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3

Love the two dudes in the corner as they're loookg at something on their phone. Check this out. slap anyway as I was showing you.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/12/22 04:07 PM
2

She'll just pledge to give jd his money. Apparently pledging is the same as giving to her.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/06/22 04:08 AM
11

She really needs to eat more fiber.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/06/22 03:38 AM
11

So white women get the lightest sentences of all.
/r/PussyPassDenied05/05/22 03:07 AM
5

Translation: I need a bailout. I can't afford my kid on my own.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/22 02:08 AM
2

Vasectomy is the way to go. Anyone ever pull the "this kid is yours cards"?
/r/PussyPassDenied31/03/22 02:37 PM
17

Wtf!
/r/PussyPassDenied06/03/22 03:31 PM
109

Hard pass on the manatee.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/22 03:45 PM
19

So all you have to be is a thug and she'll open the legs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/22 02:20 AM
18

So what happened to her? Did she try to get you back?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/22 02:20 AM
2

A few of the "no hookup" gals I've seen were slobbing on my knob 5 minutes into the date.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 09:09 PM
41

And no hookups
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 09:08 PM
25

"No hooks ups" on dating apps is a clear indication they hook up. Usually first date hookups. Or the date is the hook up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 03:28 PM
7

Maybe she was trying to apply so of that Female Dating Strategy wisdom.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/10/21 02:38 PM
6

Got a friend I went to university with that is this type of travel chick. She's single, likes to party, and travels once a month to random places. She is also forehead deep in credit card debt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 01:14 PM
3

The amount of women friends I have that have their Venmo and cashapp right on their social media bios is insane. Like, you're telling me people just give you money for existing?
/r/PussyPassDenied16/09/21 06:36 AM
9

OtherFan.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/08/21 02:41 PM
12

If she didn't have a kid all of that woukd have been soo much easier. That's like me injuring myself on the leg and then complaining I can't run a marathon anymore.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/21 03:56 AM
1

When her credit score starts with a 1
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/21 04:42 PM
6

And...pay for everything if they are dating: car note, food, rent, make up, clothes, etc.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/08/21 08:39 PM
2

Thanks! First thing I did was register to vote. As soon as I got my certificate and walked out of the ceremony I registered.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/07/21 01:55 AM
27

The real F-Ed up part is that the following groups had to enroll in the selective service prior to women: Undocumented immigrants Refugees Asylum seekers They'll literally ask you as a man as you try to apply for citizenship if you signed up for the selective service.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/07/21 01:52 AM
14

Nope. Say I came to the US illegally by crossing the Mexican border at age 17. When I turn 18 I'm supposed to sign up. Everyone. Regardless of citizenship status, undocumented immigrant, refugee, asylum seeker, or if you let your visa expire. https://www.sss.gov/register/immigrants/
/r/PussyPassDenied20/07/21 11:32 PM
31

You also have to sign up even if you are an immigrant. Even if you came at age 15 as soon as you turn 18 you have to sign up, whether you are here legally or not. I recently became a US citizen but was asked whether I had signed up to the selective service in my citizenship interview.
/r/PussyPassDenied20/07/21 10:31 PM
14

Maybe cuz the bag doesn't have little bags that you're also responsible for.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/07/21 12:48 AM
4

I'm close to making 6 figures. The easiest way for me to whittle my fortune is by dating a single mom, buy flowers every week, and buy jewelry, much less a 3 karat ring. Easy pass
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/21 12:20 AM
1

I take my own check and cash. It's easier fir the servers.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/07/21 02:01 PM
12

Yes! I don't drink alcohol so hate splitting bills evenly when others order tons of drinks but I only have water.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/07/21 05:53 AM
7

If only they didn't believe in hookups...before, they wouldn't be left with chads kid. But, no rules for chad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/21 03:44 PM
8

If you're 21/22 which would you rather do? Settle down and raise a family or party? Tough choise.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/21 01:16 PM
27

Only those with 800 plus credit scores and a six figure income need apply.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/21 01:24 PM
30

This caption is completely wrong. It's: "I don't do that anymore billy. Sure, my abusive exes got every hole anywhere, including bar bathrooms. I'm being a good girl so I'll touch you with this meter ruler. My slutty days are behind me. I'm basically a born again innocent virgin now.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/21 02:40 PM
31

She writes like a toddler. Those are the key words to the truths.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 03:14 PM
81

Lol. Got a friend who is 5'6 300 pounds, and does nothing but eat tons of junk food and smoke weed. She recently posted on her social media that she was looking for a man who was "tall, fit, into health, rich, kind, and that will love her."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/21 09:06 PM
3

How will he ever support me and my 3 kids if he can't even pay for drinks?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/21 03:57 PM
55

I'm sure she's looking for the thrill that only a thug can give her. That sense of excitement that comes from knowing you might wind up in jail or shot dead from who you're dating.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/21 02:08 AM
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I thought gender neutral bathroom were all one person use? The ones I've seen lock from the inside and are usually used by one person at a time. Very similarly to family bathrooms, where it's used by one father/mother and child.
/r/PussyPassDenied06/06/21 03:03 PM
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What is up with the lack of punctuation? Not even a comma to try to decipher thst flaming garbage of writing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/21 06:50 AM
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I'm sure a 20 year old is just dying to get into fatherhood and start taking care of a family of 3. /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/21 05:59 PM
11

My mistake. I'll just pretend this is alimony and throw money away to get nothing in return.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/21 01:22 PM
335

I only date single mother's that say their children come first, that they're done with the bad boys, and are done with the fun. /s.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/21 04:21 AM
3

As a Latino man who likes to read, camp, dance, cook, and fiddle with computers, who also has my shit together I holeheartedly pass this along to the blacks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/21 12:50 AM
10

That'll take all my money away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/21 11:47 PM
8

If she hasn't been wise or sage enough not to avoid having kids with the wrong people then she's not woman enough for me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/21 02:26 PM
32

Saddled with tons of debt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/21 12:43 AM
3

We exist. It's just that 1) she is not to my current level 2) she may have tons of debt while I have zero. 3) if you're successful why would you go for someone her age and not someone younger and more youthful?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/21 12:41 AM
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Hey! If you're not in the range you can't be categorized. Like, if I break the scale I'm not fat. Also, aren't they the same ones that harp about no men under 6'3?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/21 12:33 AM
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Especially since everyone knows you can redo your virginity up to 9 times. After that it just sounds ridiculous.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 06:32 PM
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If you're lucky. Most of the time she is "done with the fun."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/21 02:42 PM
116

And it's all okay because they are "born again" virgins.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/21 02:42 PM
9

Next guy: I'm done with games. Born again virgin. I'm not doing anything until you put a ring in it. And even then, I'm asexual.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 05:33 PM
25

I hate when I eat cheese, it gives me gas and terrible stomach cramps. I've been eating cheese non stop since it looks so delicious and has cool packaging. What should I do?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 05:31 PM
5

Big spender. Taco truck. Under 20 dollars with free street music and performers.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/05/21 09:33 PM
70

Lol. I've seen women legitimately say to men online: if your woman cheated ask yourself what you did wrong to make her cheat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/21 02:23 AM
50

She brings her new born again virginity. Which you will not try unless you put a ring on her finger and a home for her to live in. While she's making you wait she undoubtedly have a few chads on the side. Can't expect her to not have those needs meet of course.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/21 02:42 PM
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Fuck. Imagine her taking 25 years to get her life back together. I'm married but if I divorced I sure as hell wouldn't take a year to get my life back on track. But this seems more like she's getting free 600 dollars a month for what will seem like life. Talk about hitting the small lottery.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 03:16 PM
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That hits close to home. My friend is paying his ex alimony even though she also worked during the marriage. He's paying her 2k a month because the courts deemed he has to subsidize her lifestyle. Checked out her social media and she's out there partying and ridding the CC. Taking trips on his dime. He also has the kids most of the time but still has to pay her child support even though he's doing the majority of the child rearing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 02:31 PM
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You mean deny chad after he's put out in seconds of his attention??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/21 07:59 PM
10

Men to get into the top 20%: Be born tall. Don't be ugly. 6 figures. Masters or PhD. Work out constantly to stay fit. Never get fat. Have at least 250k saved up. Have your own home. And many others to even get any matches.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/21 06:41 AM
3

Her: the wall is total bs Also her: I'm running out of time
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/21 06:37 AM
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You're asking a qween to lower their standards? That must be the patriarchy talking. Don't you know that 6'5 millionaire humanitarian gymnast chef is just around the corner.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/21 01:16 PM
9

Congrats on finding each other! I've been to a few anime conventions and seems like a good place to find a soulmate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/21 01:14 PM
9

She has no hookups written in her bio but she hooks up on the first or second date. Clearly it's men's fault. Not her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/21 01:12 PM
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FIRE as a man by age 55 is doable. Think about our needs. They are minimal. Will I splurge on an occasional gaming system? Yes. Otherwise, I'm cool getting cheap furniture off Craigslist. With no wife there are no frivolous things to spend money on. It's mostly all save and invest when you're single and have a high paying job.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 01:54 PM
5

The funniest part is she wants to be financially independent and retire early but still wants 4 kids. And thinks she'll be retired and no longer need to work, having 4 kids around.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 01:49 PM
4

I'm in about a liberal a city as you can get. No wsy id message her. Got a house, awesome job, and no debt. What does she offer???
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 03:34 AM
50

Her: I hate that he used me. Also her: don't give me practical advice on how to stop this cycle? Just say it's not my fault. Tell me what I want to hear.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 06:04 AM
8

Women: don't objectify me Also women: shaking my ass for views
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 05:45 AM
1

I think it was Adele.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 05:39 AM
6

Professor Buddy of mine got divorced. He and ex wife had three kids. Kids are all in high school. He has the kids full time because the ex wife is alwsys out on vacation and out partying. Even so he has to pay child support and spousal support. She refuses to work because he pays her a pretty good chunk every month.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 05:38 AM
11

She's the kind that says stuff like: "I wouldn't have liked you when we were younger, but I like you now." "Good guys win the prize in the end." "I'm ready to settle down now." I'll call and tell them I'm fine using my money and wealth for myself. Don't need someone else's baggage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 05:30 AM
23

It's "born again virgin"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 01:20 PM
10

Lol. Doesnt the FDS playbook say you should date as many people as you can, to keep your options open?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 02:48 PM
3

At most they'll say they engaged in activities together.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/04/21 12:39 AM
2

And she's a lawyer...
/r/PussyPassDenied18/04/21 06:27 PM
8

Can all commit to only dating post wall women? Lol. Let's all just stick with 38 and above. Because who would want a young 18-27 year old right??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/21 05:41 PM
2

Is she going to get expelled?? For falsely accusing him?
/r/PussyPassDenied17/04/21 06:22 AM
2

The patience of that man is saintly. Great job officer. Eternal patience.
/r/PussyPassDenied16/04/21 03:23 AM
7

No no no. Granny is still looking for that 6 pack, 6 figures, 6 feet, and maybe 6 retirement accounts.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/21 01:25 PM
8

Poor ball of mineral.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/21 04:17 AM
6

I was thinking of the neighbor. Maybe the mailman? How about the local cable guy. But the father never occurred to me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/21 12:44 AM
5

Solution: divorce before a kid is born. He should use whatever resources are left to live his best life. She will come crying months later asking for him back; or years later now that chad has given her the kid. He should ignore she exists.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/21 02:42 PM
76

Dude! Are you going to let that chaste virgin (ish) kwueen get away???
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/21 06:13 AM
7

Yes!!! This seems to be a communal bathroom or something.
/r/PussyPassDenied01/04/21 06:44 AM
22

Wait, aren't gender neutral bathrooms used by one person at a time? Like they only have one toilet, maybe a urinal, and one sink?
/r/PussyPassDenied01/04/21 06:15 AM
27

Yup. Dates to the taco truck to eat tacos in the car.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/21 03:30 AM
0

So that's what she she brings to the table? All kids from the same chad?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/21 02:04 AM
6

Did they ask for you to pay their tickets to come see you?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/21 03:37 AM
3

"No hookups." Yeah...she's for sure a pump and dump.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/21 03:31 AM
19

She got what she deserved.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/03/21 11:21 PM
1

You mean paying child support for kids that are not yours? And at the same time paying alimony to a mom who refuses to work since the ex husband is bankrolling her lifestyle?
/r/PussyPassDenied22/03/21 10:55 PM
2

