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My mom used to paint my nails and make me wear dresses when I was too young to realize it was fucked up. It’s a miracle I’m not a soy boy.
/r/MGTOW16/02/18 11:54 AM
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I love the term “soy boy”. Has such a nice ring to it.
/r/MGTOW15/02/18 03:55 AM
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Proud NEET here and for the most part I love it. Parents are nice enough to not charge me rent. I share one of the cars we have with my sister, I only use it to get food or go to the gym so I pitch in for gas (and insurance if I can). I make like $2-3/hr playing video games and watching netflix/youtube, so my job is actually enjoyable and not work to me at all because that’s what I do in my free time anyways. I also pay for my food and workout supplements in addition to helping out around the ho…
/r/MGTOW15/02/18 03:51 AM
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I agree up to a certain point. I’ve always been able to gain/lose weight without even trying. Though the heavier I get the more difficult it becomes to keep gaining.
/r/MGTOW12/02/18 06:37 PM
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Sounds like nobody runs in your family ba dum tsss
/r/MGTOW12/02/18 06:36 PM
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A saw a post on TRP like this where she went on a 2 month business trip to Germany, they hired a temp, temp did a great job and the OP promised the temp it wasn’t a temp job. The lady was going to be coming back from her trip to take her job back, this new girl broke down and the boss man had feelios for her. Let her stay and transferred the other girl to a different branch. Pretty fucking awesome.
/r/MGTOW12/02/18 06:26 AM
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Surprised she didn’t call him a virgin basement-dweller.
/r/MGTOW12/02/18 06:07 AM
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I’d say it’s easier to lose than maintain tbh. I went from 180lbs to 230lbs in 3 months on my first bulk. Cut a little bit and slowly bulked up to now 282lbs over the next year. Started taking pinning test 3 months ago at 250lbs. I’m trying to get to 300 and it’s fucking difficult. Maintaining requires mild force feeding, and in order to gain I need to force feed, eat relatively dirty, and include a 1200 calorie massgainer shake. All to gain 1lb a week. I was going to cut a few weeks ago but dec…
/r/MGTOW12/02/18 06:02 AM
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That sounds like a hell of a weekend. Out and alone with some good bros, food, a piece of ass, and some drinks. I don’t even drink alcohol, but that sounds like it would be incredibly enjoyable.
/r/MGTOW12/02/18 05:53 AM
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If I really feel the need to get off I can rub one out in like 30 seconds. To fuck a girl you have to arrange a time to meet up, maybe go out, do the deed, and then either leave immediately and hurt her feelings or hang out and watch tv for a while. Waste of time. I'm also 280lbs and I get sweaty as fuck which is gross, and makes it harder to finish so I end up lasting too long. By the time I get to 315lbs I don't think I'll even be able to have decent sex where I'm not on the bottom.
/r/MGTOW07/02/18 06:40 AM
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You need to be conscious to get aroused Source? I used to finger my ex while she was sleeping, eventually she woke up, but she was soaked before she was conscious. I wake up with boners all the time. If you're a heavy sleeper a little stimulation won't wake you up. Sex probably would, but to say your dick can't get hard while you're sleeping is retarded. You're not making any sense.
/r/MGTOW07/02/18 06:29 AM
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Chump change for going out and having sex with people she finds attractive? She'd make more whoring herself out on the streets to whomever, but that's EASY money, and $3k isn't really chump change. A lot of people don't even make that in a month. That's like 230 triple chicken bowls from chipotle.
/r/MGTOW07/02/18 06:25 AM
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21 here, no vasectomy but steroids pretty much make you infertile with the way I've been using them. Not like I'm chasing tail anyways, just trying to see how strong I can get before I die. It'll probably come in handy later in life though when I have more free time.
/r/MGTOW07/02/18 06:19 AM
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Those pushups at like 2:00 were fucking nuts. Cool seeing him deadlift with one leg. I’ve been trying to get my dad into deadlifting lately, but he refuses. His buddy accidentally shot his leg while they were hunting and part of his quad is gone on one leg. Chris Hickson had a completely ruptured quad and was still able to pull somewhat heavy.
