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joculator/r/seduction11/03/13 03:01 AM
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I find it hard to believe that by the age of 37 you haven't accidentally ran into some woman who wants to get with you. Are you deliberately trying to push them away or something?
/r/seduction24/09/22 07:44 PM
1

Where are these kids fathers? What kind of mother brings some random dude that she met in a club into her child's life after barely knowing the dude. It's sickening how these women act. They see nothing wrong with it.
/r/seduction04/08/22 03:44 AM
16

Yup, avoid age as a discussion topic. It shouldn't mean anything to you as far you're concerned. You can probably cut to the chase early on this one.
/r/seduction02/08/22 02:36 AM
1

Interesting
/r/seduction22/01/18 10:46 AM
1

Please post this to r/cringe
/r/seduction29/05/17 10:22 PM
2

Shut up and let them get the crazy idea in their head that they need you in their life. You basically can't fucky up after that....for a while.
/r/seduction03/09/16 10:55 PM
-1

What a pile of shit if you need something like this to me to check your a loser.
/r/seduction09/07/16 02:23 AM
2

Axe Body Spray....and plenty of it.
/r/seduction06/05/15 10:32 AM
1

forget it
/r/seduction21/02/15 08:32 PM
1

Stick with the fundamentals - all women need you in their life, even if they don't know it yet - all women are attracted to a man, even if they have a hard time admitting it to themselves. Be polite. Be respectful. Let her get the crazy idea in her head that she has to have you. It works for all and any women to some degree.
/r/seduction21/12/14 09:47 PM
2

Schlock. And the guy chatted with 33 women in a couple of days....? Reeks of bullshit.
/r/seduction08/06/14 01:04 AM
3

You will never win against another guy dangling drugs in front of a girl who does them. She's a coke whore - best you can do is act cool with the situation and back out of it. She most likely will call you to see if you're mad and if you play your cards right you will bang her, but don't get attached; she has major flaws. Next time don't act cool with people invading your time with a girl. Get her the hell out of there if things are going too good with invaders, or let her know it's not cool wit…
/r/seduction05/02/14 12:19 PM
1

Congrats, you picked up your first comedy club lunatic.
/r/seduction13/12/13 10:47 AM
1

In my experience, just be around them and they fall into your lap. There's no special technique for older women. Just bring your "A" game when you get them into the bedroom - older women tend to be insatiable.
/r/seduction16/07/13 09:56 PM
9

Works in inverse for me - I think positive and negative shit happens; I think negative and negative shit happens. I don't think and sometimes good shit happens.
/r/seduction05/07/13 06:45 PM
1

It's basically one big crazy straw, sucking up leisure time.
/r/seduction23/05/13 06:34 PM
22

I didn't really have to try all that hard, the other women in the office would push the single girls to go out with me. All you have to do is be a nice guy, dress reasonable well and not be creepy and you'll scoop up something. After a while I had to lay back a bit due to my cross pollinating too many departments in the org. In a reasonably populated area you can hang with a variety of women; all ages and ethnicities. My cock was in the hands of more ethnicities than the microphone in the UN Ass…
/r/seduction23/05/13 02:43 PM
19

Women love it when you slip under their desk.
/r/seduction23/05/13 11:01 AM
5

Email..to phone number...to tits in your face.
/r/seduction23/05/13 11:00 AM
26

Nah, it was a 3hr independent class that I took for $100 in NYC. I started going to the gym and losing weight so I figured I would try and alter my shirts myself. I didn't really learn much, but the women were all over me, being the only guy in the class. Also another great way to pick up women is to teach them something or fix their computer. I met a lot of women when I worked in IT.
/r/seduction23/05/13 05:26 AM
186

Volunteer. I went to a NY Cares orientation and it was the most target rich environment I have ever been in. Also, I took a sewing class once and the women all but attacked me. You have to be unconventional, young Skywalker.
/r/seduction23/05/13 04:40 AM
1

I ususally go with "howru?" But this always works "I had a dream you were in last night"
/r/seduction12/05/13 03:27 PM
1

Think of yourself as a purse or handbag, that's pretty much how a woman's mind works.
/r/seduction07/05/13 05:23 PM
1

Try and keep the conversation focused on them and things they like. You shouldn't talk about yourself too much.
/r/seduction06/05/13 11:23 AM
1

