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3

I gave this kind of “eureka” moment to my wife about five years ago. We asked all our three kids their view on marriage Two older boys “we’ll stay single” The girl (about 4 years old then) “I want to marry you dad” QED
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/24 08:32 AM
10

Maybe we’re not ready for this conversation yet because it is not a conversation It feels like the author is pooping this jibberish long after she had a stroke
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/24 04:23 PM
8

Freshly-peeled with her??? Wtf do you want a bacon-scented air freshener combo?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/24 12:07 PM
6

In my viewpoint flaunting expensive stuff is UNattractive. The “this bitch’s rent is too damn high” gut feeling
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/24 03:01 PM
4

Wonder if they also check the calculator… she’d probably multiply 0.0185% by half the world population and expect one of those 740,000 to pop up at her front door. It even seems to be the sunny side of the question. Who am I trying to fool, chicks this dense can barely use a tv remote.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/24 09:11 PM
9

https://www.etsy.com/pt/listing/1686698803/party-peen-pouch-bachelorette-party?click_key=0c68f4f6d1551d05da586b1bc0404f5e865d0322%3A1686698803&click_sum=97d98927&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=penis+wallet&ref=sr_gallery-1-10&content_source=d62fc2a30bec8419b845757553bbacacff4cbd70%253A1686698803
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/24 07:11 AM
8

I read it like two years after
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/24 07:05 AM
9

Not so quick! Present exchange rate is about $0.07/zimbabwe$ Let alone the fact no amount of zimbabwean (s)crap is available to make $7 million a year out of it, I’d say the lucky scrap collector has better options than “fortysomethings” on that budget
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/24 01:54 PM
1

Well he dodged a bullet I’d buy him a beer
/r/PussyPassDenied07/05/24 11:01 AM
6

If by “nearly two” you mean THREE decades
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/24 07:14 AM
6

The last two months included dating for five months. In back to back sentences.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/24 01:44 PM
5

Pfff, tickets. Straight to spending! The lottery money will find its way to the bank account If you check their credit history you’ll see this is the beaten path
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/24 01:40 PM
3

That should be taught in school, I can’t figure an empirical method with a broader scope
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/24 11:51 AM
5

By now I’d find it weirder if not mentioned
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/24 11:46 AM
3

Well she is not wrong; I also feel that deep-seated craving for the spark, the slightest spark! It somehow arised out of thin air 10 years ago and I feel it is now becoming more and more oppressive. Please believe me, I long for the spark, and I suffer, boy, how do I suffer. It’s like I can’t get anywhere without it. I shouldn’t have dumped the diesel pick-up in 2014, and replacing the plugs last month didn’t solve shit either. Maybe the coils?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/24 11:32 AM
8

Maybe close friends were expecting to pick him up after being dumped. Maybe close friends would rather suggest, say, the tanned surfer dude who shows up once a month and wipes his dick on the curtains, to watch how that pans out Maybe close friends were just drunk/high/both and on the mood for that sort of practical jokes Except for the 100% hit ratio on opportunities to talk shit, with female close friends you never know
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/24 11:19 AM
2

I mean, any given task, child care included, can be neglected by the one supposed to do it, but this specific case - woman totally unfit to be a mother - is taken care by society since long ago. A “safe haven” drive-in baby box is simply the state of the art device and, once it is used one can no longer go after the mother for neglect. Until you can order a UberBaby pick-up service, dumping this responsibility can’t get any easier
/r/PussyPassDenied27/03/24 01:09 PM
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I mean, any given task, child care included, can be neglected by the one supposed to do it, but this specific case - woman totally unfit to be a mother - is taken care by society since long ago. A “safe haven” drive-in baby box is simply the state of the art device and, once it is used one can no longer go after the mother for neglect. Until you can order a UberBaby pick-up service, dumping this responsibility can’t get any easier
/r/PussyPassDenied27/03/24 01:06 PM
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This is not neglect: we don’t even criminalize neglect any longer - it’s a matter of dropping the baby at a safe baby box and the alarm is triggered. NO ONE would go after her for that. This is just psychopathic
/r/PussyPassDenied26/03/24 12:24 PM
13

That’s a given, since things finer than those she already got are pretty much everything
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/24 08:13 AM
1

I got really confused with all the stuff she “agrees”, “admits”, “can acknowledge”, refuses, gets infuriated with, and does/does not all sorts of reaction one might have. The text is really dense (and so is she) on this Grab this one if you’re willing to write the next UN resolution on the Middle East conflict or that sort of shit! Hard pass for anything else
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/24 09:31 PM
10

I think she sets the weight per axis standard
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/23 12:30 AM
14

That’s a ranked competitive sport where she aspires to be gold medalist, not a hobby
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/23 07:18 PM
30

To be fair she let “financially” out
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/23 10:06 AM
13

Damn, my kid totally failed to learn this “Need a hand?” thing. Gotta be my fault too, since I do not intend to correct him. But flipping the bird, yeah, since he was three or so.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/23 06:51 PM
11

Maybe Pamela tries to kidnap him
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/23 07:11 AM
49

Now is the right time, Borat!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/23 01:39 PM
1

“Why bother creating a dating profile?” should be the default option in dating apps
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/23 12:55 PM
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At an age in which the average dude just wants the rest of the world to fuck off and let him go fishing and shit, there’s not much to give him mental issues. Women want more, obviously that takes a toll.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/22 02:28 PM
22

Still more likely to pan out than original story
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/22 10:06 AM
6

I don’t know demographics where you live but men here are about 46% and probably most vote the same shit time and again regardless of political program. For a complete shitshow, two… counties, for lack of a better word… already implemented UBI
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/12/22 08:04 AM
10

Damn. I have to admit that I accept her without any need of control, alteration, judgement, compromise, proximity or indeed any contact at all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/22 01:28 PM
4

This lady doesn’t even qualify for a bookmarker
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/22 11:01 AM
7

Paying someone money to reassure you your life isn’t (yet) as fucked as theirs is a surefire way to invert the situation
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/22 10:58 AM
9

If it were up to me to decide, this kind of life coaching would get a life sentence, no parole
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/22 10:55 AM
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I have this wild idea that life coaching should be taught by people who actually succeeded in life. Otherwise, I can just as well launch an online knitting course.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/22 09:27 PM
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Plus a ton of everything at the supermarket
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/22 01:03 PM
7

Soon enough a minibus driving license will be a must have in Tinder profiles, yes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/22 07:22 AM
36

Calm down, 4! is 24. We’re still a couple decades from that shitshow.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/22 02:30 PM
1

What a dysfunctional family. 17 should be set as a mininum, that's how I know a grandfather at 34.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/22 12:24 PM
1

Well if by full-time you take the generally accepted 9-to-5 definition, you can't have two... because you can't be in both in that time bracket. Other "full time" jobs may just as well take you 40 hours per week but purposefully avoiding business hours there has to be a huge pay cut. Were you planning to retire before being 30? Or working 30 years? (which seems far more reasonable)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/22 11:29 AM
3

I am not sure if she could afford that much, but maybe in https://buymars.com/
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/22 09:16 AM
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Maybe she has her little Commonwealth. Queen of this, queen of that, there you have the 2 jobs! How the fuck can both be full time really grinds my gears, and probably to one of her bosses too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/22 09:11 AM
3

I’ll just leave this here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=papuvlVeZg8 It’s a bit glorified these days
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/22 10:54 AM
3

Why Mr Right? The previous three left?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/22 10:50 AM
6

You’re clearly thinking 2D. 3D’ing that requires the flattest tits ever, or a big beer belly.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/22 01:21 PM
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Tricky question. I don’t think anyone around here feels disdain for women “in general” and this sub wouldn’t even have how to exist if the women displayed - which, sort of, aren’t for anything but disdain - had to be cherry-picked like they once were. Or would have been. Once we’re no longer in the 50’s and that sort of shitty behaviour permeates women in general no wonder it seems to be that way.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/22 04:18 PM
8

My bet on the last movie she saw, "The Man in the Iron Mask"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/22 11:46 AM
16

Still better than putting up with the immaturity of 50 year old women
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/22 04:56 PM
13

“Be the full package” is exactly the opposite of what we ask. Simple as that, be the basic, no extras in tow…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/08/22 06:02 PM
10

Well undoubtedly the man was happy, just not for long… sic transit gloria mundi
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/22 07:56 PM
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TIL women’s tattoos lower their expectations about men - wouldn’t that be a good reason against self-inflicting them? I am experiencing some difficulty to follow this train of thought.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/08/22 02:59 PM
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To be fair, you can’t tell 100% sure, ever, and there are far more ambiguous cases in display here. I’d bet my bottom € in option B.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/08/22 09:59 AM
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Damn 3,000 character limit. Once that is removed she sends a comprehensive STD list.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/22 08:49 PM
3

No bus seems more appropriate
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/22 08:43 PM
5

Idk… with 4 kids it has to be impulsive shoplifting or something like that. Nothing requiring much forethought.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/22 06:02 PM
2

Seeking for HER lucky pick, that’s it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/22 08:02 AM
2

Tell her that you’re able to laugh too and intend to demonstrate so reading her bio
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/22 11:18 AM
1

Don’t expect to beat three years of self-convincing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/22 11:02 AM
3

It’s a contractor in Portugal too (1488.pt)… probably unaware of any other meaning
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/22 10:50 AM
4

Clearly you’re not familiar with cherry-picking christianity, the trending variety these days
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/22 10:41 AM
9

Plus, each and every of those guys were already snoring by the time she stopped searching for the 2nd pillow
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/22 10:36 AM
3

To become a quickly-ending trainwreck I suppose
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/22 10:21 AM
1

"How do", what a funny way to misspell "Why would"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/22 02:07 PM
13

I think we all agree on this, indeed herpes isn’t for games or one night stands.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/22 06:59 AM
1

I did not say otherwise. I just said that sending women to the front - and it doesn’t matter whether by Ukraine or Russia - in these “woke” times, will backfire for sure. Nobody wants to deal with that sort of PR shitstorm at home, regardless of how many women volunteer.
/r/MensRights12/05/22 10:07 PM
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But that is the intriguing part, if they can’t scam someone for it, at some point a 7br house and 7 seat van just pops out of thin air. Even daddy govt should be wiser by now.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/22 07:41 PM
1

That’s the meaning of damned if you do, damned if you don’t. There is always a counterargument. If you lose the men you’re kinda going extinct as well (not to mention, a 40 million people nation is not going extinct any time soon). And so men are babymaking machines as well, 15 minutes instead of 9 months, but the point stands. I don’t think anyone knows exactly what does a POW go through in Russia… we know what happens to the ones who live to tell, and have a couple forensic insights about the …
/r/MensRights07/05/22 08:36 PM
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The post has a fair point, but allowing women to actually be in harm’s way and dealing with the inevitable aftermath in a media circus shitshow could be far worse. In both western and Russian TV (“see the Ukrainian chickening out? They send girls!!!”) It’s a damned if you, damned in you don’t situation.
/r/MensRights06/05/22 11:40 PM
2

Do you need a Venn diagram for that? I’ll need a A0 sheet
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/22 07:41 PM
3

Old sayings of the 21st century :D
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/22 11:18 AM
1

There must be not many people starting by X, and finding one doesn’t sound fun… Now it’s time for her Chinese counterpart to pop up in this sub… the one with a 5,000 character alphabet.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/22 11:37 AM
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🤣 alphabet people While the alphabet doesn’t run out of letters, of course
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/22 07:13 PM
4

Is anyone 6’3” online dating at all?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/22 10:13 AM
15

If you have, say, 30%+ eyesight, a bit of curiosity about the world around you, 1st grader analytical skills and a train of tought that can tow a couple coeherent prepositions, it isn’t even a feeling, it is 100% sound deduction. I am baffled how some people object to it.
/r/TheRedPill29/04/22 09:49 PM
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Might just as well think the same five years from now… unfortunately that’s a very sticky kind of idea
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/22 05:44 PM
9

Instructions for when the black truck is parked in the driveway are missing…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/22 07:24 AM
3

But a fan of commie mantra “to each according to his needs” for sure
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/22 01:51 PM
2

It was just based in his job description “butt heads with idiots all day”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/22 07:01 AM
3

At some point chicks will label themselves skinny as soon as a diet brings them below 200
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/22 12:53 PM
28

She’s the motivation you need to go to your workplace
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/22 12:27 PM
12

Taking a man’s credit card, that is
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/22 12:21 PM
3

Well, that was the point. I met several chicks, and got to know what they did before they met me. And wifed the one who did the least... And while you might not know all that the future brings, this sub dwells a lot on getting the control back in your hands. Good luck to you too!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/22 04:05 PM
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Well, you do you… my former boss would say the same, he’s 28 (15 years younger than me), living la vida loca with his girlfriend, no kids - plus he has a 2-seat V8 Mercedes so probably kids would be hard to fit - throws some poker and uno game nights, and in one of them, “truth or dare”, had to admit in front of GF he lost count of his N “around 25”. She admitted something in the same tier, and that was it. They live together since 2019 but the, so to say, “emotional investment” in each other is…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/22 03:06 PM
4