/r/MGTOW04/02/18 04:30 AM
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Literally every moderately overweight woman has a legit handicapped parking pass. It’s so fucked. I see 80 year old veterans limping across the parking lot and these nasty bitches get parking privileges because of their “thyroid condition”.
/r/MGTOW03/02/18 08:12 PM
18

Same here except I was powerlifting instead of "exercising". I ate all that shit and turned into a jacked and strong as shit 270lb monster (compared to 98% of the population, at least). Now I get looks everywhere I go from everyone. Fucking love dirty bulking.
/r/TheRedPill30/01/18 04:59 PM
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Muh condishunz
/r/MGTOW29/01/18 09:05 PM
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Or just completely dodge the subject. I’ve done that with a few girls and it is disgustingly hilarious when they keep trying to get back on that subject. Usually “damn that’s funny lol but seriously I’m just sick of getting fucked over and I’m tired of being lonely :/“ “Lol that sucks 🤷🏼‍♂️ send another meme 😂😂😂” It’s so cringey when they bring up being single again and how much they miss having a someone to cuddle with.
/r/MGTOW28/01/18 11:19 PM
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I’ve ditched “friends” for this same thing. All they do is complain about what is going on with them. I’d console them, give out advice when asked, drop whatever I’m doing and leave to go hang out with them, etc. “You’re such a good friend dude.” Then I’ll type out multiple paragraphs describing my situation and say I need to get out and lift or eat. Responds 2hrs later “Cant, busy right now lol” playing video games. Some people just really fucking suck. Women especially, but a lot of guys in pa…
/r/MGTOW28/01/18 11:10 PM
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It’s kind of ironic, usually the fatter they are the more ridiculous of a diet they follow.
/r/MGTOW28/01/18 11:06 PM
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So I should manspread because I don’t want to sit next to whores with their leaking cunts hanging out of their shorts, right?
/r/MGTOW28/01/18 11:00 PM
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Lmfao unintentionally read that in my middle school bus driver’s voice. Holy shit she was a bitch haha
/r/MGTOW28/01/18 10:52 PM
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What’d they say?
/r/MGTOW28/01/18 10:49 PM
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Fair enough. I can fuck with that. Baby steps! :D
/r/MGTOW25/01/18 11:31 PM
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I’m in tears
/r/MGTOW23/01/18 01:04 AM
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Muh condishuns
/r/MGTOW23/01/18 01:03 AM
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Same here. Every girl I’ve dated has been “raped” or molested. Last chick I was with told me she was raped when she was 13, again at 15 by someone else, and again at 17 when she got wasted and screwed an equally wasted guy. I didn’t really see her as a victim, I’m a realist and a thinker, I can’t empathize without knowing the entire story. I berated her with questions asking why she never called the cops, told her parents, or even considered pressing charges. Turns out from her point of view eve…
/r/MGTOW23/01/18 12:55 AM
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Wish these two would take Robbie’s cancer
/r/MGTOW23/01/18 12:50 AM
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He*
/r/MGTOW23/01/18 12:48 AM
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/r/murderedbywords
/r/MGTOW23/01/18 12:44 AM
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I’ve gotten blocked by a handful of women I enjoyed jerking off to recently. Honestly no idea what triggered it. One was a chick who used to have a crush on me, but was playing games and trying to make me jealous by flirting with another coworker. Saw her at the gym the other day ~3 years later and she was all flirty. She made a comment about how she felt like a casual lifter because she forgot her gym gloves, I sent her a funny meme about people who lift with gloves and she said “hahahahhahah”.…
/r/MGTOW23/01/18 12:38 AM
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Started taking test 2 months ago. Now I’ve got like 20x the normal amount of test in my body. I’m pretty much a walking erection nowadays, and morning wood is actually painful.