No offense, but I think spouting bullshit you read on the internet would sound rather boring to most girls. You may have to dumb it down a bit. It's fine in a social situation to chat about interesting things you've come across on the net, but once the process has started unfolding in a girls mind that you're someone she needs, all you can do is damage that process by being overly garrulous or intellectual.
/r/seduction05/05/13 02:15 PM
2

No, it seems to go for LTR as well. You eventually find common ground, but no woman wants a guy who is constantly running his mouth about nonsense.
/r/seduction04/05/13 11:51 PM
3

It absolutely is for real. I generally avoid too much talking for various reasons, one being that women don't really seem to care about what I'm essentially talking about. I've found that they just want a guy to hang onto; he doesn't have to be the most interesting man in the world, he doesn't have to be Brad Pitt. If you come off as trying too hard it's a big mistake, and too much talking sends that message.
/r/seduction04/05/13 05:04 PM
12

I've usually sit next to them and keep quite till they get the crazy idea that they need to sleep with me. Has been working okay for quite a while.
/r/seduction04/05/13 02:25 PM
5

"Yeah, I'm a lesbian in a dudes body."
/r/seduction23/03/13 09:22 AM
2

Bad advice on Reddit...who woulda thunk...
/r/seduction04/03/13 09:33 PM
1

ugh....
/r/seduction04/03/13 06:07 PM
3

Get her to pretend like she's your age, which is probably something that she would like to do. You should be able to escalate the situation rather rapidly; she's been around the block a few times, I'm guessing. DO NOT BRING UP AGE...EITHER YOURS OR HERS! It's a huge landmine.
/r/seduction09/02/13 08:55 PM
1

Actually, the way this has worked for me in the past goes like this: My buddy and his wife were trying to set me up with some chick and they started busting my chops about asking for her number. I don't usually do that; I usually just tell the girl to friend me on facebook or email me or something. They made a bid deal out of it, so I took a picture of their Christmas tree and showed it to her and asked her if she wanted me to text it to her, knowing that she understood it to mean "can I have yo…
/r/seduction01/02/13 12:15 AM
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Just take a funny picture with your phone and ask her if she want's you to text it to her.
/r/seduction31/01/13 08:50 PM
11

Because there's a million other hot women just around the corner who won't mind if I talk to them.
/r/seduction28/12/12 09:55 PM
3

Nope. Happens to me often enough. Usually there's an ulterior motive.
/r/seduction28/12/12 07:11 PM
9

I would respect your wish not to be bothered.
/r/seduction28/12/12 07:03 PM
3

The proper response to a "shit-test" (not exactly sure what one is) is to smile along as if you're slightly amused. Even better if you have a teasing retort locked and loaded.
/r/seduction24/12/12 12:08 PM
1

gay.
/r/seduction14/12/12 01:20 AM
3

Take a funny picture and tell her you'll send it to her.
/r/seduction24/11/12 04:41 PM
-12

they have a shit-ton of cash or make women believe they do.
/r/seduction18/11/12 02:53 PM
-12

80% chance she's not into you. Ask her out again and then tell her you might not have time to meet up her when she commits.
/r/seduction11/11/12 03:36 PM
0

General light conversation about whatever is going on. If you can come up with the right subject matter, keep it humorous and benign.
/r/seduction05/11/12 05:54 PM
2

First off, you're giving too much thought to your past lack of achievement with relationships - the past is the past and what's important is now and the future. Every time you process a thought about your failures it binds you to the behavior that caused you to fail. You can go out to a bar or club alone for a short period of time. Hang out for one or two drinks, and after a little bit, if you don't connect with someone, then just take off and hit the next place. Set the alarm on your phone so i…
/r/seduction27/10/12 03:16 PM
10

I always mess up the punchline.
/r/seduction23/09/12 03:23 PM
-9

two peanuts are walking down the street... one was raped and sodomized.
/r/seduction23/09/12 01:42 PM
0

"yes".
/r/seduction25/08/12 03:40 AM
9

I have. There are some fat-ish guys who are able to connect and land a hottie here and there.
/r/seduction20/08/12 01:22 AM
4

Might be more trouble than it's worth.
/r/seduction18/08/12 12:29 PM
1

If she's breaking plans, then she obviously doesn't feel a NEED to spend time with you.
/r/seduction30/07/12 08:17 PM
3

