| Upvotes | Title | Category | Author | Subreddit | Date (UTC) |
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| 755 | I love my boyfriend but also want to keep riding the carousel. | Hypergamy | miguelcar | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/08/19 02:06 AM |
| 277 | Love my fiancé, but don't want to exit the carousel. | Dual-Mating Strategy | miguelcar | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/09/19 05:11 PM |
| 250 | Carrousel riders make bad partners. | Cock Carousel Rider | miguelcar | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/09/19 05:56 AM |
| Upvotes | Comment on | Subreddit | Date (UTC) |
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| 48 | Found one in the wild. She was already a whale in her pictures too.Translation: I'm going to keep fucking asshole thundercock while you take care of the kids. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/10/19 12:57 PM |
| 10 | All your favorite redflags with a twist.Chop chop! We work for goddesses like her. Lol. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/10/19 05:29 AM |
| 9 | Child support payer wanted!Wife and I only had our first child once we had a house, both had good stable jobs with pensions, and had savings to fall back on. Plus essentially done with our educations: masters and PhD. But even then we didn't feel like we had enough to raise a child. True. I can't imagine why a 20 something would say, "yeah, I've got almost nothing going for me, time to have a child." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/10/19 05:40 AM |
| 2 | She's looking for a "real man" that wants her mind, body, and soul. I guess she is looking for Lucifer. I have no interest in either of those 3 things.Translation: be the kind of friend that buys me stuff, takes me places, and is there for me whenever I need him to be. If you do that, I'll dangle the possibility of something more in the far far future. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/10/19 02:19 AM |
| 58 | Damaged 24 year old with 3 and 1 on the way wants someone long term to love her babies. Be serious. Why is she on the market?Because she's the total package! She has kids already, so no need to get your dick wet. Plus she'll cook and clean...after her own kids, while you can enjoy gourmet McDonald's every night. Plus you get to spend your hard earned money on her and her kids. I mean, don't all those extra zeros in your bank account bother you? Aren't you weighed down by a wallet full of cash? Since she has no profession, you also get to pay for her to a...CNA degree or something from an online school. You can increas… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/10/19 06:10 PM |
| 21 | [28F] "Mom of 3. I'm not trying to raise a 4th child." ...I'm not trying to raise 4 children either, Karen.Italians count as white? I always thought they did. You might still have a chance with this one? Don't give up so soon! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/10/19 02:25 AM |
| 24 | [28F] "Mom of 3. I'm not trying to raise a 4th child." ...I'm not trying to raise 4 children either, Karen.You mean I get to raise 3 kids that aren't my own? Where do I sign up??? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/10/19 02:25 AM |
| 22 | [28F] "Mom of 3. I'm not trying to raise a 4th child." ...I'm not trying to raise 4 children either, Karen.So face tattoos are cool then? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/10/19 02:24 AM |
| 18 | [41F]"I have a 10 date rule, unless you're chad."So she will insinuate putting out for a beta after 10 dates. Which could last until she decides to call each of them a "date." So a concert, drinks, and dancing might count as "hanging out" and does not apply to her 10 date rule. However, should Chad slap her ass...that's the exception. She will be at his beck and call while you plan out an evening. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/10/19 08:47 PM |
| 15 | Fitered THOT Looking for someone to man up. BB on the way!Just throwing it out there. But why not marry Chad? Oh that's right! He only lumps and dumps while someone else picks up his scraps. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/10/19 03:22 AM |
| 9 | 31 year old wonders what's changed in 3 years. Fellow woman also can't solve the mystery.Well NYC is basically like Buford, Wyoming. No one left to date. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/10/19 01:52 PM |
| 23 | She can't find where the all the gentlemen went, but that shouldn't be a problem as she already has a relationship with JesusThe the poor chump is now third. Above him are her kids and her religion? Wow, what a bargain! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/10/19 01:45 PM |