Because your sample is only female. Chad might just as well speak the king’s english (and seldom does) even if he picks more chicks sounding like a thug
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/22 10:12 AM
4

You mean the Pussy Carousel… you’re never too far from the Cunt Carousel, and it isn’t worth the ticket.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/22 10:01 AM
3

I think 36 are just the ones she can’t conceal
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/22 09:55 AM
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“would be fun to swap stories” is the most theoretical “would” ever. Like, Kim Jong Un probably also thinks it would be fun to press the nuke button every now and then. Just don’t.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/22 09:53 AM
2

The way she doesn’t even try to conceal it makes me wonder… what a broad digital wake she’s leaving, cherry on top, one that can’t be erased (probably she can be easily cross-referenced in other people social media accounts) But hey she wanted her fun, and just for kicks the whole world to know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/22 08:05 PM
3

Well at least she set a very low bar for maturity with her own example
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/22 10:17 AM
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I think it's "bratty ass to grab by the hair" (?), but, without the slightest interest in answering such questions, that's a honest 0 [zero]
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/22 10:14 AM
1

The girl good, boy bad viewpoint
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/22 07:30 AM
13

I first have to watch the remake. “The Godmother”, of course.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/22 04:43 PM
15

I have to take that lightly, since to my best knowledge traditional roles don’t include men lifting a dozen donkeys (yet) or women pooping flowers (literally). It takes a unhealthy Disney+ daily intake to embrace that viewpoint, and, silly me, my childhood was wokedisneyfree.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/22 04:25 PM
2

A couple months ago my wife was whining over some petty shit for a long time… until I had to take our eldest son to soccer practice, which thankfully cut the argument short. Upon entering the car I felt I owed him an explanation, so I said “Sorry V., sometimes I think female psyche is a mental illness”, and he replied “ffs, did you take 41 years to get that?” Good boy. Redpilled from day 1.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/22 04:11 PM
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Well my wife is a “catholic psychologist” so she is a bit off the 90%+ mainstream. Once in a while she is asked to “heal” a couple but since work is split between two therapists (it is not appropriate both being patients of the same therapist) she often has someone clearly working against her on the other side, and happily doing overtime. I am not endorsing that those problems have “good” and “bad” solutions, simply that her first and only approach is to reunite them. And she always drops patien…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/22 03:55 PM
25

“Will”? Lol Watch Disney’s “Encanto” Madrigal family male:female ratio, and how shittily every man (plus the married woman) is portrayed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/22 03:34 PM
13

A sad existence is said generation of kids not ever figuring out mom could easily have chosen that elusive right way, since we also have single grandmas and, if not yet, likely soon there will be single grandgrandmas. The once mono shit talk is now stereo or “Surround”, with nowhere to hide. At least those damn archaic heteronormative “typical” families pre-woke society may become an interesting Dark Ages PhD research subject.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/22 03:08 PM
12

Just like the Heart Attack BBQ owner [claims to be], we’d be happy the day nobody shows up at the doorstep.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/22 08:08 AM
12

I don’t know about the blu cheese dip but it sure looks like 40 pounds of ass-pic
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/22 05:23 PM
7

Looking for something real? I tought popping out two bastards at 22 was as real as it gets. She’d be much better if they were imaginary
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/22 05:18 PM
4

I didn’t get to teach her much, but I sure learned a lot…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/22 05:08 PM
3

Alas that’s no big deal, at least until you’re taken hostage
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/22 05:06 PM
10

“Please show photo holding yesterday’s newspaper”… soon this will be like dealing with an Al Qaeda hostage situation
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/22 10:41 AM
15

I don’t get the “having to deal with a 20 year old personality” like if it was any harder than a 49 year old one. My wife was certainly easier to deal with at 22 than 43, can’t wait to see the improvement of the next 6 years
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/22 10:37 AM
4

The funniest I’ve read in April
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/22 07:16 AM
3

Some doctor-doctor relationships pan out, not the ones started at 36 obviously. Tough I am sure raising a [probably somewhat impaired] teenager between 12 hour shifts in her late fifties seems a cakewalk for her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/22 06:28 PM
2

Marriage is sacred and special and can’t be reduced to this. But most women (and a few men) nowadays don’t know shit about what a marriage is. My wife is a “catholic psychologist”, like, chartered in that specific association here in Portugal (I don’t know how common it is in other countries). She is routinely called to assess marriage annulations - because people seeking that frown divorce, yes, and expect some verdict like “I was immature then”… and are willing to pay nearly €10k/$11k for that…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/22 09:07 AM
3

Fair point but maybe not worth the effort, it’s not a great conversation starter for friends or coworkers. And with family, it’s truly the shit hitting the fan.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/22 08:40 AM
10

Panhandler rent-a-kid seems a good candidate for the economy Nobel prize in today’s zoociety
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/22 12:10 PM
19

The fact that Steve just knew the guy for one hour or so, yet decided on the spot to give him this helping hand, tells us (Dan included) everything we ever have to know about her. She got no room for an alternative bullshit story, ain’t no going back from there, and a bottle of scotch is a cheapskate bargain for such favour.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/22 05:06 PM
8

Well, I wouldn’t want to know shit about her job this close to retirement…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/22 03:41 PM
2

“Difficult” to catch is in twilight zone. Once history depends on one’s mood there is only easy and impossible.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/22 03:23 PM
3

Unless you’re using some DV definition from the 90’s, yes 90% do /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/04/22 10:06 AM
5

My guess is that his intended audience would be his own wives, but as saying goes, you can’t be a prophet in your own turf
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/22 08:40 AM
17

Dating with down payment
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/22 11:47 AM
18

Since she’s already 55 and still didn’t learn shit, I wonder if she ever got anything right
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/22 05:36 PM
1

11 times out of 10, a chick who sticks with a given Chad in the hope of finding the pot of gold coins is setting herself for a veeeery harsh reality check, regardless of the existence of it. It's a cheat code she can keep pushing... punching the buttons until the controller breaks into a thousand pieces.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/22 08:23 AM
6

I am sure there are plenty of Chads with good jobs looking broke as fuck because they really don’t need to flash it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/22 06:19 PM
1

The image in... https://highlandpiper-sc.com/1651/opinion/a-wolf-in-sheeps-clothing-the-college-boards-monopoly-on-education/
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/22 12:06 PM
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Damn, I can’t even recall a single teacher that I couldn’t call by first name in the entire degree. And in my masters too. I specifically chose the most blue collar one to guide me - he had a really shitty office in a basement or so. He was easy going enough to take my “I am working, have two kids, just give me something I can do from home” excuse and gave me a technical book to translate. I finished it with half a dozen short phone calls, no meetings, no videocalls, no lab time, over a year and…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/22 08:53 PM
11

Pharmacist and MBA??? Seems like she chooses the next degree rolling dice and asking a Ouija board
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/22 08:37 PM
12

Shouldn’t there be a WhereAreAllTheAbusiveMen?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/22 11:46 PM
34

You should know "his" height applies above 6 ft, otherwise is "its" height... /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/22 01:29 PM
8

Since chicks with 7 kids, still married, restrain orders, in jail and even with AIDS have been showcased here, I doubt 3 points is enough for a line in the bingo card.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/22 06:49 PM
15

Unless CC stands for cunt carrousel as well, yeah that’s right, only women are able to.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/22 03:01 PM
2

I am intimidated with how broad can the meaning of “career” be for some women
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/22 10:08 PM
20

I dare say, a genius idea for a first date, the hospital. Just pick a rose bouquet and wait for her, the kid and the bill.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 05:14 PM
6

In two decades I’ve never seen a woman in my field (civil engineering) doing anything beyond paper pushing. Last year one - safety inspector, not less - tried to refuse my 5-story scaffolding in downtown Lisbon. She claimed some minor detail was wrong… I already forgot what. I just said, I can’t see shit from here, let’s climb it and you tell me there. Instant approval. I know everything was a-ok in my scaffolding but keep in mind she might inspect all sorts of lousy shit, be right about errors,…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 08:25 AM
4

Thank God: you can get a bottle below $2 there. On that metric, anyone drinking in the US needs a very, veeeeery deep pocket.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/22 09:04 PM
14

Bold of you to assume wrinkles and saggy belly require wine consumption
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/22 09:00 PM
9

She seeks the wallet of her life, the love is the guy in the picture… which is probably still in the picture, so to speak.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/22 08:57 PM
13

Unless she frames time in >2 decade chunks, both sides of 45 are wrong…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/22 10:13 AM
10

A shit test requires… shit. I can’t think of any reaction, when receiving a gift, other than thanking and smiling. My wife did that with a $6 tin engagement ring. I shit you not… I think the goddamn piece of junk broke in less than a week. It takes an ungodly amount of cuntiness to bitch about a framed photo that shows how much they care about her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/02/22 09:34 AM
3

Both would quit the gym… why should her let him go then? It’s $270 per month and full of bitches
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 09:57 PM
3

She’s fine with the piece of meat treatment. After all, she had to quote the sentence, or at least put it between commas…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 09:40 PM
5

Doesn’t look buried too deep into Babel library
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 08:35 PM
3

You sure do have a broad meaning for consciousness
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 08:33 PM
6

The whale deal!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 08:32 PM
0

To be fair nazis pop up every five minutes in history channel so a trend would eventually emerge
/r/TheRedPill22/02/22 06:39 PM
1

Wtf… there is another mode?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/22 08:27 PM
9

The kind of boner that keeps her saying OMG non-stop has to be holy, right?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/22 08:24 PM
3

First assumption in Physics, spherical cow in a vacuum
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/22 09:25 AM
4

If at least they stick to this metric N counts would stop at 12
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/22 01:14 PM
12

The Wall Whispering Your Name is a great title for a horror movie. Obviously lurkers of this sub would take it for a sitcom
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/22 12:36 PM
5

I can’t care less whether a chick likes sbeer or not. Alas, maybe I stress Silence too much.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/22 12:18 PM
4

She can have anyone and anything she wants at 45… Well she has a sense of humor, she got that right
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/22 04:58 PM
20

With the average woman nowadays most you can prove is that she is stable until now 5 minutes down the road all bets are off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/22 04:51 PM
11

No it doesn’t. The list is just the Top Ten Hall of Fame. The full list is hidden and had to be zipped to fit the 16 Gb micro SD card…
/r/TheRedPill10/02/22 05:35 PM
14

Ah! My toddler daughter once broke a glass or mug she had pushed off the table edge. She said something like "It wasn't me, it was my finger". Her brothers burst off laughing. The rationalization begins long before the logic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/22 10:13 AM
6

Since there are about 25-30 years between generations and IVF has been available for more than 40, "needing no man" clearly needed not either to be the dream of her "ancestresses". Plus, there are plenty "living the dream" and sharing online their hands-on single mom experience; over 99% of the time complaining what a shit deal they got, the sort of bad news incounsciously swept under the rug. It baffles me how does someone get stuck in this 100% theoretical freeze-her-eggs circlejerking, spewin…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/22 10:08 AM
5

When you master it becomes just amazing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/22 12:18 PM
3

That’s what he did, maybe she could watch and learn
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/22 12:16 PM
1

Free Willy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/22 09:33 AM
15

Better yet, replace Persian by Cherokee and see if she notices
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/22 08:21 AM
6

It’s the Bible’s fault, Gutenberg forgot to add the FAQ section
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/22 08:19 AM
4

Too bad they did not win the fight
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/22 09:39 PM
14

(…) driven off the cliff FTFY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/22 10:13 AM
11

The airline too. Or asks her to buy two seats.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/22 05:05 PM
1

Yes, I know he has nothing to do with Seinfeld, but I’ll just finish S7 and S8 before Netflix goes down, then I seek more comedy…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/22 12:33 PM
2

As in sooey=hog, or if I whistle “sooey” a hog follows me?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/22 12:28 PM
2

But I concede that it is an indicator of Alice-in-Wonderland Queen of Hearts behavior, which isn’t classy at all
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/22 12:27 PM
11

I shit you not, a friend of mine is texting - nothing else, she is on the other side of the Atlantic - to a girl he’s never seen in person and she is fine tuning the wedding details He was the best man at my wedding 17 years ago. He’s 42, nearly 4” taller than me (probably 6’), no gym but quite buffed, swims 114 x 25 m pool / hour. PhD in Physics, doing research. And… still lives with his parents and has zero social skills. I think I’ll a minute of silence for him.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/22 07:32 PM
24

How dare you. With a queen of hearts print in her clothes, she is royalty for sure.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/22 07:21 PM
27

A black belt must be a black belt at being a black belt to handle that waist
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/22 04:32 PM
40

She can perfectly be a 10 right now... and take the 1st prize at the appropriate county fair hog weighing contest. Tought she might not consider that a "date". Damn.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/22 01:14 PM
15