/r/MGTOW22/01/18 09:28 AM
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You’re getting downvoted, but I agree with the first statement. I hate squats and I have one of the best asses on the planet and pretty fucking solid quads and hams. Every time I squat I end up getting hurt, so it’s not even worth it. Deadlifting, on the other hand, if you don’t do that you’re shooting yourself in the foot. It’ll jack up your hamstrings, quads, lats, spinal erectors, traps, and forearms. And it’s cooler in my opinion. Squats can go to hell lol.
/r/TheRedPill01/01/18 04:50 AM
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I want to be a machinist
/r/TheRedPill30/12/17 02:33 AM
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Yeah I never noticed any euphoric feelings.
/r/TheRedPill30/12/17 02:22 AM
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Always had a thick as fuck waist. Even when I was 180-200 I still had a 36-38" waist. I'm real big boned and stocky. Long legs, short and VERY thick torso. Very little fat on my chest and back, measure my chest 2 days ago and it was 50.5". This is a pretty good example of my build. Look pretty much exactly like that except I'm not quite as big and nowhere near as strong as him. Maybe I'll bench 675+ one day though, bout to hit 405 within the next 2-3 weeks and I've only got a 10-11 months of ser…
/r/TheRedPill30/12/17 01:27 AM
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I heard that a lot too, never experienced it myself. Might just be older guys that feel that from the sudden massive increase in test. I'm only 21 and although I never got it checked I'm pretty sure I had naturally high test anyways.
/r/TheRedPill30/12/17 01:22 AM
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What dose? I kickstarted my cycle with it. 50mg ED the first week was too much, felt like I was gonna die. Always very out of breath and I could feel my blood pressure going up, everything was always throbbing lol. 25mg ED for the next 4 weeks then went back to 50 for the last week. Loved the stuff. Enjoy it lol.
/r/TheRedPill29/12/17 10:42 PM
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Yesterday was my last dose of it for a while. Will have to see what happens to my weight now that it’s out of the equation.
/r/TheRedPill29/12/17 08:39 PM
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Think it has more to do with the effects of the drugs. Particularly on dbol your muscles are always full. Think like every muscle in your body is half pumped 24/7. Everyone looks better with a pump, and for a guy like me at ~20% bf, a pump really brings out the size and makes me look leaner.
/r/TheRedPill29/12/17 08:18 PM
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I’ve never done either of those programs. I just bench, deadlift, and train my legs and shoulders hard. Rarely train my biceps, but I do destroy my triceps. My arms are 19” with a full pump. As long as you are benching, overhead pressing and training traps, delts, and triceps hard you will not have a lagging upper body.
/r/TheRedPill29/12/17 07:23 PM
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Yea lol my waist measured at like 41” the other day and based on the way I look now compared to how I did at 240 I’m definitely at or under 20%. I’d like to stay at 275 and get to 14-16% bf, I want to see my abs again. Good luck with your cut man!
/r/TheRedPill29/12/17 06:37 PM
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Who said all the weight I put on was muscle?
/r/TheRedPill29/12/17 06:34 PM
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I gained 40lbs in 6 weeks. Not 40lbs of muscle in 6 weeks lmao. 20-25lbs of it is water weight for sure. Can’t imagine I haven’t put on a significant ampunt of muscle. Bench is up to ~40lbs and deadlift is up ~40 as well. Despite gaining so much weight I look better now at 277 than I did at 240. Bigger, stronger, fuller, and leaner.
/r/TheRedPill29/12/17 06:33 PM
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How tall are you? Unless you’re like 5’1 or drastically underestimating your bf% you should look pretty solid and beefy at 220.
/r/TheRedPill29/12/17 08:57 AM
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I started on test 6 weeks ago and my diet has always been shit. 5’10”. Started at 240, today I weighed 277 with shoes on and I am noticeably leaner. Almost a 40lb gain in 6 weeks and I’m at the same or lower bf%. I ate the same before I started juicing though. No soda and I loathe pizza. Diet consists of chipotle, double cheesesteaks, popcorn chicken, and cheeseburgers. Mcdonald’s is fine imo, you’ll bloat a little bit from the side effect of increased water retention since mcd’s is loaded with …
/r/TheRedPill29/12/17 08:55 AM
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Just warmup lol. T-rex development?