| 2 | [39F]"I am a single mother of 3 boys!!! I might b the one!!""Ready to settle down and have more than we both have now" Translation: I want and need your stuff. You give me money and I'll give you bills and the pleasure of paying for me and my kids. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/10/19 06:12 AM |
| 39 | Marry Me Please! (White men only)I have reached my maximum amount of rides on the carrousel. Okay...n...o...w I am ready to settle down. But only real men please. And don't waste my time. My kids come first. I'm not into hook ups (unless you're chadrone)... Am I missing anything? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/10/19 01:58 AM |
| – | Are there no good (decent) men left to bailout this leftover package of happiness and joy?I was going to hook up with a bubbly and childless 19 year old. But then this priceless gem came along. I mean, nothing else compares to a 40 year old with a kid right? Guess I'll just tell the 19 year old to scram. She needs to bring the whole package like this queen. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/10/19 02:32 PM |
| 5 | Marriage Rates Are Falling Due To Shortage Of "Economically Attractive" Men, Study FindsLooks like you weren't man enough to raise chads kids. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/10/19 05:02 AM |
| 6 | I am moving so where are the SDs?High school education but is a teacher. Fat chance. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/10/19 01:48 AM |
| 4 | [40F]"My 9 children are my world."Or walking into the chamber of secrets. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/10/19 06:00 AM |
| 28 | Men, you have your orders: Read my profile! But, if you want sex, don't HMULol. Chadrone for the win. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/10/19 12:44 AM |
| 3 | Men, you have your orders: Read my profile! But, if you want sex, don't HMUIf she had done that she wouldn't be pregnant. Sorry. If she swallowed she wouldn't be pregnant. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/10/19 12:44 AM |
| 4 | It's either men want used up attention whores that show off their crotches to the entire world or this bitch is a delusional skank. I mean, I'd still fuck her but that's only because trying skittle tits with flabcakes is on my bucket list.Lol. I appreciate the concern. But kidding from some of the beaches orcas with their broods this one seems to have at least a good shape to the ass. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/10/19 02:23 PM |
| -27 | It's either men want used up attention whores that show off their crotches to the entire world or this bitch is a delusional skank. I mean, I'd still fuck her but that's only because trying skittle tits with flabcakes is on my bucket list.I would smash that. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/10/19 06:15 AM |
| 2 | Professional CC rider wants off and is ready to finally settle down with a good rich manNo amount of Christian reading will erase the frequent user card on the CC. Plus...judging corny he amount of self proclaimed Christian women that are shown on this page...she would be better off liking st the church of satan. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/10/19 01:44 AM |
| 5 | Well, that's gonna be a long effing road, hun.That way she won't even have to pretend that he'll get some. But will still pay for crap. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/10/19 02:47 PM |
| 1 | [31F] Tatted up ex-con smoker with kids is "proud of who I am and what I bring to the table. I am looking for someone that has everything and won't settle for less. I am addicted to ink, music, cars, street bikes, and bad boys".This can't be real. Just can't. Someone from here probbaly made a fake profile tongive is all a little laugh. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/10/19 02:36 AM |
| 10 | Welcome the God fearing skank, who is tired of being used and abused as a sex doll. CAUTION: she expects a ladylike treatment and nothing lessLord and savior chad and his thundercock. My bad. Tyrone. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/10/19 02:24 PM |
| 15 | Another 24 heat old pregnant THOT with demandsBoring how? Like you had to do 99 percent of the conversation? While they answered yes, huh, and meh? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/10/19 01:15 PM |
| 3 | Here is another package dealOh yes. My bad. Of course I pay for the sitter so she can get in the carrousel a few more times. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/09/19 11:31 PM |
| 11 | 25 and already done riding the carousel wants you to take care of Chad’s kids and YOU have to put in all the work to start the conversationIf only she was the full package I would date her. Sadly she doesn't mention that. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/09/19 03:20 AM |