I’ve been building and flying control line model planes over 10 years (1995-2004) and each time some other kid said “But at least I got a 2nd place” in an event, my instructor would add “Good! It’s the 1st of the losers, too!”. In front of the kid’s parents, if they happened to be there too. The IDGAF vibe was strong with him. A few snowflakes moved to less competitive endeavours, but I’d say about 80% remained. I doesn’t really hurt the kids. It’s worth noticing Xenon was a boys only club, hell…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/22 08:38 AM
1

Plenty of blood everywhere in the movie. Like it would it even be rated differently with prostitutes and institutionalized pederasty... will a "director's cut" version ever be available?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/22 06:23 PM
1

Maybe it is a Groucho Marx quote? I don't know. I haven't even watched every Seinfeld season.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/22 06:21 PM
1

I know of a former girl scout who would bet against other girl scouts which among them could take more boys off the seminary (they were studying to become catholic priests) It wasn’t for liking them… or out of jealousy or something like that. It was just for the high score chart like if they were playing a fucking Pac-Man tournament. This shit can’t get any shallower.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/22 10:39 AM
4

But the rich never had significant problems with female nature (aside of becoming slightly less rich) so maybe their opinion doesn’t count
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/22 05:28 PM
15

Yeah “dual”. At some times as skewed as 3:1. Improved a lot since we both flipped the bird to our employers and started freelance work. We’re now pulling about $40k/year which in a shithole like Portugal is a lot of money
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/22 05:24 PM
11

Up to the point a pan fits in
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/22 04:50 PM
23

Beware, she’s pansexual, may bring more than that… who knows what has been inside… ProTip: not her for sure
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/22 04:49 PM
4

Well, the way you worded it, maybe dying in your own shit vs marrying "unemployed rubbish" is a tough choice? 2 seconds of forethought tells me people will keep shitting long after they find a job, but you can't expect that from everyone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/22 03:48 PM
3

Someone forgot to portray that in "300"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/22 03:39 PM
10

We aren't getting any wealthier now... neither for the past decade. If at least female nature could now be swept under the rug, but no, this seems to be a one-way movement.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/22 03:38 PM
17

You got half of it right. I'm married and raising 3 kids, but, considering how much was already spent, I bet being single and living frugally would have landed me a 2-bedroom flat in downtown Lisbon by mid 2026. Those were my 1st house and bank loan and not difficult at all to buy alone. The present-day 5-br house in the outskirts has yet to be cleared by the bank before I can buy it and no way I can make a 30-year payment plan 19 years later.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/22 03:25 PM
6

Where are the fines for being “unemployed rubbish” and not popping 3 kids before 26? Where’s the Shad-Phuckboi-San Boot Camp and mandatory drone delivered weekly IVFs to the Xmas Cake broads? C’mon I’m sure the CCP can do better than this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/22 10:02 AM
16

They’re moving from Karl to Groucho
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/22 08:14 AM
6

Of course men may like mom bods, hence the milf acronym. But this one’s a milfo. I’d like her to fuck off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/22 03:37 PM
13

Yes, we watch them arrive after the big pill has been shoved etc… much like in that movie where there are guys arriving from the top of Hacksaw Ridge. It’s a bit depressing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/22 10:28 AM
3

Any man worth his salt shall be able to not give a fuck about stupid criteria - which is just about what every broke Chad does
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/22 08:56 PM
3

What does a receding hairline tell about income? She’s high af
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/22 08:51 PM
3

Since he returned to Brazil, I don’t know much about him, but about her, shit has hit the fan. She was already cheating the Brazilian guy in the honeymoon, they divorced, had a slightly autistic daughter at 38 with another guy, dumped him, closed her kindergarten, had to sell her house, and now lives in a shitty shack with a junkie some 30 miles away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/22 08:08 PM
3

I can’t help noticing how all the alledgely deadbeat dads are Fathers with a capital F…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/22 09:30 AM
19

Idk man… once you’ve read enough bios you get to know the only thing you need from these broads is distance
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/22 09:19 AM
29

To my best knowledge Ursula is not a single mom
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/22 09:07 AM
3

It’s sort of hard mode, but I’ve already seen someone marry abroad - and live there while married. Divorce came, and he just took the first flight to his home country, where he is shielded from whatever shit may come from her. She never managed to extract a single cent from him again.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/22 11:20 PM
4

13 months
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 09:37 PM
28

I’d recommend synthetic 10W50 but seems too late for that
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 08:43 PM
13

Plus, mocking the noble piston who’s been through more ups and downs than we ever will, and no matter how hard he pushed, it always blew up in his face.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 08:41 PM
1

Well, he sure paid back with unflattering art
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 10:25 AM
1

Because it is. You forgot to add Jeff’s car to the requirement list.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 10:23 AM
1

Indeed, as it becomes a body altering substance too
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 10:17 AM
1

It’s a convertible. It would take a negligible amount of shit. Any woman would rent an 18-wheeler if needed
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 10:15 AM
1

Unfortunately everything meets the <current year> standards for low mileage
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 10:09 AM
2

With people, I get it. Why the flying fuck would friends do so, is way beyond me.
/r/TheRedPill28/01/22 08:00 AM
9

It’s a very pervasive train of thought. Since I heard “all the cars started moving, why not the one in front of me” as a valid reason to rear-end him, all with a straight face, I have to question my sanity. And try hard to not piss my pants holding the laughter. It’s just the way so many things “work” in 2022, don’t try to make sense of it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 07:41 AM
6

Hey Bill, we’re making a little poll here in the class, because Caroline is going to Paris. Should she be afraid of rapists and murderers? No, just kind people there. Jane? No, they all nice. Jack? Just good fellas. Carol? (…) Carol isn’t here… she was raped and murdered last weekend. Oh, then she doesn’t vote. Fred? I am sure this is how some people think.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 08:12 PM
30

Wise choice, the hair. Really tricky for her to spermjack.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 11:18 AM
20

Yes, indeed add another warning… reading her post is self-inflicted violence.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 11:11 AM
1

Of course a good man will come eventually. At least one "bad" man already came. But she could have chosen outside...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/22 08:25 AM
7

Once you become old enough vultures may stick around, but that’s it. Don’t expect any further.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/22 11:24 PM
3

Posting all this shit and bragging to her friends, she’s digging not more than her grave
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/22 10:25 AM
21

I thought there was an agreement on the no “but she looks reasonable” rule. You don’t know what they’re capable of. At some point they dump their partner AND THEIR OWN OFFSPRING and flee to some 5,000 miles away or so just because it’s warmer or whatever shallow shit they’re thinking then. If they think at all - some crash into windows and wind turbines. All of them. ABALT. You’ve been warned.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/22 09:57 AM
3

Probably it was mentioned a thousand times but without any applicable knowledge attached to it It’s good for zero energy design houses tough
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 10:44 AM
8

Look on the bright side, she retains the ability to pair bond with a wallet
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/22 06:13 AM
6

Maybe if it starts running in TikTok like the Mutually Exclusive Choice Challenge?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/22 06:07 AM
4

The position is taken by the Ancient Aliens guy, however someone with a PhD in Urban Legends is still fit for a 2-episode special in the same show. Or in TLC’s My Big Fat $600k Gipsy Degree, being mocked in South Park S24 (Kyle’s many deaths are Urban Legend-tier), or some Netflix mini series. Nothing long term
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/22 09:34 PM
10

I feel scammed enough by my MIT-Portugal “Advanced Studies” degree in Sustainable Energy Systems which, at about $5,500 tuition, was more expensive than my 5-year degree in civil engineering (higher education is nearly free around here). And I got a job in which that was appreciated, spite of barely mentioning it in my résumé, and made more than twice those $5,500 in the first year. I can’t fathom what someone who buys that college bullshit sales pitch would think of himself (usually, herself) a…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 11:23 PM
13

I can’t think of anything a PhD in Urban Legends could ever be an entry requirement. Sure as shit ain’t none in the Mythbusters cast.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 09:43 PM
3

These photos gave me Ebola
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/01/22 11:13 PM
3

Today’s single mom pops her own basketball team, just one kid is lack of ambition
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/01/22 12:09 AM
11

She is just starting, by the time she finishes 7 is the new 3
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 02:30 PM
10

Might be harder to implement a Kween mindset in a land where there’s actually a Queen, but it’s undeniably in progress
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 02:24 PM
3

I don’t have TikTok, so I just had a few instances in which people I know were watching and sharing low-effort mediocrity and thought it was all that was available.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 02:13 PM
4

TIL there is good stuff in TikTok Probably just wishful thinking
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 01:21 PM
2

It’s a household, not an ant colony. Quite unhealthy any way you look at it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/01/22 08:01 PM
14

Just tell her “Dinner and movie, what for? Let’s just grab a sandwich and stargaze!!!” to check how high that ranks as a date plan
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/01/22 07:12 PM
3

Yeah... but I'd still like to go there at least once, even if only to say so by myself! Never got any closer than Hong Kong.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/12/21 12:14 AM
1

Hey, I could easily attempt being #1 from the end. I’m 5’8” and until April I had a ‘89 Ford Transit
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/12/21 12:20 AM
4

It is already difficult to run FrameBuilder MRD with only 4 Gb RAM… adding five turds on my laptop it crashes for sure.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/21 01:06 PM
12

I assumed I’d have a downtown penthouse, a Lotus Elan, six week holidays in Bali and a permanent supply of tiger shrimp in the fridge, and the way the world keeps failing my assumptions is just preposterous. Who knew it would be so hard.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/21 08:32 AM
3

If you were homeless, you’d be in no place to… well, anything. I doubt you can call home to a place inhabited by this broad. Better live in a corner of the roof, as the Bible says…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/12/21 08:52 PM
16

A triple coronary bypass is serious and appropriate
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/21 05:17 PM
5

More like “your ancestors only enslaved my ancestors, now is my turn to suffer, let me take this to the next level”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/21 11:01 PM
5

You’d get a better deal with WW1 (and 2) Even if you were to attend both, that’s 10 years total, not 18
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/21 07:05 PM
8

I also feel bad for the kid, he may miss his goofy aunt after she cuts the cord. She could at least try to step up to his maturity level. Sorry, I couldn’t read it any other way.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/21 06:05 PM
3

That is interesting. All women in my side of the family like to cook and do so very well. Also, my family is quite traditional, and if Portugal were not a republic yet, from my grandpa, I’d be the next in line for count of Barcelos or some other blue blood thing. My wife’s side is deeply republican, all for emancipation and “education” of women, has some pioneers of universal suffrage and stuff like that, and all of the women there have a hard time to boil an egg. It was me who did all the Xmas …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/21 11:02 AM
3

Better they sign up for the one-way trip to Mars
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/21 10:45 AM
1

“Hi! I’m piece of shit. I work at piece of shit and I love piece of shit” was already the way I read half of the bios, so…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/21 06:16 PM
6

Add shortsighted to the list, then
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/21 06:14 PM
2

The way you describe it seems far better than the average relationship
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/21 08:45 PM
13

Well, my father in law is a shitbag who forced his wife to abort at gunpoint and beat the shit out of her over four decades. It grinds my gears (but it is thoroughly explained why in many posts here) that he is so better treated than me by my wife, his daughter. In so many occasions that I already lost count. Anyway, whatever shit fit she makes, usually out of the blue, I give her two options 1) STFU 2) Proceed IF you feel like repeating it to your dad
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/21 06:10 PM
15

Yes, but it goes both ways. At least with my wife. She simply spoke far too much shit this far (we married in 2004) for it to be left unused. And once you do it, bullshit stops so promptly from her side that you’d be wondering if she’s choking or having a stroke.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/21 01:41 PM
11

To be fair she didn’t say she dislikes drugs, just not in any way - must be 95% pure or so. Ah, they are bad, too: she thinks she’s a frog. A couple ecstasy pills and she becomes a kangaroo.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/21 04:17 PM
27

RelationSHIP
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/21 04:11 PM
17

Sorry, mental illness is always the main dish. I’d bet $100 that within a week you couldn’t care less she being 350 lbs
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/21 04:09 PM
7

Dear Frog, a Happy 2022 with less bullshit to you too!!! Hold on to those new year resolutions
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/21 04:05 PM
6

She’s too damn close to the nearest junk food joint, that’s for sure
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/21 03:58 PM
4

I’d wager di#ks are even less inclined to verbal abuse 24/7, but OTOH they are at least a couple miles away by the time rant starts (if it ever does) and they don’t provide their real phone number, so we may never know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/21 03:53 PM
6

She’s butt ugly, but ya all please be respectful and thank the Chad’s BS filtered message (…) your di#k (…) be prepared to be on (…) my (…) mouth (…)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/21 03:44 PM
8

On the other hand our expertise of relationship statics is second to none. The bullshit we have to put up with never changes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/21 10:47 AM
9

I chuckled at “I don’t miss a family, it’s just a different format” In the bookstore she probably doesn’t miss the contents after she reads the titles, same thing just a bit above 99% compression ratio
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/21 07:37 PM
3

Yeap, that bugged me too. Nobody takes two months to decide over such matters, therefore pillow shitting is somewhat acceptable - there must be something else off limits.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/21 07:23 PM
7

My bad. Great buddies.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/21 12:35 PM
5

