maseboogie Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
7	" My best friends describe me as the type of woman that can take a mans card away if he's weak because I can do almost everything by myself. " - Single Mother on Tinder looking for a country boy. I summon Craig and Smokey after seeing that pic	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	25/04/22 05:50 PM
20	[46-F] Mom wants "the chemistry". HER: feminine. YOU: use the brain, physically fit, >175 cm, tender, classical values, and a wish to care. Line up, bois Shoutout to booking a Glamour Shots session for your dating profile pic ma'am.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	19/04/22 08:32 PM
3	[49-F] walking on the No Man's Land, still chasing chad who will be her slave Hell, she'll watch you while you sleep. The entire night.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	14/04/22 02:51 PM
20	Venomous vixen's versatile veritas: vanished visitor vibrates Venus' viscera. Vociferant volcano vomits vindication, voluntary version vehemently vexes verisimilitude - vilipending vapid vows. Oh no...if they have a daughter, she's gonna be writing letters to the guy asking him to come back so mommy can be happy again.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/04/22 06:30 PM
4	Gentlemen, I bring before you a single mother built like a bus seat and possessing the ultra-rare stán na bod gan teorainn! BBW with a mix of BBG: Bloated Blonde Gargamel	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/03/22 01:59 PM
8	She wants to bang a guy who earns more than her husband. She is carrying a COPIOUS amount of gristle. She's built like a 7th grade offensive lineman!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/03/22 02:54 AM
11	Sure, but where's the catch? There's gotta be a catch somewhere, right? Before you date me.... You need to understand I'm damaged. That's it. Roll the credits. That's the plot, rising action, climax, falling action, and denouement of her existence right there. And you're still trying to land a suitor at 41 with all that!? I swear, these women out here are living in D.O.G. years (Delusions of Grandeur).	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	13/03/22 04:26 PM
3	[35-F] I am strong values, principles and family-oriented person that's why I've wasted my timeuntil now, that I want the love of my life. BTW, it must look like the guy in the picture Like a verbal version of watching an All-22 game film on an NFL team. Bravo sir.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	11/03/22 05:22 AM
3	22, 1 kid, one due in May, wants an adult since she's "not about the drama". So a 22 yo with 1 and 1 on the way is lecturing men on an OLD app to be an adult and that she's not with the kids games (While posting profile pics of herself with her child's Little Tykes toy set in the background)... In the legendary words of Mr. Horse: "No sir, I don't like it."	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/03/22 09:17 PM
7	Why weren't you tired of the games before you had a kid? For REAL Insert "Friday" DAAAAAAAMN! .gif here	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/03/22 09:10 PM
10	Why weren't you tired of the games before you had a kid? "I'm a queen and deserve to be treated like one!"	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/03/22 09:09 PM
1	[33-F] Men do not put any effort anymore like when I was in my 20's, men have no friends anymore. If you want a friend, tame me I spit flames, often She'd be perfect for my buddy Dy-lan.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/03/22 07:49 PM
12	[36-F] after being treated like a piece of meat by Chad, now it's time to be in a proper relationship, like dating for marrying, no time to be wasted: bear in mind you need to be 14 requirement lists to apply Man, this reminds me of that classic nursery rhyme: If you're single and over 30, then you failed! clap clap If you're single and over 30, then you failed! clap clap Yeah, you're out here down bad, 'cuz you kept on chasing Chad If you're single and over 30, then you failed! clap clap	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/02/22 11:36 PM
11	Looking for love in all the wrong places... This. I'm not going to kick game and she just divulged the main goal as to why a lot of them even go to the gym in the first place. The best thing about when the pandemic hit was being able to build out my home garage gym. Keep wasting your money, honey.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/02/22 03:39 PM
7	Don’t you just love it when these portáin bómánta have a checklist a mile long and offer nothing in return? What a deal! I didn't think it was possible, but my eyes just puked.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/02/22 03:17 PM
8	40-something woman thinks men shouldn't exercise their newfound options even though she exercised hers as a 20-something. Everything she said in the highlighted paragraph reminds me of this: See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.... ...Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/02/22 01:26 AM