"Never on my phone." Right... just wants a way to say she won't get hurt when being ghosted.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/21 09:37 PM
8

1) why can't I be in the type of relationship where I am the KWeEn and he is my servant? 2) good luck taking advice from 55 year old cat ladies who still think brad pit is beneath them and want someone richer, taller, and be the type of HVM who wants nothing more than kiss the dirt the KWeeNs feet walk on.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/21 01:16 PM
263

Cruel of you to say that without adding: Poor Drowning in debt Makes barely enough to get by
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/21 03:51 AM
2

Like the neighbor dude who offered to babysit a kid because he was working from home? Then after he said no more the kids mom tried to sue him for child support.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/21 02:03 AM
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You think she'd wait to get into the car? Try the bathroom in Denny's, subway, Burger King, or any place the first date takes place.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/21 12:25 AM
5

That's four dudes who probably got taken to the cleaners in divorce court.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/21 12:24 AM
1

Let's start a go fund me to help you out. Did he leave with your console? Did he play with it in his home???
/r/PussyPassDenied13/03/21 12:50 AM
38

The amount of people i saw saying stuff like "it's international women's day, give us money" was sickening. You don't see guys asking for money just for the being guys.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/03/21 07:33 AM
2

That's the worst subreddit. Literally everything there is burning donkey mule trash that has been peed on.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/03/21 11:48 PM
2

Vasectomy. And wrap that sucker up just just for extra good measure. No sex is worth being baby trapped for a kid that night and probably is not even yours. Can anyone shed light on whether the courts even care that you're shooting blanks? Im sure even then it woukd be a struggle to not have to pay child support with our messed up laws.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 03:39 PM
27

Yeah, the top 5% is most certainly not going to settle with a 35 year old that has baby fever. Or top 10%, or top any percent.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/21 04:22 AM
2

Yup. Catholic school teachers have been fired for less (or so I've read in multiple articles where what they do or post on their personal lives makes it's way back into the school). So yes.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/02/21 02:20 PM
5

It's common for religious schools to also fire staff and teachers who don't abide by the religion or some policy centered on its faith. It's a private religious school, they can do that.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/02/21 02:18 PM
3

Le those gag packages that spray farts.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/21 05:27 AM
11

She has time. What's a few more decades of waiting for that perfect man? I'm sure someone will baby her up when she's 60. Lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 11:52 AM
1

Where can I watch this catfish show?
/r/PussyPassDenied14/02/21 05:22 AM
1

I used a 30 dollars off coupon for delivery once. Bought a cheap meal and still seemed way too expensive because if the fees. Said never again.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/02/21 05:19 AM
7

That triggering offends me
/r/PussyPassDenied14/02/21 04:59 AM
2

Vasectomy. And wrap it up.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/02/21 04:47 AM
3

Don't guys also have to pay child support even when it's proven they are not the fathers?
/r/PussyPassDenied14/02/21 04:34 AM
21

Yes!!! Tons of shows show men raising someone else's kid like it's what we are all supposed to do. 1) parks and rec: ron raises two kids that aren't his 2) the office: Dwight is willing to raise Angela's kids just to be with her. 3) superstore: what's his face is dating and will marry the manager and her kid 4) didn't that British prince marry that single mom? 5) tons of other mainstream shows and movies
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 07:51 AM
10

Sadly some will call her the "full package."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 07:47 AM
1

She isn't even worth one dogecoin
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/21 11:54 PM
6

Easy. You pay for three hotel rooms everywhere. One for you and the KQeeN. One for the kids. And one for the nanny or in law that'll take care of them. It's just 5000 for a simple weekend trip to Las Vegas if you only count the hotel rooms and food. Gosh.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/21 12:07 AM
5

Oh no drama. Just two kids and two jobs. That leaves the dude to enjoy all 5 seconds of you trying to take his money.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/21 09:33 PM
11

Future profile from 2022. Proud mom to 5 kids. They are my world and come first. Bla bla bla... man up.... bla bla... real man..z bla bla... okay...now done with the games....why is it so hard to meet someone?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 06:34 PM
13

Naw. This is one of those moments I'll gladly move my ass to the back of the bus. You head to the front my friend.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 04:40 AM
9

That value dropped more. That market is over saturated. I've seen everyone have huge "discounts" so it's now 1.27
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/21 03:24 PM
52

Yeah...but don't you miss having someone nag you all the time? Don't you miss going to stores to buy useless crap to decorate your home with? Don't you miss going out to events you don't want to go? You mean you're happy being home on your own, or out with buddies? Happy having a sparse apt/home with nothing but the bare essentials because you'd rather spend/invest your money elsewhere?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/21 07:13 AM
3

Based on her attendance at a college, I think she either lives by there or passed by that college, but does not actually attend.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/21 07:03 AM
13

Truth. You say you have a good career and are financially stable? That's the basic requirement for most men to be even glanced at by women. We don't care if you have a PhD or simply have a GED. Are you young? Beautiful? And not a horrible person to be around?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/21 06:56 AM
2

My bad
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/21 08:57 PM
16

That's boss.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/21 04:37 AM
8

8-9 inches. She's probably shaving off a few inches. More like 12 to 15 inches deep. If your arms aren't long enough you can always use your legs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/21 05:07 AM
29

Lol. That's on par with "don't objectify women!!! By the way here's a picture of my tits and me shaking my ass!" Te he
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/21 03:11 PM
8

Every place I've worked at it's 99.9 percent women. I've had to update my professional license or add a qualification. They "help" with the paperwork but in the past have done it so bad that I've been rejected. I've had to fill out incredibly nonsensical forms on my own, but been approved.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/21 02:58 PM
7

Google it. What is the definition of bane?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/21 02:56 PM
64

Good lord they are the bane of society. Never give you a straight answer.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/21 07:20 AM
1

I look like Jabba the Hutt but I still wouldn't hit her up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/21 05:24 AM
4

Latino here. Definitely not white. Parents are from Central America and speak Mayan. But migrated to the US. We are definitely not white.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/21 03:28 PM
2

That's also why they write for the guy to make the first move. They'll match, but that's only because guys swipe yes on everyone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/21 05:47 AM
2

Futurama will get it right.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/21 05:16 PM
3

Someone give her some punctuation.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/21 03:18 PM
7

Small discomfort but worth the peace of mind.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/21 07:41 AM
11

Her being pregnant with a 4th kid? Lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/21 04:55 AM
5

She wants a solvent man. Someone that can pay for their own stuff while having some left over each month. Enough to pay for her insolvency.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/01/21 03:22 PM
2

But she's a nursing student ANd a soon to be single mother!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/01/21 04:58 AM
8

I don't do meth, but if she approached me I'd immediately start doing it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/21 03:52 PM
9

So based on that and the last comment about her being a 49er she must consider herself an 11; gods gift to man.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/01/21 01:27 AM
-7

Angela merkel maybe.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/21 07:27 AM
2

If she's so strong why won't she make the first move?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/21 07:26 AM
3

Wait...you mean your old actions have it coukd have future repercussions??? Can't wait to see people complaining about not being able to have a husband, job, or respect after people have discovered their OnlyFans account.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/21 05:35 AM
6

Hypothetically: if I were to hook up knowing that I was negative (I get tested weekly). 2 weeks later, after we have lost communication, she goes out to a party and catches covid. So, hypothetically, now somehow I'm on the hook for all those demands?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/01/21 07:31 PM
10

The delusional kind where you can make tons of demands but give sloppy 97ths in return.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/01/21 07:29 PM
20

Don't worry guys, at the tender age of 57 will finally give you the time of day. Once they are done with all the toxic men that somehow keep appearing in their lives. Just hang tight for 30 or 40 years.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/12/20 09:18 PM
1

That phrase indicates thst they will do ONS's.
/r/PussyPassDenied31/12/20 03:32 PM
2

He purposefully stayed with a 42 year old mom of two kids?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/12/20 07:26 AM
3

By a twice convicted felon.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/12/20 07:24 AM
1

Gosh. As a guy I can't wait for that woman who has a few microbes of youth left. If she says she's ready to settle and that she's done with the games and fun that does it for me. I also assume for the rest of you fellas. We too are just waiting until she waits for that last micro second to pass.0
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/20 11:36 PM
75

Right! At age 18, 19, 20 all I really had going for me was being admitted to a good university and being a fantastic salsa dancer. Not much attention. But now...why would I want to settle down and marry a 37 year old when I'm at the top of my fave professionally? With nothing but better days ahead? Maybe date a young mid 20 year old. If not no worries, I have my job and tons of other interests, hobbies, and activities to keep me busy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/20 07:39 AM
7

Was it just that one date? Or did you call it quits after a week? Month?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 04:00 PM
63

I tried tik tok and saw a young mom say: "I'm not a snack anymore. I'm a happy meal I come with kids and toys." The amount of men saying they would wife her up and that only real men raise other children was insane.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 07:50 AM
27

Lol. I can think of hundreds of things to do during quarantine. Read, learn to cook new foods, learn a trade (virtually), take up a craft, learn a new language, work out, video games, learn to code, etc. It's like she finally realized that men don't need a 36 year old to entertain in our lives.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 07:48 AM
9

Hollywood video? Lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 02:51 AM
5

Covid has entered the chat. And just like that...poof...some jobs are gone. But based on her attire and clip I'd assume she's a nurse? Aren't they they second craziest next to hairdressers?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 02:50 AM
14

You do what makes you happy. Come home from work, work out, cook, play video games/read. Hobby on the weekend. Pure bliss.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/20 03:41 PM
2

Is that implying that they are no longer together?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/20 03:39 PM
3

"it’s weird to sign half your wealth away to some rando you’ll probably divorce in a few years, it’s f*cking EXPENSIVE." What wealth? Most of the women I know are saddled by hundreds of thousands in debt from undergrad. Plus a few decided that in their 30's they are going to attend law school and/of medical school. So yes, it is expensive asking us-who have no debt outside of a traditional mortgage-to pay or carry half of an enormous and quickly expanding student debt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/20 03:39 PM
5

Then trying to chase a toddler at 50. High school when you're 60 something.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/20 04:58 AM
2

Right!! Like lady your days of having any offspring, let alone healthy offspring, are in the negative range. Solution: go back in time when you were in your early to mid 20's. Maybe late 20's.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/20 04:54 AM
10

See!!! You could have been providing for 6 people?? Man maybe she's still available and you can still have them help you empty out your accounts and salary.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/20 12:44 AM
11

Then that hallway down the Grand Canyon.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 10:22 PM
28

Damn that must be quite the story. Where did you meet her? How soon before you got to meet the kids? In retrospect, when was the first time that you had to start taking care of them? Or paying for them?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 10:22 PM
6

Medical assistants make minimum or slightly above minimum wage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 10:21 PM
25

True. If you take care of the 5 she will have enough time to go hit up chad or the cholo thug Jesus so he can make the 6th. I assume she's Latina.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 10:20 PM
9

And only a realer man will man up and claim others kids as his own.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 06:50 PM
5

Nope, after a year of being in this sub this is the first time that I have come across someone so unique and singular. You're one lucky dude to have found her. You have literally hit the jackpot with this one of a kind kqeen. Save her info, because Kqeens like this only come once in a millennia.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 06:37 PM
43

Why is it so hard for her to entertain herself? Can't she just get a hobby? Why is it always on the man to entertain her, like some sort of jester? Go learn woodworking, take a plumbing course for fun, restore an antique, take up reading, learn gardening, learn to fix cars; idk, buy ikea furniture, put it together, then return it; repeat. I'm just spitballing here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/20 03:26 PM
16

They were all 30 year old beached whales with kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/20 02:57 PM
32

Made a POF account for shits and giggles. God damn it was scary. Promptly deleted 10 minutes later.0
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/20 06:30 AM
2

Translation: now that I'm old and no one wants me, now I'll give you a shot. Why would guys want you in your decline when you didn't want us in your prime?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 11:38 PM
15

AOL chat room has entered the chat
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/20 07:35 AM
68

I should be able to do what I want with my body. Celebrate me and my freedom to have an OF! At the same time: I shouldn't be judged for having an OF. You can't have it both ways.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/20 04:26 AM
117

Only today, 90 percent off sale!!! See my nudes for the price of a stick of gum!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/20 04:22 AM
28

Right!!! I should be worried people knkw that in the past I was a member of the Sierra Club and an active participant in...brace yourself...an outdoors hiking club....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/20 03:37 PM
18