At some point we’ll have to enforce a mandatory disclaimer “Fictional events depicted; spite of these 15 million dvd copies, Disney does not warrant the existence of any statistically significant number of Prince Charmings willing to put up with your shit. Enjoy your movie”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/21 09:36 AM
8

Could you please find out which was the deal breaker? I mean, two months past pillow shitting, it allows a dozen items more. Seems a “blue whale” challenge kind of thing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/21 09:19 AM
8

Not all that lousy buddies, if they are already awake by Sunday morning mass time
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/21 09:14 AM
2

Beware… F to M clearly have non-OEM parts, but the same can’t be claimed about M to F!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/21 09:50 PM
8

It’s not like you can actually reply to the author. For instance, any boy aged 12-13 already knows the world is a cold lonely globe and the illusion would be thinking otherwise, and within a couple years stops giving a shit about it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/21 09:46 PM
1

Worth noting that you stopped at 6) I’m at 13) and already feel I should be awarded a refund for the lost time
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/21 09:34 PM
6

Will she ever get her step parents hint? It seems that CEOs and tv directors from all kinds of cultures around the world flocked to her like flies to a steaming hot piece o… pikachu face
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/21 09:04 PM
5

I guess for both genders, hating the other is the most likely result of speedrunning dating. She’s a fit customer to buy 12-weeks old whisky
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/21 08:54 PM
8

IF dude%=unemployablevagrant% THEN fuck() In fact, fuck() function requiring no arguments would pretty much define enough the train of thought of the chicks portrayed in this sub
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/21 08:44 PM
5

eureka!!! “Better in person” option implies the the existence of “Worse in person” option, so the dating website could send a poll to previous dates
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/21 08:36 PM
5

Does she need a plug to feel the spark?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/21 08:29 PM
5

I’d wager an astrophysicist wife is the last person who wants to discuss that. I also know a physicist, but at some point he also took a turn to the issues discussed here, I think he’s sort of trying to mail order a Brazilian bride. The current year is not a good time to discuss relativity.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/12/21 02:43 PM
3

If “being me without approval” equates to being the usual raging cunt displayed here, that ain’t no foundation, she is already pouring concrete in the 500th floor or so.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/12/21 02:36 PM
6

Should read that in David Attenborough’s voice
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/21 02:32 PM
23

If she wasn’t a mom, she would still not be looking for a hookup. It is in the previous sentence, not the same one, that extra period does not make much sense. I guess the last time she skipped a period Tyrone ran for the hills.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/21 02:26 PM
8

Don’t put your dick in that… if you have a donut you have an option.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/21 07:51 AM
7

To these people the alignment of Mars and Saturn is science. Yet they couldn’t point a telescope to either if their life depended on that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/21 05:45 PM
1

I guess most people don’t. If you want to be a reknown god, don’t be a dick.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/12/21 02:20 PM
4

I’m a civil engineer too, and while it takes a lot of travel anyway, OTOH moving as little as 30 miles away from your company’s core area totally fucks up your schedule. If it is rehabilitation in tight schedules in a densely packed urban area, your address is part of your credentials and there’s no way around it. In the unlikely possibility of her getting pregnant, the frequent absences from someone who supposedly climbed the corporate ladder for the past 15 years or so and should now be far le…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/12/21 04:39 PM
8

If you’re broke you’re sent to hell, if you’re not she express delivers
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/12/21 04:11 PM
2

Yes but her toys making her pregnant really puzzles me
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/21 08:32 PM
2

Let’s suppose you have the hardware to actually access someone’s thought process and hope to pull a 20 kB .xls file out of it with the elusive N in it. Here’s my $0.02 on it… my wife is a chartered psychologist at the national catholic association of such professionals. Most of her patients are sent by priests at local and not-so-local churches. Some do videocalls from a few thousand miles away. You’d be amazed at the sheer mental contortionism of (supposed) catholics. Whatever “thought process”…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/21 08:15 PM
4

I finally got the “have a boat” requirement. It ditches the ones who already know it’s better to rent.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/21 06:00 PM
2

You have to see the bright side, any dude falling for this bitch won’t be too bothered to be deployed. Downside, can’t wait too long or he’ll have had enough PTSD then.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/21 05:56 PM
18

4 kids + toys are better than him = doesn’t compute
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/21 04:41 PM
3

Let’s say you trace the whereabouts of mobile phones - not properly legal, but technically possible. It would be easy to know if a given phone has been in the premises of known matchmakers. If you’re willing to throw in some hardware, there’s a drone with a 18 gigapixel array of narrow field cameras that monitors a dozen sq.mi. and can stay airborne for about one year. With a license plate number, you might know where a given chick has been. If she took the car, at least. This is the next level.…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/21 08:39 AM
19

I’m sure once you’re past a dozen STDs a doctor might add something meaningful too
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/21 07:35 PM
44

So it shouldn’t be awkward to ask how much per hour, right?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/21 02:30 PM
6

My bad. Maybe it’s just the bars I’ve been to. Too dark, too loud, too busy. Also, I never went alone. But if I did, I’d barely notice her, and I’d have to speak over 90 dB something really reeeeaaaally cheesy that can’t pass by “Beer”, “Cola” or the like in her 5-sec attention span, towards someone who ditched school for a dead-end job 0% motherhood friendly. Very hard pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/21 08:19 AM
4

After this talk show she should be happy her next date doesn’t use a kraft paper bag when in public with her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 06:55 PM
5

I also got curious, which bar hires a drinking bartender???
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 05:24 PM
9

I’m quite sure among 374 guys you have at least two polar opposites, that would leave her candidate pool reduced to none (which happens to be the appropriate size)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 05:15 PM
13

Plus, they are always traveling. Basement, shop window, basement, shop window. And they don’t brag. Win-win.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 05:12 PM
4

There should be an equivalent for men… a mobile app that checks whether your date has ever been to a matchmaker, so that you may keep a safe distance. The unmatchmaker.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 09:05 AM
2

The bottom of the barrel is undeniably a point of balance
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/11/21 09:04 PM
4

TIL the concept of "verbally speaking". But idk if she is a verbal virgin either. The ability to form coeherent sentences seems quite fucked up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/21 09:43 AM
3

With the kind of woman who wrote the article, probably the guy could just say "How daaaw you assume children are mine!!!", show the paternity test, and grab more microwave popcorn.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/21 09:33 AM
1

Well, the family thing has to be more subtle. Surrogate mothers are a bit expensive, so an ordinary dude can’t follow the mgtow approach. “It’s a numbers game” doesn’t work outside Sharia. You’re left with you started - what worked for A, what worked for B, etc. - knowing most of it won’t work for x
/r/TheRedPill24/11/21 11:22 AM
123

Microwave some popcorn Post “I love my wife but I’m not sexually attracted to her is a guest post written by a brave man” in the same website Enjoy shitshow
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/21 10:47 PM
2

Once you join their lack-of-logic bandwagon it becomes much simpler. As I told, she can’t initiate a divorce. In every argument I just say “do as you see fit. I’ll do jack shit - zero”. It isn’t as straightforward (and quick!) as it is for girls, but men can also have their cake and eat it too.
/r/TheRedPill23/11/21 04:41 PM
3

Let’s face it: a bunch of trees or Kool Aid guzzling religion won’t stop the sun from melting half of the solar system either. And 99% of the 40+ year old broads displayed in this sub will be dead ends too, no matter how much they cherish their frozen eggs. But it does not have to be like that for us. Our popping-kids window is open for 1-2 decades longer. Not that I expect this shitty society to change overnight, but it is a possibility, thankfully it isn’t over yet.
/r/TheRedPill23/11/21 04:08 PM
3

I am raising a family, it sure is hard mode. I can’t stress enough the help I get from the church. Not everyone will be in my shoes; a very small sample indeed. Both me and my wife have been grinding ourselves in corporate environments with zero accomplishment for nearly two decades, and now we’re both freelancers. Our income more than doubled overnight. She got a taste of it. It is a craving now… obviously. And it happens that my wife is a psychologist whose main source of patients is a church-…
/r/TheRedPill23/11/21 03:49 PM
3

Why the rush? Just thank the built-in lubrication, you still have about half a dozen hours before dilation is enough to push the baby out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/21 09:23 AM
7

Sorry for not being a bot, but over the course of three months in Maputo I got to know the curious concept behind the Mozambican aids warning condom: if the chick starts moaning, it’s not pleasure, just time to flee!… First condom, dip in Tabasco, cover with second condom, bang chick. Glad I could help.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/21 09:16 AM
2

The byssexual detour around Felicia
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/21 09:04 AM
7

Mom stooped very low, but at least the kid will be born high
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/21 09:01 AM
7

She can’t know for sure, it was just cuddling all along and she had no rear mirror…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/21 08:59 AM
7

Next level: flirt with obstetrician during delivery!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/21 08:53 AM
2

But… it is entertaining and extends your lexicon. I admit some difficulty with the “don’t let him take your emotional resources” brain fart. But the way society is going, it won’t be long until I can allocate emotional resources in MS Project and strip mine them in Minecraft…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/21 07:48 AM
3

Logic 101: To find your half orange, you must be half orange too. She had no big trouble connecting to half grapefruits so far. Therefore, she probably was… Damn, she is 42 now, just half turd.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 03:40 PM
1

Mars and Saturn aligned and told her otherwise
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 03:35 PM
1

Gotta add “own Roomba” to her bio
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 03:29 PM
3

No 9 to 5 is not, period. Investment, or any other shit. Otherwise, why OLD? Ain’t no time for the real world?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 03:12 PM
7

Tinder might be a good mental clinic patient harvesting app
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 02:07 PM
3

You’re confusing nationality with multiple personality, or some astrology hogwash that claims you’re half-some-shit all the way to your grand-grand-grand-grand-grandparents
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 02:05 PM
6

This is the kind of girl that will claim you raped her in a hundred separate events, over a span of several months after the first quickie. Glad I’m not actually swiping on Tinder, otherwise the phone would make a nasty dent on the drywall.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 01:58 PM
3

You have a gift! Two gifts indeed. Namely, (1) turning casual comments into writing prompts, and (2) making sense between a couple details nobody here noticed, six years after and probably a few thousand miles from Lisbon. I felt like a dumbfounded Hastings at the telegram booth. Bravo, Poirot.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 01:50 PM
6

She is the psychologist, not the corrections officer… I think it even sounds worse that way. As a psychologist she should be neutral, e.g. zero details of her personal life to her customers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/21 04:35 PM
2

I am still trying to figure what he would do when plaintiff and defendant are of different races…
/r/TheRedPill21/11/21 11:11 AM
3

My father-in-law is… a psychopath. I have no better word for it. But, if I turn a blind eye to the wife and daughter beatings, he did something useful: he locked my wife at home. She never slept anywhere else until she was 22. So my wife witnessed all the ungodly amount of sluttery her friends went through for a full 6 years after consent age without as little as kissing a boy. No sex ed, no textbook, no “blue lagoon” vhs tape - just raw reality unfolding in front of her eyes. The 6 year mark is…
/r/TheRedPill21/11/21 10:53 AM
35

Sorry particular guy, I am a more visual guy, couldn’t label as “special” a night in the dark. If I recall correctly C. plays soccer and has built a lot of muscle. In an unfeminine way, so to speak. She told my wife (unsurprisingly, crying) that her boyfriend always turns the lights off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/21 10:20 AM
78

I don’t think my wife was properly jealous of her whore friends, but likely she was curious, so we went to one of theirs “girls night”, which happens each couple months, and she was regularly invited. Maybe it can’t be called “girls night” with me in it but probably they already knew we wouldn’t be there until the end. By 3 AM they were totally drunk and stoned, crying, one of them puked and couldn’t stand on her feet. She was leaning against either me or my wife (one each side) just to be able …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/21 09:17 AM
1

Yes, it is shrinking back to 5.5 after each kid… so hurry up!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 09:05 AM
2

Because that’s road width You’d notice far more mention length than girth…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 08:57 AM
2

After popping 4 kids I strongly doubt she can notice 15 cm or 6”. Probably she just dipped the ruler until it felt ok.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 08:50 AM
3

Ah, the elusive 6’2” “Puss on boots” that managed to enter the list.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 08:44 AM
6

I know a girl dumb enough to exchange her cameraman bf for another cameraman, so the trick even works twice!!! She works in a prison and dumped the 2nd cameraman for a convict. Yes she started dating him while he his serving his sentence, and with full knowledge of every fuck-up he ever got into, because she has legal access to his criminal record. And that’s a great idea for a dating site, display the criminal record as bio.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 08:36 AM
3

Seems very straightforward to me, they are seeking a loyal and honest asshole. A nice guy can pretend to be an asshole a few times, however sooner or later he will show his true colors, that’s unloyal and dishonest assholery.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 08:17 AM
7

I don’t know if any of my kids’ teachers date online, but I have yet to meet one that wouldn’t make the cut in the real world too, which I hope to still be a overwhelming majority of the population. I know ain’t nothing I can do about it, but I wouldn’t like my kids to be taught by someone from the bitter bottom-of-the-barrel…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 03:15 AM
5

