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| 6 | This 19yr old cashier single mom wants you to upgrade her lifestyle into an expensive one. She and her kid get all the thrills and you get all the bills.JERRY: I can't believe this. So what are you saying? You didn't like my act, so that's it? MARLENE: I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do. JERRY: You're a cashier! Some things never change... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/04/21 03:02 PM |
| 6 | 31 year old derelict, delusional mother of 2 seeks laundry list of unrealistic expectations/qualifications.That picture looks like she's been waiting to see the judge for the last two months. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/04/21 04:24 PM |
| 1 | Looking into the future of FDS followers dating profilesI've fallin', and I can't get up! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/04/21 01:20 AM |
| 2 | 21 year old, green haired, pregnant girl says you better like kids or you can just swipe left. Amazing sales pitch.For who, guys with pregnancy fetishes? In any case, whatever she's a'selling, I ain't a'buying. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/04/21 01:41 AM |
| 2 | 21 year old, green haired, pregnant girl says you better like kids or you can just swipe left. Amazing sales pitch.I might be out of touch with today's dating scene, but why am I looking at a picture of her stomach? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/04/21 10:47 PM |
| 15 | How Friendzone Fiona begins her journey towards WAATGM.Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/04/21 04:07 PM |
| 8 | Apparently the father(s) weren’t good guys.Wooo woooo, all aboard the kelly express! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/04/21 06:06 PM |
| 6 | Bailout? Check. Leftovers? Check. 1000 cock stare? Check.Denture cream. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/04/21 04:40 AM |
| 1 | Bailout? Check. Leftovers? Check. 1000 cock stare? Check.Ok..this time, close your nostrils.. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/04/21 04:39 AM |
| 58 | All the Good Men Are Gay, Taken, Or Don’t Have A Sturdy Enough Dick 🤣My friend is 40, does a sheep count? Just wondering. He's just wondering. Nevermind, inbox me ok? Gotta run. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/03/21 02:34 PM |
| 3 | Never been whaling? Now's your chance, but you better have a car.39 here. You'll be fine. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/03/21 01:17 AM |
| 17 | Looking for a 44 year old mother who is as awesome as her two children that has a list of demands and red flags longer than the character count Reddit allows in their titles to list them all? Then step right up boys, she's all yoursShe doesn't like Minecraft? What kind of mother doesn't like Minecraft? First word in her profile, of all things. Hard pass. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/03/21 04:04 AM |
| 9 | Hispanic-American single mom looking for a 6foot tall, white, blue or green-eyed, country boy to take care another man's offspring and buy a whole bunch of land in Texas to settle down on. Any takers?Reminds me of yoga pants. Yoga pants are a priviledge, not a right. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/03/21 03:00 PM |
| 1 | Genuine question - why does a 5ft1 girl care if you're 5ft8 instead of 6ft?We had a tall girl in high school, used to call her big bird. She was real pretty, too, but if she's on one of those dating sites with the same attitude, her options are that chinese basketball player or the jolly green giant. | /r/PussyPassDenied | 27/03/21 02:51 PM |
| 39 | Calling all kings. Step right up and open your wallets for this Christian mother with an OnlyFans.If I want to see that, I'll turn on Whale Wars and root for the bad guys. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/03/21 06:21 PM |
| 1 | Pregnant mom of 3 demands you have all your teeth and a job.No hair except facial..Who's she trying to hook up with, Powder? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/03/21 06:19 PM |
| 10 | Gee, I wonder how many women who post to r/niceguys end up needing someone nice to help pay for their mistakes.Or we're serial killers. I've been avoiding anything social for the last couple years, mostly because everybody annoys me. But I took the bait last month, girl I talked to (on xbox live of all places) after we were playing together for a few weeks. "Yeah, I work. I have my own place, a pet rabbit, a few hobbies, I'm 39." "Hurrr are u jefrey dahmer? u culd be a serial killer lololol" Noped out of that one after telling her off, unfriended the rest of everybody (about 50 people) and just play offl… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/03/21 06:12 PM |
| 14 | Any takers for last place?John Waters had the right idea: If somebody takes you home and you don't see a bookshelf, don't sleep with them. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/03/21 06:59 PM |
