"fuck you, wannabe tough guy" "he's using ad-hominems!!!" You're a hypocrite brainless cretin. Your comment was one of literal ignorance, you were called on it, then decided your coomer brain wanted to bite back. You failed.
Stop inventing straw men. Dining here takes as long or roughly as little as you want it to take. Every country I've eaten in has been roughly the same: Greece, Italy, France, Netherlands, Germany, Spain, Scotland, England, Ireland, Wales, Belgium, and even Luxembourg. You can be in and out in 60 mins or stay for 180. Get a passport.
Murica. Everywhere in Europe waits till you're finished one course before bringing the next. They also take the plates away. Your way of doing things is dogshit.
No, bro, just that "I'd smash em all up" always sounds absolutely cringer online. I totally sympathise with your intent, but you know better than I that shit goes south really quick. We're on the same side, and I apologize for being a dick about it rather than just upfront.