| 7 | The 38-year-old Upper East Sider stresses that she’s not looking for “anything outrageous” — “safety and security, as far as finances go” — but she’s still coming up empty on dates.SJW...single Jewish woman? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/09/19 10:19 PM |
| 17 | Here is another package dealI think we all read that part and just thought. Good lord... You don't have to support my kids, just pay for their food, housing, clothes, activities, electronics, family plan, vacations, healthcare, college savings plan, college. You know. Just a little. From reading the last few though, I did realize that many only have a high school education. Correlation? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/09/19 06:40 AM |
| 7 | [29F]"I go crazy for the bad :/ boys but I'm so ready for something real and long lasting!!!"Jokes in her. I got a vasectomy. No way Im getting trapped. Although she does have a good body. I'd feign interest and even pay for her sitter to pump and dump her after. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/09/19 03:41 AM |
| 5 | Marriage Rates Are Falling Due To Shortage Of "Economically Attractive" Men, Study FindsIf she brings in a house that we can live in maybe. But usually they bring tens if not hundreds of thousands in student and credit card debt. Because traveling the world taking a ride with chad, Tyrone, Javier, Hans, Francois, Giuseppe, mao, wang, and Boris is not cheap. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/09/19 02:06 AM |
| 1 | I just want ONEThat would be a better package deal than the one she currently brings. At least you can go have some beer with the guys. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/09/19 10:33 PM |
| 5 | I just want ONEGood thing I naruto ran away from her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/09/19 10:32 PM |
| 3 | I just want ONEPackage deal that chad refused. Are they just delusional or dumb. Like do they really think that men will see "package deal" and think: "perfect! I was someone for more mouths to feed! Glad I stumbled into your package deal." Or, "I'm tired of dating women that don't bring anything with them. I've been looking for someone with kids." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/09/19 10:31 PM |
| 21 | Marriage Rates Are Falling Due To Shortage Of "Economically Attractive" Men, Study FindsIf that something else is someone else's kid, hard pass. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/09/19 08:57 PM |
| 8 | She doesn't understand why her match rate has suddenly gone down after she turned 30.Wise words. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/09/19 04:17 PM |
| 48 | Marriage Rates Are Falling Due To Shortage Of "Economically Attractive" Men, Study FindsGood read though. 38 year old complaints no good men left now that she is ready to settle. No thank you. At 36: I have a home by Newport Beach, no student debt, masters degree, and am a master teacher making close to 90k. Absolutely love my job. As such, why go after women that are looking to settle after theyre done with their unlimited rides at the carrousel? Especially when I could go for someone younger, more attractive, and who haven't ridden the carrousel so much they have their name engra… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/09/19 02:01 PM |
| 42 | Remember everyone's favourite Amy Horton? Well turns out she has herpes now.I had a guy show true affection for me...so instead of sleeping with him, I never gave it up and instead started being Chad's meat mop again. Good lord. You cant make this crap up. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/09/19 01:51 PM |
| 8 | Why is it so hard?6 kids! My bank account is getting drained just from reading her profile. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/09/19 02:15 AM |
| 32 | No useless fuck boys please, only real beta men are needed now that desired genes have been securedShe's bringing in someone for you to take care of as your own son. Do you think you're man enough to raise chad jr as your own son? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/09/19 01:11 PM |
| 10 | So... Why am I trying to date again? (She was over an hour away)Hey! Those talk shows aren't going to watch themselves! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/09/19 03:00 AM |
| 24 | cps anyone?Did it ever occur to her to not get pregnant? Like I wasn't ready to have kids for years. So I did what most sane people did: I didn't have kids. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/09/19 03:31 AM |
| 1 | "My daughter comes first ALWAYS"This is depressing on so many levels. Worst of all the horrendous grammar. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/09/19 06:05 AM |
