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Imagine having nothing better to do than comment on something posted a year ago.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/06/22 02:33 AM
10

When some guy calls me a girl I laugh and say “I haven’t been a girl for 40 years”.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/04/22 02:13 AM
4

This was my first thought!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/03/22 09:20 PM
6

I’ve had more satisfying sex, both in quality and quantity, in my 50s than in any other decade. But please tell me again how I hit a wall at 30 and no longer be able to attract a man 😂 😂😂😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/03/22 10:08 PM
4

Omg that last face she made 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/02/22 10:44 PM
17

It was ages ago; I tried to find articles about it and I can’t.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/02/22 12:49 AM
72

I live in MA and years ago there a was a small town that had to call in the national guard because the entire police force was raping high school girls.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/02/22 11:07 PM
13

Years ago I read something posted by a conservative guy (I forget who) who said there would be a huge rush to adopt kids as 40+ women all of a sudden realized what they’d been missing out on and became desperate for children. Well, guess what never happened LOL!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/02/22 07:24 PM
6

That’s fucking pathetic.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/02/22 01:20 PM
14

Send him off to one of his lads for that handjob.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/02/22 02:47 PM
4

EXACTLY!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/02/22 02:36 PM
3

There’s no hair under that hat.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/02/22 12:25 AM
19

It’s a contest, they’re trying to outscrote each other.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/02/22 03:43 AM
6

I lived in my stirrup pants back in the day!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/02/22 03:35 AM
44

She is, thankfully.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/02/22 10:49 PM
12

“Floordrobe”!😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/01/22 12:34 AM
5

I think I saw this posted as a scary mommy confession a while ago.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/01/22 12:06 AM
14

Me too.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/01/22 06:41 PM
2

“I love excel spreadsheets!” 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/01/22 05:19 PM
46

Years (decades actually) ago a friend of mine was dating a guy who owed a ton of money to the IRS. She sat him down and said “I won’t even think of marrying you or starting a family till you get your finances in order”. So what did he do? He consulted a tax attorney and got his tax debt squared away. Then he got a better job with a higher salary to make sure she’d never have to worry about $$ again. That’s how a man HVs. They’ve been together almost 30 years.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/01/22 09:41 PM
4

“I have never given a woman an orgasm.”
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/01/22 09:30 PM
16

This is true. I’m 58 and menopausal and it’s like the rose colored glasses just fell from my eyes with a resounding crash.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/01/22 04:40 PM
13

She was fantastic in this series!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/12/21 10:51 PM
116

I look younger than this guy and I’m 58 LOL
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/12/21 12:19 AM
1

I remember when this happened. Truly horrible!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/12/21 10:44 PM
11

A friend of mine got stuck paying alimony to her loser exhusband. The good news is her ex-in-laws LOVE her and compensate her and her daughter financially and emotionally. They know he’s LV.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/12/21 11:01 PM
9

I read somewhere that some elephants get agitated by male voices but not female or children’s voices, because poachers are invariably male.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/12/21 12:24 AM
7

And now I want a beer.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/11/21 01:18 PM
53

No. That’s be a waste of a perfectly good rug.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/11/21 10:50 PM
11

Ben Orr was a hottie for sure!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/11/21 10:44 PM
13

I really hope there’s a season 2.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/10/21 01:47 AM
55

You’ll need a series of rabies shots.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/10/21 10:21 PM
84

I go to r/FemaleLevelUpStrategy when FDS gets to be too much.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/10/21 12:24 PM
28

My 50s are awesome. No fucks given. So liberating!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/10/21 12:24 PM
57

I would never, and I have terrible trouble with my sinuses.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/10/21 12:50 PM
21

“You put up with my crap.” Yeah not anymore I don’t.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/10/21 04:59 AM
29

Of course he deleted it.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/10/21 05:35 PM
354

“You’ll never know.”
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/09/21 09:18 PM
55

Yeah I snickered when I saw that.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/09/21 04:50 PM
30

I remember reading it decades ago and being totally shocked by how much socializing he actually did.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/09/21 11:55 AM
54

He hasn’t worn deodorant for 20 years. How can anyone stand to get close to him?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/09/21 02:04 AM
30

It’s mostly an American thing. My mother is French and horrified by the way American men and she’s lived in this country for decades.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/09/21 12:37 PM
11

No one with any kind of self esteem says “I really want to suck cocks for a living”.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/09/21 03:45 PM
57

My mother has a friend whose soon to be ex husband died during a horrific divorce that had not been finalized. She got everything. My mother called her and told her she didn’t know whether to send condolences or congratulations.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/09/21 03:42 PM
6

