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I read a story on reddit about a guy who was jealous of his shy buddy that streaked the quad on his campus with his ginormous dong flapping in the breeze. Supposedly the streaker pulled more tail the next month than all his friends combined. I'm not endorsing this as a good method for you to get girls, but I imagine it would be a hell of an icebreaker in the short term. Maybe also get you kicked off campus and put on a list.
/r/seduction09/05/19 03:44 PM
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Getting high on hashish and going pantsless. That, or splitting the bill.
/r/seduction31/10/18 08:21 PM
0

Only if you don't have to keep them.
/r/seduction22/10/18 06:32 PM
15

Or someone is in the market for a new set of kidneys.
/r/seduction13/10/18 02:06 AM
89

Don't take her to just any McD. Take her to one at a gas station and tell her you are going to an impromptu picnic at the park. If she bitches, take her to the dog park.
/r/seduction15/06/18 05:32 PM
5

Your eyes are low morning suns, banishing tempestuous night with warming gentle light as course of day runs.
/r/seduction11/02/17 07:04 AM
18

Try a 'walking date,' somewhere big where you have to move around to tour a place. Examples might include a zoo or botanical garden (or a museum or other indoor touring venue since you are in the land ice trolls). As you explore, you can pull her in toward some exhibit you want her to see. You can hold hands as you walk along. You might even find a secluded spot to smooch for a minute or two if the both of you are so inclined. The most fun I've had out on a date was at a botanical garden, one wi…
/r/seduction30/10/16 03:26 PM
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The dumpee is going to be the one who generally takes it hardest. If your plan is to break it off, your feelings should be covered. Assuming you are truly honest with yourself, no bombshell ("yeah? Well I banged your brother and all your friends! ") ought to change that. So now you want to give your soon to be ex-SO a soft pillow to land on? Set her down and convince her she should want to break it off too. Approach it as a decision to be made together, let her feel she has a say in the matter, …
/r/seduction12/09/16 06:46 AM
8

Butt stuff? Maybe the poop hole is the loophole.
/r/seduction24/07/16 03:21 AM
8

Instructions unclear, nuked my phone and scorched Mexico.
/r/seduction09/03/16 08:10 PM
3

And never forget that rape isn't a crime, because R.A.P.E. means she "Readily Accepts Penis Enthusiastically." Especially when she is saying "Next Opportunity."
/r/seduction22/10/15 07:32 PM
9

I feel as if GRRM would add a scene where one of his characters beats the ass of another character with one of his books in the story if he thought he could get away with it.
/r/seduction07/09/15 01:13 PM
3

mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm
/r/seduction16/04/15 09:31 PM
4

Spike his shampoo and body wash with nair. Or with real poo.
/r/seduction03/10/14 03:07 PM
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Be a tool. Get a tribal tattoo. Spike your hair. Wear shirts that show off your tan. Pump your fist in the air. Let people project their expectations onto you. Be that guy, until it's time to be a different version of that guy.
/r/seduction29/09/14 09:11 PM
1

Just remember, no matter how much more accomplished she may be than you professionally, all the toys in the world are no substitute for the real (D)eal. If you can't outsmart her, you can at least outcaveman her.
/r/seduction30/08/14 02:52 AM
1

Or if you're short on time, combine elements of all three. Mini golf in a sushi bar with mochi balls.
/r/seduction12/08/14 05:35 AM
3

But...dat mustache.
/r/seduction26/03/14 10:40 PM
7

Sooo, GILF?
/r/seduction16/02/14 12:28 AM
2

Get a pair of those tiny hands that Kristin Wiig used for her character on SNL. Use them when she makes a comment about your hands (start stroking her hair or touching her boob with them). Stop letting her push your buttons.
/r/seduction22/01/14 04:22 PM
5

...and an unknown percentage of lady-boys and post-ops.
/r/seduction17/01/14 12:25 AM
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Gently and slowly squeeze her hand in pulses and see if she reacts in kind. Use your fingers to lightly stroke her hand as you grasp it, communicating your unspoken desire to stroke her body. Lean in a little and see if she does also. Playfully pull back a bit and see if she comes after. Flirt like you are dancing...lead, and allow her to follow.
/r/seduction08/01/14 10:34 AM
2

Stare them straight in the eye and tell them in your best italian-american accent that you are with "the Genoveses."
/r/seduction27/07/13 06:48 AM
1

True story, I just saw a woman at my work with a longer goatie than I've ever been able to grow.
/r/seduction26/02/13 12:31 PM
1

When she tells you about her problems before she really even knows you well enough to know you aren't just some creep ("I was molested/raped; my last bf cheated on me with an under-aged girl; I'm on medication for such and such."). It pays to listen and heed her warnings. Also, if she's a single mom and her kid has severe behavioral problems.
/r/seduction25/02/13 10:55 PM
2

4) Pimp the girl, adding crazy points each time until she's back in the danger zone.
/r/seduction25/02/13 10:46 PM
9

It's because she was a MAN, baby!
/r/seduction25/02/13 10:44 PM
10

Actually, my greatest trick was convincing the world I don't exist.
/r/seduction25/02/13 10:40 PM
1

My experience is that I stopped telling jokes for the longest time b/c I'd usually flub it somehow or other. Then came the summer they broadcast that last season of Last Comic Standing (new-ish comics with mediocre jokes and bad deliveries) and the first season of Louis (a comedic genius who cares about doing comedy right). Having the bad comedy as a confidence-booster and being able to contrast that with something I like and get and is finely polished helped me realize that I do better at telli…
/r/seduction21/12/12 07:34 PM
1

Wow, sorry there wasn't at least the one tentpole. On the other hand, congrats on finding a guy with a skilled tongue :-Q
/r/seduction14/09/12 09:24 PM
3

That's what you get when you wear-out your fuck-fort's tentpole.
/r/seduction14/09/12 01:51 AM
8

Blanket and pillow fuck-fort, absolutely.
/r/seduction13/09/12 11:26 PM
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