Breaking news: based on her bio I bet she already found the dude with these attributes, indeed she found a dozen of them. Unfortunately, each five years or so they exchange her for primary school.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 03:03 AM
8

This is Jabba-shaming tier, he wouldn’t assume paternity.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 02:58 AM
4

“one day” fell from the previous sentence, it’s the time it takes to put sunscreen on her back
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 02:56 AM
2

I was seldom told as kid “how don’t you like the fish and cabbage stew your grandma did? She spent aaaaaaall morning in the kitchen!!!”, like if that could offset the shitty flavour. She would also whine and quarrel about petty shit 24/7. People living there were nearly deaf. Meanwhile my other grandma would fire the oven and cook some spicy ribs in 20 minutes, make some coffee and watch TV until I -as always- could excuse myself from the other grandma, descend a flight of stairs to her house an…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/21 04:35 PM
7

You got it wrong, this one is 98% away from finish, but if you play you’ll have to finish, period. No reset, change character or cheat codes. She also plays, in “sandbox” mode, with unlimited ammo (you know her only limit, just check the latest card invoice/statement from your bank). Best luck!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/21 07:44 PM
10

If they thought about that for a minute, given the insane amount of women to which every other woman is a hoe, it wouldn’t be worth the typing effort.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/21 07:36 PM
9

Indeed. If you’re into hookups, don’t pursue rocket science, it doesn’t pay off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/21 07:32 PM
5

Lets assume you worshipped some dumbass role model from a TV series. As a boy you’ll eventually get to know that Pontiacs are shitty cars for Oprah to give away in bundles, and, 30 years later, Michael Knight’s look seems just as shitty. You chuckle and forget it, for there is no damage done. OTOH girls have the power to make their Sex and the Shitty teachings real, and fuck up their lives beyond redemption - I live a very low-profile life yet I know several who did so. Even the script writer ac…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/21 04:47 PM
13

Beware, it gets addictive and there’s no rehab. I did so for the past 42 years. I keep breathing even when I sleep.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/21 04:30 PM
6

She’s worth 352.3 iranian rial… (it sounds a little better than “a dime a dozen”)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/21 11:14 AM
3

The reasons listed (only one, since “please” is not a reason) seem far more appropriate to dump her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/21 10:59 AM
13

Plot twist: Nigerian prince sends her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/21 08:24 AM
15

No, that’s default. Dating is now a passive agressive activity.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/21 08:16 AM
20

My mother in law has been a punching bag for four decades. Once I took her to the hospital, and she was mumbling some stuff about the agressive husband, I was mostly just nodding and at some point she drops “but he was so handsome”… (awkward silence) No fuck no no no. I think I didn’t say anything else the rest of the night.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/11/21 06:55 PM
1

And… doesn’t a 56-year mortgage sound odd when there’s a big bunch of recent apartments for the taking somewhere else? I know what I’d do, as my income has decoupled from my physical location about a year ago. Obviously doesn’t apply to everyone but China is a very big sample, and is likely to have several million people in this situation. There’s about half a million vacant homes in Portugal but almost all have been rotting for several decades.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/21 12:37 PM
6

To be fair, within a few miles radius an uncontrolled fusion reaction may solve her problems just as well.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/21 08:27 AM
4

A “society” like that. FTFY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/21 08:23 AM
4

What a patriarchal notion of family you have. Familyphobic!!! /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/21 08:22 AM
2

Let’s assume you can park the spaceship, take a leak, have a tuna sandwich and a quickie, back to space. If you take chlamydia all the way to Vega, that’s a lot of itch and plain dumb. But if you wrapped your willy, it’s still rather intelligent.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/21 11:40 PM
13

I also hope so. She knows how to date until she questions whether she’s looking in the right places. She knows she likes her bf until she doesn’t (the on-off thing). And she knows she likes kids (babysitter, nanny, teacher) until the carpentry class starts. Thank god everyone has a mobile phone now… I doubt she would figure the way out of a phone booth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/21 10:03 PM
7

A million bucks might be hard to find, but on the bright side, Chad likely brings his own getaway vehicle. Paradoxically you need to be a UberChad to risk waiting for the bus.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/21 09:49 PM
88

What an impressive track record of failures for someone who “knows how to date”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/21 05:50 PM
14

Who’s left??? Maybe SETI program can help…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/21 05:14 PM
2

45 is her only number one needs to know, lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/21 04:25 PM
8

She can’t really solve for x, indeed. Probably she is in the 300th-something iteration and yet diverging from x.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/21 01:00 PM
7

Now? It’s been late for a couple decades…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/21 12:42 PM
6

It’s a match! She’s trolling too!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/21 12:39 PM
8

Unless she’s playing Pictionary, she just mentioned prostitution without the word prostitution, there’s the extra step
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/21 09:18 PM
9

Who the fuck compares the current chick to an ex… with every woman I know, that would turn into a shitshow in a split second.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/21 07:04 PM
2

Sure I do. Cut every cord, block, run.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/21 11:44 AM
3

I’d suggest “Beep-beep!” Vrrrrroooooom upon previous agreement with the obstetrician to say “That’s all, folks”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/21 11:39 AM
3

At some point someone should make a statue to the Wine Aunt with a well deserved pedestal Or, if on average her sister is as insufferable and childless as her, to the Wine Cunt
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/21 11:33 AM
4

Sorry, there is a period between those sentences. Bold of you to assume she’s still talking about the same guy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/21 08:36 AM
1

Damn, an uglier version of The Simpson’s Consuela
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/21 10:43 AM
3

Is harem upkeep tax deductible?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/21 10:26 AM
1

Any school big enough (say, 4-5 classes per grade) will just divide students between OF-mum only and non-OF-mum only
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/21 10:17 AM
1

No need for facial recognition. There are plenty of ways to trace back that stuff, and once online, it is forever
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/21 10:15 AM
6

You’re kidding, right? Not worth “no”ing her. She already told you all you need to “no”.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/21 09:57 AM
3

Herpes Xmas!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/21 03:46 PM
2

To hang up the call and block the number is also acceptable
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/21 03:43 PM
6

She is talking of her only hobby, herpes is the participation award
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/21 03:40 PM
9

Blind? Let me get this straight… you expect someone to whom touch is such a significant part of the interaction with the world to wife up a lard bag?… Good luck. (read in Morgan Freeman’s voice)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/21 01:11 PM
3

I find it rather intriguing her expecting you to feel scammed… This is the one guys! The first one to proof read her own bio!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/21 08:51 AM
6

Getting out of her womb with the 9” dong in the way is undoubtedly a challenge
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/21 08:17 AM
5

Well on my case she’s absolutely right, I won’t be ready for conversation ever
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/21 11:54 AM
1

Bold of you to assume your wallet is deep enough for any chick’s unpaid bills… some of them would at least grab a calculator first. [before losing their minds]
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/21 04:49 PM
2

You might be right about the price but I didn’t want to sound greedier than the $18k/year chick… $.50/month is $6/year. 3k users and you’d have that turnover. Double that and you’d for sure have that profit. I’m sure there are more than 6k potential customers, buuuuut… it wouldn’t be a very politically correct app. It would be a shitstorm indeed. Unless it runs P2P like Napster, it would be down for good in the launch day.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 03:06 PM
2

I thought that some 6 decades of single child policy would make empty houses pop up like mushrooms. My bad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 01:52 PM
7

“Can you bring my Kawi Ninja from the pawn shop? Pleeeeease?”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 07:11 AM
2

56 years salary? It sounds amusing. I never saw a loan extending past 50 years, indeed I think even those are now illegal here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/21 04:52 PM
9

You have to understand that asking her dad advice about her boyfriend was the logical thing to do, and logic is the first thing to go off the window. Obviously men know jack shit about men, duhh. How could they.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/21 04:44 PM
3

No matter how stupid it sounds, just pretend you can’t ever again argue for or against anything without including yourself in the reasoning. You, you, YOU. As simple as that. So if someone mistreats you it sure is because YOU treated him poorly previously. Do better next time. Also, if someone treats you right, it sure is his incounscious need to amend something wrong he did to YOU. Treat him like shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/21 10:46 AM
6

You fared well. Think I missed more than half of it due to being so repetitive and plain stupid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/21 10:35 AM
16

I have a great business idea: Reach out to dudes with hard earned money offering a cheap app (like, $0.50/month) that compares your mobile phonebook with a mile long, up-to-date list of known surrogate golddiggers (with the $18k/year bitch on honorary #1) and their customers, and gives a warning beep upon finding a match. Install today your WalletUnmatcher app!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/21 09:42 AM
7

I don’t find any of this reasonable. Seems in need of some Occam’s razor. Either he pays it all OR he doesn’t make 100x more, it would be a really petty fight Making 100x more vs. waiting for his 30’s to date, not to mention with an older woman, or not taking her to France too… pretty obvious he picks some hotter chick there in the first 10 min Her living in NY vs. first boyfriend at 32, fuck no, this one is strictly impossible
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/21 09:18 PM
0

Asian massage parlor refused to marry her, that’s beyond the scope of HIS definition of happy ending
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/21 09:53 AM
28

She doesn’t fuck a round, she can handle a dozen rounds
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/21 07:04 AM
9

“Seeking a woman who has matured”, said no man, ever. Should be her first thing to search for in men’s profiles, right?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/21 11:40 AM
2

Well you should give commitment to one. Just gather 456 and… …never mind, 456 probably are not enough.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/21 06:59 AM
1

It’s the Kobayashi Maru
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/21 07:59 PM
1

I didn't try to save her... she just landed in my house after one of those beatings. Then her husband started to visit. Yes, I witnessed my old-as-fuck inlaws dating again, yikes. For FIVE MONTHS. Then, thank the Lord, she went back and stfu for a couple months. From time to time I hear he's going psycho again but idgaf any longer, never ever again. Actually my father in law can barely stand up and most days pisses his pants. I expect nothing to happen except they dying of old age, and I won't b…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/21 05:31 PM
3

If a guy dresses that sloppy you have to find the match
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/21 05:20 PM
2

She's the Smeagola
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/21 05:17 PM
6

The settlers could be great… ya know, settlers, for the first Mars colony. They need no man. Just pair each with a cat and save a lot of oxygen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/21 05:11 PM
2

Maybe you mean graduating high school? English is not my native language, and high school is mandatory here, so everyone just “finishes” high school, even the lazyest, dumbest kid. My kids were born when I was 25, 31 and 36. 36 + 23 (graduating university) = 59
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/21 03:48 PM
2

If you linked the appropriate tickets from Ryanair/Easyjet (say, £25 to Lisbon) and TAP (160€ Lisbon-Sao Paulo and back at peak Covid outbreak) you’d find Brazil to be really just around the corner. Now it is a bit more expensive, but just try booking well in advance. Also, I don’t know the exact spot (it is somewhere in Australia) but some places have a shortage of men enough for some chicks to plain ask to get laid… and carry a recent STD-negative test to help their cause. Yikes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/21 10:59 AM
7

I’ll be 48 when my oldest one graduates… and 54 and 59 for the other two. Several kids graduating before one is 50 is a really tight schedule
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/21 10:45 AM
2

Take Costeau’s batiscaphe to the Mariannas Trench!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/21 12:45 PM
5

If the kids ever find this post and have a couple brain cells, yes it sure is a dead end.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/21 07:19 AM
17

“Both dads left, I still fight” what a great WWE sales pitch
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/21 08:12 AM
3

But… govt is sucessful and kind (not to all, sure), and financially stable and secure. He’s building a life with her. Had no time to waste so promptly gave her a house and is supporting her. She got an insight to know more about him than most of us will have in a lifetime. With good behaviour she might get a chance at the local nail salon or bakery (I don’t think prisons have clothing stores, but wouldn’t surprise me either). Everything lined up for her in plain eyesight!!! What does she need a …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/21 09:48 AM
1

She knows it’s hard to believe so she brings the evidence to the table
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/21 09:35 AM
3

Defective vending machine; worked seven times without inserting a dime
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/21 09:34 AM
2

Disney’s Snow White remake any time soon
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/21 09:31 AM
18

I was about to laugh but the profile fits like a glove to my father in law. He already had three kids when he married for the second time. Undoubtedly my mother in law is submissive after being forced to abort at gunpoint and almost four decades of DV. Once I took her to the hospital after one of those beatings and of course she was whining and mumbling some loose words - and I was replying here and there to show some empathy. At some point she said “but he is so handsome” and I simply got speec…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/21 07:35 AM
2

Diamond engagement rings, and jewellery in general, must be in the top 10 of america's most stupid traditions. I live in Portugal and I spent 10€ when me and my wife started dating, and 30€ or so when engaged. The wedding rings were offered by the best man (so, not even paid by me) and were about 64€ each. Total 168€, or about $194 in four rings. My wife's wedding ring was cheap enough for her to toss it away while throwing a stupid shit fit. Replaced with some 20€ bargain from Cash Converters. …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/21 03:56 PM
8

Grandkids visiting their newborn uncle
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/21 01:43 PM
1