This is like one of my coworkers. She's in her late 40's, early 50's. She celebrates every tome she has a date, that promptly ends in nothing. Recently admitted that her type are the emotionally unavailable childish men. She just finds dating so difficult. Won't lower her standards now that she has a Masters degree in psychology. So she knows her worth. All the while sitting next to the 24 year old that recently got engaged and is happy that she will be married. Or the 25 year old that will be g…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/20 03:33 PM
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Funny how many of these OF women proudly say they should be celebrated for having the courage to put themselves out there. That they should not be shamed for it. Then turn around and try to hide their deeds once they're looking for a relationship. Lol.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/20 02:38 PM
5

They probably get it from a template suggested by that old Microsoft word paper clip. "I see you are looking for a bailout..."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/20 06:55 AM
3

Her free time is between 1 am and 6 am. Just don't ruin her sleep.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/20 06:52 AM
3

Goodie. You get to be 7th in her list of priorities.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/20 04:25 AM
1

Only had penetrative sex with 3....hundred. Either that or she's blown hundreds and jacked off a few hundred more. Plus you don't even count the 1 hour stands rhat she met at the club or the bar.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/20 12:13 AM
1

I was thinking the same thing. Super into red freckles girls. But not touching that for so many reasons.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/20 02:59 PM
20

Good for you man. You've reached greater financial heights now that you're single. I realize how little I actually need in my life in terms of material possessions, so you end up saving a ton of money each month. Kudos and enjoy the ride.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/20 12:00 AM
3

She has kids, so she'll give you the honor of paying to help raise them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/12/20 04:49 AM
3

Did you go searching for that or did someone send you the link. Note: I am not looking for a link.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/12/20 10:45 PM
38

Maybe she's a virgin in the ears.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/12/20 01:45 PM
2

Typo: dish. Writing on an iPhone 2 screen. So tiny screen big fingers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/12/20 12:53 AM
5

Can confirm. During undergrad I lived in an apt with three female friends. They would leave hair in the shower walls, table was always cluttered with dirty dishes they spilled over from the overflowing sink. Clothes all over the place. Tile floor was turning black because they never took off their shoes. Sure, I had a mattress on the floor, but who cares. My room was spotless. I always washed my cup/fish/bowl/utensil after its use.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/20 04:29 AM
8

Must weigh less than the boulder at Gibraltar.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/20 11:58 PM
6

Maybe you were on Match with a Manatee?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/20 11:57 PM
3

Zero debt. Some come loaded with tons of student debt that they want you to pay off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/20 11:57 PM
2

What is wrong with her face? It looks like a horrible photoshop.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/20 11:48 PM
8

I'm no trump supporter but I'll wear a maga hat if it means it repels her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/20 03:40 AM
1

I don't think the person who downvoted you caught the sarcasm.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/20 11:16 PM
14

Better be willing to raise her kids AND pay off her school debts.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/20 11:15 PM
4

I'd do it but unfortunately I'm neither a thug nor in prison. Lol.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/20 07:55 PM
5

What's sarcasm?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/20 03:14 PM
3

What do you expect her to do? Work? How dare you even think about suggesting thst! It's so much easier to squeeze every penny out of the ex husband.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/20 07:36 AM
2

She always posts these things like: "God wants me to be alone, that's why I haven't found anyone." "I'm tired of trying." Friends ask why I'm single if I'm intelligent and artistic." " I think I was designed to be alone." And yes, she does literally say she's just looking for a good guy. While just last week she said she will wait for the bad boy biker to sweep her off her feet. I tell her to stop dreaming. No dude is going to settle down with her since she's 46. But, she can always keep waiting…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/20 07:17 AM
4

How dare you all objectify her in her streetwalker outfit. How dare you all do that. She's a QwEEn that can dress any way she wants, even if that does make her look like a hooker while also asking to be treated like the type of woman that you can take home to meet the parents.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 03:39 PM
81

Lol. Got a friend who's still holding out for the tall, rich, buff, bad boy superchad. She's 50. She posts all the time about why she's single? How can she be single when she's beautiful, creative, and funny? It's because she was dead one to be miserable? How is it possible? How?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 03:36 PM
5

She would have taken the house if it was in his name. Leaving him with nowhere to live plus paying her half of his earnings.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 03:08 PM
12

My buddy was a tenured professor making around 150k. She sometimes worked a part time job but for most of the marriage she was a stay at home wife. So yeah, he got fucked even though she did the cheating.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 03:03 PM
4

Translation: she's a tight as throwing a hot dog down the Grand Canyon.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 06:54 AM
127

Got a good buddy who recently got divorce raped. He has to pay out around half of his income to his ex. She cheated on him and he finally caught her. She didn't, however, keep the house because he put it in his moms name.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 06:42 AM
7

And just like that...she's an innocent virgin again.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/20 04:14 AM
27

Yup. Although the face is kind of blocked off, I can just tell she has a horrible personality and a complete nightmare to be around.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/20 02:54 PM
3

How did you find out she was wild and crazy before?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/20 03:11 PM
2

I've only met one virgin. She was a friend back in college. Serious religious convictions. Married a virgin at 28.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/20 02:30 PM
1

Heyyyyy those bone spurs are more terrifying than going into combat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/20 04:31 AM
14

From out of the country, with all of those extra numbers for the area code.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/20 09:53 PM
3

I'm a 5'6 Latino. But dammit if I don't kick ass when dancing salsa, bachata, merengue. I remember my college years I could pick up chick relatively easy because very few of the other dudes knew how to dance. My advise: learn to dance.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/20 04:57 AM
1

Speak more of this. Did they approach you? Did you simply have to look at them to get them interested? Ever try to beyond boundaries with some?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/20 04:52 AM
5

Right! Why would I opt for a 32 year old post wall CC rider when I could get someone wayy younger?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/20 04:50 AM
2

Dude there is no proof. This might be a hard pill to swallow, but trump is probably lying. 10 grand he has no evidence whatsoever. He just likes to sue people for everything. I'm sure if he got a car wash and they didn't wash the bottom of the car he would sue.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/20 10:47 PM
6

If trump really had proof he would show it. Reminds me of how he kept saying he had a healthcare plan for the last 4 years. Every time claiming it would come out in two weeks, then two weeks after that. There was just no plan. Same with this. He will try to go to court but turns out he has no evidence, because there is no mail fraud. It's just him spewing lies to try to undo our electoral system. Watch, 10k there is no evidence.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/20 10:46 PM
4

So go against the rule of the majority of Americans?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/20 10:06 PM
4

What I actually need to know is how much debt do you carry on you. Also how long have you ridden the CC?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/20 02:01 PM
55

Means she also has a chad on the side where the three month rule doesn't apply. Good guy has to wait, but side guy still gets ass at the drop of a hat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/11/20 12:52 AM
14

I'll hit her up if she meets my requirements: 1) be young
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/20 02:42 PM
9

Lol. Don't you love their mantra: never give sex to the good guy that would make an awesome partner. Keep them waiting. If you get the tingles, just open up all holes to chad in an alley, bathroom stall, backseat, or behind a dumpster. But keep the good guy waiting. Make him work for it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/20 07:23 AM
3

Sadly some dude will take her up on this. I know this chick who has twin boys and a daughter. Father is locked up and probably never getting out. She fits many if the descriptions in this picture. Rarely works out, low paying job, probably tons of debt from always flashing a new car every few months, big tits but body shaped like a barrel... Lo and behold she recently found a new bf. Was it a hardworking dude with his own business? Was it a lawyer/doctor or other professional making big money? N…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/20 07:20 AM
22

Does she really believe some dude is going to look at this and say: "yes! Finally found the mom of 5 I've been looking for!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/20 04:50 AM
6

Hope she gtz hur intellegent mann.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/20 03:53 AM
1

Wait what???
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/20 06:17 AM
3

Rich dudes are driving the old Honda's and Toyota's. I'm not rich yet, but have a descent income with different investments. Gonna drive my Toyota Prius to the ground. It only has 80k now (2010 model) so hopefully it lasts a few more decades.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/20 06:16 AM
2

Anyone have crazy stories of horse women? They keep popping up here once in a while but I've always wondered.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/20 06:13 AM
21

Yup. Right on the mark. Add the time she'll keep you waiting because "she's not easy" and you're looking at a first time mom in her 40's.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 01:47 PM
1

I wonder why NOW she's done with games? I wonder why...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/20 11:06 PM
5

Lol I'm thinking feminist folklore mythology. Guess she didn't hear the news of the gender studies factories all closing down because of competition from the gender studies factories in China.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/20 03:26 PM
6

"Height really does matter." Cool. I have zero student and zero credit card debt. I also have 3-4 retirement accounts. You better be as financially stable; your financial situation really does matter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/20 01:50 PM
32

Translation: she blew through the lump sum and now what's the stability he had so willingly provided before.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/20 07:21 PM
2

Pay and wait around a few months. If you're lucky after half a year she'll hold your hand. In that meantime, she'll give get on her knees to any chad that sneezes in her direction.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/20 02:00 PM
4

Some might think this is funny. But since I grew up surrounded by mostly Latina's, I find pale white women with southern accents to be really exotic. That and Scandinavians. That's who I go for. The only way I've been able to impress them is by showing off some salsa dance moves.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/20 03:21 AM
2

Wow, a ready made family! Which one of you dudes wants to give up the cash to support this qween?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/20 03:19 AM
6

So now that she's reached the bottom of the scale, now she's unwilling to give it up. No same dude is going to commit to being dead bedroomed by her, who so willingly gave it up just weeks before.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/20 03:14 AM
5

Just personal preferences. I'm a Latino dude and mostly only try to date pale white girls and pale redheads.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/20 01:28 PM
2

Can confirm. Plenty of fish had tons of ads of single moms with sky high standards, which also included the infamous "no holdups." Most that have that phrase are the easiest to bed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/20 06:17 AM
7

"Your time will come..." Yeah when they're 55 and sagging everywhere. I'll pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/20 12:01 AM
1

Must be the thrill that keeps them interested in him.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/10/20 06:27 AM
3

That's the truth. I grew up in the hood and remember acting thuggish as a kid and getting a gf, especially those that attended church, was pretty easy. Once I realized I didn't want to go down the path of jail or a coffin and focused on my studies the attention dried up, while the thugs and cholos kept getting the girls. Once I hit Berkeley it's like I was invisible. Fast forward to post grad school, those same girls decry that their men are locked up and that there are no good quality men for t…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/10/20 06:26 AM
7

Chads fluids drained you mean.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/10/20 01:42 AM
3

Sure, let me just match with her so she can use all of the wealth I have built up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/10/20 11:24 PM
12

I only sssuming she maybe brings a few thousand in debt. He's lucky that he gets to help her pay that off!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/20 02:33 PM
4

And for not liking them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/20 06:33 AM
14

I'm sure the face tattoo says something like "responsibility," "respect," or maybe a link to her long, thorough, and well written resume.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/20 01:57 PM
3

Wait, so you don't automatically send cash to these InDePenDeNt KwEenS?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/20 03:56 AM
1

So wait to give a nice dude the sloppy 890ths. When all the fun is over, when all the flaps start sagging, when all the tightness has turned into cavern of Noah's arc proportions, then, and only then, go for the dudes that are response.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/20 09:14 PM
16

Funny how in her head she now thinks her value has gone up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/20 01:36 PM
21

How could you say that you sexist pig!!!!!!! Don't you know it only works the way she wants it to work.0
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/20 02:35 PM
7

Gosh darn, I wonder why all theee dirtbags suddenly and mysteriously come into her life to pump and dump her. Seems like something only the best detectives in the world would be able to figure out. Just how do they wind up in her life?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/20 12:18 AM
9

How about about any of these: My kids come first If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best Not willing to settle
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/20 01:45 PM
4

It's either: UDaSucker InDEpeNdEnT KqUEn
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/20 11:44 PM
5

Thank god o stumbled upon a kween that wants to help me spend my money, use my home, and get added to my credit cards. I've been lugging around an 847 credit score, and it's too much of a burden to bear. I also spend minimally, so all those extra numbers on my accounts just get me confused.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/20 11:42 PM
15

Yup. Can't go through miles of dick and then pretend it's no big deal when you're "done with games."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/20 03:37 AM
21

I'm not white but if she hit me up I'd take being called white mf too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/20 05:44 AM
4

She'll end up like a friend of mine. 47 and still waiting for the responsible bad boy biker to sweep her off her feet.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/20 03:45 AM
5

Naw. You're thinking about Costa Rica.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/20 03:43 AM
4

