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Bro a little competition isn't something to get butt hurt over come on man. She went out to get attention and she of course got it. You should have teased her for "handing out her number to so many guys she lost track" or something but in an angry way. Don't catch feelings for a girl until after she's already told you she loves you, then maybe lol
/r/TheRedPill28/02/22 04:04 PM
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Jesus man that's a hell of a life story. I hate that it happened to you but hopefully your past naivety can save another man from the same fate. Hope everything works out for you from here on out.
/r/TheRedPill21/01/22 05:34 PM
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I like how she broke up with you multiple times but you've somehow convinced yourself that you did the breaking up. Shes playing you like a fiddle and even worse you think you're in control. You have oneitis and a weak frame and I'm hoping you listen to the guys on here before you waste another second of your life. Next the hoe or you'll be kissing the cum off her from the guy shes posted kissing on instagram. Find a new chick this one ain't it boyo
/r/askTRP04/06/21 05:42 PM
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Tell her you're getting a paternity test 1st and foremost, her reaction will let you know how sure she is that it's your kid lol
/r/askTRP26/05/21 10:44 AM
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For girls it's the same appeal as a guy wanting to bang 2 chicks only even more slutty. For guys the appeal is they get to participate in some chick's fantasy and mark it off the bucket list. Do NOT do it with a potential LTR or the other guys LTR unless he has already done it before and was ok with it. Its within the realm of possibility the other guy is packing a fucking hammer and now you have to pretend it's not bothering you while you see him swinging that monster in your peripherals lol ca…
/r/askTRP25/05/21 08:12 PM
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Always escalate until getting told no. If you think it's just asd then try again 10 min later. If no again then put on a movie you actually want to watch cause it probably ain't happening that night. Your chances diminish after she leaves your place horny and comes to mine though lol
/r/askTRP25/05/21 01:02 PM
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You may not get caught but between your guilt and lack of control I imagine you'll start to project your insecurities on her. You'll probably start to believe SHE is actually cheating too. I doubt this will work long term since your frame will be shit but hey most relationships don't work anyways. In all seriousness I doubt you were ready for a relationship but your ltr is a pretty cool person so up to you how to proceed. Try roleplaying idk lol
/r/askTRP25/05/21 10:49 AM
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Most women understand it's just from alcohol or if they're insecure they'll think it was them. The only way you can fuck it up is by being super embarrassed or apologetic. It happens so don't sweat it. I've actually had such bad performance anxiety before and been so autistic that I left the room to get hard then came back and fucked her lmao, ended up turning her into a plate for a few months. Just hit her up again and never mention your dick coming up short.
/r/askTRP25/05/21 10:36 AM
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Yeah I think I was just cocky and figured I could make this hoe swoon so hard she wouldn't even think about other cocks which I think I've done good at so far but I'm starting to doubt I'll be able to indefinitely. Especially in the situation where I'm in her city with no job.
/r/askTRP13/05/21 04:37 PM
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Yeah my previous relationship was with a very conservative girl but that ended up being a point on contention when she thought us having premarital sex was a sin lol oh well I'm just here for the fun
/r/askTRP13/05/21 04:21 PM
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Im embarrassed hahah she cheated on him which is why they got a divorce. Whenever I type it out it really starts to sink in how retarded I can be. Man I can't thank you enough for baby walking me out of my stupor.
/r/askTRP13/05/21 02:44 PM
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Yeah my dumbass was even talking about having kids with her since she gets her IUD taken out next year. Shes already been married before too. She was fun though that's for sure lol
/r/askTRP13/05/21 02:29 PM
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Yeah if I'm being honest with myself this girl has thrown more than a couple red flags that give me a reason to hesitate. I wish I were a smarter man and wouldn't have got my feelings all caught up in the matter to begin with
/r/askTRP13/05/21 02:02 PM
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Do you ever wish you would have tried it anyways even if it hadn't worked?
/r/askTRP13/05/21 12:29 PM
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Thanks for the advice. She had plans to move back already before we met and has actually already extended her time here just to see me. I will say even though she is close to 30 she doesnt look it at all. She's of a mixed ethnicity and honestly looks exactly the same as she did 10 years ago. I will concede that I would be insecure any time she went out and started acting suspicious, not much I would be able to do about it either. Dread would be pretty hard to apply in that situation. I'm thinkin…
/r/askTRP13/05/21 12:10 PM
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Thanks man
/r/askTRP13/05/21 01:38 AM
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As a rule of thumb I usually dont even get in relationships until after 6 months to a year of vetting. If she throws all green flags for the next year I may consider it but I'm not in a rush. That's if I move which looks like the overall consensus is not to lol
/r/askTRP12/05/21 07:58 PM
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That's the worst case scenario I'm worried about lol
/r/askTRP12/05/21 04:55 PM
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I'm always bettering myself physically and career wise it's a matter of years of experience for the position that I'm eye balling so the location of where I get that experience isn't too important. I am wanting a ltr like she is and we both want to travel a lot so goals line up pretty well. I'm concerned about the vulnerable position in the relationship I'd be putting myself into in the beginning more than anything .