I wouldn't even get to the point where she has to give a reason. If a girl likes you, she will find the time to hang out with you. Unless she's very hot, and doesn't have to give guys a second thought, and you really want to get with her, then I would find something else to do with my time. No reaction is the best reaction. Make her feel the need to get your attention.
/r/seduction29/07/12 07:21 PM
43

"no problem" then don't talk to her again unless she's going to blow you. You're hanging out with her is a gift to her of your valuable time. You don't have to throw it in her face, but don't beg people to hang with you either. You have other shit that you should probably be doing anyhow.
/r/seduction29/07/12 07:00 PM
2

It's hard to find friends who aren't dicks when it comes to girls. Most of my former friends have sought relationships with my ex-girlfriends. The mafia shoots guys for that kind of shit.
/r/seduction29/07/12 06:55 PM
2

I went through the orientation for NY Cares - it was chock full of hot girls in their 20's.
/r/seduction19/05/12 11:30 PM
0

carrots turn you on, huh?
/r/seduction19/05/12 11:29 PM
1

Yeah, I think that one's out of the bag already though. There's a lot of guys taking yoga to try and meet women.
/r/seduction19/05/12 07:49 PM
26

Do some volunteer work - target rich environment.
/r/seduction19/05/12 05:35 PM
-2

Yes, if she has big tits or a nice ass...yes.
/r/seduction16/05/12 02:05 AM
3

Leglocks. Show them how a heel hook or calf lock works.
/r/seduction12/05/12 05:42 AM
16

Show her some Brazilian Jiu Jitsu moves. Good way to get between her legs.
/r/seduction12/05/12 03:45 AM
2

Let them get the crazy idea in their head that they have to have you....you can't lose.
/r/seduction11/04/12 12:29 AM
1

materialistic twat. Lie to her and make her think you're rich then dump her after you fuck her.
/r/seduction02/03/12 11:19 PM
1

It's called adulthood.
/r/seduction02/03/12 12:26 PM
2

Not really a girl I would go for, I actually like keeping her where she is. It would honestly be weird to fool around with her. I'm past the point of needing to nail every hot girl I know.
/r/seduction26/02/12 10:08 PM
12

Years ago, I once told a girl that I would never go out with her, I thought of her as my sister. To this day I think she still want's to get with me.
/r/seduction26/02/12 08:49 PM
-1

How beat up was their vijay?
/r/seduction16/01/12 06:08 PM
2

Approach all the women!
/r/seduction25/12/11 07:02 PM
43

Find a recently divorced woman who is trying to make her ex-husband jealous. You might be a bit young for this though. Best way for a guy in college to bag a MILF is to fix something for her or do something for her....like at her house. Let her get to know you and feel comfortable around you. Computer shit is good. Then comes the drinky...and then you get the stinky....
/r/seduction19/12/11 07:37 AM
-8

You want me to post my secrets open to the public...?
/r/seduction19/12/11 07:26 AM
14

I feel for you bro. Next time tell mom it's a dude and scare the shit out of her...she'll never pull that shit again.
/r/seduction18/12/11 07:45 PM
22

Can you please recount in detail the story of when your mom burst into your room and yelled at you for having sex?
/r/seduction18/12/11 04:27 PM
15

I feel depressed after reading this list.
/r/seduction13/12/11 02:53 AM
5

Sorry friend, it sounds so much like a line an old farty guy would deliver. But he, whatever works. Contrats.
/r/seduction11/12/11 08:11 PM
3

"Ah, that would explain why you're showing off your assets tonight, huh?"....this is a fantasy, right?
/r/seduction11/12/11 08:04 PM
2

Is that Big John Studd. http://lobsterbush.com/vintagewwf/singles1/bigjohnstudd1.jpg
/r/MensRights15/02/11 11:01 AM
19

I think "fuck off, cunt!" would fit the bill.
/r/MensRights30/01/11 06:50 PM
11

$15k? Do you know what that translates into blowjobs?
/r/MensRights08/01/11 04:32 PM
5

I know a few women who never could collect from their ex and had to raise the kid themselves. Sorry, it probably happens very often.
/r/MensRights08/11/10 03:47 PM
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