Challenge: First try my other recommendations and I’ll send some more ways to torture yourself afterwards. (Don’t try chewing aluminum foil if you have even one filling on a tooth. I don’t want you to hire an assassin to take me out)
The first one will just leave you with such a dry mouth you’ll be having an orgasm thinking about water, and the banana and coke (the drink) will make you stomach growl louder than you’ve ever heard. Magnum diarrhea included.