/r/askTRP12/05/21 04:55 PM
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Make her smoke your dink
/r/askTRP12/05/21 11:53 AM
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If she didnt invite you or said she didn't want you to go then I would say next her but the fact she did and you said has never given you a reason not trust her is a good sign. I would just tell her to have a good time, don't show your insecure or jealous by interrogating her, and then just see how she behaves there. If she gets tossed and never replies or starts posting pics with a bunch of dudes then yeah you got cucked and you move on. If you play your cards right and are high enough SMV then…
/r/askTRP12/05/21 11:51 AM
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How did you know it was part of a condom, were you playing with it? Lol
/r/askTRP07/05/21 10:18 AM
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Is her block button broken? Lol oh poor her, what a victim being emotionally toyed with and manipulated. Of course it won't be her fault for eventually sitting on his dick. Better start looking for her replacement(s)
/r/askTRP05/05/21 10:24 AM
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I definitely wouldn't bring it up but one time I did get a birthday card in my mailbox from an ex when I was with a girl and I think I could physically see her hamster taking off at light speed behind her eyes. Kind of funny but if you try hard it'll show, just be the person you want her to see you as, don't pretend to be.
/r/askTRP29/04/21 11:16 AM
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Is his wife attractive? If so I know someone you need to become friends with pretty quickly
/r/askTRP28/04/21 03:34 AM
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We're all going to die in the end but you deserve a head start the way your lifes going lol nah man just career max, buy jaw implants, nose job, skin product, hell whatever you want. I'm going to guess you're probably not as ugly as you think you are though so quit blaming your short comings on it.
/r/askTRP21/04/21 08:29 PM
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Yeah or just stop jerking off, you'll be as hard as a titanium rod anytime you smell a girl a mile away. Realize a lot of guys have performance anxiety and it's all in your head. Just enjoy the moment, don't worry about impressing her and you'll be fine.
/r/askTRP21/04/21 03:03 PM
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I have bad news op
/r/askTRP21/04/21 02:47 PM
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Yeah I accidentally mentioned redpill in an off topic thread, some guy complaining about his relationship, and got banned for 7 days. Then when I asked the mod why it was a rule he/she muted me then proceeded to call redpill racist, incel, and sexist that didnt know how to behave. Then 4 hrs later called me a clueless cuck lol probably the least manly thing I've seen on a forum about injecting potentially fatal drugs. There is tons of good info on there though and regular ppl seem cool
/r/askTRP21/04/21 11:44 AM
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You're good looking enough to get matches
/r/askTRP21/04/21 10:29 AM
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What'd you say?
/r/askTRP21/04/21 10:24 AM
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Nah just be social, it gives you an excuse to chat up some random chick or if he asks for a favor make a deal of it like sigh deeply and be like "man you really owe me one after that" with a smile if it was something like grabbing him a beer that was right beside you. If he's ordering you around then that's another thing and you tell h im to get fucked.
/r/askTRP21/04/21 10:23 AM
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Enjoy ripping that bandaid and let it be a learning lesson. Just start getting a bunch of girls as "friends" and see how long you can drive her nuts before one of you tanks the relationship. Hopefully it'll be you because you find her replacements better than her second hand attention.
/r/askTRP16/04/21 11:12 AM
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I have tattoos going up one whole arm and a few smaller ones on torso that don't have a whole lot of meaning. I'm in the bible belt and still banged multiple "good" girls from conservative families and ltr with one also. If your's are trashy get them covered. Neck tattoos you're starting to limit the amount of girls who will ltr. Face tats there's only a small group who will find it attractive and even fewer who would ltr. Side note: I've had tons of women start conversations with me using my ta…
/r/askTRP15/04/21 03:16 PM
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Her actual bf's stuff is at her new apartment. He's probably laying naked on her bed when she's coming over to say thanks for all the money/job/emotional support but still no sex cause fires are stressful lmao gtfo of here bro you knew the answer as you were typing this
/r/askTRP09/04/21 06:00 PM
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Read the side bar! Escalate. Kino. Build tension. Then fuck the smaller one while staring at the taller guy.