My boyfriend LOVES cats!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/09/21 03:31 PM
3

That’s one of the most frightening movies I’ve ever seen.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/09/21 02:58 PM
3

That’s so funny! I’m having more and better sex after 50 than I ever did before. AND I’m overweight 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/09/21 02:24 PM
1

So glad to see the majority are as young as they are.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/09/21 02:22 PM
12

Well, the good news is, he’d develop nice calves.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/08/21 09:46 PM
46

A male coworker of mine once told me I’d be shocked by how many men use the bathroom and don’t wash their hands🤢🤮
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/08/21 09:45 PM
42

Dan Levy makes me wish I was a gay man.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/08/21 09:42 PM
49

“Slop slop” what the actual fuck is that?!?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/08/21 02:17 PM
33

Seriously. I’m in my 50s and back in the day 20nsomething guys were rock hard almost constantly lol
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/08/21 02:16 PM
11

They are 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/08/21 02:13 PM
71

These guys are my age, and I look MUCH better lol!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/08/21 09:37 PM
57

One of my exes simply couldn’t believe I was breaking up with him to be alone rather than to see someone else. He was absolutely convinced I was cheating on him and broke up with him to be with the supposed other guy.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/08/21 12:17 PM
29

A pile of only the highest quality clothes and blankets 🙄
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/08/21 03:48 AM
21

Well least he wipes his ass /s.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/08/21 08:33 PM
82

My standard answer to a snarky “must be nice” is a guileless “yes it is”. Makes them furious LOL.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/08/21 08:16 PM
8

I can’t get past those yellow Chiclets he calls teeth.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/08/21 12:18 PM
33

I would rather get a tooth filled on the daily than be hit on.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/08/21 11:12 AM
9

Hands they actually wash, which is more than a lot of men.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/08/21 11:45 AM
35

That top post could’ve been me.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/08/21 08:43 PM
26

Sitting is too much work; he’s lying down in his nest.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy06/08/21 09:44 PM
46

I hope she texted him how delicious her meal was.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy06/08/21 02:20 AM
30

Years ago I had a friend who was considered very pretty and watching what she went through every time she was out in public, with men constantly harassing her, made me super glad I’m not. And I still get my fair share of unwanted male attention.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/08/21 12:11 PM
7

This is the ONLY reason I consider it, as I’m in my 50s now. I could not care less about attracting a man.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/08/21 09:48 PM
12

Honestly that sub doesn’t bother me too much. There are some ranting child hating lunatics and I definitely get the manchild vibe from a lot of the single guys, but i don’t feel they are in the majority.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/08/21 09:53 PM
2

Oh yes!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/07/21 03:48 PM
20

I love this show! It’s set in my hometown so I get an extra special kick out of that.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/07/21 12:12 PM
63

One of my first boyfriends stopped using antiperspirant at one point because “it wasn’t natural”. I told him then we are longer having sex.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/07/21 10:05 PM
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I remember winning a pair of tickets to a professional baseball game at work. I was one of two women in the department, and not into sports at all, but when one of my male coworkers told me I’d better be giving those tickets to him, my reaction was to go to the game with my female colleague. Fuck that shit. And she and I had a great time!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/07/21 09:22 PM
63

I’ve done this at every wedding I’ve ever been to LOL
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/07/21 06:01 PM
1

That takes me back!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/07/21 01:07 PM
60

He looks exactly how I thought he would, based on the written description.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/07/21 12:19 PM
191

Should be MSTOC; Men Sucking Their Own Cock.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/07/21 02:57 AM
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A coworker of mine was a huge fan of his; our workplace was being used to film scenes for one of his movies (RIPD). She brought him a cake for his birthday and he sent his personal assistant to tell her “that’s really uncool to bring to a film set” in the snottiest tone ever. Jeff Bridges on the other hand was supercool, and chatted her up a bit, to try and compensate I think. Very personable guy.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/07/21 02:40 AM
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He’s a douche; met him once.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/07/21 09:13 PM
6

I’d love to see the judges reaction to being handed this.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/07/21 06:32 PM
3

Says “You actually earned my respect by not sleeping with me” while thinking “maybe now she’ll sleep with me!”
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/07/21 12:08 AM
19

Did you….laugh in his face?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/07/21 10:44 PM
3

“Deep down”! Like, how deep? In his colon?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/07/21 01:21 AM
3

I’ll bet he smells like stale beer and flop sweat.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/07/21 10:09 PM
12

I’d ask for an itemized bill.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/07/21 07:15 PM
2