| 3 | Red flags galore. Green hair. Chest Tattto. Single mom of 2 young children. Close to 30 than 25 aka danger zone. Over 200lbs. Snapchat on display. And after all of that, now she's looking for something serious...You wanna fuck her, slap her thigh and ride the wave in. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/03/21 04:34 AM |
| 2 | Another girl asking for everything, while contributing absolutely nothing.You said she looked like Janet Jackson! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/03/21 01:14 AM |
| 6 | I'm a crazy cat lady 'model' who's genuinely looking for a relationship, but Chad keeps wasting my precious, fleeting time! Anyway, here's a picture of my ass crackMeth has been driving down the price of a blowjob for a long time, this is just next in the normal progression of similar matters. It's all part of the plan, don't worry. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/03/21 09:31 PM |
| 1 | If you love to travel or are a single dad,this single mom isn't interested. Step right up gents!Payaso payaso, jajaja! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/03/21 04:31 PM |
| 1 | Something about single moms claiming to be Christian women just doesn't mix right.She looks like a slightly more responsible version of Traci Lords. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/03/21 04:29 PM |
| 3 | (Resubmission) This classy lady’s answer when asked to describe her ideal man.No way, she can't date dummy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/03/21 04:27 PM |
| 1 | She is literally standing next to a male stripper as her dating profile picture and asking "are there any real men left". Are you kidding me?Reminds me of hotchickswithdouchebags. I wonder if that site is still around. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/03/21 03:53 AM |
| 5 | She can do male and female roles. Why does she need a man?Same reason waffle house's menu uses pictures with very few words. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/03/21 01:44 PM |
| 3 | Nice girls letting the local community know their frustrations on Next DoorMan: "Can you, touch your nose with your finger?" Woman: "Uhhhh, i dunno..." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/03/21 04:01 PM |
| 4 | How to tell when she's using r/FemaleDatingStrategy.These days, it's harder to find somebody without painted eyebrows. Like, what did they do before it was a thing? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/03/21 02:15 AM |
| 1 | Peak r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMenThat's unfortunate. But on the bright side: Overpopulation of cats and animal shelters have their work cut out for them, no shortage of future owners and hoarders. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/03/21 05:08 PM |
| 15 | How to tell when she's using r/FemaleDatingStrategy.Dont forget the painted eyebrows! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/03/21 02:27 PM |
| 1 | Peak r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMenAnd people look up to that woman? Like, somebody publishes her articles and it generates an income? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/03/21 02:22 PM |
| 2 | Peak r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMenThat's what I was thinking, just hoping those titles are fake and dont want to check it out. I'd rather not know. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/03/21 05:37 AM |
| 8 | "Someone to get to know" is just a softer way of saying I want a bailout. You don't need a hookup/dating app to find some to get to know. You can do that anywhere. She's clearly looking for the "step daddy shark".What happened to her face? Did she used to be a guy? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/03/21 04:09 PM |
| 4 | [55-F] looking for someone extraordinary! like a chad that is a best friend, playmate, lover, and partner, no hookups!I hope she likes those cats because they're gonna be her only companion for a long time. Assuming she outlives them. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/03/21 03:59 PM |
| 7 | “I won’t settle for men who won’t spend money on me”I just want to say the olive garden sucks. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/03/21 10:28 PM |
| 6 | Woman cheats on her bf and has the nerve to call him sexist for not agreeing to raise that child (translation in the comments)Hijo de puta! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/03/21 02:33 AM |
| 1 | She might have fabricated the note, but it's more proof of what is actually important to Strong Independent Bitches in a relationshit.Somebody should give them a call, find out if it's true. Looks like it's store #10686. It's not #10666, that's California, we don't say "y'all" here. And yeah, no way that's real. She only pretends guys like her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/03/21 02:32 AM |
