I would add "don't be overweight" and "be genuinely attracted to me sexually". Not being overweight is easy, just don't overeat. Lots of people these days seem to think this is hard. Regarding sexual attraction: I don't want to end up over in r/DeadBedrooms.
as a guy who was in a 5-year relationship in which the bedroom was pretty much dead after 3 years, i can confirm they still expect you to do lots of things for them and pay for everything.
come on now, let's not ban transactions between consenting adults. that's how prohibition started (in the 1920s with alcohol and today with the prohibition of marijuana).