When I was in 5th grade we had a gym teacher who was a young 30 year old guy, really nice, and bald. He explained one day that his father and grandfather both went bald at 30, and the moment he started balding he shaved his hair off and embraced the look. Dude was a CHAD. If he can pull it off, so can you. I mean hell, Johnny Sins does it and girls fuck him for a living.
Dude I guarantee you if a parent of a disabled kid overheard me say it and got offended I'd tell em to mind their own business and stop thinking life revolves around them
If a parent has a kid with mental disabilities, the word still isn't offensive. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm sure those parents have shit on their minds more pressing than whether someone used the word retard or not. ^^<sup>retard.</sup>