/r/TheRedPill29/12/17 07:11 AM
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Not trying to take anything away from that guy, but he is sure as fuck not natural lol. His deadlift is on par with Eric Lilliebridge’s. Dude’s a fucking freak, but I guarantee you he is not natty. There will always be a disparity. Competing at THAT level, a natural guy will have no chance at giving the best enhanced lifters a run for their money.
/r/TheRedPill29/12/17 04:40 AM
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I already started juicing a few weeks ago. I’n set on a 900 pull and 600 bench. Best natty lifts were 605 deadlift and 360 bench all within 9 months of training so I think I’ve got the genetics to at least give it a good shot. 900lb deadlift isn’t possible naturally, sorry to break it to you. If you want to get a good idea of the natural strength limits look up Steve Shaw. You will not reach that kind of strength unless you bulked to 345+, and even then you will still be quite a bit weaker than …
/r/TheRedPill29/12/17 01:34 AM
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I JUST hit the 1000lb club with push/pull (bench and deadlift only). I hit the overall 1000lb club after 4ish months of serious strength training. No offense, but that’s a pretty weak max deadlift, even for a beginner. What do you weigh? Because of that I’m going to assume you don’t have a solid strength base built up. I always tell newer guys and people who are deadlifting under 500 the same thing George Leeman tells his clients. Linear progression will take you SO far when you haven’t built up…
/r/TheRedPill29/12/17 01:29 AM
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Same here. Pulled 315 as a max back in March. Loved it so much I dedicated all my training to get a 900lb deadlift. I’ve never taken 2 scoops of hyde though. Usually one makes me nauseous after 15-20min. 10min in I feel like a God though, and that’s ideally when I will go for a max. I have to take it after a few warmup sets or else I’ll get bloated, feel like puking when I hold my breath, and I can’t fit my belt the way I like to lol.
/r/TheRedPill29/12/17 01:07 AM
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If only that’s what it was really like. Getting close to a 7 plate pull. 630 the other day, probably had 645-650 in me if I made the jump. Fuck I love deadlifting. Anyone reading this, if you lift and don’t deadlift you fucking suck. Only exception are people who physically can’t due to injuries.
/r/TheRedPill29/12/17 12:05 AM
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Only 21, honestly probably not mature enough to have made the decision to start. I’m impulsive, but adult decisions have adult consequences. I have wanted kids in the past, but with the way my life is going I can barely make time to have a girlfriend, let alone build a proper and strong relationship that would be tremendously beneficial to raise a child in. Maybe my mind will changw, and if it does hopefully I can make use of some other drugs to aid in the recovery process, if not then it wasn’t…
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 10:03 PM
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It is true, although overblown. There have been people who have been on for years and have fully recovered. The longer you’re on the longer it will take to recover and kickstart your body into naturally producing test again, and regardless there’s always the chance your body won’t. Everybody is different, some guys can be on for a year and never recover. And since that’s a possibility, in my opinion, if you’re not willing to be pinning yourself for life, you should never even consider taking ste…
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 09:54 PM
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My buddy wih the injuries is getting by. One thing most powerlifters have is extreme dedication to the gym. He has found ways to still train. Behind the back deadlifts/barbell hack squats and benching with a football bar while wearing a slingshot is good enough for now. It’s better than nothing lol. It’s cool, I showed him the behind the back deadlifts and told him to give them a try, the look on his face when he pulled 135 pain free was unforgettable.
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 06:58 PM
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Nope those are signs that everything is working properly. Bloat is from water retention and the nut shrinking means the test I have is real. I’m getting so much test in my body now that it is naturally shutting down its own test production aka balls get small.