Bold of you to assume Down syndrome on a kid would haunt you for a single year. More like, all the way to your grave, or the kid’s. They don’t live long past 40.
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre30/09/21 07:46 PM
2

I think the tree is waiting for the termites and a chainsaw to end her misery.
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre30/09/21 07:43 PM
2

Unfortunately returning to dickhead mode doesn't run as smoothly. It grinds their gears a bit and takes a couple years to implement. If not for a little help from my wife's workplace, I would already have been divorce-raped to the bone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/21 10:55 AM
1

It might seem disrespectful or immature, but you’d be second to no one on the funny part.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/21 10:48 AM
8

She might indeed try to outswim you. At 38 it’s likely late for that, but your best chance is in her first period after shark mating season.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/21 05:48 PM
6

No matter how much it sucks (and it will, a lot), there will be not much to “deal with” in a recurring bank transfer. It can even be automated until the court finds out about your next raise.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/21 05:44 PM
5

Some hope, please. If everything really favors the drug dealers and convicts, there’s not much incentive to be the nuclear physicist. A couple years without maintenance and you can’t probably nuke anything but the missile silo itself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/21 04:33 PM
1

I dunno how more oddly specific could that be… maybe “I just beat him in CoD four times in a row”?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/21 04:22 PM
2

Sounds like a triathlon
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/21 04:12 PM
1

She LOVES to travel so 8,000+ ft is implied
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/21 04:10 PM
4

I bet some missing persons never got that many photos on the milk cartons
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/21 04:06 PM
3

ALL the single moms and pregnant women are ditched? Finally something runs again on 640kB RAM!!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/21 03:11 PM
2

Well, she can grab a drink. Unfortunately, at some point a dick was mistaken for a drink, then she became a single mother.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/21 03:06 PM
11

Well, every 3 or 4 years, a massive range of lemmings try to swim across the Atlantic with similar success.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/21 11:19 AM
20

Of course it isn't, but I fully endorse her willingness to do so. Brag about that loud and clear! Unlike playing Sims, we can't have a flashing neon arrow pointing these people, so every hint is welcome.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/21 11:52 AM
4

Googling "Konrad Lorenz duck experiment": Lorenz (1935) investigated the mechanisms of imprinting, where some species of animals form an attachment to the first large moving object that they meet. ... When the geese hatched Lorenz imitated a mother duck's quacking sound, upon which the young birds regarded him as their mother and followed him accordingly. You're shit out of luck Konrad. This face-tattooed chick and her baby are about to send your theory down the drain. The poor kid will cry and …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/21 10:49 AM
9

But then, be wise and don't pick her up. It's pretty obvious you'll lose your job at the car wash to her [tits]
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/21 10:37 AM
3

Oh boy, we do reeeeeeally need Single Parenthood for Dummies. I am sure there is some sort of loophole for single moms to evade medical bills and get free housing. About the lawn, 2-3 oz/sqft of salt shall do the trick, repeat a couple times per year A mattress for one isn’t heavy and keeping the bus running is already someone’s job.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 01:48 PM
8

I guess the lochia stops while plugged with a dick
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 01:39 PM
2

Maybe a totalitarian dictatorship, but far from arbitrary. They waited a couple decades, it’s long enough to write down in detail how, who, where, and when to enforce their agenda. About the “why”, they might have been in this sub :D
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 01:34 PM
11

Sorry, infinite supply wouldn’t solve shit. A 6’5” guy stands out among average height guys. If there were plenty of them you’d need 6’8” or so. Like 5’8” would pull the trick within a crowd of midgets
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 09:20 AM
4

Hey, DeLorean reaches the 50s, even Old West. Never mind about the 90s.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 07:07 AM
7

This really hits too close to home for me. My wife has hypotiroidism and is always tired. It no longer bugs me much that I usually go shopping, cook, set the table, do the dishes, take out the trash and she still nags about the empty milk carton yet on the table and other petty shit, usually with some witty remark on how better she’d be divorced. Well, it is what it is. Her parents are from a different breed, I guess. Her dad, with 2 kids in tow from the previous marriage, gave her mother 3 days…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/21 03:42 PM
3

You make it sound bad, but I believe I speak on behalf of all men when I say we’d happily vote for Tumblr Stalin if he guarantees emotional labour camp sentences are limited to 15 years.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/21 03:12 PM
5

The new beetle has a dashboard flower pot as option. Keep in mind, the car is that thing that feels like lava after half an hour in the beach parking lot, you can easily bake a cake in it. So yes, they buy cars that way.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/21 09:30 AM
1

Blahblahblah. Do not hmu. Blahblahblah. “Do not hmu”, period, is a separate sentence, not a condition to the previous one. So, sorry ya all, I have to admit that upon cutting the crap this profile is pretty honest and straightforward.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/21 09:24 AM
1

No, fuck no. That’s pure evil. Depending on the diet it could fall under murder attempt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/21 08:35 AM
1

From my experience all twins were born less than a year apart… ah! Did not know this “Irish twins” thing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/21 08:28 AM
3

Gotta give him credit for writing “fux” so many times in an academic paper. Maybe it was a bet.
/r/TheRedPill14/09/21 07:22 AM
2

Bold of you, stumbling into this sub and still think there is salvation
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/09/21 12:35 PM
-5

Plot twist, husband is the sperm donor!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/21 03:13 PM
3

Or maybe, slightly into the 22nd century, the kid just says “Wtf did your parents actually met each other??? How odd”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/21 03:11 PM
3

Thanx!!! I read it so many times, it was my turn to write
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/21 03:05 PM
1

I think you picked the punchline from “As good as it gets” Jack Nicholson’s character
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/21 09:42 AM
4

No, Brad Pit. She just need to pull Brads out of the Pit until she gets the 6’ one…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/21 09:38 AM
4

TIL “men’s body image issues” are a thing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/21 08:49 AM
1

Likely the doctor told her not to use heels
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/21 08:49 AM
10

No way sold separately, they are a package deal!!!!!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/21 08:37 AM
21

Brain dead
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/21 08:26 AM
23

If James did not want to go down that path, it’s pretty obvious he won’t read that either.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/21 07:25 PM
1

If 10/10 dudes don’t feel the slightest interest in impressing her, it’s pretty much obvious 10/10 times she won’t be impressed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/21 07:13 PM
14

With that face I tought she worked as a dummy in crash tests.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/21 09:11 AM
2

To have each gender on speed dial in 2021 you need a Blackberry keyboard
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 02:51 PM
3

Unfortunately some chicks I know have yet to see something that can’t be branded as a tool of the patriarchy… unironically. At some point we’ll have the $99 Patriarchy Toolbox (tm) on TV Shop. The box with every tool, ever.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 02:42 PM
7

Mirroring similar psychotic traits is a good guess, nonetheless it's likely too late for that. I'd bet there is a guy who gets pussy on tap from her and wipes his dick to the curtains. To him, her self-worth means less than the dogshit he stepped on (also wiped to the curtains). Cherry on top: She treats him like royalty. Obviously. At some point the guy dumps her sorry ass and she proceeds to mirror his (not her) behaviour to everyone else, b-b-but then... alas you're shit out of luck. That's a…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 11:04 AM
4

This can’t stupid any further. If I can’t hold her, why would I even bother to hold her attention
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/21 07:10 PM
23

As a really romantic setting, I know about a dude who picked up a chick when both of them took out the garbage
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/21 08:27 AM
15

Set cheatsformecheatsonme as password. You just can’t read it too many times.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/21 10:29 AM
3

Yeah, probably… maybe not. Alas, she grows two new heads with each cut, so sooner or later one has to be prettier than the average OLD shitshow on display…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/21 08:22 AM
2

Can’t procrastinate Medusa forever!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/21 11:23 AM
2

Someone please report this side effect to the vaccine manufacturer
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/21 09:31 AM
6

That’s what the “vaccinated!” sticker looks like
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/21 09:30 AM
3

Once this is NOT a rare find we’re all f*d beyond redemption
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/21 07:50 PM
6

Maybe I lack imagination but I can’t figure which mental illness would push someone towards her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/21 07:47 PM
3

I had a friend dating a divorced woman with two kids, he didn’t quite brag about it but mentioned it far too many times. He’d brag a lot about his new VW Golf GTI blah blah blah for he knew I drove a piece of junk. Conversation ended abruptly the day I said “Hey J., regarding our taste in women and cars, I have to admit I don’t care if a car is second hand…”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/21 09:28 AM
1

Not a clown car, a clown bus... I mean, it'd be ten people, and where I live, you literally can't drive anything above nine passengers with a regular driving license.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/08/21 07:57 AM
19

Food bank teller
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/21 10:12 AM
15

Bold of you to assume the stair master lasts 2 minutes under this weight
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/21 08:14 AM
1

The Burnout Specialist and Enpowerment Guru seems a bit burnt and powerless about this
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/21 07:09 AM
1

“…or behind bars”??? The way this is worded, seems like bagging the black chick vs going to jail is a tough choice
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/21 03:43 PM
2

If she dies giving birth half the task is done
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/21 03:32 PM
21

If you want to thrive in psychology for these broads make sure you do NOT tell them which is their problem, regardless of how many side issues you bring up and all the shit talk to wrap it up… who am I kidding. Like they would ever listen. Not in a bajillion years. Source: my wife is a psychologist.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/21 03:26 PM
3

I also think M>W, but you probably mean the coherent testimony of four women. If people are interviewed separately (I think it's the norm) you'd be happy to have two testimonies somewhat matching over half a dozen bullet points...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/21 12:46 PM
3

Bold of you to assume a guy reads fairy tales all the way to the "happily ever after" Even Shrek used that page as toilet paper...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/21 12:34 PM
4

Well I just read it like "Oh Lawd, what ungodly clusterfuck I did. But alas I am running out of other people's sympathy and as my best friend is about to do the same shit, she'll have all of it. Maybe I'll even have to give back some emotional support to that bitch, no no no, fuck NO." Might not be on spot but makes more sense.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/21 12:30 PM
52

To be fair, she got the "I'm prob out of your league" right. She's so far below...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/21 12:18 PM
2

Why facial recognition when this trashy generation can mostly be identified with a fucking barcode scanner
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/07/21 10:54 AM
11

“Magic Vagina turns Chad your fiancée!!!” sounds so TV Shop
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/21 12:34 PM
36

That’s a dark forecast for 2041
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/21 08:57 AM
5

Ariana Grande wrote the title?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/21 12:08 PM
5

Most?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/21 12:04 PM
3

I think that's why she took the photo
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/21 06:12 AM
2

No, it is worse. Theoretically time slows down in the close vicinity of a black hole… but yeah, seen from the outside (like if anything could be seen) it’d be the same thing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/21 09:37 AM
7

But… but… how didn’t you notice she already has a college fund set for her children!!! Life Pro Tip, diapers come long before college
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/21 09:30 AM
9

“Mentioned” and “proposed” are different concepts in her head, and likely she’s addressing people who think the same way (“Dear Abby” didn’t notice) My guess is that her enthusiasm was already reserved for the car & dog purchase so she replied with “yeah, whatever” and the thing never got past that point.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/21 08:31 AM
1

From her picture, she likely fears the restaurant may run out of desserts
/r/PussyPassDenied22/07/21 06:49 PM
2

This one can be blamed on the evil patriarchy. She clearly asks to be fixed, but obviously every tool is a tool of…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/21 10:05 AM
1

Credit should be given where it is due; this is a good profile… she is old enough for the other princess to be 18
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/21 09:55 AM
1

Damn Timmy with his £3 from the piggy bank and the 4 inch willy!!! Seven years later she finally knows what she wants.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/21 08:55 AM
1

I wouldn't think our limbic system evolved that far without natural selection pushing it back to the track. Saber tooth tiger survival strategy as a species looks a bit flawed, but the individual specimen should not be completely dumb. Whenever they crossed their paths (e.g., the tiger wanders through forest where a few unfortunate homo erectus are) they probably aimed the least troublesome lunch, like women and children. Women who had made a compelling case to their man (at the time, probably 2…
/r/TheRedPill22/07/21 07:07 AM
13

Women may feel such biological urge once or twice - or twenty times - a day, doesn’t matter much, as long as attached to the same man. The bond is part of it. Running a train of dicks is by far and wide a very un-natural urge.
/r/TheRedPill21/07/21 11:08 AM
8

Kreditanalyst with credit card debt? Oh the irony… but perfectly possible
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/21 07:59 PM
29

People pay dating agencies to be sure they do NOT meet people like this
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/21 06:03 AM
11

No, no, just a day of discovery repeated 3,652.5 times
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/21 10:11 AM
1

Time to move from wingman to Chad yourself!!! :D I don't have much to tell, as I took the beaten path - wife, 3 kids - and never set in motion any of the concepts described here and theredpill. Just like to read other people's stories, and by the way yours is remarkable... gee, I could feel a little empathy for poor miss sweden after such ego nuke. Just great. Cheers
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/21 05:52 PM
3