| 1 | Soon to be husband... lolLooks like the alien invasion has finally begun. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/03/21 02:26 AM |
| 2 | 30 years old, needs a tall guy so bad she lists it TWICE while offering....?She's haulin' ass. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/03/21 02:51 AM |
| 1 | If the shoe fits.Goddamnit :( | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/02/21 07:15 PM |
| 26 | If the shoe fits.I had the most awesome friend 20 years ago. We hung out once in a blue moon, but one time I was stranded somewhere about 30 minutes away, she came all the way over and got me home. Another time, I wanted to go to the mall to buy a pair of shoes, she volunteered. Before we went home, she changed her shirt in the car, with me in it. She had a boyfriend and I had a lot of respect for her, so I behaved. I miss her, there's never been a friend like her before or since. Hopefully she never changed and… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/02/21 03:52 PM |
| 7 | Before putting this on your profile ask yourself, “What exactly do I have to offer?”Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/02/21 04:43 PM |
| 1 | What's a 47 year old GIRL supposed to do when she's still single? 🤔 It must be that men are intimidated by her, right? 🤣🤣🤣ACAB | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/02/21 05:29 PM |
| 3 | "Don't bother if you're under 6ft"She makes Dillion Harper's fivehead look intelligent. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/02/21 05:28 PM |
| 1 | Single mom now, but a future wife? Somethings wrong with that. Maybe try being a wife BEFORE having kids?And here I was thinking they finally moved on from the duck face thing. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/02/21 03:04 AM |
| 14 | Country girl that is loyal and is looking for a serious LTR. I also come with 5 crotch goblins from Chad and Tyrone. Please take me to music festivals. Please don't waste my time. Also, here are my tits.I have a huge heart Yeah, that ain't the only thing that's huge.. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/02/21 10:15 PM |
| 10 | 35 going on 60, 3 kids, a neck tat (not pictured) and facial piercings. Who wants to buy this prize? Having a hard time keeping a straight face with this one.That's 35! I'm 39 and don't look anywhere near as bad. I still get carded, ffs. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/02/21 07:38 PM |
| 5 | I'm a prostitute looking for a boyfriend! But all the men that know I'm a sex worker just end up talking to me about SEX! And ugh, I'm so over THAT! Don't these sex-crazed PIGS realise I'm MORE than just a sex toy!?It's never been better, 10 years of retention is like a joke to them. Private nzb sites are great, only about $10 a year. Sabnzbd (and nzbhydra2 for api calls) is the best app, and there's some software like sickbeard and sonarr to automate a few things. Speed, also no issue at 200mbit. A full bluray, 50gb, is done in about 30 minutes. Best time to stock up is black friday on r/usenet. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/02/21 08:35 PM |
| 5 | I'm a prostitute looking for a boyfriend! But all the men that know I'm a sex worker just end up talking to me about SEX! And ugh, I'm so over THAT! Don't these sex-crazed PIGS realise I'm MORE than just a sex toy!?Im still on usenet, 20 years so far. It's gotten much cooler. 5,000 day retention, very cheap, automated software, etc. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/02/21 04:09 PM |
| 3 | I'm a prostitute looking for a boyfriend! But all the men that know I'm a sex worker just end up talking to me about SEX! And ugh, I'm so over THAT! Don't these sex-crazed PIGS realise I'm MORE than just a sex toy!?They still do that! I was on Linksys' forum and had a significant issue with a router worth about $300. That was the first question tech support asked, followed by one or two more things and he said he couldn't help, email some bozo along with my operating system, home address, phone number, serial number, and the color of my underwear..It's a good thing the router fell off the back of a truck because I would have returned it. The firmware is almostv useless. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/02/21 04:05 PM |
| 4 | I'm a prostitute looking for a boyfriend! But all the men that know I'm a sex worker just end up talking to me about SEX! And ugh, I'm so over THAT! Don't these sex-crazed PIGS realise I'm MORE than just a sex toy!?I have nothing to do with piracy, what somebody does with their personal property behind closed doors is their business. But yeah, lots of homebrew. I still work on the PSX, it's held up well during the last 25 years. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/02/21 03:56 PM |
