Amber you can come poop on my bed any time babe! (I work at McDonald's) I will be happy to treat you like a dog and stick your snout in it and wack you in the back of the head with a news paper, sternly shouting "No, Bad Dog!"
That's the same as saying if someone ordered a burger with pickles and didn't get pickles on their burger and then anheroed over it its somehow mcdonalds fault they anheroed. The sub is literally about being mean to people, expecting anything else is silly