/r/askTRP31/03/21 03:05 PM
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Getting 5 other girls that would do things in bed she wouldn't do. Improving my physical appearance exponentially while she stayed the same. Go travel and take plenty of pics. Do whatever you've wanted to do but always had an excuse not to man it's all good.
/r/askTRP31/03/21 12:18 PM
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Quit jerking off all the damn time. Anytime I start to feel myself slipping I'll just go a few days without porn or sex and I'm too horny to be sad/depressed. Great for the gym too. What is decent shape anyways, get in great shape and the girls will come out of the woodwork
/r/askTRP31/03/21 12:12 PM
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Man rp aside, I'm sure you are pretty strong mentally and emotionally to handle this. You know which one you want to do and I very seriously doubt anyone on here will know your situation like you do. I hope you have a speedy recovery whichever one you choose.
/r/askTRP30/03/21 03:53 AM
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I overthink and have a harder time getting hard when high. Try to quit jerking off unless you're really horny and know you won't be getting any for awhile. Fixed any problems I had right away.
/r/askTRP27/03/21 09:50 PM
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Rough fuck the wife, show friend the video. You'll still probably lose the friend but you'll spare him the years wasted.
/r/askTRP25/03/21 04:52 PM
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My penis doesn't
/r/askTRP25/03/21 04:31 PM
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How'd you find out you weren't invited to the party? If someone came up and said hey you weren't invited I think I'd tell them to get fucked and find new friends. Soft next since they want to act like women.
/r/askTRP25/03/21 01:29 PM
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Thanks man
/r/askTRP16/03/21 03:04 PM
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You're thinking nc? She just text me again saying "I guess you won't be seeing me again since it's so hard to say sorry"
/r/askTRP16/03/21 03:03 PM
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I had no intention of apologizing. I'm prepared to have it break but obviously want to keep smashing.
/r/askTRP16/03/21 02:12 PM
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I think it's the change of the seasons lol thanks man
/r/askTRP16/03/21 01:46 PM
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Why intentionally break a plate when a simple message can get my Dickie wet
/r/askTRP16/03/21 01:46 PM
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Yeah the overall consensus is to not launch that little humdinger so I'm just going to ignore then tomorrow or the next day invite her to hangout Friday
/r/askTRP16/03/21 12:43 PM
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Don't think it'll seem like I'm butthurt by not responding for a day or 2? Wont be able to hangout with her until the weekend. Already have another plate lined up for Wednesday
/r/askTRP16/03/21 12:24 PM
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At this point I can't agree and amplify but yes I agree
/r/askTRP16/03/21 12:04 PM
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Your new ltr is freshly dead haha get it? Play on your username.
/r/askTRP11/03/21 09:32 PM
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I'd say the best way to break up would be leaving to another country
/r/askTRP11/03/21 09:10 PM
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Were you invited?
/r/askTRP11/03/21 02:02 PM
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The train isn't the only thing she's riding at night boyo. Who knows maybe she is just a person that likes the atmosphere of a bar and hanging out with her friend group without you. Keep in mind that both of those things make it extremely easy for her to cheat/branch swing as if it wasn't easy enough. Not saying it's a deal breaker necessarily just remember awalt. If it were me I'd start going out to the bar with my friends more and apply dread.
/r/askTRP11/03/21 01:56 PM
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About tree fiddy
/r/askTRP10/03/21 09:35 PM
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Who cares as long as your fap before your nap doesnt keep chicks off your lap
/r/askTRP04/03/21 01:11 PM
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Getting my peanor sucked on always makes me feel better
/r/askTRP04/03/21 12:33 PM
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Tell her you'll delete the old ones if she sends you new ones
/r/askTRP28/02/21 09:25 PM
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R. Kelly that hoe
/r/askTRP27/02/21 11:35 AM
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You're not escalating, teehee
/r/askTRP27/02/21 11:32 AM
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For the most part, yes. You should be steering the ship. Then again she could cheat just because her left shoelace was untied or the wind changed directions.
/r/askTRP27/02/21 11:23 AM
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Baby names dot com, srs though just ask hopefully she is adamant about it not being yours. If she's sneaky or wanting to keep you close she'll say maybe and I would say we're getting a paternity test.