14	What do you call someone under 5'9? –A friend All good. I'll own up to my mistake. Cheers.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	19/02/22 06:56 PM
7	What do you call someone under 5'9? –A friend You're absolutely right. Mods, I'm editing my comment so as to not have my comment spiked.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	19/02/22 06:50 PM
14	Oh, how I love the shaming language of this aiteann: “if you aren’t secure enough to accept me for who I am, you’re not a real man!” So transparent, so laughable. Or as I like to refer to it as...Bovine Bling	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	18/02/22 06:38 PM
4	[48-F] Every day I am less impressed by people. Is it asking so much for a man to be this 46 list of requirements? Hahaha, I've seen fewer ingredients on a package of Twinkies. Even if by some stroke of luck, some stroke of genius she FINDS a man like this...we all know she will STILL find something wrong with him and then add that to her soliloquy of man needs.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	16/02/22 03:56 PM
58	Over 30 yr Old Thot Crying About Getting Pumped and Dumped (Again). Poor Girl Is Now Forced to Lie About Wanting Kids To Keep Her "Miss Independent" Image Going Ah yes, the talking phase. Obvious womanese: I used my cooch as a "down payment" to get Chad/Tyrone to commit to me and after giving him 5ths and 6ths, I overplayed my hand asking him to be more than just fuck buddies and he ghosted me. Now watch as I struggle to squeeze some tears out of my eyes like I'm trying to get juice from a dry lime into a Dos Equis.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	16/02/22 03:10 AM
10	No more games. Who’s going to raise my daughter??? I'd upvote twice just for "The Wire" reference alone.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	09/02/22 05:38 PM
6	No more games. Who’s going to raise my daughter??? And if you act now, I'll even throw in some "Weight-loss tea."	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	09/02/22 05:13 PM
5	Gentlemen, line up for this absolute Queen And as someone who is blac(k), I'm ok with this as well.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/02/22 09:58 PM
13	"Happily Married" woman still reminiscing Chad from decade ago "Think about it, when you get in the bed, would you rather have somebody say 'oh make love to me?' or grab the back of your head and say FUCK the SHIT outta me!'" - Eddie Murphy Raw	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	04/02/22 07:46 PM
14	"Happily Married" woman still reminiscing Chad from decade ago This comment is a verbal Francis Ngannou-to-Alistair Overeem-uppercut. You knocked it smooth the hell out sir! To paraphrase The Notorious B.I.G: "She got that H-Town in her, she wants that OLLLD thing back!"	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	04/02/22 06:47 PM
51	Golem is searching for muh precious... 51 year old woman want's to know wHeRe ArE tHe GoOd MeN aT? I kNoW yOu'Er HeRe SoMeWhErE! What is wrong with most men? In your case, 20/20 vision.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/02/22 02:50 PM
9	Poor bastard discovers that his GF has become an bodóinseach ar líne on OF. Something tells me she checks the boxes of being morally, ethically, and intellectually handicapped. They also use it like a tool to convince hot guys to commit and the reason they are pissed is because they put a price on their vagina. Him fucking her is seen as a purchase and if he doesn't commit it's like a form of theft. She lost value because she gave it away without confirming payment. Women argue that sex doesn't mean anything when they are fucking for fun but when men want easy sex, allasudden it's something he must earn or she isn't that easy. This paragraph right here is an absolute B…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	31/01/22 07:15 PM
20	The town bicycle complains about being viewed only as the town bicycle, rather than as relationship-worthy. Yes, sweaty, your body, your choice, and also YOUR CONSEQUENCES. Hell, she'd be better off saying she dabbled in the adult entertainment industry. Maybe 0.0000000000000001% better, but that's really the only way one can justify having a body count THAT HIGH, THAT YOUNG!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	21/01/22 01:17 AM
1	36-year-old single mom and self-labeled "MILF" seeks her "forever cock" and "a connection stronger than just fucking". Odd, that she was apparently ok with "just fucking" until she reached her mid-30s... Frog from "Chrono Trigger" rules too.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/01/22 12:09 AM
19	Once the world’s highest paid model, but as she hit her fifties she says she was suddenly invisible "I try to flirt with guys and they just walk away from me to pursue someone 20 years younger." This is the female equivalent of the former HS jock who still goes around town in his letterman jacket 30 years after graduating. Just can't let it go. Her ass should be at home enjoying grandmother-hood, but she obviously still has that Peter Pan mentality. Sheesh.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	09/01/22 03:59 PM