"I have a good job." Know what really matters to someone like me? His much debt are you carrying? How much did you have to borrow to get the college degree to get that job? Because if you're making 40k but owe 120k...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/20 03:29 AM
22

Imagine if said stuff like: I want to give away my car but I'm scared to be without a car. I don't like my car and want to get rid of it, but worry what will happen to me being carless. What should I do?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/20 12:58 AM
20

It's because you and other men can have hobbies to keep busy. Work on this, work on that, hang out with friends, not hang out with them. Its all good. Very versatile.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/20 12:56 AM
9

Or "prove me wrong"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/20 03:35 AM
8

She's also fun and likes to have fun. Does that tip the balance enough for you to try to score this Qween?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/20 03:33 AM
2

Sorry to hear that. How's you find out she was still riding the CC? Got a buddy whose wife cleaned him out. He has to pay her to maintain their lifestyle even though he has 50/50 custody. He worked his ass off and got tenure at a university two years ago. He apparently didn't pay enough attention to her so she slept with a don Juan body builder. She thought Don Juan would stick around after her divorce but he bailed out, as expected. Thankfully this friend saved his home because it was in his mo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/20 03:06 AM
2

Lol. Yes. He did have one. They seem happy enough. At least I think. Don't keep in touch with him much at the moment.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/20 03:02 AM
19

God damn. Had a friend in his late 20's date a girl in her mid 30's. By their second dare she agicly told him that if he wasn't going to marry her and have kids (she didn't have kids up to this point) within the next few years he better just leave. He ended up marrying her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/20 06:20 AM
1

Go forth thy young rogue and save thous princess!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/20 06:48 AM
1

I'd you're lucky by the time she's 50 she's be looking at your direction. Lucky you! You get to score a 50 year old!!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/20 03:16 AM
2

They are tired of not dating but are unwilling to lower their standards and settle. It's not settling, it's realIzing there are plenty of great men out there that they used to ignore. However, as they get older, younger women take their place. Why would I settle for a 35 year old with an attitude when I could get a kich younger and more pleasant woman?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/20 03:13 AM
12

Damn. I remember as an undergraduate I could not get a date to save my life. But I made peace with it and just enjoyed my life. Had a hot friend who I tried going out with but was rejected. Fast forward and now I own my own home in a rich neighborhood, make close to 6 figures (even as a teacher you can pull 100k if you teach in the right district), have no school debt, and just enjoy my life). That hot friend is now single, lives at home, but is starting law school soon; which will mean tons of …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/20 02:28 PM
16

The comments on the article are golden. "It took becoming a single mom straight out of high school to realize my worth." That person then released she was still single at 38.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/20 02:16 PM
7

Can confirm. I have a couple friends who are tenured professors at top tier research Im universities. PhDs but are single. They have a really hard time dating not realizing men don't care about that. They are in their late 30's and early to mid 40s. But yeah, I'd take a hot young waitress with a high school education any day than a 40 year old PhD.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/09/20 02:25 PM
6

I'm sure her dating profiles say she likes to laugh and have fun. Plus she likes to eat and breathe air.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/20 02:29 PM
13

How dare you be realistic? You should have told her that her doctor pilot black belt millionaire six pack 12 inch dong Prince Charming is just around the corner.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/20 02:25 PM
63

Fat rolled over lace. That's one image that will take a while to take out of my head.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 05:51 AM
17

Lucky you. You are the lucky winner in the end of a long Riad made up of miles of dick. Plus a ready made family. Lucky you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/20 06:29 AM
8

There will always be someone. I had an old friend who hitched his wagon to a single mom of 4. She used to be the neighborhood hottie. Got banged up by a bunch of gangbangers but managed to maintain a good looking face and slim figure (from cocaine). He saw her and said he'd wife her up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/20 06:15 AM
23

Those who say things like that, similar to saying "not here for hookups," are always the one that put out minutes into meeting them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/20 06:13 AM
3

I know someone who's 47 still waiting for the good responsible biker bad boy to sweep her off her feet. And no, she doesn't have anything to offer. She is a babysitter, lives at home, and is well 47.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/20 06:35 AM
11

Wait, so NOT, I repeat, NOT get knocked up by a loser biker meth head bad boy? Idk, how would you even accomplish that??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/20 06:21 AM
2

This is just sad. You just know the profile will morph to a land whale with 5 kids asking for a man who is responsible and will be delighted to take on the full package.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/08/20 01:35 PM
3

"No children or wanting children." So why would someone want you and your kid?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/20 07:49 PM
7

She must be swimming in debt with her graduate school and traveling; not to mention the two kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/20 05:41 AM
1

Even if your tests say there's nothing there. Zero. Zilch. Nada?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/20 11:22 PM
5

No image?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/20 02:46 PM
9

Yes! See, you get it too! Makes perfect sense right??? Make the guy that's right wait; but give it out like candy on Halloween for the drugged out loser in the dirty bar stall.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/20 03:24 AM
15

Ever hear them complain that you are too funny? Had that happen a few times where they said I was always making jokes and laughing. Like shit, you're laughing at my jokes; what do they want? Someone to match their bag of rocks personality? No offense to bags of rocks of course.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/20 06:10 AM
4

"I won't hop into bed with you after the 1st, 2nd, or even 20th date." Something tells me that she hopped her way to the nearest stall or alley with the winners she was dating before. No questions asked. But you, YOU, responsible man, will go years and years until you even get a whiff of her blown out nether regions.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/20 02:24 PM
31

Also, don't look at my tits. That's why I'm hiding them with my arms.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/20 01:30 PM
5

She might lubricare you with your own tears as you're paying up the ass for expenses after expenses, during a d after the relationship.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/20 04:05 AM
2

Why didn't the guy date the untold number of plus size women ? Because they're also chasing the guy who has no ambition, no drive, and is a jerk...because he's hot (and that will make them overlook everything else)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/20 02:43 PM
2

Holy crap. I can't unsee it. Good damn those straps sink like crazy. Her muscle mass is the same as memory foam.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/20 02:21 PM
4

Best decision I made was to get a vasectomy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/20 01:59 PM
9

But her value had increased by the hundreds of thousands in medical school debt she has. Isn't that how it works? Plus she has kids. The full package!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/08/20 06:43 AM
2

Like a true king he knows his worth. Onwards my fellow MDS (male dating strategy).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/08/20 04:30 AM
2

In her mind she'll ways be a 10.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/20 02:23 PM
6

Naw, women's biggest fears is that the dude is under 6'7.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/20 03:55 AM
2

I've seen female friends with their venmo on the Facebook, Instagram, and any other social media. Like what the hell are we supposed to do? Give you money just because?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/20 03:51 AM
2

So many comments about not dating horse girls. Anyone date one and can give the grim details?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/08/20 02:12 PM
7

You forgot: "Venmo: cashapp:"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/08/20 02:07 PM
28

No dating. The person asking (womym) was going to rent a room to a male friend. No dating. He didn't give her the tingles so she wasn't interested in him physically. She had kids living with her but no dad. But, since he's a dude, not attached, without kids, and he's going to say hi to her kids once in a while, why not make him pay child support. Can't find the original question but I was floored when I read that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/20 05:46 PM
34

Bleach also kills Corona. Win win. Lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/20 05:43 PM
138

Shit. I remember reading a question on Quora about a woman who was going to rent a room to a friend. She was asking if she could make him pay child support since he would be living in the same apt and interacting with the kids (I.e. saying hi to them once in a while). This guy was just a friend wanting to rent to a room.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/20 03:32 PM
156

Holy crap. He's gotta pay for 3 kids that aren't his? Shouldn't the wyfe try to go after the 3 chads for support?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/20 02:22 PM
1

Don't think she would have told him, ever.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/07/20 03:55 PM
20

Your #2 drove the point home. When a man who works out to look his best asks that of a partner, it's apparently not okay. Those extra layers were earned. Those extra pounds were earned. That thick waist was earned. Implying he should not only be happy she has them, but also be thankful that she does.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/20 06:03 AM
3

Sapiosexual is similar to putting they are "geeks." It's a way to attract rich betas into believing they have a personality and comparability.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/20 03:56 AM
2

All the hobbits and dwarfs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/20 03:55 AM
11

Was she a bit on the heavier side?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/20 02:54 PM
44

Brings back memories of the dude in the 8ball jacket that was harassed and assaulted by women for wearing an 8 ball jacket because it was not cool enough to them.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/07/20 06:09 AM
2

This reminds me of a chick I dated. First date fine. Second date she tells me if I want to keep dating her I should start thinking about co-signing a mortgage on a house in the next couple of months. She kept asking about my credit score (gonna brag about my 848 FICO score), she said she's be happy to make an appointment with her bank to begin the process. And that to make sure we could get a bigger house I should ask my own bank for at least a 200-300k loan. Which, coupled with a co-signed loan…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/20 05:40 AM
2

I threw up from reading this. A kid having a kid at 14.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/20 05:35 AM
2

"Florida born and raised." When the only thing you have going for yourself is pride in where you were born (as if that was some kind of accomplishment), you know you're in for a shit show.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/20 05:28 AM
2

Agree with all except the translucent skin. Maybe because Ive mostly been with Latinas, but I'll take pale skin any day. To each their own. Everything else right on the...rhynoplastic nose.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/20 05:25 AM
2

I'd like to hear about that personal experience.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/20 02:43 PM
3

Same here. One of my friends recently started posting this crap about "taking bf applications, write me a 500 word essay about why I should date you"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/20 02:41 PM
5

Gotta love the mental gymnastics in #4, doing all but vaginal. But still a virgin. How easy is she to bed though? Asking out of curiosity since I don't attend any church, but grew up next to a jehovas witness church where girls were making out within minutes of meeting (meeting non church neighborhood teens).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/20 02:39 PM
11

No shortage. It's just that women keep adding to an already impossible standard: 6 feet or above, 6 or 7 figure income, 6 packs, PhD. Next they'll add 6 bedroom home on 6 acres of land but must be no farther than 6 steps from the beach.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/20 02:27 PM
1

Got it. Delete the post until the weekend?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/20 03:01 PM
1

13 G to maybe have her send a picture of her new tits...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/20 06:09 PM
9

You missed out. Already made family for you. You could have just sit back and enjoyed the joys of paying for 3 kids that were not your own. If you had only treated her like crap, that could be you living with her now. Lol.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/20 06:31 PM
3

I'm 35, Bachelors from UC Berkeley, masters degree from UCLA, have a high paying job in education. I also have zero debt aside from my mortgage to a house 9 minutes away from the ocean near Newport Beach. I would not be a catch to women because I'm not 6 feet. From reading this thread that seems to be their #1 dating factor (might be 6'3 now). And that's fine. Totally fine by me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/20 06:38 AM
3

Heard.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/20 05:29 PM
8

Holy crap! Why pen a letter to an ex on a blog. Is it ok to share this blog? Asking for me cuz I a dumbfuddled and curious about the content.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/20 02:01 PM
19

Three kids. It says right there. She is offering a family for you to "man up" to and take care of.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/20 01:56 PM
39

I'm thinking maybe she works as a helper at a preschool.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/20 01:47 PM
2

Surprised they didn't also blame 5G towers controlled by the Illuminati. Maybe they're trying the whole "if you ignore it, it goes away and automatically fixes itself" thing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/20 02:01 PM
17

There are a few YouTube videos of people that paid to subscribe so that we could learn what's there. Example 1: paid to subscribe and now have to pay again to un lock a tier 1 video that ended up being the same crap posted on Instagram Example 2: paid more money (after subscribing) for a video that was 3 seconds long but showed nipple at the last microsecond. It's all just a scam.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/20 03:25 AM
11

Going for a masters for a half hearted interest in that field. The debts she must have since the majority of masters programs are paid through loans. Fast forward another masters program and another. And that debt will just come piling on. Then, queu the quest for the person that will "man up" and help her pay those off.0
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/20 05:54 PM
2

Literally a participation trophy. Maybe I can also get one of those if I build a car out of spare parts in my backyard.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/20 03:51 AM
1

Whereas chad only had to spit in her direction for her to drop her panties.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/20 10:46 PM
3

Oh damn. That's right!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/20 08:06 PM
7

7 feet is the new 6 feet. If you're under 7 don't bother.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/20 05:54 PM
12

It will probably leave you on fire with all the STD's you'll get. It'll burn when you pee, it's that good.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/20 02:49 PM
12