I believe you can carry it in Massachusetts without an FID card if you are over 18. You need to have a firearms permit in order to sell it however.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/07/21 03:33 PM
16

This guy looks like he’s a few steps lower on the evolutionary ladder than most.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/07/21 09:48 PM
6

My ex bestie was a lot like yours. It becomes agonizing dealing with all that drama.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/06/21 07:46 PM
13

Oh me too! I could even smell them 🧦 🤢🤮
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/06/21 02:18 AM
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That’s hilarious 😂 I’m an overweight 57 year old woman and I’ve had more sex after 50 than at any time in my life. Menopause brings its own set of challenges but lack of sexual activity is not one of them!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/06/21 07:33 PM
8

Make sure that parasol has a hidden sword in it in case he tries to get frisky.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/06/21 01:09 PM
23

Compared to a lot of guys his age he does look ok.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/06/21 02:03 AM
4

In this pic she looks like she’s thinking “Wtf am I doing?”. I hope she is, and acts accordingly.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/06/21 07:35 PM
35

I used to know a guy who went to the Socialists meetings in college because “that’s where the hot girls are”.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/06/21 02:13 PM
51

I’m in my 50s now; when my friends and I were in our 20s we NEVER found older men attractive. Not even if they had money. Only one of us ever had an age gap relationship and it actually led to a happy marriage and kids. She was 25 and he was 33 when they got married. He’s super HV, and she wouldn’t put up with anything less. Hes an aberration though; most older guys were creeps.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/06/21 03:32 AM
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I’ve been called a fat bitch countless times, and I’m still kicking. Any man experiencing the same would be curled up in a useless ball of tears.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/06/21 12:47 PM
12

Isn’t dating within AA heavily frowned upon?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/06/21 12:02 PM
42

Drives me nuts, both on that sub and IRL.Then they give you that Scooby Doo “ruh-roh” face when their sex partners missed her period. Fucking morons.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/06/21 09:58 PM
3

Blade Rinmer is one of my all time favorite movies. So is the Big Lebowski.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/06/21 09:49 PM
10

😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/06/21 09:39 PM
26

I start mentally going through my to-do list.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/06/21 09:35 PM
2

Yeah he looked great in this movie!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/05/21 05:58 PM
24

I was JUST going to post this😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/05/21 05:57 PM
53

My exhusband was exactly like this. Obese, and called ME fat for carrying a few extra pounds. The relief I felt when I divorced him cannot be adequately described!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/05/21 12:17 PM
1

He’s 62 now and he’s age appropriate for me! Most men my age (late 50s) look terrible lol!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/05/21 11:47 PM
21

Bad as this is, it could be so much worse. Imagine if she had a real shithead of a husband who financially abused her.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/05/21 09:21 PM
11

I NEVER found older men attractive when I was in my 20s; neither did any of my girlfriends. I don’t know where this fairytale came from but that’s all it is.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/05/21 02:02 AM
10

I sneeze like a nuclear explosion so I guess I’m not his type 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/05/21 12:07 PM
35

He got lost on the way to the wall LOL!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/05/21 12:10 PM
193

I remember reading a description some Alaskan prospector wrote back in the 1800s about a man and his wife who arrived in his town for some reason another. It said something like “stood next to Mrs X. Damn near fainted.”
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/05/21 04:47 PM
11

“Is it because I voted for Trump?” “Uh...yeah; let’s go with that.”
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/05/21 12:16 PM
25

And taking random pics of themselves at various tourist spots, and then sending them to him!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/05/21 04:38 PM
9

How’d they even realize he was doing it? I’m pretty clueless about stuff like this ie someone could easily take my pic in public and I wouldn’t even know they doing it.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy06/05/21 01:56 PM
15

Or their feet. Loser Boyfriend once told me he didn’t need to actually wash his feet since they got wet in the shower. Sigh....
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/05/21 04:21 PM
43

I remember breaking up with a loser boyfriend who couldn’t wrap his head around the fact that I left him to be with ....nobody. Apparently he could’ve understood if I dumped him to be with another guy, but it broke him to think I’d rather be alone than with him LOL!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/05/21 02:05 PM
44

All cats are bossy.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/05/21 12:15 PM
17

I had a breast reduction done 8 years ago (I’m 57) and my only regret is not doing it sooner. My upper back pain disappeared overnight. And truthfully, it’s easy to say “I’ll never have cosmetic surgery” when you’re in your 20s or 30s; not so easy when you’re staring at 60 and developing jowls lol. I’d never knock someone for getting a tastefully done procedure.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/05/21 12:12 PM
16