| 25 | I'm a prostitute looking for a boyfriend! But all the men that know I'm a sex worker just end up talking to me about SEX! And ugh, I'm so over THAT! Don't these sex-crazed PIGS realise I'm MORE than just a sex toy!?I work on video game consoles doing one specific thing (installing modchips, yes there's still a market for it) and they automatically assume I'm a hacker and an encyclopedia for whatever's wrong with their computer/xbox/phone/tablet/toaster. Then they get mad when I can't help them and assume I'm an idiot. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/02/21 01:33 PM |
| 16 | Do you look like a combination Jesus/Viking? Then you can get this ambitious lady if you have enough time to go through the laundry list of requirements. She offers plenty of opportunities to spend your money.I don't look like a Viking but she sure as hell does. Her body is huge, a size 18 is probably like 6'5'' 240lbs. Look at her, she was born in the wrong century. She should have been on a battlefield somewhere, swinging an axe and drinking grog with warpaint on her face. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/02/21 03:54 PM |
| 14 | Alcoholic and has Herpes! Sign me up!If only they would write their resumes and job applications the same way: "DONT HIRE ME, I'M USELESS. why doesn't anybody hire me? everybody's so ignorant.." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/02/21 03:26 PM |
| 1 | The internet used to make me feel like I had the world by the balls until reality hit at 300mphAnd Bill Hicks, sorta. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/02/21 05:18 AM |
| 1 | If you "are below 6'1" please swipe left". Literally, only 3.9% of the male population is 6'2" or taller. She has eliminated 96.1% of males with that ONE stipulation. Basically be in the NBA or swipe left.Who's she fucking, Yao Ming? Correction: Trying to fuck. Yao Ming wouldn't have anything to do with her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/02/21 09:02 PM |
| 1 | [43 - F] She has a simple question: "Where are the good guys hiding?"Yeah, that's one more asshole defending Chauvin for my blocklist after a quick screenshot..They're really starting to add up and it all sounds the same, they must share the same group of braincells. No wonder the pigs keep getting away with it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/02/21 04:34 PM |
| 1 | “Guys on here only want hookups... anyways, I have this kid from a hookup I had two years ago...”Is that Pear Chan? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/02/21 04:53 AM |
| 1 | [43 - F] She has a simple question: "Where are the good guys hiding?"Why are we still hunting the polar bears? Bastard still owes me a coke, that's why. As for the rest of what you said, no idea. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/02/21 06:48 PM |
| 1 | [43 - F] She has a simple question: "Where are the good guys hiding?"So you're saying they kill more whites than blacks. You see how that's worse, right? Oh shit, no, you don't. Because you taught criminal justice! You know everything, and everybody else is wrong. I know it's never been about race, you're preaching to the choir. The incidents with Kelly Thomas (which happened locally, 10 years ago) and Daniel Shaver are two shining examples of their non-discriminatory practices. Who was Kelly Thomas? Well, this is what he looked like after three of fullerton's fi… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/02/21 03:56 PM |
| 1 | A little long in the tooth and still swinging for the fences! What's the over/under on if she finds her ten point match on Tinder?That thing is teaching somebody's children? God help us.. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/02/21 03:18 PM |
| 9 | Friend looking for a Chad for her single mother best friend 🤣I wish there was a way we could follow these profiles and watch their requirements get lower as they age. 23 and needs someone tall, with a degree, and describes himself as a foodie? Let's check back in 20 years when the only thing she's accomplished was raising a few cats. See what her demands are then. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/02/21 03:13 PM |
| -6 | [43 - F] She has a simple question: "Where are the good guys hiding?"Can't find the block button on this stupid app..I should ask one of those asshole moderators on r/protectandserve. Ok, found it. Yay! One less bootlicker to bore me. If only the real world was that easy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/02/21 03:24 AM |
| -4 | [43 - F] She has a simple question: "Where are the good guys hiding?"The autopsy report from Hennepin County Medical Examiner's Office concludes the cause of death was "cardiopulmonary arrest complicating law enforcement subdual, restraint, and neck compression." That conclusion, death due to heart failure, differs from the one reached by an independent examiner hired by the Floyd family; that report listed the cause of death as "asphyxiation from sustained pressure." If Chauvin haven't crushed his neck, he would have been alive after that incident. Drugs or no d… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/02/21 02:29 AM |
