was on nickel or dime plays where no backs rushed. I had the interesting experience of being the chubby middle schooler that tossed kids around, and then being the thin and tall junior that played Free Safety and got run over by big guys, I think it was karma.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/10/16 10:27 AM
1

To add to it the aircraft she was piloting when it crashed was one of 2 that shot down the 2 Libyan MIGS during the Gulf of Sidra incident so it had some historical significance.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/10/16 09:25 AM
3

they are all good movies
/r/PussyPassDenied12/10/16 02:57 AM
27

Tit flick at :44
/r/PussyPassDenied07/10/16 12:59 PM
3

You are correct
/r/PussyPassDenied05/10/16 02:22 AM
15

Seriously, in Tangled, if Flynn rider was real, getting smacked in the head with a frying pan 4 times and being unconscious for several minutes would have killed him. Edit: Wrong moviie
/r/PussyPassDenied04/10/16 11:17 AM
1

Idiots Out Wandering Around
/r/PussyPassDenied27/09/16 10:16 AM
-13

She sounds like she might be on something, who knows, sometimes people are natural slurrers.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/09/16 11:58 AM
11

and "run"
/r/PussyPassDenied26/09/16 11:57 AM
3

What, you've never seen a soaking-wet shrieking bitch try to demolish a wooden fence with her bare hands? Pfft.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/08/16 05:35 AM
1

Just swallow the glitter and wait, it saves effort
/r/PussyPassDenied26/07/16 06:18 AM
8

I concur, I want more
/r/PussyPassDenied10/07/16 11:26 PM
3

5:38
/r/PussyPassDenied10/07/16 09:05 PM
6

If she wasn't in handcuffs they wouldn't be getting all of the free random hand action.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/07/16 09:03 PM
7

You forgot a move between step 2 and 3, throw her phone onto the roof of a nearby building.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/07/16 08:21 PM
8

How can she slap?!?!
/r/PussyPassDenied28/06/16 11:30 PM
2

I remember this, they were engaged at one point and were having issues because she got pissed off at him a couple weeks earlier and went and got an abortion to get back at him.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/05/16 08:01 AM
33

"Art"
/r/PussyPassDenied22/05/16 03:17 AM
1

Probably because she is actually a hooker, beauty standards are a bit lower.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/05/16 01:05 PM
2

Were you wearing ACUs? I was in Afghanistan 2012 to 2013 and had old DCUs with the colored flag. Was in kuwait for a week in August at Ali Al Saleem. Man I feel for you with that opressing heat.
/r/PussyPassDenied30/04/16 05:39 PM
5

Nope. We started wearing colored flags when we switched to ACUs back in 2004.
/r/PussyPassDenied30/04/16 06:25 AM
157

"Shown on patrol in Iraq." Without a magazine in her weapon.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/04/16 07:55 AM
1

My guess is drunk.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/04/16 04:27 AM
8

She was yelling that he touched her boob, everyone around agreed he didn't, and she didn't really have a boob anyway.
/r/PussyPassDenied30/03/16 01:18 PM
4

I was pepper sprayed by an ex girlfriend in high school, it was hell. A few years later I get tear gassed in the army and everyone is screaming and crying and I come skipping out of the chamber with a smile on my face because it cured my congestion. Pepper spray is liquid evil. Edit: Spelling
/r/PussyPassDenied30/03/16 10:46 AM
8

Plus an assault charge
/r/PussyPassDenied30/03/16 10:28 AM
23

In this situation I agree, I would probably end up in jail myself.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/03/16 08:32 PM
4

Boy didn't want to press charges but boy's mom did so she got arrested. Ma'am, you are officially doing everything you can to ensure your son stays a virgin for life.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/03/16 08:52 AM
10

Yup, entry level separations happen all the time.
/r/PussyPassDenied05/02/16 08:42 AM
16

In my case the craziness slowly creeped its way in over the course of 9 years. I was the frog getting cooked, you throw a frog into boiling water it will jump out, you stick in warm water and turn the heat on and it will sit there until it dies.
/r/PussyPassDenied05/02/16 08:27 AM
1

Ahem NSFW
/r/PussyPass21/01/16 04:24 PM
7

This would be a total of 17 years in prison for stabbing 2 men to death... thats fucking insane.
/r/PussyPassDenied16/01/16 08:21 AM
37

... with a penis
/r/PussyPassDenied31/12/15 08:08 AM
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