The first time I ever heard the word “scrote” was Francine using it on American Dad! I had no idea what it meant till I came to this sub 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/04/21 09:24 PM
14

Quel dommage 🙄
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/04/21 09:22 PM
51

A lot of women don’t even know this. I had a friend whose mother didn’t know it even after giving birth to 5 kids.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/04/21 12:54 PM
63

Goals!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/04/21 03:24 PM
22

Or “my feet don’t need to be washed, the shower water flows downwards and cleans them”. That was my all time favorite from a former ex.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/04/21 03:50 AM
11

What is a NEET?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/04/21 01:21 AM
28

I’ve been overweight all my life. I can, however, throw leftovers away, which is something my mother could never do. I used to have to have to clean the science experiments out of her fridge periodically.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/04/21 03:54 AM
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My mother grew up in German-occupied France and has always had a scarcity mentality regarding food, which she then gave to my sister and I, and to a lesser degree, my brother.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/04/21 03:34 AM
8

If I’d wanted a baby I would have HAD a baby.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/04/21 09:21 PM
3

This is the kind of food I eat when I’m really really high. And then the next day I feel awful!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/04/21 10:03 PM
75

Oh hell she turned lemons into limoncello!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/04/21 09:42 PM
56

“Can’t hold on” must mean “can’t hold onto my dick while trying to open these damn attachments”.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/04/21 01:18 AM
6

Yup. This is exactly what happened to my cousin. The best gift that SOB ever gave her was his untimely sudden death 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/04/21 12:09 PM
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LOL! Years ago my cousin was going through an ugly divorce from her POS husband and he dropped dead during the process. My mother told her that she didn’t know whether to offer condolences or congratulations!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/04/21 04:41 PM
54

“You know what, hon? I’m going to bow out of this relationship now so you can continue the search for the ‘10’ you feel you deserve. You can find your belongings outside in a trash bag by the curb.”
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/04/21 04:32 PM
6

A friend of mine had her as a professor in uni and raved about her; I could never understand why.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/04/21 03:08 PM
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A reply in the comments to someone who said he's still a great musician: And John Wayne Gacy was an excellent clown LOLOL!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/04/21 05:32 PM
19

Many years ago, during the 60s, my aunt dumped her fiancé because he impulsively bought an Alfa Romeo just prior to the wedding. JUST prior, as in, our entire family had flown from the US to France to attend this wedding. Oof!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/04/21 12:20 PM
72

Oh great; he’s local. I should hit him up....not. Oh wait, I can’t anyway as I’m not thin 🙄
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/04/21 02:09 AM
25

Oh he was so gross! That was almost 30 years ago and I still remember how he overused self tanner and looked like a rotisserie chicken!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/04/21 11:50 PM
41

Oh god! Years ago when I was a hairdresser one of the male assistants, who fancied himself a real player, went into thr front desk computer and looked up a clients contact info to call her and ask her out. He was promptly fired.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/04/21 10:06 PM
11

He looks like the epitome of dudebro.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/04/21 02:33 PM
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Studies have shown that most women by far feel relief after an abortion, not regret. The forced birth brigade would have you believe otherwise but the science trumps them.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/04/21 07:32 PM
81

Back in my 20s I and my friends would NEVER have considered any guy over 30 desirable in the least. I don’t know what these guys are smoking/snorting to make themselves believe this crap but it must be some pretty strong stuff 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/04/21 01:01 PM
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Yeah I’m over there arguing with a couple of sEx pOSitiVe former sex workers. I’ve honestly never been so happy to have a boring, but decently paying, office job.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/04/21 08:31 PM
72

I strongly suspect cavemen were more sophisticated than this lout.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/04/21 04:12 PM
5

I heard they were going to make new episodes. Please tell me it's true!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/04/21 01:08 PM
24

I once knew a guy in college who joined a student socialist group specifically because "the girls were hot''. Sigh...
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/04/21 01:06 PM
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Or crying about the fact that she, this bonehead she let impregnate her, and the 4 kids are all sleeping in a "nest".
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/03/21 01:44 PM
13

It sounds like there'll be hearings on 3/30 and 4/4 as well. He'll probably lose his shit at those too.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/03/21 08:35 PM
22

He lived with his parents until I married him. Huge red flag I chose to ignore.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/03/21 02:42 AM
34

Reminds me of my ex husband. He was always thinking of things he wanted me to buy him.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/03/21 02:10 AM
8

I'm 57 and have a long distance boyfriend who I see every 2nd or 3rd weekend and it works perfectly for me. I live in a nice condo with my sister and 2 cats and go visit him or he visits me. I think marriage shouldn't always be the endgame. It certainly wasn't for me.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/03/21 04:20 PM
43

