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| -3 | I fucked one up pretty badly. Age shit test?"Whats wrong, scared u won't be able to handle a real man? 😁" | /r/seduction | 25/11/24 12:39 PM |
| 1 | How to respond here without being so literal?"You look like you're pondering one of life's great questions, like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop" | /r/seduction | 10/05/22 11:30 PM |
| 2 | Getting the Conversation StartedHit em w the classic "hey, you look familiar". Lots of potential follow ups. "Aren't you in my advanced astrophysics class?" "Aren't you in the chess club with me?" Or if you're feeling ballsy "pretty sure we hooked up at a frat party last weekend". If she says no. "Well I guess you must have a long lost identical twin then. Your parents have some major explaining to do" | /r/seduction | 20/04/22 08:20 PM |
| 1 | Who told you that I go out with guys like you?"Who told you I go out with guys like you?" -> "what girl wouldn't want to go out w a smart, devastatingly handsome man?" "You sell yourself so bad" -> "are you calling me a hooker??" | /r/seduction | 24/02/22 11:03 PM |
| 0 | How to reply to “I don’t know”?"welcome to depression" | /r/seduction | 23/10/21 09:35 PM |
| 0 | [deleted by user]"Don't worry, I only murder women who remind me of my mother and you're nothing like her" "Don't worry, I couldn't fit more body parts in my freezer if I wanted to" | /r/seduction | 13/10/21 07:50 AM |
| 9 | The misinderstanding crisis"Is this app meant for the ugly?" "Sure seems like it. I thought I was the only beautiful person on here til I saw ur profile" | /r/seduction | 19/09/21 10:16 PM |
| 2 | [deleted by user]"Nice cock... in a friend way" "How bout you suck it... in a friend way" "I see you as a good friend" "You can just admit you wanna fuck me" "I'm going to take my top off" "Okay but only if you let me titty fuck you" "Stop looking at ur watch" "How bout you come over here and make me" "How's it going" "How bout you come over and find out" "Feel my heartbeat" "I can't feel it over ur shirt" | /r/seduction | 18/09/21 11:45 PM |
| 3 | If someone asks if you're together and you're not, what would you reply?"No but she asks me out all the time" "Shhh, don't give her any ideas" | /r/seduction | 20/12/20 04:31 PM |
| 2 | I caught a girl randomly staring into space. I asked what she was staring at. She smiled and asked me what I was staring at. Is she flirting?Thanks my guy. Feel free to steal it if you'd like. You can use it any time a girl looks like she's zoning out. I think it would actually work really well as an opener. | /r/seduction | 02/10/20 12:08 AM |
| 1 | I caught a girl randomly staring into space. I asked what she was staring at. She smiled and asked me what I was staring at. Is she flirting?She was being nice about it | /r/seduction | 02/10/20 12:06 AM |
| 1 | Good response to this opening question?"I felt bad for you" "I was drunk swiping" "Cuz you got them birthin hips" | /r/seduction | 28/09/20 04:19 PM |
| 12 | I caught a girl randomly staring into space. I asked what she was staring at. She smiled and asked me what I was staring at. Is she flirting?Honestly, I think she was telling you to mind your own business. I would've made a joke to lighten the mood, and I would've included an apology to show her I can read between the lines. "Sorry, I was just curious. You looked like you were contemplating life's mysteries... like how many licks it takes to get the center of a tootsie pop" | /r/seduction | 28/09/20 04:51 AM |
| 1 | Is this girl worth my time? Her replies are pretty dead but she's beautiful"What's with that octopus" -> "He's my friend. His names greg" "He's my spirit animal" "How was your day" -> "Fucking incredible" "So fucking good" "Best day ever" "Def one of my top 10 days of all time" "Fucking terrible" "So fucking bad" "God awful, sucked massive sweaty donkey balls" | /r/seduction | 10/09/20 01:57 AM |
| 1 | Who are some "dark triad" youtube personalities?Hell yea man, glad I could help. The following is a lil excerpt from his book. It pretty much describes the behaviors and attitudes you want to implement if your goal is to become a more likeable person. ... Around Los Angeles, I’m known as a positive, upbeat guy. Everyone from the hot new TikTok star to the door guy at Mastro’s seems to love it when I come around. I get free food at Catch because the owner is a fan, and the valet guy brings my car up before anyone else’s. I try my best to greet… | /r/seduction | 08/09/20 06:29 AM |
| 2 | Who are some "dark triad" youtube personalities?I don't know of anyone w dark triad characteristics. But there are two ppl I watch who are incredibly sociable. Both of these individuals are positive, funny, and can talk for hours. The first one is Mike majlak. He co hosts the impaulsive podcast w Logan Paul and is currently dating retired porn star and smoking hot babe lana rhoades. He's also got his own vlog show called the night shift. If you read the comments on his videos ppl always say he's like the cool guy at the party whos friends w e… | /r/seduction | 07/09/20 10:03 PM |
| 1 | Is brunch/lunch any good for a first date?Invite her to go for a walk in the park instead. It's free, you can escalate, and there's more to see and do. If the date is going well and the park is in close proximity to your place, you might even be able to pull her right then and there. | /r/seduction | 07/09/20 03:59 PM |
