just pretending something innocuous is up, like babe u got a phone call or our bud just got here say hi or the bartender is my friend i told u about or can u take me to the bathroom or even ask your girl to accompany you for a ciggie.
You have a crush on someone who calls you a bitch sometimes? And moody? Like what, if you say something he doesn't like? You're thinking too hard about someone who sucks. Find another one.