| -11 | [43 - F] She has a simple question: "Where are the good guys hiding?"You're fucking disgusting. You really think your best way to win this one is to bring up his past criminal record as a justification he deserved to die? You're wrong about Breonna Taylor, not going to waste my time correcting you because you can't fix stupid. Instead, do a shot of meltonian boot cream, then go fuck yourself with a retractable baton. Just bend over, pigs need love too :) | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/02/21 01:00 AM |
| 3 | [43 - F] She has a simple question: "Where are the good guys hiding?"That's what they want you to think. They have been trying so hard to nail that message into your head for a very long time. They "deserve" respect, just a few bad apples, their jobs are dangerous. None of it's true. Every episode of COPS and LivePD that you saw? Those were edited by the police departments and required approval before they were ever allowed to air. More episodes were cut than actually made it. There are no decent cops because the system does not allow for them. The ones who are "… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/02/21 09:35 PM |
| 1 | [43 - F] She has a simple question: "Where are the good guys hiding?"That's what they want you to think. They have been trying so hard to nail that message into your head for a very long time. They "deserve" respect, just a few bad apples, their jobs are dangerous. None of it's true. Every episode of COPS and LivePD that you saw? Those were edited by the police departments and required approval before they were ever allowed to air. There are no decent cops because the system does not allow for them. The ones who are "good" cover up for the ones who are "bad". Thi… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/02/21 09:35 PM |
| 1 | [43 - F] She has a simple question: "Where are the good guys hiding?"That's what they want you to think. They have been trying so hard to nail that message into your head for a very long time. They "deserve" respect, just a few bad apples, their jobs are dangerous. None of it's true. Every episode of COPS and LivePD that you saw? Those were edited by the police departments and required approval before they were ever allowed to air. There are no decent cops because the system does not allow for them. The ones who are "good" cover up for the ones who are "bad". Thi… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/02/21 09:35 PM |
| 7 | [43 - F] She has a simple question: "Where are the good guys hiding?"I don't like cops but I'm not a leftist either. I've been saying it for years but 2020 year was the last straw for a lot of people. George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Daniel Shaver, Kelly Thomas, Justine Damond. We can go as far back as Abner Louima, Randy Weaver, Frank Serpico. It never ends and there is zero accountability. Abner had a police baton shoved up his ass and he was raped until he was bleeding and left on the floor, then they pulled it out and broke his fucking teeth. And the NYPD attemp… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/02/21 09:14 PM |
| 0 | [43 - F] She has a simple question: "Where are the good guys hiding?"Eh, at least she hates cops. That said, she's coming along in her years and I know that picture has a lot of filters. If she would stop pretending to be so edgy/rebellious/different and take life seriously for once, she would do alright. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/02/21 09:06 PM |
| 3 | Any nice men left for a plus size glamour content creator of 37? Must be ok with her “job” since she is getting sick with all the pervs messaging her.That ass is so fat, it has its own orbit. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/01/21 07:15 PM |
| 1 | Haha, it's funny cause girls really date guys just for free food. 🙄It's not the money or the food, CPA's earn a very good living. She just wants attention. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/01/21 07:09 PM |
| 5 | I don't see any red flags, do you?Ironically, "Mental health awareness" would be a great place to start, followed by "Mental health treatment". | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/01/21 07:07 PM |
| 93 | Why doesn’t anyone take her seriously? Being a dancer should not be a stereotype for just a bang. Or maybe the single mom has something to do with it?I was like "Ok she dances at a school? Maybe something to do with opera or the Cirque-du whatever? Do guys just think she's flexible and slutty?" Kept reading and that's when I realized I had a blond moment... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/01/21 07:04 PM |
| 3 | The first pic on my profile is me in my underwear and bra, but I'm not here for sex. Also I haves another man's kidS, and I'm trying to get married. "Romance me".More than once, I assume. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/01/21 06:59 PM |