| 2 | I am obese and I have 4 children - no, wait! I have 5! If you can't pull out at the very last minute while raw dogging this road whore, swipe left!I'm not saying people should be sterilized...but she shouldn't have even been allowed to have one child. You just know she's just a horrible human being unfit to care for others. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/09/19 02:52 AM |
| 3 | Alright, who wants to massage this unicorn ? She isn’t looking for a hookup btwMiddle school. Even if you fail you still get to go to the next grade. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/09/19 06:11 AM |
| 3 | Alright, who wants to massage this unicorn ? She isn’t looking for a hookup btwDammit. I only make 90k as a teacher, have a 2 story home 15 minutes from Manhattan beach, and only have a new 2019 Toyota Rav 4. Dammit. Here I thought I had a chance with her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/09/19 06:10 AM |
| 5 | So this is what its come too. She posted an ad in newyork taxicabs. Where them doo menz at?Literally what I was thinking. Marry her. Drain bank accounts. Divorce. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/09/19 06:05 AM |
| 10 | Single mum with no pics showing her standardsAlthough she doesn't say she's a single mom, the fact that she mentions not hooking up, looking for someone to pay her bills, and how she had fun with chad and would do so again (the right person), all of those things imply she probbaly had a few crotch goblins lying around... Lying around ready for you to take care of them too. That way she can quit her 2.5 jobs and devote herself entirely to chad. Until he dumps her again. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/09/19 06:03 AM |
| 13 | Does anyone see a pattern here?Followed by: "Who's going to man up" "A real man is someone to raises someone else's kids like his own" "If you don't like kids swipe left, or right, or however you swipe on tinder" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/09/19 02:24 PM |
| 10 | What do you offer for the love of god?She requires time. So while you try to give her hours of time, you will need to be okay with the seconds she devotes to you. I matched with a single mom like this. She was busy with her kids and work 22 hours a day. But, she wanted me to be patient with her and sporadic messaging. I matched with her just to see how much time they would actually devote to someone who showed interest. So far it's maybe added to 5 minutes for the last 3 weeks. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/09/19 03:12 AM |
| 54 | Go away??18 years of waiting for her to give you the time of day is short compared to the catch you'll be getting. That aside. Something tells me she got pregnant after a few drinks. Plus she's Christian! Imagine where she would be if she wasn't religious...probably early 20's with two kids. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/09/19 11:23 PM |
| 4 | She [21] has been a baby-making machine after turning 17. Now she has 3 kids and one on the wayWith that many kids going through there's plenty of room. Bring your futon. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/09/19 08:30 PM |
| 4 | She [21] has been a baby-making machine after turning 17. Now she has 3 kids and one on the wayMaybe.. marry her and after 30 years maybe you'll come up with a plan. Marry her so you could be on the inside. Really get to see how they work. Like a spy. Lol | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/09/19 06:47 PM |
| 9 | She [21] has been a baby-making machine after turning 17. Now she has 3 kids and one on the wayYou abort and that's that. Otherwise it's day care, welfare, food stamps... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/09/19 06:46 PM |
| 1 | She [21] has been a baby-making machine after turning 17. Now she has 3 kids and one on the wayGood to know she can pick up her other kid from the father. And here I was hoping to have a hard time alone with her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/09/19 06:45 PM |
| 10 | [25F] When it's okay for her to be a bitch, but doesn't want a taste of her own medicine.Is it just me or does she have a giant forehead? Notice how she crops her forehead in all of her pictures... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/09/19 01:31 PM |
| 41 | Tyrone left her[19] while she is pregnantMaybe you should man up. You know...it takes a real man to take of a kid that isn't yours. Lol. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/09/19 01:32 PM |
| 2 | Wall hitting nurse has a list of demandsSo this one may not be as horrible as some of the other ones. She's not hiding any kids, currently pregnant. Or with 3 kids but doesn't hook up. The worst downside is her age and looks. Like, if I'm going to invest resources in dating, it's going to be with a younger 18-21 year old. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/09/19 04:10 AM |