Yes! I stopped buying American brands (from the big three) after they fell apart weeks after buying. Why would they show themselves next to a dodge, as if it was some badge of honor. At least find a random Tesla or some other high end car to take a picture in front of.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/20 02:48 PM
13

Maybe to them the std is just the icing on a kwueen cake?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/20 04:34 PM
6

So she can discriminate all she wants, but even hint at questioning her appeal and we are garbage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/20 04:34 PM
2

Also, when they're that loose anything not thicker than a gas tank might as well be like throwing a grain of rice down a hallway.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/20 04:05 AM
77

Omg a single mom of 4!!! How did we get so lucky?! My wildest fantasies have finally, oh, wait, damn, she's an Aries...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/20 01:24 PM
9

Gosh I hope she's not into hookups. Cuz I want to wine and dine her and just never get some. That's the life for me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/20 12:34 AM
7

In other words, I keep riding the carousel and always go for chad. Why won't they commit? Can't they see that I'm running out of minutes???
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/20 02:26 PM
9

Does that other place rhyme with Memale Mating Smategy?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/20 06:08 AM
12

When I go car shopping I always ignore the brand new vehicles. I'm a real winner for choosing the beat up, dented, has had 40 title changes, and 350,000 mile vehicle.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/20 05:21 PM
17

Another guy gets the jackpot because in the end the real winner is whoever she lands on. The thousands of carrousel rides mean nothing; all that matters is the last guy she chooses.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/20 01:58 PM
4

-breathing but must not be alive. -eats food but not the kind with nutrients. -thinks but is also dumb.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/20 09:19 PM
15

"I'm the full package."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/20 01:25 PM
19

That guy could be her son. They look ghetto enough to have had kids really early.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/20 01:58 PM
13

30 percent? Does that also include a mortgage? That's my only major debt. Otherwise I would expect women to be as financially responsible as me. Not down to pay off someone else's loans.0
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/20 03:34 AM
18

Just transfer your retirement saving into her name. Also add her to your current savings and checking and any investments you have. Obviously this kween has now gone exponentially in value, so hope you have enough to grab her attention.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 11:29 PM
1

Why the hell lie about your age??? Just say you're 42. That way men can select to now have you show up on their search results. But I'm the plus side those three guys that are seeking a 42 year old kweeen can find you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/20 06:08 PM
4

Yes, if you want a shot at this kween looking in your direction empty out your retirement acccounts and buy the most expensive cologne you can find. Hopefully then she may honor you by looking at you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/20 08:47 PM
37

I'll never land me a kween like that. During the summer I only work out every day for 2-3 hours. I'll have to uo my game if I want a shot at someone who clearly has much more to offer than me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/20 05:51 AM
19

If she's not into hook ups, how did this flowering virgin get pregnant?????
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/20 05:49 AM
12

Maybe two months wages.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/20 04:48 AM
33

She must be amazing at talking given her interests and hobbies: I like to breathe and sleep.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/06/20 02:08 PM
1

Not sure this belongs here. She's just complaining about not getting looks from guys. It's not like she's saying chad or Tyrone won't look at her and screw everyone else. She's not a womyn who at 30 now says her value has increased exponentially.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/20 04:15 AM
24

Can confirm: "my" cat comes around a few times to eat and get his head tickled. If I ask him to sit next to me he will give me a "fuck off" look at goes about his way.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/06/20 07:29 PM
32

I always try to marry the town whore. They are just that type of "everyone gets a slice of cake" kind of gals.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/20 01:36 AM
105

I've had friends that work in rigs and such, places where they have to be away for weeks at a time. Renting a place to sit empty is just dumb, so they live at home and save tons of money. Waiting for the next woman demands: Women: Anyone under 7 feet don't contact me. Same women: why don't men contact me?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 04:40 PM
27

Ever see that trailer for the "Labour of Love" show where a 41 year old woman has decided to finally have kids? The first scene is a doctor telling her that her decision to freeze her eggs (at 41) was a really great choice. Probably told her that because he needed to make a boat payment.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/20 04:52 PM
9

She will be enfuriated that you should even ask that question. How dare you...how dare you question my life choices!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/20 05:36 AM
6

That's why you can't land one of these kweens. Takes you forever to understand.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/20 05:27 AM
9

I have got it up there plane as day. I have going to wrote it again.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/20 04:21 AM
17

"I have went on a date." That monstrous use of the English language says it all. I will going to go to bed now.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/20 03:51 AM
1

How is someone going to have 4 kids by 24. At that age I was a poor college student who didn't even consider having a goldfish as a pet because of the responsibility.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/20 08:47 PM
4

So she's saving up her 90th virginity for this poor shmuck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/20 08:43 PM
2

At the rate she's going the only one left will be Methuselah. Imagine that, being 58 and still being unwilling to even consider lowering unrealistic standards.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/20 03:40 AM
73

Uhm no. They pay for chads attention. Reminds me of an article posted here about a chad getting some after buying a chocolate bar. While another dude spent and spent to get none.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/20 08:41 PM
14

On three rotations. With machines and forklifts.
/r/PussyPassDenied12/06/20 06:27 AM
70

Girl I tried to date in college said this to me: you're too carefree and seem to always like to have a laugh. Same girl after college said to me: every guy I date is so serious. I'd like to find someone who can make me laugh and is carefree.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/20 06:08 AM
13

True. I don't have student debt because I was disciplined enough to pay my way through. Every quarter I paid with cash. Don't think I would date, much less marry, someone who is in denial of colosal debt, that, come thr wedding bells, I too would have to help pay off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/20 06:06 AM
27

I can't believe a man would actually say yes to her. Like why???? Why??? No one in their right mind would think "three mouths to feed and a woman with a huge chip on her shoulder, how did I get so lucky."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/20 04:12 AM
4

Adding her to my work health plan would only cost 4 dollars. But that's 5 dollars too much.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/20 02:02 PM
7

How dare you all look at her tits. Yes they cover most of her profile picture. Yes they look big but might be sagging. Yes they look big but it would be padded bra. Wait, what was my point again? Oh yes! Stop looking at her tits and instead read her extensive, thought provoking, and brilliantly written bio.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/20 05:10 PM
10

On the bright side you're the winner because she is choosing you at the end of a very very very very very long line of guys.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/20 12:18 AM
3

Translation: now that I'm a church girl I'll make you wait decades for what I gave away like candy in the past.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/20 07:28 PM
17

There's no shortage of men. It's more that I have little to gain from marrying an older woman with probable loads of debt. What do I win out if that? I get to help pay off her debt while we pay out more for artificial incrimination? Yeah, that's a total win for me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/20 05:49 AM
9

Just thinking about some of the women's profiles here. I can't help but think that that poor guy is not good enough for a veteran 45 year old CC rider with 4 kids that lives at home as a full time mom, with all the fathers absent of course.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/20 03:15 AM
4

That's so true. I have a 42 year old friend who tried in vitro. Nope. Nothing. Plus I found out the staggering cost of in vitro.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/20 01:37 PM
6

How do others get rid of that ad? I'm on my phone and can't get it to go away after I click on the link.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/20 05:17 AM
6

I was waiting for her to punch the window out of frustration.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/05/20 01:50 PM
6

Must be my lucky day. Finally, a single mom wanting to settle and done with the wild life. How do I lock in this one in a billion gem?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/20 05:35 AM
4

Where did he live? There is a big difference between a mortgage in Kentucky or rural Iowa than say...a mortgage in Santa Monica (CA) or Newport Beach (CA).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/20 04:04 AM
34

‘I want a strong, independent man. Why is that so hard?’ They forgot to add, who looks like he's 20, is loaded with cash so they can travel, and gives me the tingles. Basically chad, but a bit older.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/20 01:59 PM
141

Can you drain someone's funds just by knowing their account? Don't you also have to be an authorized user? Asking for a friend.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/05/20 01:38 PM
3

Solution: get a divorce and don't financially ruin him when you do. Then he can find a real quality woman (or date around) while the ex can keep getting pumped and dumped by models.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/20 07:02 PM
14

Her: I like spending time with my family. Also her: some have been adopted. Yet I keep having more kids with thugs, thus forcing the county to take them away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/20 07:00 PM
24

Or if they weren't busy riding the chad express they would have found a good guy early on and marrïed early.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/20 06:58 PM
22

She's not seeing the plus side of that, that she can get thay sweet sweet pension after husband hits the dust.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/20 06:56 PM
10

You mean say no to chad or Tyrone? Impossible!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/20 03:07 AM
15

That's a great questions. I know section 8 is notorious difficult to get on. I'm thinking they live with their parents. Otherwise I too must be doing something wrong working my ass off. Granted I'm a teacher so it's not as difficult or taxing as other more physical jobs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/20 06:19 PM
66

I have kids, that means you're 5th in my life and in priorities. Yes, even the dogs needs go before your needs. Sounds like an awesome deal for any guy. Always been my dream to be 4th or 5th I'm someone's life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/20 05:55 PM
53

Oh good. I was a bit scared there that she would pay. Glad to know that it's just there in the open.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/20 05:48 PM
3

So he was expected, nay, required to pay all of the bills, take care of the dog, and raise her child. All while not complaining at the privilege of doing all those things. What is she doing in this relationship? Aside from assigning him more things to do?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/20 06:11 AM
3

A real HVM would recognize her worth, measure it to his lowly worth, and be grateful every day that she graces him with her presence.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/20 06:06 PM
4

No. She just never dated men that would approach her. Some were teachers but she was like nah. Others were electricians, nope. Basically anyone that had a steady job was a no go. She wants tattoos, motorcycle, leather wearing bad boy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/20 04:08 AM
26

Nooooo! She's mine. I was busy trying to live up to her standards. I hit the gym to get taller. I borrowed tons of money to take her on trips. And I got a third mortgage to make sure she has plenty of my cash to throw around.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/20 07:11 PM
8

And he didn't change his original behavior that caused her to cheat, or apologize.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/20 01:02 PM
41

Reminds me of a friend who's 42, single, lives at home, no car, no job, but is still absolutely positive the "bad boy with a good heart" will come and sweep her off her feet and wife her up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/20 04:17 AM
105

If she's looking for someone to help take care of her child why even have a child to begin with knowing she will be single. Oh, my bad, the dog counts as family. So you'll have to take care of it too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/20 06:01 AM
41

1) she rejected him and he was smart e Pugh to get out of her life. If he repricocates she might accuse him of MeTooing her. Don't take that chance. 2) I still had a lot of rides on the carrousel so took that until I ran out of tockens. Now that I'm done with fun things I'm going to let him win the jackpot by telling him that he's the big winner who I choose at the end.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/20 11:16 PM
29

Online only. I don't do meetups.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/20 11:11 PM
23

And a six pack because he loves to work out. But I don't. So you better be ready to motivate me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/20 09:30 PM
17

Funny you say that. I'd like to get opinion on some of the gems that are posted here. Like a single 40 year old mom with 4 kids and one on the way who doesn't work. Fds: her value is multiplied by the number of kids she has. She doesn't work because queens don't work. That's what they would probably say.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/20 02:09 PM
2

Make an only fans and expect men to flock to you even though they can see that for free.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/20 04:34 PM
12

This Jesus dude sounds like a real jerk.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/20 04:07 AM
12

I love how she brings the attitude. That's literally all I'm looking for. Someone that might get mad and stab me if I do one thing wrong. Nothing like living in constant fear to keep things fresh and spicy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/20 10:03 PM
6

Legal to sell, illegal to buy. That doesn't make sense. Unless I'm selling dick and the going exchange rate is the same as your hole. For some reason this reminds me of pachinko machines and how gambling is illegal. But, you earn prices in pachinko which you exchange for cash at the next store. Don't know source but saw it in a documentary about pachinko and illegal gambling in japan.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/20 02:56 PM
3

How dare you ask that!!! Patriarchy!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/20 01:19 PM
53

If they want to to this that's their right. But don't turn around and expect a guy to totally ignore this later when thinking about marriage or that this might not affect you. Akin to being with 1000 guys and being the community him, then shocked when a guy sees this as proof of bad life choices and passes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/20 01:03 PM
42

I pray to a higher being there's not a guy that would actually do that. Like come on. I hope there's not.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/20 07:05 AM
18

Dammit. That's it folks. We all might as well go into a cave and seal the entrance. She's taken. Why even go on with life???
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/20 07:03 AM
85

How lucky of us that she has stopped all the craziness and is ready to settle now. That's what we all want, no excitement except paying the likes and endless bills for a queen who has blessed us by choosing us to settle down with.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/04/20 09:07 PM
3