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 06:50 PM
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Sucks man. My buddy totaled 1650 @220 at his first meet. Like a 400 bench 700 deadlift and 650 squat. Fractured his L5 and herniated a disc from squatting. Then a few weeks later he fucked up his shoulder benching like 275. All it takes is one ugly rep to destroy you. Consider yoursef blessed you’re pretty much recovered, my buddy will likely never be able to deadlift or squat again. I haven’t quite figured out pinning yet either. First 2 weeks I rotated between my VGs, reason I stopped is becau…
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 03:42 PM
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Dbol is an oral, just taking half of a pill each day 30min-1hr before my workout. Thanks, I’m 100% certain I could’ve at least benched 425 and deadlifted 700 naturally, not sure about squat maybe ~600. But yeah just did my final pin of week 4 (twice a week, running 600/week) and the gains are flowing in. Up 15lbs from 255. Face is a bit bloated, nuts just started shrinking a few days ago, shorter temper and more confident (not getting nervous at all during job interviews), higher sex drive, I’m …
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 01:39 PM
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Yessir. Started the first week with 50mg/dbol every day, but my blood pressure got really high really fast. Been on 25mg every day and everything has been going really well. I only ohp once every month or two, the last 2-3 months I’ve been between 205 and 215 strict. Crushed 245 the other day, probably had 255 in me but I was a little nervous and figured I’d just take the 30lb PR. Same on bench, nearly paused 390 the same day I did 380 but failed due to inefficient form, I know for a fact I have…
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 01:08 PM
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It’s not a shortcut and it’s not easy lmao the things I want to do aren’t even possible without them. Even before I started I was already ahead of 95% of natural athletes in terms of strength. You think it’s easy sticking yourself with a needle multiple times a week and that thing you put in your body that you’re not 100% sure what it is may kill you? If your drugs are real they give you more energy to last longer and go harder in the gym. The guys at the untested competitions would still be the…
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 01:02 PM
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So you’re not on any drugs to stop you from seeing inanimate objects from following you?
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 12:50 PM
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You chose to go to the doctor and get prescribed pills to fix a problem you have. Without those pills you are a mentally ill and unproductive waste of skin. If I am a drug addict then so are you whether you see it or not.
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 12:47 PM
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They don’t call it a performance enhancing drug for no reason. If steroids didn’t exist I would never have done them. If every person I’ve ever looked up to wasn’t on steroids I wouldn’t have done them. If a 900lb deadlift, 600lb bench, and 800lb squat were all possible without steroids I never would have done them. Sure there are guys who can squat and bench that, but they’re 350+lb lard asses with diabetes and loads of other health issues and they’ve trained for dozens of years to reach that l…
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 12:38 PM
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More of an enhancement. I was fine without the test, but on it I’m even better. It was a necessity anyways, always had the dream of hitting elite powerlifting numbers. If that’s a crutch to me then the shit you’re on to make you stop seeing signs follow you is definitely a crutch lmao
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 12:23 PM
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You seem to care otherwise you wouldn’t keep responding lul
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 12:13 PM
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You shouldn’t be alive. Now you’ll probably end up reproducing and just passing on your mental issues to your kids so they can spend their entire lives spending money on medication so they can function like a normal human being. Hooray modern medicine!
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 12:09 PM
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Yes he wanted to up the dose or put me on something else. I said “fuck that shit, these drugs are bad/unnatural. I’ll just deal with the hand I was dealt.” Stopped seeing him and threw away the pills. Never in my life had I been better. A year later and I’ve found the magic of testosterone. Hard to be depressed when you’re constantly thinking about the gym like a kid does Christmas on its Eve. Antidepressants are a bullshit scam. People become dependent on them just like they do on other drugs l…
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 11:59 AM
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I just took what the doctor gave me. Because I figured he knew what was best!