| 5 | Wanted: Long term ATM. Here are my liabilities. Here are my demands. I’m a *prize*The only in n out I want is at the drive-thru with a vanilla shake and fries. Some other poor slob can have her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/01/21 10:02 PM |
| 7 | Wanted: Long term ATM. Here are my liabilities. Here are my demands. I’m a *prize*Then grab your surfboard, bro. Just slap her thigh and ride the wave in. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/01/21 09:59 PM |
| 12 | Wanted: Long term ATM. Here are my liabilities. Here are my demands. I’m a *prize*No, she doesn't want your kids. She just wants you to take care of hers. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/01/21 09:56 PM |
| 5 | Wanted: Long term ATM. Here are my liabilities. Here are my demands. I’m a *prize*You ever watch CatDog? Funny shit from the 90's when Nickelodeon was cool, but it's just a cartoon. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/01/21 09:44 PM |
| 15 | Wanted: Long term ATM. Here are my liabilities. Here are my demands. I’m a *prize*I was like "A thick wall...what, does she have a big ass or something?" Don't even want to know. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/01/21 09:42 PM |
| 4 | Titanic chadMemes from 4chan, huh? Wasn't on her death bed, she was flown in. Why? Because someone like James Cameron can't make a profitable movie about an average woman who raises a family and becomes a grandmother? She forgot about him until she saw herself on the news of the sketch and the missing diamond. She emphasized that she had a family, and then they asked her story. Safe to assume she forgot because she remarried and never told anyone in her family. It was news to her granddaughter as much as ev… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/01/21 03:24 PM |
| 38 | 32yr old single mother with a 2nd child in the way now wants to be a housewife but won’t date you if you have kids of your own so take care of hers instead. Plus wants more kids as wellBlack lives do matter, but they don't want anything to do with her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/01/21 05:23 PM |
| 46 | 32yr old single mother with a 2nd child in the way now wants to be a housewife but won’t date you if you have kids of your own so take care of hers instead. Plus wants more kids as wellHer 4 year old sun is keeping her in shape. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/01/21 05:21 PM |
| 6 | Don't be a pussy for women's dual-mating strategy.That is the best thing I've seen this year. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/01/21 04:30 PM |
| 3 | Where to start with this one...?🤡😬 36yo mother of 3 refuses to settle and has deal breakers.🙄 This tatted, buzz cut, wig wearing wild child lives with her MOM! Gents, one at a time please! ✋🏃🏻🏃🏻♂️🏃🏃♂️We can safely assume 'Smoking is a dealbreaker' means that smoking is mandatory. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/01/21 02:23 PM |
| -4 | Tatted single mom of 2 is only interested in guys who "lift" Don't waste her time if you don't plan on meeting. Don't bother if you are going to match and not send her a message.Male here: I have a tattoo on the side of my neck of alex from a clockwork orange. This was...about 15 years ago? I've grown into it, it's not tacky or loud and, was fairly well done. Nobody even notices it these days. Yeah, I'm ok with it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/01/21 09:38 PM |
| 5 | Early 50’s. Was “looking for playmates.” Now, “My needs have changed.” Part 3.And when she asks you for money: Pay her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/12/20 11:51 AM |
| 6 | 32 years old with 2 kids, hard to get but ready to fall in love if you prove that you are worth her time... How lucky are you to have her ?Hell if I know why. My dad is 60, his wife is 42, I'm 39 and he's 6. It's ruined everything, too. After he was born, she developed some rare blood disorder, got better but never went back to work. She's not happy. And now he's being homeschooled, spends his days just shouting at the TV. I've tried to get along with him but it's proven to be extremely uncomfortable. Tried to watch the old episodes of GI Joe and a few others with him, but he just runs into the other room. We have absolutely nothin… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/12/20 01:20 PM |
| 4 | 32 years old with 2 kids, hard to get but ready to fall in love if you prove that you are worth her time... How lucky are you to have her ?Meanwhile, the ones we need are gone. Bill Hicks and George Carlin are the only two people that come to mind who could make sense of all this bullshit, and they died prematurely through no fault of their own. Life doesn't just suck because of what we have, it sucks because of who we've lost. And Kurt Cobain is included. Even though he did too many drugs, ate the end of a shotgun and was far from a role model; he was important to a lot of people and we would be better off if he was still here, be… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/12/20 11:09 AM |