I responded almost exactly to an outraged man when he got upset at a similar post I made on FB. He had no comeback either.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/03/21 02:10 PM
49

My ex did the same thing. I stopped having sex with him altogether as I was afraid he'd just go for it in spite of my "no".
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/03/21 08:36 PM
19

So satisfying to read!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/03/21 03:37 PM
15

Well I’m going straight to hell
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/03/21 02:27 AM
18

"Dude, go fuck yourself! Pretty please!"
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/03/21 06:13 PM
4

That sub is FULL of this exact story, over and over again, with only minor differences. It's maddening. I often wonder if he was like this prior to the kid being born or if he became that way afterwards.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/03/21 06:11 PM
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A place of worship should be a safe place where you're free from sexual harassment Actually, based on recent lawsuits against the Catholic church, it's quite the opposite.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/03/21 06:08 PM
36

Who the hell is this guy? He sounds like a whiny child.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/03/21 05:57 PM
14

An oldie but goodie!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/03/21 07:54 PM
13

Friend: “yup he’s an asshole.” Me, in my head: “omg he is! There’s no denying it, no matter how hard I try!” Me, to him two days later: “I think we should stop seeing each other.”
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/03/21 03:13 AM
6

“Freemasons” and “birds nest”.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/02/21 08:45 PM
19

“I caught you a delicious bass!”
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/02/21 01:15 PM
27

Based on the state of their underwear I’d say this is exactly why.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/02/21 01:11 PM
6

A good friend of mine had to contact his roommates family to come take his roommate away because he was severely clinically depressed, lost his job, couldn't pay rent, and wouldn't leave his bedroom. They finally did, and when my friend finally went in that bedroom to clean it he found like 20 pee bottles in there, and the room itself was filthy . The bedroom was right next door to the bathroom too. So fucking gross.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/02/21 04:55 PM
23

Multiple pee jars.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/02/21 01:10 PM
8

There’s some diarrhea in there too.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/02/21 01:08 PM
1

My sister and I do, as kind of a joke.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/02/21 11:02 PM
5

“She bursts into hysterical laughter. Once she has her giggling fits somewhat under control she gets up and leaves.”
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/02/21 11:00 PM
14

I’m 57 and look....much better than he does.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/02/21 10:57 PM
10

Thanks. I’m older than most Redditers so I never know if I’m missing some slang terms. “Damn kids! Get off my lawn!”
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/02/21 03:09 PM
5

What does he mean by “bird”? An actual bird or some weird hairstyle?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/02/21 03:05 PM
24

Ok Pornstache 🙄
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/02/21 09:04 PM
19

It was, till Christianity got ahold of it.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/02/21 09:15 PM
12

This is exactly what it is. They think having blond hair and blue eyes are the height of human achievement 🙄
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/02/21 09:13 PM
4

Or Mickey Rourke in “Diner”. He does this with a box of popcorn at a movie theater.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/02/21 04:00 PM
17

Too bad you couldn’t keep them in the divorce.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/02/21 03:59 PM
17

I'd love to read the constructive criticism!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/02/21 05:59 PM
6

I’m cf and sometimes if someone asks why I look so much younger than my years I’ll jokingly say it’s because I have no kids. The reality is that I take very good care of my skin and myself in general.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/02/21 09:03 PM
89

When I was in therapy for depression 15 years ago my therapist told me that porn addiction was a big problem when she did couples counseling. I shudder to think how horrible a problem it is now, 15 years later.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/02/21 03:58 PM
23

Your "living with family": own your home, financially stable, allowing family to live with you for mutual benefit. LVM "living with family": un or underemployed, living in parents basement, playing video games, sucking up resources and contributing nothing. They're just pissed that the resources they're sucking up aren't yours.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/02/21 02:05 PM
85

Holy crap, I thought it WAS his exwife!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/02/21 06:08 PM
7

“Cat Lady” is the highest of all aspirations!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/02/21 12:06 PM
44

Those cat descriptions are oddly specific lol. Seriously though that whole plan sounds amazing.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/02/21 10:29 PM
9

I had to look it up. I’m so out of touch!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/02/21 01:03 PM
3

Are you fucking kidding me? He is definitely punching above his weight class!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/02/21 07:01 PM
53

He won’t be chasing any toddlers; he’ll expect the little woman to do all that.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/02/21 12:59 AM
68

I never understood how people berated vanilla ice cream. It's one of my favorite flavors!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/02/21 04:58 PM
30