| 3 | BBW just waiting for a Chad.Yeah. She's outon the emojis movie for a romantic night with you and yourself, while she runs off with chad at the club. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/09/19 01:50 PM |
| 1 | [42F] "Have a kid and live with my parents by choice, but is independent so don't need no male to rely on..."All these Christian women...if they're the good Christian kind, is love to pump and dump on the bad Christian ones. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/09/19 02:44 AM |
| 19 | Trying to trick a guy just trying to help outDoors welded shut...from the inside. Air bags had holes in them. Victim seen with giant needle prior to accident. Somehow was choked inside his vehicle. Fingerprints a perfect match...for himself. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/19 06:03 AM |
| 74 | Trying to trick a guy just trying to help out1) wtf 2) the dad probably killed himself rather than being with this crazy 3) so if you give them candy you'll probably get sued for child support... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/19 04:28 AM |
| 7 | An Amazing Princess That Deserves Brad PitSo I'm supposed to put up with crap for god knows how long to get the good side? Why not just not be crazy from the start? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/09/19 10:45 PM |
| 12 | Not interested in ONS. First pic is a tit pic.Lol. Me putting myself half naked. But don't ask me for fun! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/09/19 10:33 PM |
| 67 | All these demands, what exactly do you bring to the table besides a bad attitude and kids?Ohhhh its a package deal. Silly me. Now I should totally give her access to my swelling bank account, list her and my beneficiary for me retirement accounts and life insurance. I should also add her name to my mortgage and maybe add her to my credit cards so she can enjoy my 847 FICO score. Luckily she's bringing the package deal so we should be about even, right? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/09/19 04:01 PM |
| 8 | Just another Thotiana over 30sI can't unsee it. Probably photoshop. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/09/19 12:06 AM |
| 1 | 30 with four kids but NO SEX for you till you've committed (aka opened up your wallet)Of it was an Asian baby then that stud would be called... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/09/19 02:27 AM |
| 3 | Get in line boysSo men won't flock at her in waves and droves if she's 19. Plus she comes with a kid? How could men not fall over each other to marry her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/09/19 02:31 PM |
| 14 | 30 with four kids but NO SEX for you till you've committed (aka opened up your wallet)Or complaining that men won't man up and scoop her and her 6 children. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/09/19 01:49 PM |
| 62 | 30 with four kids but NO SEX for you till you've committed (aka opened up your wallet)This has to be a joke right. Because seriously, you can't go on tinder and say no sex but have 4 fucking kids. Oh that's right...no sex..,for you. Obviously if Tyrone or chad called her up she would already have her legs open wide. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/09/19 01:11 PM |
| 7 | Nausea inducingI'm sure the fine gentlemen here are not going let her go by alone. Snatch her up fellas. How much classier can you get? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/09/19 01:08 PM |
| 1 | Just not good enough to raise my patriotic flag pole...or open my wallet. Tinder on THOT, tinder on.Because men wouldn't want them if they didn't say that. For instance, wouldn't you "man up" to a woman with 4 kids from chad if she loved them? It shows she would love you too...once a year on your birthday. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/09/19 01:45 PM |
| 12 | Just not good enough to raise my patriotic flag pole...or open my wallet. Tinder on THOT, tinder on.Because men wouldn't want them if they didn't say that. For instance, wouldn't you "man up" to a woman with 4 kids from chad if she loved them? It shows she would love you too...once a year on your birthday. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/09/19 01:45 PM |
| 3 | My relationships complicated, but I want a relationship?That's probably true. I've dated single moms before. After the first hour of meeting up some are cleaning the knob in the car. Those were the ones that didn't hook up on the first date. Because technically, giving head isnt hooking up. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/09/19 05:12 AM |