| 1 | Everything I learned About Shit Testing So FarA service worker doing her job is not a shit test. She's not trying to impose her will on you; she simply doesn't want to get fired. That being said you can still be jokey and fun about it. Make her feel good - chances are she's just as annoyed as you that she has to go thru all these extra cleaning steps bc of covid. "Keep up the good work" "You deserve a raise" "You're fighting the good fight out here" "Aren't you supposed to be wearing a hazmat suit?" Your second example is just bizarre. Ther… | /r/seduction | 07/09/20 08:20 AM |
| 2 | Advice or help tryna bang this chick with a fat ass at my job lmaooM(19)Try gently calling her out on her unenthusiastic responses. Do it in a fun way so she knows you're just playing. "C'mon girl say it like you mean it!" "Damn girl why you acting all shy?!" "Damn girl has the coffee not kicked in yet or something?" | /r/seduction | 27/08/20 02:50 AM |
| 2 | she texted me “i look like the type of guy to cheat” ... what’s my response"I get that a lot" | /r/seduction | 16/08/20 08:01 PM |
| -2 | Flirty physical game suggestionsPoke her Tickle her Snap her bra strap If you're walking next to her you can hip check her Create a secret handshake w her If you're walking in front of her randomly stop so she runs into you Hit her with the old shoulder tap prank Play the hand slap game w her If she's zoning out not paying attention to her surroundings you can scare her Jokingly read her palms Throw things at her (pens, bottlecaps, crumpled up pieces of paper, etc) Have a staring contest w her | /r/seduction | 16/08/20 07:38 AM |
| 3 | How to approach her"Are you ladies gonna come say hi to me or are you just gonna keep staring at me??" "You ladies know it's rude to stare right? I know I'm devastatingly handsome but I'm not just some piece of meat" | /r/seduction | 04/08/20 01:59 AM |
| 0 | Best cologne helps seduction, girls love it on men?Ed hardy villain for men smells just like dolce and gabbana the one but costs way less. A 3.3 oz bottle of d&g is 50 bucks on amazon. You can get a 4.2 oz bottle of ed hardy villain for 20. It suffers from the same problem as d&g the one in that it doesn't project very far or last very long. But since it's so cheap you can spray that shit with abandon and not feel bad about it. | /r/seduction | 29/07/20 10:53 PM |
| 1 | How do I message A girl that I am not close to out of the blue?"Hey stranger, how's your summer going?" | /r/seduction | 29/07/20 10:46 PM |
| 1 | "Skinny" Men, What's Your Best Come-Back When a Rude Woman Needlessly Points Out That You're Not Big?"Muscles are for nerds" "I may be skinny but I'm really good at chess" | /r/seduction | 18/07/20 07:11 PM |
| 2 | Do you have gf? Shit testTell her you're single and ready to mingle | /r/seduction | 28/05/20 10:24 PM |
| 1 | What should I reply?Here's a possible response for when she sends you the pics: "Thanks for the intel future neighbor. You are officially my new favorite customer and I totally owe you a beer" | /r/seduction | 21/05/20 07:19 AM |
| 8 | Girl often complains to me"Have you considered eating/sleeping?" "I heard eating/sleeping is good for when you're hungry/tired" "There's this thing called eating/sleeping, you may have heard of it" "Eat/sleep questionmark" "I don't believe you" "You can't prove that" "Doubt it" "That's what happens when you stay up all night partying" "You know what would help? Cocaine" "When I'm really tired I usually just snort a bunch of cocaine" "Ramen is your friend" "That's what you get for smoking the devil's lettuce" "Hunger is j… | /r/seduction | 29/04/20 08:18 AM |
| 1 | Asked her out, she said "where did this come from all of a sudden"?I prob wouldve just ignored it. "Lol just answer the question" "Lol so is that a yes?" "Hahaha haha ha. But seriously tho" Going forward I'd just wait for her to respond. If she doesn't reply in a day or two send her a message saying something like "u never answered my question". Anyway, I'm far from an expert so feel free to take it or leave it. | /r/seduction | 18/04/20 09:35 PM |
| 1 | how to respond"Let's just say there's a reason my friends call me the white yao ming" | /r/seduction | 17/04/20 08:44 PM |
| 2 | She casually mentions that another guy slid into her DMs?Call her a heartbreaker. Say you're gonna keep an eye on her cuz she's trouble. | /r/seduction | 18/10/19 10:33 AM |
| 1 | Would a good response to a morning text like “hey hoe” be “in the hoe?”"Sup skank" | /r/seduction | 26/09/19 12:18 AM |
| 2 | I already replied but I think there could be a better option.."Lol im a naughty boy, no way u could handle me" | /r/seduction | 19/09/19 02:16 AM |
| 1 | Girl Im seeing is on a trip and asks if ‘id want her to think about me’"Lol pretty sure you would whether I wanted you to or not ;)" | /r/seduction | 23/07/19 11:02 PM |
| 1 | How do you deal with disrespect from AMOG, coworker, rando, etc.A little late but this thread caught my eye cuz this is something I deal with a lot. I came up with a few responses for you; the last one is probably my favorite. Say like you're talking to a dog: "Bad S! Go lay down!" Act like you're going to sack tap him/give him a titty twister (and maybe actually do it): "I'm not your bro, man!" Pretend to be highly offended and say in an over the top dramatic fashion: "Really dude? REALLY? It's 2019 and we're still hitting each other with towels?! Are you f… | /r/seduction | 09/05/19 07:50 PM |
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