OMG you are so lucky your ex is an idiot.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/02/21 01:59 AM
63

How is this not attempted murder?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/01/21 06:20 PM
13

My LVM ex-husband was from SE London. He was a tumor that I thankfully managed to excise! And no he didn't drive.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/01/21 05:48 PM
14

Me too. I was goth in the 80s and 90s and dealt with this BS all the time. I couldn’t stand it then and still can’t. Like dude, I’m not here to entertain you and make your life more exciting. Fuck off!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/01/21 01:07 PM
6

I do the same. It’s in my handbag right now.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/01/21 04:55 AM
137

True. I’m an overweight middle aged woman but I know if I sit by myself in a bar long enough some guy will eventually chat me up. Chances are he won’t be the man of my dreams but if my only goal is to get laid mission accomplished.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/01/21 02:07 AM
8

"Ahh you, or ahhh you not, a naahhhc?"
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/01/21 08:42 PM
82

When is high tide?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/01/21 01:12 PM
29

This is a great analogy, and I have a LOT of shoes :)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/01/21 01:08 PM
31

I love this movie. And Melissa McCarthy in general.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/01/21 12:59 PM
10

r/badwomensanatomy
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/01/21 01:13 PM
4

Fellow Gen Xer here. I agree.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/01/21 10:46 PM
3

“His legs became wobbly”! Yeah I’ll bet they did, as he anticipated the unwanted sexual attention he’d have to tolerate in prison (hopefully!). 😆
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/01/21 10:45 PM
32

Yup.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/01/21 10:48 PM
5

Oh me too!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/01/21 01:53 PM
14

Yes. Alcoholics are my specialty. Dad was a functioning alcoholic so it made sense I was used to that behavior.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/01/21 02:47 PM
62

I eventually stopped have sex with my ex husband altogether because he nagged me for anal sex so much that I was afraid he eventually just anally rape me. I divorced him not long afterwards.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/01/21 02:42 PM
82

I’m 57. The only reason I wish I was younger is so my joints don’t hurt as much.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/01/21 02:32 AM
20

Yes the Equestranauts.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/01/21 09:51 PM
44

When I was in high school (40 years ago) a male student lost a race to a girl, couldn’t accept it and made her re-race him 4 times. She beat him every time. He only made himself look worse and worse each time 🙄
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/01/21 01:17 AM
81

I remember reading this exact paragraph and laughing out loud.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/01/21 01:02 PM
115

My boyfriend is 55 and still gets hard as a rock. I can’t wrap my head around some of the shit I read in this sub about 20something or even late teen guys who can’t get it up due to porn use. Back in my day 18 year old guys had almost permanent erections LOL!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/01/21 04:15 AM
39

I detest these blatant attempts at manipulation, no matter who is doing it.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/01/21 11:57 AM
392

I had a roommate years ago who used to regularly threaten suicide if her mother didn’t pay her rent for her. She tried that shit on me once and my reply was “Just make sure you don’t leave a mess”. She never tried it again and yes she’s still alive.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/01/21 02:56 AM
11

She dumped him according to his last edit LOL!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/01/21 10:50 PM
7

This sounds familiar. There was someone whose similar incel posts used to wind up in the niceguys subz
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/01/21 07:05 PM
4

Judging from this picture I'd say he's between two nutsacks.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/01/21 07:09 PM
18

This. When I do this at work I call it "baring my teeth" in my mind LOL.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/01/21 06:05 PM
107

A few year ago my male boss told a roomful of people that I was one of two people in our rather large branch (finiancial institution) that he was afraid of. Over the years I’ve gotten very good at establishing boundaries.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/01/21 01:13 PM
57

These dudes don’t eat dinner anywhere that requires a reservation.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/01/21 03:41 AM
26

Yeah this is my locale. I can smell them from here 🤢
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/01/21 02:21 AM
206

Wait till they hit 60. My married female friends all look great; the husbands, not so much.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/01/21 02:15 AM
7

He gives me secondhand embarrassment and makes me want to give him one of my bras.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/01/21 09:55 PM
10

Those boobs are bigger that mine!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/01/21 09:15 PM
11

My dog never growled at anyone, except for the cable guy who came to my mothers house once. To this day I wonder what she saw in him that made her act like that.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/12/20 06:21 PM
38

When I worked at a hair salon 25 years ago one of the apprentices, who was a really creepy guy, got fired for looking up the number of a client and calling her to ask her out. I can still remember his face because he used to use too much self tanner and resembled a rotisserie chicken.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/12/20 05:47 PM
7