| 265 | Article from 7 years ago reveals how it's a buyers market for 30s men, but a single woman the same age has trouble competing with her younger peers. "The 40-year-old single mother enlisted a team of advisers who helped her realise that... her market value had tanked"You mean no one wants to marry me even though : 1) I already come with children 2) will need substantial money and resources feeding, clothing, and putting a roof over their heads 3 not to mention medical and eventually college 4) I was riding high but now, now, I'm all easy to settle? Did I mention you can take care of my kids? The big plus is that you won't have to engage in that dirty sex. It's all been done for you! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/09/19 02:59 AM |
| 20 | 8 month old needs you not to be on the carousel2 different dads but she's not into hookups. She's not that type of gal. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/09/19 05:35 AM |
| 7 | 19 and looking for “something serious” after being 21 weeks pregnant. Absolutely repulsive.One if the many fine American exports. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/09/19 02:34 AM |
| 4 | 5 year old daughter, hitting up our class reunion for dates. Where you at single, responsible men?!That hit home. Mine was a 1982 Acura legend. Tiny two door car but ran well for a number of years after I bought it for 500 dollars. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/09/19 02:32 AM |
| 6 | Always read the fine print.I'm not signing a mortgage with her. Or car loan. Or credit card application. Maybe give her some coupons. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/09/19 02:19 AM |
| 132 | 19 and looking for “something serious” after being 21 weeks pregnant. Absolutely repulsive.Are they really that delusional? Not tying to fuck...when how the fuck do you explain the future crotch goblin? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/09/19 09:22 PM |
| 9 | Always read the fine print.You mean none of the fun and all of the responsabilidad! Sign me up. Lol | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/09/19 05:53 PM |
| 31 | Always read the fine print.I'd pump and dump. Can't get pregnant again. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/09/19 01:42 PM |
| 1 | I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT (dont mind the welfate) SINGLE MOTHER AND I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE WANTS TO DATE ME. IT'S NOT MY FAULT I HAVE HIGH STANRADS AND NOTHING TO OFFER.I'm 30, make 100k, awesome career, and own a home 10 minutes from Newport Beach. I've always wanted to date a woman with twins. All this wealth I've been building up is really eating at me. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/09/19 03:09 AM |
| 1 | Virtue signaling **single mom** who claims to be a sabbath keeping Christian is in need of a wealthy man for bailout position. Judging from the pictures, she is a high maintnence woman that doesn't go anywhere cheap.Thank you for the lesson professor. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/09/19 02:53 AM |
| 23 | Virtue signaling **single mom** who claims to be a sabbath keeping Christian is in need of a wealthy man for bailout position. Judging from the pictures, she is a high maintnence woman that doesn't go anywhere cheap.I need to join this Christian church. All of them seem to put out and like it raw. That or they all have the misfortune of just suddenly having a dick up their hole just out of the blue. How else can these chaste and virgin Christian women have kids? How else if not by accident? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/09/19 04:27 PM |
| 11 | Definitely not safe-to-date. Buyer beware. Goods sold as is. If it seems to good to be true, it probably is. If you match with this woman and you don't have many other matches, then you are her next child support victim.Somebody get her a Netflix subscription. Or anything to keep her from having more kids. Does she know it's not a competition? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/09/19 06:19 AM |
| 3 | Strong in this one, the hamster is. She is **NOT** a gold digger just a woman with the ability to apply logic. **ROFLMAO** It is a good thing that I wear work boots because the shit is getting deep today.I make very close to 6 figures, have a home in Orange County, great career. But I am not going for a 43 year old. At my current stage I'm going to opt for the 18 and 19 year olds. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/09/19 03:30 AM |
| 11 | All these requirements and all she has to offer is used up pussy and chad’s kid(s).I think your answer is to marry Spocklily. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/09/19 03:28 AM |
