demonshalo Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	Friendzone? Fck that sht		demonshalo	/r/seduction	10/01/12 08:27 PM

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	"We're not having sex" and how her saying that got me laid sick :D	/r/seduction	03/12/16 02:04 AM
3	"We're not having sex" and how her saying that got me laid No she DID want to even before and that is the issue here. The problem is this fakeness and the fact that we are expected to put up with it. If you want something go for it. Life is too short for these shitty games. Pretending you don't want something you want in order to not be judged is fucking weird don't you think? Stop holding women to a different standard than you do men.	/r/seduction	03/12/16 02:03 AM
18	"We're not having sex" and how her saying that got me laid That exact same thing happened to me years ago. As soon as we started having sex I stopped her, looked her dead in the eyes and said: I thought we were not having sex tonight sup with that? Totally killed the mood but was so fucking worth it.	/r/seduction	02/12/16 03:29 PM
3	Does anyone else feel good when actively flirting with women, but when you don't have anyone to talk to for a couple of days, feel anxious/stuck in a rut? FUCK YES! All the freaking time. I think it is an extrovert/introvert thingy. I hate that feeling and want to kill it with fire!	/r/seduction	23/06/15 04:40 AM
-1	If she brings up sexual discussion and you have no sexual experience at all? Tell her you never kiss and tell and that this type of stuff is private. She will trust you even more for it. And if you want to escalate the situation, just say: I cant tell you about my sexual past because that's not something a gentleman does. On the other hand, I would like to kiss you now and have you become my "first" (make sure to do the "" sign with your fingers). And just go for the kiss. kiss kiss bang bang baby!	/r/seduction	11/09/13 05:16 PM
1	Nervously / Awkwardly Picking Up Girls - HILARIOUS That was recorded at SBCC btw but it's the same thing as described above :P	/r/seduction	30/11/12 02:22 AM
2	Nervously / Awkwardly Picking Up Girls - HILARIOUS I know 4 of the girls in this video. 2 of which are my classmates. Trust me when I say that he could have picked them up while being this awkward if he really wanted to. God bless Santa Barbara XD	/r/seduction	29/11/12 10:23 AM
8	What are your go to jokes? you guys ruin the interwebs! edit: <3	/r/seduction	23/09/12 12:11 PM
14	What are your go to jokes? you got it, that's why I congratulated you :P	/r/seduction	23/09/12 12:08 PM
30	What are your go to jokes? congrats, you just won the internet!	/r/seduction	23/09/12 11:06 AM
18	What are your go to jokes? how many blonds can fit on a chair? answer: 4, you just have to flip the chair upside down!	/r/seduction	23/09/12 10:59 AM
17	I finally understand woman. Click here for the truth. Start having hot casual sex and you'll change your mind in matter of weeks. Stop waiting for the good shit and enjoy your life ffs. You can get hit by a bus tomorrow and die. Life is too short to complain about crazy bitches and getting hurt. If you got hurt that's because you trusted someone you shouldn't have trusted --> error in judgement --> you deserve what happened to you! I'm outta here!	/r/seduction	14/01/12 02:07 PM
1	THIS is how you seduce a woman. If I only knew...	/r/seduction	01/01/12 01:17 PM
4	Would you date a woman knowing that they're waiting until marriage to have sex? I used to say yes to this question. But now I just cant understand the logic behind it. If she's so religious, I would probably not want to spend the rest of my life with her, since more religious stuff would probably come out of the woods after marriage!	/r/seduction	31/12/11 09:58 AM
-15	THIS is how you seduce a woman. I FUCKING LOVE KASSEM G! People always compare my humor to his... And I freaking love it!	/r/seduction	31/12/11 09:50 AM
12	Not sure how /r/seduction feels about comics, but this is a comic on how I interpret on how oneitis -> friend zoned. (Hold mouse over picture for witty comment) I've been down there before. All you have to do is to climb back up, tap her on the shoulder, and push her down. After that take her sister or best friend to that same spot and watch the view together while throwing some of the popcorn you have with you down for her to eat!	/r/seduction	20/12/11 11:31 AM
1	Common shit tests and how to defuse them HAHAHA OMG! This is my type of thread! I can probably fill this place with stuff I usually say without thinking about it XD	/r/seduction	20/12/11 09:01 AM
3	I want to hook up with a MILF Most times it is... Unless it's your friends mom :p In that case, it's a MILF-Cougar-Friend hybrid!	/r/seduction	20/12/11 01:38 AM
6	I want to hook up with a MILF could be! but every milf I've been with fucks for hours. When she's done my dick usually starts singing "I just had seeex, and it felt so gooood"...	/r/seduction	19/12/11 10:07 PM
17	I want to hook up with a MILF Yepp! besides, THEY will hit on you and fuck the shit out of you. The only requirement on your part is to not to say some stupid shit! You have no idea how many times I've heard guys say: soooo, how old are you btw? SHE FUCKING LOOKS OVER 18 YOU IDIOT! DO YOU REALLY CARE?!!!!! JUST STFU AND ENJOY THE MOMENT... And even if you do care, don't fucking ask cause you'll ruin it. Also, remember that women in their 30s have a lot more hormones floating in their bodies. So they are way hornier than youn…	/r/seduction	19/12/11 03:41 PM
42	I want to hook up with a MILF Go to a bar, find one that is good looking and do the following: Be ENERGETIC! They like younger guys because they want to feel young and sexy themselves! Demonstrate for them that being with you is a lot of fun. You should not hesitate for a second. If you want to kiss a MILF go for it. She knows all about it and she has probably done thing you cannot even begin to imagine. So just be young & foolish, make her feel beautiful and have some BALLS!	/r/seduction	19/12/11 02:23 PM
1	I'm a natural at everything, except opening. Give me a hand? This is not cheesy.This is confidence believe it or not! Be as sarcastic as you can. That's what I've learned. People just cant handle that and you always end up getting what you want if you do it right. but on the other hand... what do I know?!	/r/seduction	19/12/11 03:07 AM
2	I'm a natural at everything, except opening. Give me a hand? u welcome :D	/r/seduction	19/12/11 12:36 AM
2	I'm a natural at everything, except opening. Give me a hand? Walk up and say this with a sarcastic tone and a big fat sneaky smile: hey, my name is X and I am a very shy guy but I had to come up to talk to you. if she rejects you, you say: haha obviously you don't get sarcasm cupcake... laugh and walk away. if she is cool, she'll say: well you don't seem to be that shy. then you respond: I'm not, I was just trying to get your attention... and then ask whatever question that cross your mind at that moment. :)	/r/seduction	18/12/11 09:42 PM