/r/askTRP26/02/21 06:16 PM
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Hop on brother man it's time to cycle. I'm kidding, 326 isn't that low and depending on where you are you might have a hard time finding a doc to prescribe trt at that amount. Personally I just started to b&c last month at 26 so maybe I'm biased but damn I feel great. Haven't had blood work yet but before getting on I was at 536. If you don't feel like stabbing yourself twice a week until you're in your 60s then I'd say workout harder, quit jerking off, and figure out your life goal and pursue i…
/r/askTRP26/02/21 12:19 PM
1

Get tattoos and then dress like that. Best of both worlds cool Mr.Rogers
/r/askTRP26/02/21 11:37 AM
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"Hey you wanna be in a movie?"
/r/askTRP23/02/21 02:11 PM
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Most girls look cuter on their knees if that helps?
/r/askTRP23/02/21 02:07 PM
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I've noticed a lot of guys on here advocating to not get trashed and hit on girls at clubs but honestly I pulled a lot of numbers doing just that, even bringing idk how many girls back to my place with my buddy to continue drinking after the bar closed. I believe women get the same mindset as men when they see someone drunk. As long as you're not making an ass out of yourself you're probably fun to be around and "easy". All she has to do is play along with your belligerent ass. All else fails yo…
/r/askTRP19/02/21 01:24 PM
5

About tree fiddy
/r/askTRP19/02/21 12:44 PM
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Fuck her then leave a note taped under the toilet seat saying "sorry I fucked your gf :("
/r/askTRP16/02/21 06:12 PM
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She will 100% use it as justification for any cheating you catch her doing in the future. Her friends have already told her to break up with you. There is no "making it right". What're you going to do, act blue pill and drive her away anyways? Jjj is right, it's a ticking time bomb at this point. Ask me how I know
/r/askTRP16/02/21 05:41 PM
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Become religious. Not to find girls but to pray whichever girl you do find doesn't cheat or leave you because the odds are not in your favor. Maybe some divine intervention will help you in today's society. Searching for unicorns is a waste of time though, they're not real.
/r/askTRP09/02/21 05:21 AM
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Just lost my ltr because at the end I started getting very BP and lost frame when before I was slaying other poon right in front of her and she couldnt get enough of me. I think it's a matter of what kind of girl you're looking for. A very insecure girl with money problems might love your lack of frame. A hot, independent chick will probably think you're a puss and cheat/leave
/r/askTRP04/02/21 04:49 PM
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Set autistic reminder on your phone to make a move on the girl sitting next to you
/r/askTRP04/02/21 04:45 PM
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Someone's hair is receding
/r/askTRP04/02/21 04:25 PM
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I found the brother
/r/askTRP03/02/21 12:01 PM
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Sure you can do at home workouts or 30 min gym workouts but it's going to take you a lot longer to get what you can achieve in 6months if you really commit the gym. Like really commit, leaving every day with the body part you worked out no longer functioning properly just full on noodle. Cut most of the stupid shit you eat out of your diet now. Fish and protein shakes. Spice things up with chicken and broccoli, no sauce. Dirty bulking is just getting fat unless you have god tier genetics... you …
/r/askTRP03/02/21 04:00 AM
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She probably watched me type it in at some point. Or I drunkenly told her before and forgot about it. Either way I fucked up and probably should have cut my losses there. Would of saved a lot of heartache
/r/askTRP03/02/21 02:40 AM
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I was asleep, woke up to phone being thrown in my face
/r/askTRP02/02/21 09:22 PM
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You'll never catch her seeing guys on the side heh
/r/askTRP02/02/21 09:18 PM
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I have no way of knowing if she been gobbling cocks, and tbh idk if I want to know. I'm not going to kid myself here, our relationship is probably skull fucked beyond repair. My only consolation is if I stay nc she'll probably hit me up wanting to bang later on. Happened with the last couple ex's with the help of a redpill guide. Probably a bad idea
/r/askTRP02/02/21 07:55 PM
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Pretty sure you nailed it. Moving on is easier said than done though. Already been in 2 other puss holes but felt just as shitty afterwards. I feel like a bitch screwing other girls, working out harder, going to bars all just to get over her. Like shits still revolving around her and if it didn't I doubt I'd even have the motivation to get out of bed. On the outside I'm crushing it but on the inside I'm crushed.
/r/askTRP02/02/21 06:53 PM
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Unfortunately this will sound like more oneitis but all the traits she displayed in the beginning were exactly what I was looking for. I'll do this anyways because I think it'll help put in black and white what the relationship turned into isn't what I wanted in a LTR. Thanks for the input man
/r/askTRP02/02/21 06:22 PM
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Eternal gains doom soundtrack for the gym
/r/askTRP02/02/21 03:14 PM
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