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Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	Best Pick-Up Routines Ever.		colorbok	/r/seduction	28/12/14 05:34 AM
0	What to say when a girl invites you inside for coffee:		colorbok	/r/seduction	31/12/14 05:45 AM

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
-1	Beginners: How to ask for her number (flowchart) lol u gey No but that's what they all say and the answer to that is long but the short version is that it weeds out the baddies and the more time will increase challenge, increase her interest level in you, and benefit you. "Why haven't you called me?" or "Hey (actually remembers your actual name)! You finally called me!" vs "I'm sorry, who's this again?"	/r/seduction	01/08/15 05:13 PM
-1	Beginners: How to ask for her number (flowchart) This is the worst advice you fucking idiots. Get the number and disappear. You fucking desperate overeager fuck faces. Have a little reserve, a little control, a little patience, a little mystery. Number 1 complaint women have about men is that men come on too strong, too fast, and too heavy. Slow the fuck down. You see a girl once a week tops in the first two months of dating, unless she calls and makes a date with you. Familiarity breeds contempt and you've got to woo her like a cat, and not s…	/r/seduction	01/08/15 02:21 PM
2	Approaching a female in a large group of people Just don't curse in front of the ladies and be a gentleman. The day they invent such an awesome and versatile word like fuck that isn't a curse word is the day I will switch my friend.	/r/seduction	01/01/15 12:30 AM
-1	What to say when a girl invites you inside for coffee: (basically setting the frame of accepting their offer and confirming it was their idea) Hahaha lol what the fuck does that mean? You people with your "frames" and terminology, it's hilarious! Hahaha oh come on! Lol! I can't stop laughing! You set the frame accepting her offer? LOL! What a fucking man you are, setting the fucking frame, lol! I think she's the one that set the frame my friend but okay! Oh man, are you fucking telling me not a fucking soul here understands what I'm saying? It takes…	/r/seduction	31/12/14 09:55 AM
3	Approaching a female in a large group of people It's called alcohol my friend, and it's fucking great. Lol no but you know, it's all just a playful game, it's all just for fun. And if it isn't fun, something's fucking wrong. It's like when you know a girl is totally into you and you tease her to death about her wanting your phone number, trying to admit she likes you and finally she gives in and asks for your phone number but you're like, "No no, you give me a kiss on the cheek and then I'll give you my phone number," and other things like, "…	/r/seduction	31/12/14 09:47 AM
8	Approaching a female in a large group of people Balls to the fucking walls. I would do that shit just for the fucking thrill, just the fucking laughs. Some people are terrified of being on the spot like that in front of so many people; I revel in it like a pig in shit. And I just simply don't give a flying fuck. It's like in the fucking wild man. If for a split fucking second they sense any sort of weakness, you're dead in the water. You have to be so fucking fearless and confident it'll sicken the fattest cockblocker there. And they might th…	/r/seduction	31/12/14 06:09 AM
-4	What to say when a girl invites you inside for coffee: Basically every fucking bullshit thing a girl has ever said to you, you say to them. Haha, I'm so alone; I'm so so alone. Please patronize my other thread: Best Pick-Up Lines Ever. Thank you: http://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/2qlgsk/best_pickup_routines_ever/	/r/seduction	31/12/14 05:50 AM
0	Best Pick-Up Routines Ever. 2.) "Hi. (the hardest creepy serial killer stare you can muster.) My wife just left me. She has a restraining order against me. Can I buy you a drink?" 3.) "Ladies, this is truly truly embarrassing and I would not ask you if it was not an emergency. I have a medical condition that causes me to bleed from my rectum and I'm having an episode right now. Do any of you ladies have a tampon I could borrow? Wow you're cute, can I buy you a drink?" 4.) "What book are you reading? Oh Nicolas Sparks? I kn…	/r/seduction	28/12/14 05:40 AM
1	Anyone else experienced a lost of interest in long-term relationships after having really improved their game? Sir, if you think this post was good, it doesn't even rank in my top ten in my opinion. You should check out my comment history because I'm a complete and total idiot who pretends to be a genius, it's fucking great! Two people have given me Reddit Gold, lol! I'm pretty unpopular though with many comments in the heavy negatives, lol, and I genuinely enjoy that. It brings me joy to see these dumbasses downvote me, lol. What do you think about this post: http://www.reddit.com/r/dating_advice/commen…	/r/seduction	27/12/14 09:46 AM