Im no Chad but bedded a few of those "no hookup" chicks. That's code for "yes I hookup after the first lunch meetup."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/20 04:04 AM
2

"I accomplished what I needed." Translation: I maxed out my rides at the carrousel. Now I need someone willing to overlook the hundreds of guys I was with and take care of me like the innocent virgin I am inside.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/20 03:59 AM
47

Well she wound up with him in the end. Like the prize at the end of a long and arduous game. She gets to settle now and out all the wild times behind her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/20 06:35 AM
5

Don't forget the up to half a million in debt from medical school.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/20 02:07 AM
13

Or just a list of what they bring to the table. Examples: I have my own career. Educated but handling my own finances just fine. Never dated around. I like to do the following things: (insert hobbies and talent). Instead of just: I want a ____.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/20 02:02 AM
4

This reminds me of a few characters from a show called "Dr. Quinn medicine woman." In the show the innocent telegraph operator fell head over heels over the local town prostitute. He never asked how high her body count was and would have shamed him if he ever dared bring that checkered past up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/20 02:54 AM
1

That coworkers daughter reminds me of trump saying on Howard stern show how he would date the fuck out of his daughter if he could. And how hot and what a fine ass body she has.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/20 07:29 PM
7

Biden is just a female Clinton. She was as horrible as he is. Maybe trump will go out to a big mega church in Louisiana or Florida beach to celebrate Easter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/20 06:22 PM
9

If you're chad they'll be happy with a half eaten sandwich from a gas station.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/20 06:46 AM
18

I was thinking the same thing. Good head on her shoulders.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/20 06:41 AM
23

I work with a woman who's 5'8. Met her husband. He is 5'5. They've been together since college (25 years ago). Super happy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/20 11:37 PM
4

It's implied. Read between the lines.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/20 03:37 PM
21

You're not worthy enough to even read her bio.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/20 02:28 PM
6

She only matches if you meet the following qualifications: 6'7 and above Make 6 figure salary Have tons of time to go on trips (no workaholic) Must own own home and vacation home by the beach Must not have own children She knows her worth. And knows that wirth will skyrocket once Tyrone jr is born
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/20 02:27 PM
5

Oh so she doesn't do meth. Is the bar just that low now? What's the next person going to say? "I stopped eating paint chips." Wife me up!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/20 06:34 AM
3

4 kids? Damn her value must be through the roof. Not sure if we are even worthy to even look at her profile.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/20 06:31 AM
2

Maybe I'm missing something. Seems the same for say, La Liga in Spain, where powerhouse teams like Barcelona and Real Madrid usually stay in the first division, but teams that don't make it get botted to the second division. But, second division teams get the chance to move up to first division if they win enough. This seems like a good incentive to not suck. I live in CA and know that the rams sucked for the longest. Why not just boot them and give another team a chance to compete in the big le…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 08:33 PM
4

So what happens when a team just sucks all the time?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 07:05 PM
5

Why doesn't the NFL have ranks for their teams? Where if you suck some other team gets that spot and you the sucky team moves to a second or third tier? I don't watch football and am more of a soccer fan.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 06:56 PM
199

Her: you having kids shows you made some bad choices in your life. But me having kids means my value has increased. How does one even do these mental gymnastics?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 12:06 AM
4

That's a tinder profile? What the hell? Pretty sure women will just put their grocery lists in the coming days/weeks. Is it just me or is she saying this is not her first?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/20 11:23 PM
17

Uhm...I wonder why she's not asking Tyrone to be the dad...I wonder...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/20 12:02 AM
145

If they were smart they would have saved tons of money for an emergency like this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/20 05:35 PM
18

Well when you put it that way she's practically a virgin!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/20 07:09 AM
5

1000 dollars that work friend will have to work and woo her to no ends to go beyond kissing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/20 03:03 AM
1

It's like she can't realize that maybe she should be a role model to her own kid about what kind of man is right and wrong.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/20 02:59 AM
37

It's like she almost makes it there: 4 kids, three different dads, but doesn't quite get why that's wrong and makes her friend horrible at life decisions. She's like: "yes, my friend has 4 kids, 3 of different dads, never been married to any of them...what's your point?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/20 02:57 AM
1

Dude who wouldn't want to have three perfect angels in their life. It's literally the best most awesome cutest girls on the planet. You would be so lucky!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/20 02:24 PM
74

It's like saying, "I've always been a virgin and can't believe I let guy number 275 do this to me."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/20 06:38 AM
23

Yeah. Don't blame god. I'm not a believer but don't blame that guy. He didn't make you choose a damn child molester to hook up with.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/20 10:48 PM
91

Start off as friends: Translation: let me see how much you're willing to put up with and how often you're willing to put out financially as I dangle the possibility that something might in the future possible occur, maybe. If all goes well you can take care of all 4 of us. Lucky us!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/20 10:47 PM
12

That used a lot of words to say nothing. Doesn't even mention the mistakes she made to get there. Just glosses over them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/20 02:06 PM
17

Damn. All that and only 23. That means you can wife her and spend the next 70 years with this winner. Unless the crackhead ex stabs you, of course.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/20 07:04 AM
8

Yeah. Not going to click on the link.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/20 10:27 PM
17

So she finally got a chad to settle down with her. Wonder how that turned out... Oh! Not so well. Shockiiiinnngggggg...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/20 03:17 AM
22

That and notice her lack of any muscle definition. As the months go by you'll notice flag become more pronounced. Something also tells me she'll want to be a housewife, so the Gumby like process will show how round she can get.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/20 03:35 PM
46

She can't be a good wife. Tyrone/chad already had her tattoo his name on her neck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/20 02:54 PM
14

Reminds me of a 42 year old I'm friends with. She wants a bad boy with a good heart. I told her a bad boy by definition is not the kind of man that will settle down for her. That person doesn't exist, but she's still convinced she can get him to settle down.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/20 06:39 AM
75

That kind of attitude is exactly why chad reigns supreme.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/20 05:43 AM
18

Is he underestimating her value? Why is he not calling her a queen?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/20 05:42 AM
7

Literally: I hate guys that date other women. That guy is my #19 in rotation. I have to make sure I have a back up in case the first 18 don't work out. I love having multiple guys but hate guys that literally do the same thing I do. That makes them scum. But I'm not scum. I'm just keeping my options open. How dare they do what I do.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/03/20 07:09 PM
4

Plus those spring break trips and just regular outings aren't free. I remember being in undergrad carrying a wad of cash to pay for my next quarter. The person in front of me in the line asked for more money in loans. Within the course of 2 minutes she got an extra 10k in her account. It was just that easy. Do that a few times a year and you have 300k.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/03/20 02:37 PM
4

Insert obligatory picture highlighting tits. Just enough to tempt someone with the possibility of being in the same room with them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/20 04:20 AM
5

But whoever ends up with her in the end is the real winner! Isn't that how things work?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/20 06:23 AM
2

And a devout (insert any faith here)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/20 06:16 AM
10

After it's read out loud she realizes she forgot some gems like: My kids are my world My kids come first Swipe left if you...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/20 01:54 PM
32

What value is she adding? Is everyone here blind but me? She's adding 6. Read it, 6 kids to help lighten the load on that heavy wallet. Also, looking at too many digits on that bank account is just confusing. She's willing to use her whole package deal to keep you in single digits, so it's easier for you to manage your money.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/20 03:19 AM
34

So just so I get this straight. I need to have a good career, no vices, a great salary, and probably fit. But she...brings the kids...plural. And gets to stay home and watch netlflix all day. Totally seems like a fair trade.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/20 07:04 AM
93

Oh yes I've always wanted chad and tyrones sloppy seconds. Nothing beats being second in a relationship and being someone's absolute last resort.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/20 07:01 AM
52

Seeing as how pious she seems, that birth had to have been heavenly ordained. A woman of her chaste and purity would never let a man soil her unblemished purity. Truly a second coming of Christ.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/20 01:48 AM
51

Tell me something I've never heard before: "I've always wanted the full package. Which would include a kid that isn't mine. I'm so glad I found you. Wow. You have a kid at such a young age! That's very responsible of you. You sure have your priorities straight. You're one in 7 billion. How did I luck out finding you?!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/20 03:41 PM
10

You mean: "tee hee"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/20 12:09 AM
3

Single moms are fun too. Desperation breeds a willingness to push boundaries to an incredible extent. I wouldn't date or marry them but they are still fun.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/20 02:47 PM
34

More like "let's just do it in a car, alley, or anywhere you want oh mr. chad."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/20 02:20 PM
2

My new role. Manager of infantile data systems. But I wouldn't want to be with someone that scoffs at a decent wage. More so when as a previous person said, they make themselves look rich with mountains of debt. Because after, they're asking for that bailout.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/20 12:46 AM
31

She's not ugly. I have a thing for read heads. But something tells me she won't choose me since I'm not 6'11, make 6 figures (just make a paltry 85k), I'm not a millionaire (just a teacher), or speak 12 languages (just speak 3).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/20 02:45 PM
8

Surgery is not going to magically lower the counter from carrousel rides. It's like, I can't dye my hair and magically be a teenager.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/20 02:32 PM
50

She now brings the whole package. Whoever lands her is not only the lucky one she chooses at the end. But also lucky enough to raise kids that aren't his own. That's what she brings to a relationship.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/20 02:20 PM
19

Over the games basically means she's not getting the same attention chad used to give her. Clearly a keeper for a poor lad who'll have to date her for years just for the promise of what she threw at chad for his attention.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/20 02:18 PM
1

Where's the rest of the video? Source? That game me such a loud chuckle my neighbors heard.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/20 02:37 AM
25

Funny how many are born again and virgin again after being left by chad. Sucks to the guy that dates them because he's not going to get any unless he buys a ring. And if chad comes calling it won't be cheating since it was just some side fun to remember the good old times, so she's just as chaste as ever.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/20 02:33 AM
7

New Testament. The apostle Thotious.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/20 04:42 PM
51

The only book she's read is: "How to Land Chad."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/02/20 08:30 PM
8

We've all done that. One I've had had the pleasure of having me in her mouth for a whole hour plus. She had a few tongue rings so it was fun.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/02/20 02:42 AM
17

Months later on OLD: "I'm not here for hook ups. If you are swipe left."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/20 06:39 AM
25

Looking for someone to man up. Prove me wrong that there aren't any good men out there. My kids aren't baggage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/20 06:38 AM
3

That makes her the total package. Have you learned nothing? The package is like a lottery that keeps growing and growing with age and with the number of kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/20 07:26 AM
6

Same here. Had a fwb that was a lawyer. Total submissive and literally never said "no."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/20 07:22 AM
1

After finding that someone she'll be having kids when she's basically 50 and paying tens of thousands for in vitro. Add to that the birth defects. Not to mention trying to wrangle a toddler at 50+. She should just get a cat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/20 02:33 PM
17

Well you ain't a hoe as long as you said no hook ups. That first, third, or 78th hook up was just an exception.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/20 09:20 PM
44

She probably looks like shrek but not as hot.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/20 09:03 PM
51

Those with "no hook ups" are the most most likely to hook up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/20 08:59 PM
4

So who's the lucky dude that gets her in the end. My favorite line was saying how although before she's give it up if you looked her way, some sorry man will now have to wait months, nay years, for the probability that something might happen in the future. Everyone got it no problem. But now that shes turned a new leaf you'll get blocked. Unless you're chad. Then it won't count as a blemish on her new born virginity.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/20 07:42 AM
2

She offers the full package and the potential probability of some adult stuff...maybe...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/20 07:32 AM
5

What's up with the are you ambitious question on that OLD site? Like at least lie and say you are very ambitious....in wanting to trap a beta.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/20 07:27 AM
3

You lucky bastard. You got yourself a virgin!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/20 12:49 AM
3

If you don't have fave tattoos do you at least have face piercings? Like rings around your lips, or a giant nose ring?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/20 07:35 AM
8

Correction: looking for someone to man up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/20 07:33 AM
8

And she's single. Therefore she's still available for one of you to wife her up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/20 05:33 PM
14

Her: I don't have any money or a career, but you better make a six figure salary. She doesn't like guys that look at women's cleavage or bodies online. But, she does that. So does that mean that if you like her stuff, you're automatically not good enough because you liked her stuff of her flaunting her body.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/20 03:15 PM
26