Well, I chose the beaten path, wife, 3 kids, and I was already done with college in 2003. I am 41 now. Maybe I didn't hear about the university, as it is unlikely to be a portuguese one (alas, maybe I did; I've been at the MIT for a week in early 2010) My wife's non-stop nagging brought me to this subreddit a couple years ago, but I'm happy with my deal, and never had "plates" or anything described here set in motion. I just like to read other people's stories, and by the way, I wish you the bes…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/21 05:43 PM
4

Hopefully fuck on demand never dies
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/21 06:07 PM
7

Oh, it worked indeed. She used her magic pussy for a magic fuck… therefore she fucked and he disappeared.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/21 05:24 PM
4

“To pick chicks cheap trick, the Force is not, Luke”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/21 08:28 AM
2

Swipe left, both heads agree on that
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/21 12:17 PM
1

I read it like “there is a subconscious Mad Max plot running”…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/21 07:40 PM
1

May someone give her an app to find chocolate cake?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/21 11:05 AM
6

Zoociety
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/21 03:31 PM
3

TIL the broadest meaning of “works” ever
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/21 08:10 AM
1

This ain’t no finest, this is Britain’s average
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/21 07:27 AM
1

But they could at least acknowledge that nowadays nobody can [pick up a spear and shank assaulting tribe]. Is there any Mad Max plot running in their heads or what?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/21 07:25 AM
3

May someone please draw her a Venn diagram with two tiny circles (1” or so) representing “people who are trying to date” and “Tinder users”, in A3 or bigger sheet. Thanks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/21 07:08 AM
2

My two cents on this… I got a loophole few people will ever get. My wife works mostly for church-affiliated institutions and, spite of accepting divorced people, they have zero tolerance for the one who initiates it. She keeps nagging (a lot) but that sums up all she can do. One step too far and her carreer goes down the shitter. Once you successfully ignore all the BS, it’s fun.
/r/TheRedPill16/06/21 03:23 PM
3

Well, mental age is on hold for sure, and has been for a long time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 09:11 AM
4

I had this little incipient idea… what about one’s happiness NOT relying on what lil’ sis accomplishes? And if one really must do so, maybe choosing a metric not tied to what half a dozen women worldwide accomplish every fucking second. It even happens by accident. Like, feel envious when your sister wins the Nobel prize, ok?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 07:03 AM
1

The so common complaint “sick of paying bills” assumes some inability to earn more than half or willingness to spend more than half (most likely both) Otherwise, living alone, bills are supposed to be around half their value, so… it doesn’t change much
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/21 05:47 PM
1

“I don’t recall giving you my number” “Oh, my friend gave me your number afterwards. I tought I should give you a chance since he said those are not fake ti <hangs call> This would be amusing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/21 09:56 AM
2

Well, for the millionth time, nobody listens. And down to earth usually is the 2nd half of rocket science…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/21 07:31 AM
2

Empty Pabst beer can wasn't heavy enough
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/21 04:29 PM
2

Indeed there is not much left to go wrong…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/21 08:04 PM
1

Won’t happen, however, the kids removal by CPS seems serious enough…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/21 12:26 PM
3

The problem is, nowadays everybody knows the plot by heart. Otherwise it’d be a good sequel to “Edge of Tomorrow”.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/21 06:39 PM
2

No, you don’t have what it takes. Maybe the bench press, plus an hydraulic jack.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/21 06:24 PM
8

Bold of you to assume she’ll get to 50
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/21 06:21 PM
3

Maybe the 4 km away? In most directions within urban areas that’s out of sight.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 11:47 AM
2

Pennies. A couple £, exchanged to pennies
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:18 AM
8

I don’t think flat earthers make it to nasa...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/21 09:13 PM
24

Of course it isn’t, don’t be afraid. Never mind what she thinks, Earth is round, duuhhh.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/21 09:10 PM
14

I can’t help reading that as Colin Firth’s “Manners maketh man” in Kingsman... someone put that in a t-shirt please.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/21 09:29 PM
8

It’s pretty fucked up for her happiness to depend on someone else being unhappy...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/21 08:31 PM
1

Home Alone 5, she ditches every Kevin on earth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/21 07:24 AM
21

Maybe not so much for each other, but sure they are both suitable mates for ikea.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/21 09:22 AM
2

Poor 21st century... people willing to do more damage than Hitler should also start an orderly queue.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/21 03:19 PM
5

Alas, neither she is offering inteligence...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/21 03:14 PM
3

Did anyone notice... I wonder... didn't they find a girl for the smallest size, "Earthfit"? It is the only one in display by a dude.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/21 06:54 PM
1

Unfortunately, it is far from being the worst...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/21 04:42 AM
1

Zoociety
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/21 04:39 AM
3

beware, one might be sending the dick to the hell and back
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 10:48 AM
2

Maybe the last dude asked her if she knew the meaning of loyalty and hit the street before she could answer?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/21 08:36 PM
7

My mother in law has been beaten all sorts of ways over the past four decades. Undoubtely the guy is a shitbag, he beat his first wife, too, and maybe other women. He beat his kids, even threw a few punches at me one year ago. There is an open DV case in court, evidence has been collected in two separeate occasions. Three years ago, she has been living with her daughter and me for almost half a year. Nevertheless, she always returns. ALWAYS. A couple months ago, I took her to the hospital over a…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/21 02:56 PM
1

Oh, never mind that. At least in the long term, she would probably not be very fond of a real Viking either. Women in this sub seek commitment, right? I guess in their heyday Vikings made half of Europe their fuckpad. Truth be told, they couldn't call back. But they didn't write either.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/21 02:38 PM
1

We tend to believe a very biased look of Jesus. I doubt the real Jesus would fit if that really means “white only”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/21 02:22 PM
3

“starting”, not “started”. No rush.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 11:45 AM
1

You’d probably lose, it’s fairly uncommon for these broads to learn the lesson.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/21 06:43 PM
7

Extra weight in big tiddies only!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 03:10 PM
5

Most likely, when men finally seek some knowledge on these topics, a carreer path is well defined long ago and there's not much to do about salary. Plus, both other 6's are bullshit, too. You just have to be taller than her, and a dick above the average of the surrounding males... a number attached to it is way beyond my understanding. Nonetheless, not worth the effort. But if you're up to it, and while you are at it (e.g., dating a midget in Thailand) it wouldn't hurt going to the bank and set …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 03:08 PM
2

Before loading the saved game, you must adjust your privacy settings, open a private window to play, refuse multiplayer, choose Quick Match over anything with a plot, and above all DELETE ALL COOKIES you may leak. You'll be fine.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 08:24 PM
1

Holy fucking shit. I'd need deep therapy (maybe not; I'd already have irreversible brain damage then) if I HAD to speak half an hour with my wife before work. Obviously I do, but I don't have to. Any issue I have, she'll bitch over 20x more, her issues, period. So much stolen labor of mine... Plot twist: she's a therapist.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 08:11 PM
1

The fittest flight attendant for the Airbus Beluga
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 07:48 PM
2

Only Qantas flies over Antarctica, on specific, really expensive flights. Ain't she one of a kind, Ma?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 07:44 PM
6

They have a couple dicks in the cockpit, pun intended. Suddenly flying no longer seems so safe.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 07:39 PM
8

Wave and smile, boys. Kowalsky! Wave and smile!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 07:35 PM
4

I pay my respect for your high moral grounds, IncorrigibleLee86. Serious. You display some concern with the kids' nutritional needs. It's pretty obvious you could pull this one out with $10 of weed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 07:29 PM
3

Great business opportunity, the recreational drug birth control snortable pill combo. At least for now. A decade down the road we'd better just add it to the tap water, like the fluor.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 07:13 PM
1

It is a good deal! If you're sure you can move to the next game after a couple hours...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 07:06 PM
2

You have to wake up early and hang out with an awful lot of wrong, wrong, wrong people, if you want to meet someone who deserves this kween.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 06:59 PM
2

I had a friend who became a father a little too soon (18). So he graduated three years after me. That's what he was doing at 26, FINISHING college, not entering it. This chick's cunning plan seems a surefire way to get minimum wage (if at all) for life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 06:44 PM
24

The 20th century is gone long ago
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/21 05:12 PM
0

Unfortunately a time lapse too big for Metternich x this bitch blind date
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/21 10:14 AM
9

You don't get to space engineering without figuring out how a couple things work down on earth, daaah... I think we can trust this guy the direction of the first Mars settlement.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/21 10:08 AM
2

After 11 lines of copypasta I was also looking for something genuine
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/21 06:37 PM
6

That's has to be our fault, since every tool is a... tool... of the evil Patriarchy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/21 05:09 PM
3

The real world being her world would be a new one for me Tinder is a sort of SETI program for these chicks
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/21 05:06 PM
4

Wouldn't BBBW be more appropriate?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/21 05:04 PM
8

Most likely she did not notice, adventures on the couch are what brought her to this point.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/21 03:19 PM
2

Patriacrhy?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/21 12:25 PM
2

It has been mentioned several times, paternity testing is now ignored in France... by law. Don't count on evolution to be always towards science.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/21 10:46 AM
1

Someone with hydrocephaly (I don't know the precise term) can have his brain filled with fluid until there's nothing but a +/- 1 mm layer, while living a fully functional life. It's more about surface than volume. Unless diving in a freezing pool, dick volume probably beats the brain's "functional" volume for most men.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/21 10:33 AM
9

Cleaning the volcano lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/21 10:30 AM
7

Hey people, don't look down on sex workers. Keep that shit for Cole's workers. This grinds my gears.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/01/21 03:38 PM
41

Even if they could it's damn obvious they don't stand up for themselves
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/01/21 03:29 PM
15

The father could not be reached for fathering either
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/01/21 10:22 AM
1

Can't her father and boyfriend drop a few compliments too? How sad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/01/21 09:54 AM
4

Well you gave him something better and he politely refused, you're done there...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/21 12:37 PM
18

That's absolutely correct. STEM lands you a job across the street if you want so... Arts is the ticket to the most remote god-forsaken shitholes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/01/21 05:44 PM
5

The way I see it, both saved a awful lot of time, like, the rest of their lives, with his decision... no time wasting here
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/21 06:55 PM
1

The Trailer Park Chimera, what a great tip for Stephen King
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/21 04:29 PM
2

Enough for a Mars settler
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/21 01:27 PM
2

I think that is the wrong finger for a self-commitment ring...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/21 01:51 PM
7

FDS is this self-commitment bs with extra steps, so, not really. End result is the same. Plus, you don't really fail all that miserably, if failure is the plan since day 1, teehee!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/21 01:43 PM
3

"but, but... I have a doubt, miss... no one nighters means I should only mention in my application CV/ portfolio girls banged at least twice by night, or do the ones banged just once in business hours count as well?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/12/20 03:29 PM
1

I wonder if any heart condition (and surgery) should ever be labeled "minor" by the patient... and his relatives. Hope you're doing fine now, and a better 2021
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/12/20 03:13 PM
34

Do these people... who basically wait for their 40's to have a kid... really want to be raising a TEENAGER in their late 50's? On top of all the dentist appointments and pta meetings in the previous years. I am 41 and truly conforted by the fact my oldest kid already helps raising his brother and sister, and is just a couple years away from his own driving license. The way I see things now, the slightest delay to life plans becomes a nightmare a few years down the road.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/20 11:50 AM
3

To be fair, sattelites and space are literally outworldly knowledge...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 07:28 PM
10

And at least 34 and 44 long before patient zero, can't blame that on the virus, either.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 12:09 PM
5

In the absence of a written record most would have already forgot true age
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 12:58 PM
1

Menopause being puberty reversed is really amusing. Like, landing is take-off reversed, just point down and turn the engine off, a real cakewalk. And then coach this shit to whoever listens (and, cherry on top of the cake, pays for it)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 12:53 PM
5

Who would guess millions of years of male indoctrination (and, most likely, natural selection) could beat a couple decades of you-go-girl scientifically acclaimed brainwashing? Only incel shitlords for sure.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 12:29 PM
5

Maybe not that much. She knew that was a possibility when she told. You should feel lucky for that... /s I wouldn't count on that sort of straightforward honesty on a regular basis.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 12:10 PM
5

Blaming online (whatever) for stuff that doesn't pan out in the real world is much like blaming Parker Bros for not being able to pay shit with Monopoly bills
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 11:59 AM
0

Bold of you to assume that a chick playing with fake nails matures beyond age 6 or so
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 11:50 AM
4

Well, she literally wanted to give a fuck...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 11:23 AM
3

Ballast is standard equipment in any yacht, no need to seek more
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 11:00 AM
1

Overflow warning, chin rendering error
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 10:57 AM
12

That's a shotgun side effect
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/12/20 09:22 AM
6

She's tired of games so probably those are the Monopoly tokens
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/20 02:02 PM
16

Later? Most tattoos look hideous long before the skin rash is gone
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/20 02:00 PM
33

"The Great War robbed two million women"... hahahahaha you can't make this shit up
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/20 10:17 AM
3

The elusive Houdini Good Man keeps hiding from her among 30k+ matches... I think she read too many "Where's Waldo" books.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/20 02:43 PM
7