5	Beach bailed before bells because bliss boulevard became beyond beguiling, building bitterness - boring beau better bivouac I was going to make a comment of my own, but this is SO spot on that I only need to give you props sir.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	04/01/22 05:05 PM
2	If Men Only Want To Fuck You And Don't Want To Date You, Here's Why. Magnificent writeup sir. 👏🏾	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	28/12/21 03:38 AM
9	[42-F] is a frog who wants to become a princess. It needs your masculine hands, a wedding, also a yacht so she can swim, a gym subscription so she can get massages from strong men. She will be on Tinder until December 31st, hurry up! In the words of Chris Rock: "Grand opening, grand closing!" 👏🏾	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	21/12/21 10:37 PM
24	She is done paying for us Every time I see a woman use the word "spark," I think back to 5 years ago when I was trying to court this girl (31) and she hit me with the "I didn't feel a spark" text after we went on a date. Fast forward to today, the same girl is now 36, a certified dog mom to a big male dog, and STILL looking for that "spark." Oh well.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	17/12/21 01:45 PM
12	Woman Cheats On and Dumps Cancer-stricken Fiancé, But When He Beats Cancer And She's Sick, She Suddenly Wants Him Back I legit pumped my fist in the air then started clapping after I finished reading this. The man not only beat cancer, he got to unleash an Omnislash-like Limit Break on his shady, deceitful ex who had ALL the karma dumped on her.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	14/12/21 06:57 PM
74	I [55-F] know you exist, AND I WILL FIND YOU! I can just SMELL the Pall Malls and Thunderbird from her pic.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/12/21 10:49 PM
1	[36-F] realizes she wants to settle down, and she wants to happen it as soon as possible I bet you the dog in her profile pic is from an ex. So step on up and get this woman who's a dog mom (most likely a male dog) that won't let go of the relationship she got said dog from and who has obviously been exiled from Chad-sylvania. Hence, her sweet and loving profile quote. 🙄	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/12/21 10:48 PM
5	Single mom demands the loyalty of a man with no options from the kind of man who has many. Not to mention the choker she's rocking. She is a walking, talking POWER PLANT (we're well past toxic with this one).	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/12/21 06:20 PM
18	How Friendzone Fiona reacts when you move on. Notice her selfishness and feigned regret, showing that she doesn't really miss you, she only misses the attention and favors. "Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment, and simply cut your losses." -Van Wilder, Sr. Good on the young man for peacing her out. I'm seriously guilty of chasing (the joy of being raised by a single mother). Thanks to the RP'ing I've received this year (and recently this gem from Kevin Samuels: "Stop trying to win women over. Winning a woman over is losing slowly."), I've deleted and blocked phone numbers/social media profiles of women that I foolishly kept chasing and had as "f…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	04/12/21 07:41 PM
26	Christian woman's passion was her career for the past "several years". She's 38, and wants kids. Looking at her profile pic, she strikes me as a shrew...and a chameleon. Masquerading as a woman of faith yet her modern woman traits are there for all to see: A near-40 year old woman whose career came first and a damn DOG MOM. She's out here frontin' folks!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	30/11/21 04:31 PM
59	If you're dating a woman and you aren't sleeping with her I have some bad news Another pair-bond pariah on deck. The replies from those openly boasting about and flat-out encouraging the CC experience lend validation to the quote "Single women keep women single." Absolutely ridiculous.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/11/21 05:45 PM
38	Carol spent her 20s becoming the successful man she wanted to marry, and is now 34 and wondering why she can't find the male version of herself. Translation: I'm married to my career. It'll satisfy me way more than any man can...but I NEED that wedding so I can have my cake and eat it too. Don't expect true intimacy with me as I only get off on promotions and bonuses. Cook? If you're not taking me out to expensive restaurants where our conversations are focused solely on my work, then you're SOL.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/11/21 04:00 PM
3	Here are my demands. Hey get your finger outta there!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/11/21 06:02 AM