Her: I want a man badly Also her: I don't message men back because they scared the shit out of me Her:I want a man Man: hi, how are you? Her: (ignore) She's in her mid 30's and still building a career? Figured that by this point you either have all your ducks in order or almost in order, not trying to build followers. She seems like the kind that'll wear a sling g-string bikini in public, then harass you for looking. If she's looking to have kids in her 40's, those kids are Probbaly going to hav…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/20 02:48 PM
118

Plot twist: she has over 300k in debt, and growing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/20 03:20 PM
6

They bring a kid and their queen selves to the table.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/20 04:46 AM
3

Correction. I am a Queen!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/20 04:45 AM
4

Forest is the real winner since he got her in the end.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/20 02:44 PM
7

Idk. I just laughed when she suggested that. My money would be better spent burning it in a pit than flying her and her kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/20 02:53 PM
5

Meaning you're not too late to snatch up that queen! Lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/20 02:52 PM
49

I matched with someone like that for kicks. I'm a pretty clean highly educated professional. While I would try to make conversation about her interests, likes, goals, etc, she would always respond with yeah, okay, a lot, and very. I felt like I was losing brain cells just trying to talk to her. She did however ask me to fly her and her kid to Disneyland for the weekend. Of course I would pay for the flight, hotel, meals, tickets, and souvenirs because in her mind her time and company was worth i…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/20 07:14 AM
11

Idk associates in of itself isn't really a huge deal. Most places that pay well require at a bare minimum a bachelors or higher.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/20 01:49 AM
13

Estimated time for friendship: 80 years Until you are done helping out her kids through college On and off depending on chads whim
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/20 01:59 AM
53

Wise words. If she wants you she will do you if you buy her a bag of chips; or even if you don't. She doesn't "do" casual or one night stands if she doesn't find you attractive and will just string you along with the thought that it might happen, on the next date, or the one after that...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/20 11:31 PM
89

Her: I hate that you make so little money. Go and get a better career to make me happy. Also her: I hate that you have a good career, now you don't have time for me. You should be more like you used to be. Again her: I hate that he puts his new girlfriend before me. Does the know that even though I dumped him I'm keeping him as a safety in case things don't work out. He should put me first above his new girlfriend and wife, always.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/20 03:22 PM
3

Never too late to go back for her. Lol! Maybe if you promise to support both of them it will make the dating easier.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/20 10:54 PM
9

Plus she brings two other kids from jaque. That's the whole package right there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/01/20 05:04 AM
12

How about the guy that inseminated her becomes a father figure? Does that thought ever come up? Because it seems simple enough, right? Clubbing after 2 kids? Someone is trying to hold on to the carrousel....I see her as being 80 and saying she still likes clubbing...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/20 03:44 PM
22

Note to self: treat women like crap during dates.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/20 02:15 PM
1

Hoe logic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/20 07:10 AM
25

I'm sure she's also religious and doesn't sleep around. So don't even think you can have a one night stand with this chaste nun.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/01/20 05:35 AM
3

They think church is a magic do over button. Like hitting reset on their lives. Magically men will think they are virgins again.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/20 01:22 AM
8

Of a seedy crack house.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/01/20 06:29 AM
2

"Looked for love in all the wrong places." She wasn't looking for love. She wanted to be treated as a flesh hoover by chad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/20 12:08 AM
14

So I'm not a big fan of trump by any stretch of the imagination. But, in her situation she should take anyone willing to bankroll her. I know that here we try to mostly stay away from politics since the purpose is to show the absurdity of some women. With that said, if an 86 year old Hare Krishna hit her up she should take it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/20 02:04 AM
30

Perfect. I always wanted someone who is dull, boring, nagging, and will say "I don't do that anymore."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/01/20 02:39 PM
17

Funny you mention that. I hooked up with someone who would clean my knob and take it up the ass in my office. Prior to me she was some dudes fucktoy. Literally. He would humiliate her and have her wsit for him at the door naked, ass up, and face down. She told me he would just shove it up her ass, fill her up, then peace out. Then repeat. Now...she is totally religious and is going to make the guy she is seeing wait until they are intimate. I told her why make him wsit when she would give it up …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/01/20 04:39 AM
41

Unique indeed! I haven't read of any gal here declaring that she and everyone else around her should revolve around her children. Wow. Hopefully I'm not too late to snatch this one up!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/12/19 06:35 AM
36

Do their names rhyme with Thad and Pyrone?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/12/19 06:34 AM
134

While promptly showing her tits. But at the same time being mad that people see her tits.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/19 05:01 PM
452

Thankfully these type of pictures signal that 1) at the very least you'll get a titty fuck 2) if taken to at least Burger King they will put out for more.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/19 04:44 PM
83

That comment reminds me of a girl that I very very briefly dated a few years back. To prove that I was serious in my intentions with her, she wanted me to co-sign a home loan.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/19 03:24 AM
8

There's an app called whisper that I've met pregnant women from. Usually it's: Hello Let's get ______\ (to get out of the house) Sucking noises ensue after It's those crazy hormones.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/12/19 03:22 PM
2

Sucking and fucking the friend don't count because they're just friends. That cum she ate, that's just him helping her out with a snack? Him pounding her is just him scratching that itch. But don't worry. You get to pay for her and her friend and wait in the table while she sucks him off in a dirty bathroom or alley. Have your wallet ready to pay pay pay.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/19 10:24 PM
3

How dare everyone question her. So what if you're white and your kids comes out black? So what if you're black and your kid comes out asian? So what if you're Latino and your kid comes out white? Shame...shame...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/19 09:39 PM
7

Yes, anything can happen. She could be brushing her teeth and then there's a dick inside of her. She could be shopping for shoes: dick inside. Ordering at Starbucks: dick inside. It's an epidemic!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/19 09:38 PM
4

Good lord. What is up with all the CAPS LOCK. Is she in middle school? Also, you better have a job -because she doesn't. You better have a car- because she doesn't. You better have your life together -because she doesn't. And, you better be able to pay for my queen-because she can't provide for her own spawn.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/19 03:56 PM
14

A few weeks ago I matched with a single mom just for kicks. She didnt have time to hang out. Didn't send pics. Could only message a few times a day. Never had time to meet up because of work, kids, or her me time. But, she was wondering why finding love was difficult. I'm sure if I was more chad-like she would find the time. No doubt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/19 11:14 PM
51

Her standards: be extremely fit with an 8 pack, make a 6 figure salary as the bare minimum, own at least two yachts, have your own home by the beach or at least a cabin in the mountains as your second home, have a 10 inch cock, have a PhD, be between the ages of 25 and 27, speak 5 languages fluently, own a Tesla/bmw/Mercedes. But the most important is be willing to work with my schedule. I have my kid so I can squeeze you in between 3 am and 3:30 am every three weeks. No weekends, no daytime, an…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/19 08:04 PM
8

Likes her independence. She seems like the kind that will leave her kids inside her car while she goes to get her nails done. If you can't control her... So she's looking for a thug in her life. A real winner here that just keeps making the best life chooses. Sadly I don't who who or what fleetwood Mack is. I know what a fleet made of wood is, though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/19 05:21 AM
12

"Live life to the fullest for my kids" Meaning you pay for the sitter while she does off in search of chad while displaying her tits at a club. She still wants to ride the CC so you take care of the kids. All that's missing is "I don't do hook ups."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/19 02:50 PM
65

"I'll do anything for him" Except keep the original dad around. Except stop hoeing around.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/19 03:16 PM
18

I know plenty of latinas that prefer the "cholo" gangster types while completely ignoring the guys that treat them nice.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/19 02:13 PM
5

Why include high school graduation pictures? To show what you're never getting because chad already got her in her prime?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/19 06:50 PM
83

Degree, good credit, no debt. But has no common sense in choosing who fills her up. I'm sure she noticed they might not make good father material, but to hell with that, you can't deny chad anything.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/19 03:37 PM
66

Translation: so what if I rode hundreds of guys and swallowed buckets of cum. It not only has nothing to do with you, but you're going to have to work extra hard for something I gave away like peppermint candy on Halloween.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/19 08:01 AM
13

A small fee that includes providing room and board for her and her demon spawn, plus their college tuition. Not to mention vacations. You better make enough so that she can keep seeing Chad while you slave away at work. But then at work you can fantasize about her tits.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/19 02:20 PM
2

I have my shit together. Teaching job that has amazing benefits, close to 83k, zero student debt, masters, home in Costa Mesa, but the last thing I'm looking for is a woman that doesn't have her shit together and has 5 pieces of baggage with her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/12/19 11:56 PM
2

No skinny white trailer trash white girls?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/12/19 02:51 PM
2

Wayyy too late. If she has a kid it will almost certainly have some sort of disability. The chances are just higher.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/12/19 02:49 PM
5

When you turn 33 I know a great lady just for you. She has 5 kids and a high school education. You might have to wait for sex though because she doesn't put out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/19 07:04 AM
3

5 kids with a high school degree. Yeah...her time is way more valuable than mine.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/19 06:59 AM
68

Exactly. By 40 she means 400. And of course blow jobs don't count so it's closer to 600.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/19 03:24 AM
13

Guess she didn't watch the preview where chad and Tyrone were horrible fathers. Guess she was too busy on her knees to see that. And now...shock! Shock that chad won't make a good dad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/19 01:42 AM
5

Wow 19 and already loose. It's like she didn't think this twice, or three times.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/19 02:20 PM
9

Yeah...her best years are long gone. The benefits for this position better be good: meaning pump and dump in any hole.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/12/19 06:06 PM
54

I bet she wasnt complaining about the thug when he was giving it to her raw.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/12/19 04:02 AM
75

You know it's bad when she hides everything under the tits. Probably shaped like a patron bottle.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/19 06:27 PM
139

You mean take care of someone else's kids? Yes! I've always wanted to throw away my money and have it benefit someone else but me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/19 01:01 AM
1

She loves Jesus. Probbaly the dude who got her pregnant. Before that it was a big fat dude named buddah. Next it'll be a guy named mahommad. Then Krishna. After that Confucius.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/12/19 09:32 PM
2

My question to her: why on gods green earth do you have 8 kids? Are you aware that they don't give out medals for having the most kids?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/12/19 09:30 PM
39

While she makes you wait months if not years.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/12/19 09:26 PM
2

Can't she just be "born again" and magically be new again?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/19 08:00 AM
4

I'm sure we can find a gem here with 5 or 6 kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/19 04:47 AM
63

"I took half my class virginity...but I blame them" Yeah...if I gained 500 pounds it's not my fault. Sure I ate nothing but lard everyday but I blame others for that, not myself. Makes complete sense. Nothing wrong with that argument. And then I wonder why no one wants me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/19 02:43 PM
14

If guys don't want that at 38...no one anyone wants a kid with her at 45 or 50. Unless there's someone out there hoping to be a dad at 55? Take your kids to school at 60. Retire when they hit middle school.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/19 05:17 PM
8

Guaranteed she's the type that will suck you off minutes after meeting. Then hits you with child support and belittles you off not manning up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/19 05:15 PM
300

Yeah. I wasn't the one that got pumped and dumped by chad. Then left with a parting gift.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/19 05:13 PM
2

So I've had guy friends ask the women they date, "we didn't quite hit it off, but before we go our own way, how about a bj?" Seems to work half the time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/19 02:53 PM
7

You are rewarded with her queenly presence. You can breathe the same air she breathes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/19 06:53 PM
7

Whoever lands her will of course be the winner. Because after 10,000 cocks she will finally chose that one lucky guy in the end. At that point everyone prior shouldn't matter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/19 11:24 PM
30

I think she wants a submissive man that won't submit; or a non submissive man willing to submit during submission. Or some clearly logical thing like that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/19 11:21 PM
11

Duly noted. Will make sure to do that for future posts.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/19 04:54 AM
9

Paying her phone bill? Uhm, seems like she wants a sugar daddy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/19 02:26 PM
3

Well I am a teacher. So it is for that profession.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/19 06:54 AM
1

Only 5.4 make over 100k a year? Wow. I'm almost in that tiny small minority. But once I get there I clearly-as you stated-want a stretched out thot from tinder.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/19 04:55 AM
1

Yup, every guys dream to marry the ho, thot, and carrousel rider that used to take loads like it was going out of style. Because it is, the thugs aren't going to call back once she hits the wall or gets pregnant.
/r/MGTOW25/11/19 05:36 PM
1

It means until you get pregnant and the thugs suddenly don't call back. That's when she will be ready.
/r/MGTOW25/11/19 05:34 PM
20