3	I can't seem to shake this... Today is going to be a very important day in your life. Because today is the day that I introduce you to my coach: Doc Love. Read his articles on AskMen, get THE SYSTEM, and become a member of the club, it's fucking 2 dollars and 31 cents a week. You're welcome, and good luck.	/r/seduction	27/12/14 09:42 AM
27	I can't seem to shake this... If you were a salesman, I would fire you. A! B! C! ALWAYS. BE. CLOSING! COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS AND YOU SIR, FAIL! Are you going to rot forever in this shit-hole real estate office with your cheap suit and pathetic sack lunch and marry the fat receptionist after you drunkenly sleep with her at the Christmas office party? This is the life that you have chosen. This is the life that you will live. Always be closing. THE NUMBER ONE MOST IMPORTANT THING MY FUCKING FRIEND, is to get her fucking number.…	/r/seduction	26/12/14 12:39 PM
1	Im troubled, I have a question I cant ask anywhere else really... "...but just the one you are thinking about when you are having a cigaret at night by your window, stargazing, all alone, small and longing for warm and cuddly feelings?" lol gay. http://www.hahgay.com/ There's nothing wrong with settling down and getting married. We're not fucking empty soulless fuck bags. 96% of us want to get married. The problem is too many of you fuckfaces and female fuckfaces settling for people you don't love or aren't suited for you, popping out your little fuckface chil…	/r/seduction	26/12/14 12:27 PM
1	Junior in highschool here, should I attempt to kiss this girl? If I were you, and she asked me, "Um, could I kiss you on the cheek?" I'd give a grin and I'd say, "Sure." And then as she comes in to kiss me on my cheek, I'd turn my head and plant one right on her kisser. Huehuehue! Just for half a second though, just a peck, just a little preview, just a little taste of the good stuff so she can get hooked on it and keep coming back for more. Yes, I'm talking about drugs. You need to always be the one that pulls away. She goes for your hand to hold it, you p…	/r/seduction	26/12/14 12:16 PM
1	How do you sustain novelty? Absofuckinglutely. These couples that literally spend every waking and sleeping minute together get tired of each other and break up. The thought of that makes me nauseous. This shit is innately human and primal and basic. In that age-old saying: "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." What does that also mean? That means that constantly being together makes the heart grow sick and tired of the way you chew your food and it builds resentment better than slaves building sky-rises in Dubai. In the …	/r/seduction	26/12/14 11:52 AM
1	How do you sustain novelty? I'd say things were going downhill by year 2 or 3. Interest level slowing dropping 1 or 2 percentage points a month, 10-15 points a year, until finally interest level fell below 51% and then that's it. Most marriages that get divorced after 10 or 20 years don't just fall apart in the last six months. It's always chipped away little by little. You needed the Maintenance Program by Doc Love. She never would have left you. Like Doc says, most guys can get a girl to fall in love with them easily; bu…	/r/seduction	26/12/14 10:48 AM
0	Texting game tips for nervous dude Don't text. If she texts you, wait 5 hours to text back. And if she ever asks, just tell her you don't like texting because you can't see her gorgeous eyes, and that you want to save your conversation for your next date. A call would be better, and Skype even better, but better to just save it all for a date in person. Be a challenge and have some mystery for fuck's sake. What the fuck is this grade 1 basic bullshit? After you get her phone number you don't wait 3 days you dipshits. You wait a f…	/r/seduction	26/12/14 10:31 AM
1	The good thing about Oneitis. What the fuck are you saying? Can you use English? What specifically did you do and what specifically happened?	/r/seduction	26/12/14 10:27 AM
4	Anyone else experienced a lost of interest in long-term relationships after having really improved their game? You guys are doing something incredibly and obviously wrong. Because if you ever were in a true long-term relationship about a girl that you truly cared about, you would have had the Maintenance Program (Doc Love's The System) and that girl never would have so much as looked at another man, and you would've been sure about it, because when you do it right, you know for sure that that girl loves you and would never so much as even think about being with another guy. All of that short-term bullshi…	/r/seduction	26/12/14 10:19 AM