| 24 | 32 years old with 2 kids, hard to get but ready to fall in love if you prove that you are worth her time... How lucky are you to have her ?You beat me to it. Kurt Cobain died in 1994, which would have made her 6 at the time. Most people who like him that much remember when he was alive because his death signified the end of grunge rock. I take that back, it wasn't the end, the music went on for a while longer but it wasn't the same anymore. I was only 13 and it normally wouldn't have been important but I had an older stepsister who was into him (and sonic youth, dinosaur jr, the melvins, etc). So I liked him before he died, but it … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/12/20 10:59 AM |
| 6 | You can't make this stuff up...It reads like the dating profile of a woman who porn for the last ten years. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/12/20 07:57 PM |
| 10 | Rough looking 31 y/o is done with the bad boys(Reading) "Parent's occupation? Please note that "homemaker" is not allowed, as it is not real work, that's why you don't get paid." Marge Simpson grumbling | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/11/20 02:26 PM |
| 2 | A 43 yo with odd lips, she is 5ft2, you better be 6ft+. And have your shit together. Tingles are a must.Picasso would need a month to translate it, and it would haunt Salvadore Dali's dreams. Even Mapplethorpe would vomit. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/11/20 06:17 PM |
| 2 | A 43 yo with odd lips, she is 5ft2, you better be 6ft+. And have your shit together. Tingles are a must.Red flag, more like a nuclear warhead. I would see that thing coming from 100 yards away and cross a busy intersection to get the fuck away. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/11/20 06:14 PM |
| 10 | A 43 yo with odd lips, she is 5ft2, you better be 6ft+. And have your shit together. Tingles are a must.And you have to lug around the air compressor when she needs a refill. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/11/20 06:10 PM |
| 6 | She's hinting at $omething with the last partNot far enough, but it's a good start. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/11/20 09:06 PM |
| 2 | She's hinting at $omething with the last partAlso called the fat girl angle shot, or fgas for short. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/11/20 09:04 PM |
| 3 | She's hinting at $omething with the last partYes, and both are provided free of charge (or so cheap that even this lady can afford it). Especially birth control, they have condoms, female condoms, morning after pills, sponges, a shot every few months, pills, the list goes on. Std/hiv/pregnancy testing is also free. Either the county health department or planned parenthood will provide all of this and more. Education on the other hand...Yeah, we have it but it's not very good. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/11/20 09:02 PM |
| 1 | Tatted tramp tethered to a toddler but still searching for Chad.So just make one that covers the nipples? Problem solved and it doesn't look goofy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/11/20 05:07 PM |
| 1 | Tatted tramp tethered to a toddler but still searching for Chad.I noticed the lower half of her tits sticking out. That's either one hell of a factory recall or she did it on purpose because I have never seen that at the beach. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/11/20 01:08 PM |
| 2 | Every reason not to swipe right3,794 miles away. Not far enough, but it's a good start. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/11/20 01:03 PM |
| 1 | Doxxes herself because she can't upload photos properly, is 34 with 2 daughters but states outright she's too good for men below 5'7"That's what makeup and glasses do. They can make just about anyone look appetizing. Jenna Marbles without makeup, woof.. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/11/20 12:59 PM |
| 2 | "I am 40 years old and this is my shopping list for a man"She's got all the right parts, I like her hair and she has a nice smile. But it's what's inside that counts. The flippers and bumpers work, but the score is all screwy and the wiring is messed up. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/11/20 12:53 PM |
| 2 | "I am 40 years old and this is my shopping list for a man"No problem. I'll tell her to read back her own dating profile, then conclude it with "and she's 40!". | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/11/20 12:46 PM |
| 3 | "Where all my tall men at"? Imagine putting "where all my petite women at" in your profile.And the teeth. You can see the yellow crusty shit even from that grainy picture. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/11/20 12:36 PM |
