Not correct, they do regular pushups. Lots less of them though. http://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
Lol. I was just trying to come up with a scheme to do it and get away with it cleanly. I guess it's probably pretty difficult - depending on just how much crazy there is. Never dealt with it myself...
Meet them at a motel (use a rental car or walk there). Do not have your wallet or any identifying information on you. Tell a friend where you'll be. Have sex then run away. Did I miss anything?