WTF?? I'm older than a lot of people on here and remember 18-20something guys could ALWAYS get it and keep it up, to the point of annoyance in fact :)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/12/20 05:08 PM
5

My moisturizer, sunscreen and naturally oily skin have kept my skin wrinkle free for 57 years. Most men my age look like ass.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/12/20 03:33 PM
18

My father told me I was ugly regularly throughout my middle school years. It took going through therapy decades later to realize how traumatic that was and how it created lifelong relationship problems I still am not completely over, and I’m in my 50s.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/12/20 01:13 PM
24

Where was this from? It’s hilarious!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/12/20 12:28 AM
9

This thing is, I AM sarcastic, and I can make men who say this type of shit cry.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/12/20 03:05 PM
12

It was the damn autocorrect!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/12/20 09:49 PM
92

Too bad you couldn't pull them out and take them with you when you broke up with him.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/12/20 08:20 PM
82

I bought my LVM ex form years ago a beautiful expensive wool sweater; his reaction was to complain that it itched. Never again.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/12/20 02:50 PM
38

“Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a penis replacer!!”
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/12/20 10:46 PM
45

If my boyfriend ever asked me to sit with him while he played video games and make comments as an expression of my love I’d laugh in his face.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/12/20 04:51 PM
2

It was in Scary Mommy a few days ago. I’ll look for it.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/12/20 05:34 AM
101

I read a confession post recently about a woman who begged her fiancé repeatedly not to smash the cake in her face at their wedding and he said he wouldn’t; lo and behold, he did it anyway. She filed for an annulment the next day.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/12/20 05:28 AM
6

Years ago I broke up with the loser I'd been seeing and he kept asking if I cheated on him ( I hadn't) and was breaking up to be with the other guy. Apparently he could understand being traded in for a better model but not wrap his head around the fact that I'd rather be alone than with him.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/12/20 05:10 PM
35

I had a breast reduction (DDD down to a C). I couldn’t get insurance to pay for it but its still the best $$ I’ve ever spent. Fuck any guy who says otherwise.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/12/20 12:52 PM
3

Thanks!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/12/20 08:32 PM
17

Can you link the post?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/12/20 02:45 PM
10

I have to agree with you; this movie was great!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/12/20 11:09 AM
8

This is 4am drunk food for me and my girlfriends, not dinner date food.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/12/20 11:03 AM
18

I have severe RBF so I thankfully don’t get these questions.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/12/20 01:01 AM
9

Or take of you when you’re old. They may have their own lives and be unavailable.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/12/20 02:10 AM
17

I actually really am a good cleaner upper. I used to clean up after my mother made thanksgiving dinner; it’d take hours but the next morning the kitchen looked like thanksgiving never happened! It’s the deal I make whenever anyone cooks for me.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/12/20 02:01 AM
1

He can get one of those light therapy boxes to treat his SAD!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/12/20 12:42 AM
2

One of my friends was going to hyphenate but opted out when she realized (correctly) that her and her fiances last names together sounded like pig latin. She wound up taking his last name for simplicity's sake but is no pickme.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/12/20 06:29 PM
2

I want to faceplant right into it! Looks delish!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/12/20 05:52 PM
6

My mother LOVES him (she's French but we live in the US). Her reaction to the scandal was a dismissive wave of the hand. I remember his name came up at a dinner party she gave for her her visiting French cousins and she was going on and on about how attractive he was and I blurted out what a disgusting pig he was. Her reaction was "Oh it figures you'd say that THAT perfectly in French" and rolled her eyes. I'm far from fluent.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/12/20 03:04 PM
7

And perform a vital service!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/12/20 02:50 PM
11

I wonder if some cat breeds are hypoallergenic, like poodles are in the the dog world?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/12/20 02:20 PM
3

And the furniture. Took me right back to my childhood!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/12/20 08:13 PM
7

20s me wouldn't have touched a 40 year old man with a 10 foot pole.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/12/20 07:52 PM
5

IKR?!? LOL!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/12/20 04:13 PM
11

"The Fall" and the "50 Shades" movies have made Jamie Dornan completely repulsive to me.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/12/20 04:10 PM
7

They’d wind up in a concentration camp or simply lined up and shot.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy06/12/20 02:28 PM
19

To pee in, probably.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/12/20 02:12 AM
3

How'd he do on the car ride home? Did he sit in a pantload of his own excrement? Throw the soiled pants in some bushes and drive home pantless? Enquiring minds want to know!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/12/20 02:52 PM
3

Proceeds to knock them to the ground.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/12/20 02:45 PM
2