| 4 | Not having sex outside of marriage(anymore lol)She's applied so much foundation and those eye things, hence why parts of her face look young while the rest screams "barfly". I'm 39 and I look better than her. I'm real glad she found god at the ass-end of the universe but shit, don't be a choosing beggar. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/11/20 12:32 PM |
| 3 | Following the single mummy script “my kids are my world”... here’s my tongueEh, it's better than a duckface. They're always their world because they otherwise contribute nothing. This one girl I knew, used to live here had two kids which she only saw on the weekend. They were her excuse to not get a job because "they were her job". So she spent all day drunk and doing god knows what else. Fast forward, they're now adults and she's destitute. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/11/20 12:27 PM |
| 2 | I saw one in the wild. “Not looking for a ONS or Time wasters” 😂😂 Has several kids...Bold to assume she even has a life. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/11/20 12:22 PM |
| 1 | I saw one in the wild. “Not looking for a ONS or Time wasters” 😂😂 Has several kids...I assume she bought it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/11/20 12:19 PM |
| 30 | Not having sex outside of marriage(anymore lol)Looks more like it went down in flames. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/11/20 03:14 AM |
| 14 | "I'm mostly gay unless your like 6'5 ". Yep, you saw it here folks. You guys need to be an NBA player otherwise, she'd rather be gay. She doesn't even know the difference between "your" and "you're". This is what the dating pool is infested with.I'm 39 and I look younger than her. I believe her when she says the last four years have been rough. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/11/20 12:32 PM |
| 3 | "I'm mostly gay unless your like 6'5 ". Yep, you saw it here folks. You guys need to be an NBA player otherwise, she'd rather be gay. She doesn't even know the difference between "your" and "you're". This is what the dating pool is infested with.Who's she fucking, Wilt Chamberlain? Andre the giant? Yao Ming, perhaps? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/11/20 12:31 PM |
| 7 | At 43 I am grown up, now thinking about real relationship. Enough frog kissing, need my Prince.Pineapple with ham and a dash of hot sauce is one of my favorites. But I wouldn't even shake this woman's hand without a tetanus shot, let alone eat something she made. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/11/20 11:49 AM |
| 20 | At 44 I can finally have impossible standards. I want a classy cosmopolitan athlete that owns a yacht. And definitely not short. Because now I have plenty of time.There isn't even a complete sentence on the whole thing. I think it was written by a bot that even mcdonald's wanted nothing to do with. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/11/20 01:33 PM |
| 11 | Are we truly to believe that 3 kids by 22 can qualify as "gently used."It's the eyebrows, those painted eyebrows. Regardless of her mating habits, I will never get past anyone who does that to their eyebrows. Tried it before, cant do it. And she likes Chris Brown, double yuck. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/10/20 03:35 PM |
| 2 | Classy lady tells guy she's not interested, "no means no" is respected, lady follows up with insult because a man that actually gave a shit would pursue her, and she and her kids have gone through too much.That's horrible. I bet he has a job and a pet, probably a cat or maybe even a dog. Why do these people pollute our country with their existence? And he wants a relationship, I hope he goes straight to hell. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/09/20 11:07 PM |
| 2 | Classy lady tells guy she's not interested, "no means no" is respected, lady follows up with insult because a man that actually gave a shit would pursue her, and she and her kids have gone through too much." no u" is my favorite. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/09/20 08:14 PM |
| 2 | Classy lady tells guy she's not interested, "no means no" is respected, lady follows up with insult because a man that actually gave a shit would pursue her, and she and her kids have gone through too much.Absolutely disgusting! What's he trying to do, get a life? Not on my watch, goddamnit! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/09/20 08:13 PM |
| 1 | Gillette sales are collapsing down. Keep up the great work MGTOW!I dont know about this one, old spice has always had a "smell like a man, man" advertising about it. They never went off in that direction. It's possible that old spice and gillette are under the same roof in name only. Two different offices, different staff. | /r/MGTOW | 20/06/19 09:10 PM |
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