There is no big need to hold (maybe to open?) a medieval door... there is no spring pushing it back. So much for chivalry then.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/20 10:05 PM
6

Beware political correctness may soon requinte a 1/20"/extra lb discount at school sprint competitions
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/20 10:50 AM
2

Beware, if DOT really reads that her driving license might be revoked
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/20 03:29 PM
3

"Not anymore lol" has to be the worst marriage pitch ever. Any prospective husband shall read "no more marriage outside sex"... LOL
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/20 03:16 PM
1

It can be taken for granted that her boobs are in Jupiter's gravitational field
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/20 03:09 PM
3

To be fair she added 2' and reversed Michael Jackson's gay threshold
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/20 12:27 PM
2

Time to create seekingherpesarrangement.com
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/11/20 01:07 PM
2

I think it's multilevel marketing. Tupperware, Herbalife and such.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/20 09:34 PM
4

The winzip thot trial period. Note: only the unzip algorithm is provided. She becomes larger and larger.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/20 09:01 PM
1

TIL babies are created in a [almost never] blood stinking, nevertheless gorgeous, body, almost out of thin air, more precisely, with a little help from a turgid bag of germs with a [briefly] non-flaccid cock.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/20 07:44 PM
2

Context counts, don't use your own house as a yardstick. Single as a pringle between the couch pillows, under the sink, among the nachos in the week old open bag.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/20 07:26 PM
4

You mean, a couple hours (until the guy got sober) i.e. less than a year
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/20 10:43 AM
6

If you count on her to cook you can live NOW on Mars, Kit Kat and Mountain Dew. Fifty years down the road, Buttfuckers Burgers and Brando
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/20 04:25 PM
3

Make some mess and leave it for the one after...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/20 01:54 PM
8

Well, most probably neither her dad would.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/20 01:53 PM
2

Virgo here. I got a brief knowledge of constellations, but at the high school astronomy club, not reading horoscopes. I met my wife there, and she made a nice work about the moon but to this very day still has trouble on basic shit like finding the north star. The rest were guys, and they could prompty find Rigel, Arcturus, etc. , set an equatorial mount, take (and develop) long exposure photos, you name it. The physics teacher at the club (and in the physics classes) had always something up his…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/20 01:57 PM
18

...and mile high club!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/20 01:38 PM
34

Hopefully Adam dumps her and starts seeking the elusive debt free tattooless Virgo.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/20 09:55 AM
4

I wouldn't be so harsh on him. He has BPD, lied on his resumé (who shall throw the first stone?), an overinflated ego promptly deflated in the manic episode, tweets af and has a shitload of innapropriate interactions with the opposite gender. If anything, he is OVERqualified to teach feminism.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/20 03:42 PM
8

Being this kind of girl during a pandemic that closes every all-you-can buffet has to be excruciatingly expensive
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/20 04:37 PM
1

There's not much to point out on this one. Ignore the white noise and just read a different, better woman everyday. Seems good advice. Indeed it seems the kind of advice that could be posted here!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/09/20 07:41 AM
1

At some point in the future, the police would bring in all the owners of white audis and rice cookers to a lineup so she can provide a positive ID
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/20 01:22 PM
1

If she had a stack she'd just pick a younger sleeve
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/20 11:05 AM
0

This "Ask Polly" thing pops up from time to time, and to cut the BS short, by now her scope of questions should be limited to "Polly wants cracker?" and such.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/20 08:46 AM
1

I also think faces are fair game, but whatever is the deleted statement (idk) maybe there is a point. As image search progresses, finding these broads IDs will be a cakewalk
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/20 11:12 AM
2

Enough reddit for today, and enough brain damage for 2020.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 04:50 PM
1

You'll need a couple aspirins if you insist on making sense of what these pinheaded chicks write
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/20 06:46 PM
1

I agree that neither gender should be reduced to the equivalent of a yogurt pack. My kids frequently let them pass the expiration date, those are left for dad. Once in a while I find one over one month over the date and is still ok. I take the chance with yogurts, and you can too. Hey, yogurts ONLY. Do not generalize.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/20 08:36 PM
1

Well, it's a public article, which sooner or later will find it's way to Jake workplace, then an uncomfortable silence sets in, and in couple days he'll ask, be told or figure out. I hope so. I chuckled on the "if you want evidence" then justify simply with her own action towards Jake, not a single third party mentioned. Next lesson, how to pick a sharpie and draw your own $100 bills.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/20 12:37 PM
5

Neither will she ever see. 65 y old husband can last some 15 y more and she needs the sweet sweet pension before the osteoporosis kicks in
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/20 11:18 AM
3

There goes the Guinness record for shortest lived dating profile.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/20 09:27 AM
-1

To be fair, if it is deleted, that's deserved. Either it is fake... or you need no dating site.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/20 11:40 AM
1

Without c-section, neither "birth" would be meaningful any longer after popping out six kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/20 10:55 AM
3

I am not very fond of doing the dishes 🤣, however I got the lesson too. When I was an Erasmus student someone stole me at a youth hostel in Madrid. Even after my parents sent me more money, I felt I should earn my (theirs) 90,000 pesetas back so I started delivering pizza, without even telling them. By my Portuguese standards, working in Spain pays big. I got the money back in three weeks or so, and kept working for five months until I quit (it was a permanent contract). I have since then return…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/20 09:17 AM
6

Well, she got the first half... she got understood really fast, just not desired.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/20 12:21 PM
1

I am afraid your argument is invalid, sir. It's by far and wide much easier to take a boat from a bus stop. Hippotrip.com
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/20 09:30 PM
1

This sub frequently portrays women who claim all sorts of trashy stuff about themselves like if those were qualities... not only they divorced themselves, also can't stop talking shit about their exes
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/20 09:21 PM
3

Well, all I ever flew were a C-47 Skytrain and... ...the names of the other four give away that those are all model aircraft 🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/20 09:12 PM
11

15" on Google and you find a Fouga Magister for $80k Unfortunately I have no fix for her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/20 07:53 PM
2

Like judo? White, yellow, orange, etc. And when to they move to next level? That would be rather amusing...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/20 07:26 PM
10

I've seen a single mother talking shit about my kid, unprovoked (neither me or my wife ever brag about him) while praising her own couch potato kid, who, to my best knowledge, threatened to jump off the 8th floor when she hid the PS4 after an array of half a dozen F's. Priceless.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/20 05:16 PM
3

PnD with the mask on, then run to the Batmobile seems a good plan
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/20 11:14 AM
2

I guess the profile pic time isn't bound to much happiness. Maybe she would be happier looking elsewhere than facing the camera. But she would look prettier, that's for sure, tops on 180 degrees.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/20 01:22 PM
7

Orgies are more common in matriarchies? 🤔 My first guess would be a matriarchy is an endless array of "I have a headache"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/20 01:06 PM
8

Has to be mayo, bechamel or something similarly thick. Madras would let you see through, somewhat blurred... damn, from now on I'll always clean swiping left, and I don't even have Tinder.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/20 12:49 PM
8

Maybe "buy one, get one free"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/20 12:34 PM
1

Can some add a Tinder data mining psychotic fantasy generator to the Sims? Please 🤣🤣🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/20 12:17 PM
-1

Well, one of my workers, not being exactly a role model for anyone, is a grandpa since he was 35, and his wife must be the same age... I guess no need for "almost"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/20 12:08 PM
6

Maybe he asked for the six-pack plus slut bundle? Otherwise she's so easy that he doesn't even has to pay the booze.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/20 02:00 PM
2

Hey, most of them didn't count. Like, in her mind, she only had 7 or so. And it will work out fine with Henry the 8th.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/20 12:57 PM
1

Sure 🤣 tough only in the backed-by-physics category Most of the stuff I read here goes beyond my imagination on steroids
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/20 04:56 PM
2

Atmospherical pressure opresses everyone (at approx 14.7 psi) but since it decreases with altitude, and on average women are shorter, they are slightly more opressed, therefore even the atmosphere is sexist, QED!!! And the list could go on.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/20 02:32 PM
5

Btw we also need one of the guests to do us a HD live broadcast of that
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/20 01:01 PM
8

Without a picture one can't say for sure whether food or meth is the best bet
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 11:19 AM
1

No, no, keep people from getting together during the lockdown. Kids from single moms are more likely to engage in criminal behaviour right? Vote online for the perfect kid in police lineups.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/20 11:28 AM
3

Rather "Stay far from home mom" than SAHM then... 😄
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/20 12:57 PM
1

Always text a woman like if she has a %#$£ stopwatch in her hand
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/20 12:51 PM
2

You know, there is a 1/(graham's number) chance
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/20 02:47 PM
4

Buy your powerball ticket today! Apparently four blinded men aimlessly got five bullseye shots.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/20 02:38 PM
7

It's an open, open, ...(open)..., and shut case.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/20 02:24 PM
17

I guess we're truly fucked up now. This far-fetched sort of syphillis overrides the covid mandated social distancing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/20 08:16 PM
1

Thanks Funkyldj, you just saved me a truckload of money someday in the distant future seeking a 40' yacht. The 1/5,000 chance to meet this ungodly graffiti ridden stinky fat lump of fuck upon arrival in a paradisiac Pacific atoll is off limits for me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/20 02:15 PM
5

How dare you do that to ma'am. I know, it was her error, however it is even worst - EVERYONE is now 3" shorter in her eyes. It's a metaphorical kick in her ass all the way to the Shire, to live among the hobbits and dwarves.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/20 01:16 PM
6

I don't recall when, Jo Soares had this talk with a woman "Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?" "Yes sure" "What about R$100?" (about $21 today) "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?" "You just told me what you are, now I am bargaining"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/20 12:32 PM
2

Well I googled this one... then I read this https://www.thelocal.se/20171207/swedish-government-wants-to-criminalize-paying-for-sex-abroad and found this pearl: "We are immensely gladdened to see that Sweden may now be about to insist that its men have no more right to pay to abuse women on foreign soil than on their own," So: "Sweden" + "its men" is clear distinction between swedish men and other EU citizens, right? Obviously Sweden can't charge foreign citizens with crimes commited outside Swe…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/20 03:15 PM
3

Graphs where data overlaps the x and y axis are a bit hard to figure out
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/20 02:34 PM
16

How redundant, if you're 6 ft and able to lift her, you can obviously take good photos for (your) gram. Just lift five propane bottles, no need to ruin the pics with her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/20 11:13 AM
6

Well FIRST she picked and fucked him, THEN he did not pass the quality inspection, eh... Either that, or she did not pass HIS quality inspection :D
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/20 11:17 AM
2

Zoociety FTFY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/20 12:01 AM
1

:D I have a chihuahua, and she never needs tranquilizer. I have to aknowledge she's dumb as a box of rocks, sometimes eats its own poop... so obviously I never allow her on my lap. Must be the reason.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/20 05:00 PM
1

Part of the modern world was a exponential population growth... at some point we had to run short of savanna :D
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/20 04:11 PM
1

few guys with small hats?... who?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/20 04:08 PM
2

How dare you, she just seeks some relief, it feels awkward without the pressure from within /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/20 04:07 PM
1

Judging from her face the crash already happened, better someone tell her to save some bucks, insurance won't work retroactively
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/02/20 06:50 PM
2

Thanks u/DeeplyDisturbed1 I replied first to another comment from u/goodmansaysfuckyou, I guess he's the only one notified of reply, but seems to be public. Read that one, tough is a bit long :D
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/20 01:18 PM
3

Thanks to you u/goodmansaysfuckyou, too. And to everyone keeping this sub. I'd say my drama started back in 2001, but I'm ok with it. Apart from cutting communication with a few female penpals, there's not much my wife ever did to annoy me in that form. My father knows about her disorder and doesn't take it personnaly anymore (it was harsh in the first 3-4 months). Even if I am supposed to take my kid there and back, I always told my dad he's free to watch whatever public event he wants, includi…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/20 12:48 PM
9

We'd better be young earthers in this sub, you know, 6,000 years gives some room to error. It's appalling to think that 18 billion years of so-called evolution led to this kind of society...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/20 06:49 PM
5

Rigor on the spot, "The little boy inside me is dead and never coming back" I'm happy I've met this sub without going through a divorce, YET my wife, and her mother, and my mother, did my full harsh redpilling, as so often it is told here all women do. My dad likes to watch my kid playing soccer, as all grandparents do. Upon some adverse effects from soccer on my kid's grades, my wife effectively removed my dad from his life. No taking him to the matches, no bringing him back, no soccer talk. Fo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/20 04:52 PM
1

Stepfather plantation 🤣🤣🤣 Well maybe slowly, nevertheless faster than Blockbuster, I hope. Seems like the last shop lasted until recently in a area with poor cable TV coverage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/02/20 12:03 PM
1

Car with couple plus kid, all high as hell, screaming Bohemian Rapsody in their way to Taco Bell. Besides the pure poetry, this has to be it... the Monty Python are back!!! I can't wait to see John Cleese ask for a taco without taco.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/02/20 11:06 AM
6

Slowly?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/20 11:30 AM
1

Great post, just a side note, I think all statues in Easter Island are facing land, not the ocean :D
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