I've always hated rom-coms and it took finding this sub to figure out exactly why!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/12/20 03:02 PM
2

Yikes! Good to know.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/12/20 03:25 PM
3

GSD ears are the best!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/12/20 01:24 PM
8

I had a super friendly dog years ago that I only ever heard growl once, at the cable guy who came to install the cable. She obviously could tell something about him that we mere humans could not.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/12/20 01:22 PM
5

Inheritance does not count as communal property; it’s yours alone alone as long as you keep it separate and don’t commingle.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/12/20 01:18 PM
35

I periodically work with a guy in his 70s whose wife died maybe 3 years ago. He had a live in girlfriend within 6 months. Another coworker and I used to joke about him and how men are completely unable to take care of themselves.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/12/20 01:08 PM
40

Oh he inevitably would have.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/11/20 09:48 PM
5

It's just allergies dammit!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/11/20 02:32 PM
20

Younger American men overseas are just an embarrassment honestly. You can absolutely pick them out of a crowd and not in a good way.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/11/20 01:46 PM
21

My best friend cleaned out a male ex roommates room and found a TON of bottles filled with pee. This roommates room was next toy the bathroom. So fucking gross!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/11/20 12:47 PM
8

If it were a medical issue he’d be talking like that to everyone. It sounds like it’s really just his wife, and occasionally his friends, that he likes to torture.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/11/20 10:28 PM
31

Omg I was just reading this. My jaw hit the floor! I would have left the supermarket and kept going, straight over the horizon!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/11/20 11:02 PM
44

Oh please include that! That’d be awesome to read!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/11/20 12:22 AM
7

At least the floor is clean.../s
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/11/20 08:07 PM
116

Anal. Don't forget anal.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/11/20 06:52 PM
6

Back in my high school years (the late 70s) the cars at least were big enough to have sex in.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/10/20 01:10 PM
15

Fellow Gen X (bordering on Boomer) here. This is true! I’m still friends with my girlfriends from my early 20s. All LVM/LVW have been left in the dust.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/10/20 02:00 PM
3

Pls PM me as well. Thanks!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/20 01:22 PM
2

Yeah I’m curious as hell. Pm me is you don’t mind sharing OP.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/20 12:07 PM
15

I guess I’ve never thought it was important to prop up some guys ego.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/09/20 11:40 AM
39

I’ve never faked an orgasm and I feel like I’m the only woman I know who hasn’t. Is it really that prevalent?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/09/20 09:18 AM
3

To be fair they are the least obnoxious thing about him, and they're pretty obnoxious!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/09/20 07:47 PM
8

Those Chiclet teeth are going to give me nightmares!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/09/20 07:35 PM
10

Sounds like his dad has a decent head on his shoulders in regards to his money. Same can't be said for his parenting skills.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/09/20 02:51 PM
15

It's like there's two kinds of ugly; incidental ugly and "trying really hard to be" ugly.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/09/20 02:50 PM
15

I saw this recently; would recommend.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/09/20 10:48 PM
19

No judgement; this is totally something that would happen, and has happened, to me.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/09/20 10:47 PM
4

Preach. I have the same issue with that sub, and IRL.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/09/20 12:01 PM
17

My sister used to be a massage therapist. The place she worked for had a list of guys who were blackballed (or blue balled) from the establishment for precisely this type of shit. It was a long list too.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/09/20 11:55 AM
14

This is my plan, along with my sister and my gay best friend (he’s a guy).
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/09/20 12:09 AM
8

I wish someone had sat me down and told me this when I was a teen/20s. Unfortunately I was surrounded by pickmes, including my own mother, who always tried to make me to feel inferior, unattractive and like I had to bend over backwards for male approval. It took me a long while to completely reject the pickme mindset, but it helped that I always had a feeling deep within my psyche that it was all bullshit. I credit this for avoiding a lot of the really horrible consequences of pickme behavior, s…
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/09/20 01:43 PM
8

Me too! I though I was looking at a tray of udon noodles! Probably because I’ve been craving Chinese food all day.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/09/20 01:25 AM
4

I almost vomited looking at those 🤮
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/09/20 09:56 PM
31

Yet another instance of the Onion and real life being interchangeable.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/09/20 06:02 PM
19

Isn’t it a crime to mess with someone else’s mail?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/09/20 01:51 PM
1

At least one of them has the seat down.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/07/20 12:37 AM
2

I’d never thought of that! Luckily my boyfriend loves cats.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/06/20 03:45 PM
1

I used to get this a lot, during my dating dry spells. Since I want fucking any guy who wanted me I must be a lesbian.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/06/20 03:21 PM
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