jellyteas Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
205	They think they're HVMs just because their predecessors set the bar so low it's melting in earth's core	THINGS SCROTES SAY	jellyteas	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	13/03/20 07:32 AM

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
32	Imagine being this delusional about dick value Literally not a single even halfway reasonable request	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	17/03/20 10:55 AM
61	They think they're HVMs just because their predecessors set the bar so low it's melting in earth's core I'm sure all the ladies here have enough millenial/gen z male stories to bust an artery laughing at this shit	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	13/03/20 07:33 AM
24	I’m speechless??? Shes being abused. I feel sick. I hope she and her baby can get out of that.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	12/03/20 12:54 AM
123	Even nail art Instagram isn’t safe from Pickme nonsense I just. Don't really believe women who say they like anal sex. Ass play like fingers or a buttplug makes sense but a whole ass dick? I don't buy it.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	11/03/20 09:57 AM
51	...... No it's pickme bullshit	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	11/03/20 05:22 AM
44	Man (34M) lands shiny new job, is thinking of upgrading forever GF of 6 years because he now "knows he can do better", worries about his penis. THIS IS MALE BULLSHIT ON FULL DISPLAY. DAILY REMINDER TO TAKE ZERO SHIT FROM MEN!!! How does he know shes not looming for a job? And anyway, this is 10000% about how now that he has money, he knows he can swindle some naive 18/19 year old to suck his dick and play wifey 🙄	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	10/03/20 03:34 AM
36	Pickmeisha big time? Urgh, makes me vomit when I think about how I used to think being “wifey material” is something to aspire too. That's utterly heartbreaking. The wife seems like she was groomed by a conservative upbringing to be a submissive servant.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	10/03/20 01:33 AM
37	Today I realized there are absolutely no qualifications to be a sex columnist in a women’s magazine except the willingness to sleep around, lie, and feel self important enough to think someone should care about it. I’m pissed.😡 Lie? What do you mean!? Of course these women have mind blowing orgasms from anal and choking blowjobs. No need for the clitorous or gags boring vanilla missionary /s	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	10/03/20 01:16 AM
14	Dating over thirty sub: women should do all the work because mEN DONT kN0w wHaT thEY R d0ing Its literally so obvious if they're just trying to hook up or if they actually want to date you. Scrote aren't subtle creatures. You're not going to be accused of just looking for sex if you really want to romance someone. Not that they know that because they only use these sites to get pussy and pretend to be interested, thus they think women will dismiss anyone.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	10/03/20 12:47 AM
9	Twitter poll on how good straight men are at pleasing their partners. You'll be so surprised at the result! I don't understand how they jerk off to the extent they can't cum because they need too much stimuli?? Like TMI but I break out my vib and having some fun like 4-5 nights a week and I've had no change in my ability to reach orgasm. Is this just a male anatomy thing or are they doing it multiple times a day or something???	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	09/03/20 12:01 PM
43	Another night on OKCupid..... the cockacity 😔	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	09/03/20 11:47 AM
191	Another night on OKCupid..... This conversation gave me whiplash. Is this common place? Shoutout to all you ladies trying online dating.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	09/03/20 11:23 AM
26	Front page post from r/askmen: "Men, what was your worst date?" The top responses are laughable. We deal with 1000x worse on a regular basis. I'd barely treat a friend to Denny's let alone someone I was trying to romance lmaooo and you know this scrote expected a blowjob or full on sex for treating her to Denny's value menu otherwise she's a gold digger.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	09/03/20 10:08 AM
12	Twitter poll on how good straight men are at pleasing their partners. You'll be so surprised at the result! How would a man even fake it. You can see their cum.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	09/03/20 06:19 AM
82	Front page post from r/askmen: "Men, what was your worst date?" The top responses are laughable. We deal with 1000x worse on a regular basis. A lot of these come off as "girl I went on a date with didn't realize it was a date and thought we were just hanging out as friends". The fact that they're always at a club/coffee shop/fucking DENNYS reinforces that.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	09/03/20 05:04 AM
15	Twitter poll on how good straight men are at pleasing their partners. You'll be so surprised at the result! God that numbers going to skyrocket with gen z	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	09/03/20 03:47 AM
148	Twitter poll on how good straight men are at pleasing their partners. You'll be so surprised at the result! I frankly don't believe men who say that they don't climax during sex like this, it feels like they're just trying to pull a "See, sometimes it's women who can't please men! Not only men are bad at sex." But then again maybe they have porn induced ED or something LMAO	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	09/03/20 02:34 AM
113	This is actually quite sad. her husband has a fur kink addiction Fucking it??? What?? How do you fuck a stuffed animal? And then, what, he'd leave it soaking with jizz and dick juice and let his pregnant wife sleep on it? God I'm so glad I don't mess with men anymore.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	09/03/20 01:32 AM
2	Need support A lot of women, when we are abused or wronged, gaslight ourselves into thinking we overreacted when we had enough. They socially program us to be this way. You did the right thing. Fuck that mediocre scrote. He will never truly fill the loneliness you feel. You deserve someone who loves and respects you.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	08/03/20 07:35 AM