If you were a pregnant queen with STD's maybe. Otherwise go work and be responsible for your own life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/19 05:40 AM
39

As a millionaire myself, I am eternally grateful you all posted about this diamond. Her hardline take no prisoners attitude is perfect. The fact that she comes with a future child, and an STD is like hitting the lottery.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/19 11:51 PM
5

Lol. The women posted here are begging and extremely choosing. Let's not forget about queens with 5 kids who want a rich, tall, handsome, and responsible man.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/19 11:48 PM
27

So this means I'm getting in line to snag this gem. Let's see...I'm lucky number 4000.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/19 09:09 PM
17

But youre the lucky one because in the end they choose you over chad!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/19 03:06 PM
36

On the plus side, the smack to the nutsack might make him sterile so she can't force him to have another kid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/19 04:06 PM
4

Or she'll be asking you for fortnight money.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/19 07:44 AM
4

Women will sleep with you within hours if you give them the tingles. My fastest from meeting to fucking has been 40 minutes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/19 09:06 PM
32

Well, they were whores before. But since they don't do certain things anymore that makes them virgins again. Simple.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/19 03:34 PM
23

Someone I had a crush on and was rejected by in college said to me: "you're too funny. Always laughing; you need to be more serious about life." Years later she kept saying: "I need someone who can make me laugh and is cheerful."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/19 02:45 PM
10

When you find a responsible one. She wants to marry you so you can take care of chads kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/19 02:43 PM
54

For a minute I thought I wrote that comment. "I don't send nudes anymore because my ex..." "I'm trying to be a good girl now so...." "I don't do ____anymore since..."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/19 02:41 PM
14

Let me get this straight. "Because of her past history you must remain patient." So she hoed around enough times to get a plaque on the carrousel. But I have keep at it until I finally break through...even though she gave it away not too long ago like a jehovas witness give out literature? So I should try and try and try for the possibility of what might happen. All the while she gets the tingles and gets the 1000th ride when chad comes around. Sure. Sounds like a perfect use of my time and reso…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/19 04:57 AM
27

Don't you know that her value doesn't decrease? In fact, now with the kid or kids she's the full package!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/19 03:29 PM
51

Oddly doesn't say what she brings to the table. I'm also thinking she had a typo when she wrote she ran a marathon. She meant to say she's had a marathon of chads.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/19 02:23 PM
16

Her education section was cut off. I think it said: "high school attended."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/19 07:17 AM
28

Just the fact that she doesn't know the difference between your and you're is enough for me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/19 06:53 AM
41

Yeah, no need for sarcasm. Plus we all know they never lose their value. No matter how many times they've gotten elite platinum status on the carrousel. If anything, that means you're lucky because in the end they will end up with you. You're the winner in the end.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/19 05:25 AM
10

Looking like that she would have to pay ME to look at her nodes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/19 03:26 PM
10

So I can either give up crack or pair up with this full package queen. Hard choice to make.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/19 07:21 AM
3

Profession : Ha Must be a clown because you'd have to be joking to even ask about meeting up with anyone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/19 05:01 AM
1

"I know my worth." I'm willing to take her to McDonald's and have her order off the dollar menu. On a good day. Straight up pump and dump.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/19 06:34 AM
16

So she's taking some crap online course to be a mall security guard. Great use of your money. Pay 100k. What else were you thinking of doing with your money? Enjoy it?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/19 06:28 AM
4

If her value was already low to begin with surely having a kid in tow will make it skyrocket through the roof. Who wants to date someone that's single and childless when you can have the joy of having your bank account drained by taking care of tyrones IVF.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/19 12:15 AM
2

No time wasters! Damn I better hurry up and text her before she gets snatched up by the horde of men dying to be in her life. So if I'm late I'll be guy number 500 waiting to be blessed with this queen?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/19 09:14 PM
12

Ok, who here made this fake profile? Best gem is: "I will only have sex with the person I love." chad didn't count because he gets a pass from the counter. Otherwise no sex for you until after you have paid for the grandkids educations. If you're lucky you might get your dick touched at 90. Provided you make it that far.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/19 03:21 AM
17

What I expect from you: 1) don't have kids
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/19 10:10 PM
10

Perfect! What were you going to do? Spend it on yourself or your own future kids? You bastard! How could you be so heartless! Don't you know Chad's kids need you to take care of them!
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre09/11/19 03:22 PM
43

Truer words have never been said. The ones I have hooked up with the most are like this. "Tongue ring"= sucking me off in my car an hour after meeting. "No hookups"=taking it up the ass because why not after our first date.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/19 03:19 PM
11

Luckily they will still be in demand after they hit the wall and turn 30 plus. Then you'll thr the lucky one that she will settle for.
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre09/11/19 03:15 PM
64

The name should be Chad Carrouse-Elle.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/19 03:07 PM
20

If you read other threads you would know that her value never decreases. It only increases. If she's been chads, tyrones, Manuels, or Keith's flesh Hoover it doesn't matter. Now with three kids it's just more for a man to love. Like winning the lottery. Three times. But in reverses for all the money you would be paying out. But, it's for the best kids in the world.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/19 03:06 PM
4

I think there's a standard template on google docs. The just add their picture.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/19 03:03 PM
15

Fat girl 2: why aren't the GQ millionaire models looking my way?? What's wrong with them?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/19 06:58 AM
53

Is chad thinderspew related to chad thundercock? Lol? Also by two I think she meant to say two dozen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/19 06:36 AM
3

Not to mention cropping everything from the head to the toes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/19 01:53 PM
121

I her defense she is right. What kind of pig would choose a tight bodied and tight pussy over a flabby and loose older woman? By loose I don't mean Grand Canyon loose, I mean throwing a hot dog down a hallway loose. I dated women like her before. So loose that we had to just do anal, since even that was barely tight enough to keep me entertained.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/19 03:23 PM
10

It just means she met chad at church. Now she's trying to regain her chastity by going to church. Of course, this means that the poor simp that dates her won't get any because she is probbaly too holy for gross things like sex. But, getting used as a flesh Hoover by chad doesn't count since that was before church.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/19 03:17 PM
1

She said multiple guys, so it's sloppy ninths for that guy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/19 03:29 AM
7

Her: "they don't count because I didn't love you. Plus I can't give you ass because I find that demeaning [from guys that don't turn me on].
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/19 01:50 AM
12

Because Tyrone doesn't count. He's just there as stress relief. She really loves the other guy though. And that counts more than getting treated like a flesh Hoover.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/19 11:51 PM
87

Sadly that guy will enjoy none of it. She'll say she finds bjs disgusting and anal nasty. He'll get missionary for a few mins if he's lucky.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/19 01:50 PM
13

Thr 48 year old thinks someone who is 50 is too old... Then turns around and wonders why a man who might want to have kids thinks SHES too old to date. Apparently women's value never goes down, always up and up. That by the time they hit 70 they'll wonder why no billionaire, brad pit looking guys aren't trying to date them. I would steer clear. Option 1) saggy, loose, and attitude problem 48 year old Option 2) young, tight, energetic mid 20's. Hard choise to make.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/11/19 02:40 PM
2

Except don't you know that her value never diminishes? In fact, she becomes more of a goddess! The whole package plus a bunch of extra packages. We should all be so lucky.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/19 08:39 PM
107

I have a smart mouth. If she did and had swallowed she would not be single and pregnant. She brings more mouths for you to feed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/19 02:30 PM
2

Or, date a guy but don't give him sex for months. But, if you have an itch feel free to have 10 chads and tynones to fill you up. But don't tell the nice guy that you're freely giving it up like junk mail to everyone but him. That way you can be sure he loves you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/19 03:23 AM
45

No hookups is code for: if you take her to Denny's or even Burger King you'll be sure to at least get a blow job.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/19 09:50 PM
2

I find fake book offensive. Au natural, baby. That's how I like them. Sweet low, sweet chariots. -Creed Bratton
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/19 01:40 PM
16

Funny thing. I matched with someone who was also just looking for friends. Asked her out just for the hell of it and she said no. Apparently she was already in a relationship. Two weeks later she hits me up to see if I would take her out. She was dumped. But she first wanted to be friends, for years and wait until something happened. I laughed. And ignored.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/19 01:47 PM
18

In her defense she does have big tits. That's what she brings to the table. Although it may be cheaper to just go to a strip club.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/19 01:45 PM
21

Or if she likes to have fun.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/19 03:35 AM
14

So by her logic, if it doesn't count she's practically a virgin!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/19 01:22 PM
19

"Born again virgins." You can't hit reset and undo the damage done by chad or Tyrone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/19 05:16 AM
7

Yeah. But don't you know women's value increases over the years? In fact, the more kids she has from chad and Tyrone, the more of a complete package she becomes? Yes there's inflation, but wouldn't you like a woman with 5 kids ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/19 04:46 AM
49

The amazing part is that apparently many of you were able to read that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/19 02:14 AM
8

Three comments: 1) if she only wants a quality man , how did she end up alone with kids? 2) I'm a quality man. But, why would I want to use my resources and time to raise Chad's kids? Whats in it there for us? And don't say it's you get to help raise earth angels sent from heaven. 3) That crazy laugh at the end. That's the laugh of desperation knowing she needs to settle for being used for pumping and dumping.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/19 01:40 PM
17

It's like some expect to get a ring as a consolation prize for riding the carrousel. Do they realize it doesn't work that way? They found a few beats that would do that for them but they turn them down. All for the pity party.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/19 11:27 AM
12

Isn't that the truth. Recently hooked up with a mom on there. She said she's not into hookups. We met then a few hours later she was taking it in the arse. Another mom also said she's done with that. Met at yogurt land. 30 minutes later she was giving roadhead. If that's the ones that aren't into hookups, I can only imagine the ones that are there exclusively to hook up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/19 02:30 AM
3

Either way all that matters is that m'lady queen up there finds me worthy of her time and attention.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/19 07:22 PM
1

It's bigger than the outback but smaller than the crossttek. One fits 8. Which is way more space than I need. The other felt like a Prius. Snug but not enough space.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/19 05:08 PM
5

2019 Forster. I'm outdoorsy. BMW's and Mercedes do terrible in the outdoors and mud. Plus I'm not a truck bro.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/19 03:37 PM
9

What have we done! She has closed her magical pixie world! Now we'll have to settle for younger women. Which we all know, don't hold a candle to that 43 year old goddess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/19 02:16 PM
29

Her: fat, dumb, high school education, has a kid, doesn't drive, lives at home (probably), Christian (so you know she won't put out anymore for anyone but chad). Me: fit, masters degree, no kids, homeowner, new Subaru, excellent career, three retirement accounts. Yeah. Seems like we bring the same to the table. How do I get in contact with her?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/19 02:03 PM
8

"Single for good this time." Until chad hits her up a few more times. Keeps treating her like trash, and then, she'll start with this comment: "I can't believe it's happened 25 times." Of course, her value must in no way be questioned. No matter how many times she's used up, pumped and dumped, and discarded as fifth hand goods, she absolutely retains her value. Nay, actually increases in value. Shame on us for not seeing that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/19 01:56 PM
1

"I'm single for good this time" Until chad gives her the tingles again. Then she'll make a profile that says: "Not sure how it happened the 17th time, but he did it to me again."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/19 05:41 AM
8

The plus side is that she can't get pregnant by you. Just pump and dump, and give her a fake number.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/19 12:10 AM
18

She actually saw her first while we dated. I said peace out. I just wouldn't and couldn't stay with someone like that. Get scraps from time to time? Nope.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/19 02:53 PM
23

Isn't that the truth. Years ago I dated someone who couldn't get over her "first." We broke off because he was now ready for her. He treated her like trash but she kept saying he was her first. Years later she married a beta but I'm sure she kept going back to him because she just couldn't forget.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/19 01:54 PM
50

No shame. We've all done it. I've landed one or two beached whales in my day.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/19 03:14 AM
117

Sadly tons of guys would get at the green monster.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/19 02:53 AM
18

Can we start a GoFundMe page for her? It's so sad that she lost the one guy she had absolutely no interest in. Now that she's lost the orbiter, who will shower her with attention? Who will tell her she will always be worth it, regardless of how old she gets or how many kids she has, or regardless how many times she rides the carrousel? My heart weeps for her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/19 01:44 PM
3

Nut Tit Ass?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/19 12:03 PM
2

I was just blocked too. I didn't even know that subreddit existed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/10/19 01:41 PM
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