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 11:41 AM
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I’ve tried prozac and wellbutrin, don’t remember the dosage. Was over a year ago. I just took however many pills the bottle said to take. For this guy though, a weekly shot of 200mg/test cypionate would do him wonders. A trt dose is much safer and has way more benefits than any ssri. In fact there are many cases where fucked up people get even more fucked up taking antidepressants. I’ve had 2 doctors tell me creatine will give me cancer. They said powdered whey protein is incredibly taxing on yo…
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 11:33 AM
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I’ve been on depression meds before. Quit them cold turkey and started blasting testosterone. Never felt better in my life. Most doctors are shit heads. If the guy has low t they still might not give it to him. My dad’s test was at the very bottom of normal levels, aka really fucking low. The level he was at there are some docs who would put him on trt in a heartbeat, and others would just say that he’s fine and doesn’t need it. Does he need it? No, he’s not going to fall over and die if he does…
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 11:12 AM
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Get off the depression meds and hop on self prescribed TRT. It will blow your fucking mind.
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 10:43 AM
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Sounds like some naruto shit
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 10:42 AM
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Nothing gets my test flowing like injecting it. 350-380 bench in 3 weeks, at this rate I’ll be hitting 405 for a double in the next month. Seriously it feels fucking amazing constantly busting PRs and fat nuts.
/r/TheRedPill16/12/17 10:40 AM
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I get different kinds of attention when I'm lean vs when I'm bulky. Back when I was 180 I looked decent and girls liked my body, but now that I'm 270 they won't fucking stop touching me when they're around. Always randomly hugging me, jumping on my back, holding my arm as we walk instead of my hand. Not saying you can't be big and strong at a lighter weight, but when you're 270 18-20% body fat, it's a whole fucking different ball game. Girls are either way more aggressive or way more submissive.…
/r/TheRedPill14/12/17 05:42 AM
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So glad I’m white and not indian. No wonder you guys have it so rough with girls, you smell so fucking disgusting and are usually the biggest betas out there.
/r/TheRedPill13/12/17 04:39 AM
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The "ectomorph, endomorph, mesomorph" crap is a myth. Source for this? I’ve always preached that diets are specific to the individual and that these words are simply body types. Ex. An endo like me has wider hips, shoulders, and a really thick torso. Haven’t measured, but I’m REALLY fucking wide from the side, even when I was 150-160 I looked like I had a big chest, now at 260 that width is enhanced even more and makes me look more jacked. Body types are not a myth, but I do believe that X body …
/r/TheRedPill10/12/17 10:28 AM
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Yeah most pics are fucked. I see charts where the guys under 10% are fucking huge and roided out, and then the 20% guys are just chubby as fuck with no muscle at all. When Poundstone is I’d say between 18-20% here, but he’s still fucking jacked. For someone who is steroid-free AND works out, this is a pretty solid example I could find that is achievable for the average recreational licter.
/r/TheRedPill10/12/17 10:20 AM
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I believe the second part. The perfume some girls wear, even if they are ugly, gets me pretty horny and I feel like I have energy and need to fuck something. Not the smell of pussy juice exactly, but I think a smell that kind of turns you on could have a similar effect.
/r/TheRedPill28/11/17 06:29 AM
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Testerorone drops sharply after you cum. Source? I set gym PRs every time I lift after beating off. Even if it is true, I doubt it drops a substantial amount. Maybe like 0.3% or some miniscule amount.
/r/TheRedPill27/11/17 11:53 PM
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So essentially any man whose #1 priority in life isn’t chasing pussy is a quitting loser? The guys pursuing their dreams and building careers for themselves who are willing to put getting laid on hold while they study/work for a better future are quitting losers? Fuck off, retard.
/r/TheRedPill27/11/17 11:48 PM
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And because the incel sub was banned recently. They all migrated to/brigaded MGTOW.
/r/TheRedPill27/11/17 11:41 PM
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It seems to work for me. Since I stopped I've picked up a few chicks, haven't fucked any yet due to the situation I'm currently in (long story). A few more days and I'll be able to safely and comfortably escalate and close with at least one. I think it only makes a difference if you beat off so much you don't get horny throughout the day. It's harder to pick up girls when your dick is tired and dead, when it isn't you're more likely to drop sexual innuendos mid conversation, which is good for es…
/r/TheRedPill21/02/17 10:58 PM
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