| 10 | She was just fucked up and needed space. The past is the past. She didn't know she was supposed to get some meaning out of sex. Being able to suck a pool ball through a garden hose is just a benefit she can now pass on to her non-fuck-boy-friend.Naw. She kept puttin it deeper and deeper in her mouth. Said her neck was tired. So bring the gentleman, I offered to help. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/09/19 02:44 PM |
| 17 | She was just fucked up and needed space. The past is the past. She didn't know she was supposed to get some meaning out of sex. Being able to suck a pool ball through a garden hose is just a benefit she can now pass on to her non-fuck-boy-friend.In tried that. Told her to spit on it to make it wet. Seconds later she was getting facefucked. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/09/19 01:38 PM |
| 18 | She was just fucked up and needed space. The past is the past. She didn't know she was supposed to get some meaning out of sex. Being able to suck a pool ball through a garden hose is just a benefit she can now pass on to her non-fuck-boy-friend.Does a handjob count? I've heard of guys that have horrible dates and at the end of the night say "at least give me a handjob." Which the women do. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/09/19 06:33 AM |
| 24 | LOOKING TO SETTLE DOWN, ONLY THE BEST BETA BUCKS MAY APPLYAlso, who the hell is going to read this and say, yeah, she's got three kids m. That's what I've been looking for. I've always wanted to raise other people's kids. She deserved to be slapped upside the head after the first one. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/09/19 06:27 AM |
| 41 | LOOKING TO SETTLE DOWN, ONLY THE BEST BETA BUCKS MAY APPLYWhat is most surprising from these cookie cutter profiles is the whole "not looking to hook up, not into one night stands"... If anything I swipe right because these are exactly the women that put out. How else did they get those kids? Immaculate conception? Maybe they got knocked up by a gangster named "Jesus." But that's about it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/09/19 06:25 AM |
| 8 | In a world where the partying ends the moment the test turns positive, a single mom is looking for her "best friend" to help raise her kids...by 2 different dads. Coming to a theater near you: "No I don't sleep around"Omg she's the second Virgin Mary who had a virgin birth. Better lock her down before someone else does! Plus my retirement, savings, and checking accounts are too full; those loving cherubs seem the perfect way to get rid of some of that excess baggage. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/09/19 06:15 PM |
| 6 | In a world where the partying ends the moment the test turns positive, a single mom is looking for her "best friend" to help raise her kids...by 2 different dads. Coming to a theater near you: "No I don't sleep around"In that case she should have picked up trash somewhere else. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/09/19 04:27 PM |
| 78 | In a world where the partying ends the moment the test turns positive, a single mom is looking for her "best friend" to help raise her kids...by 2 different dads. Coming to a theater near you: "No I don't sleep around"Wait...if she doesn't sleep around...the kids...how did they....oh noo....my head is spinning...I have to lie down for a bit. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/09/19 03:51 PM |
| 14 | All images were sad quotes. No personal pics. Lmao.Right! Like okay that's your job. But what do you do when you're not at work? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/09/19 03:30 PM |
| 5 | LOW MAINTENANCEWhat is the appeal behind saying your kid is your number one priority? Like who's going to rea that and say, "yes, I love having minimal time with someone because they're too busy doing something else." And minimal time it is. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/09/19 02:26 PM |
| 3 | Love my fiancé, but don't want to exit the carousel.The carousel waits for no one. Best get on it fast. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/09/19 06:46 PM |
| 5 | Love my fiancé, but don't want to exit the carousel.Could be worse. It could be a Kmart parking lot. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/09/19 06:44 PM |
| 5 | Am a single WOMAN with 2 kids and not a single MOTHER. #mombossThat's good advice. Funny that she gave it up for someone else but might have made you wait until marriage...what with not wanting to lose her virginity...again. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/09/19 02:23 PM |
| 131 | Am a single WOMAN with 2 kids and not a single MOTHER. #mombossThat's the dumbest thing next to a single mom of 3 with deep Christian values, a mom of 4 that doesn't hook up, or a born again virgin with 2 kids. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/09/19 05:01 AM |
| 17 | "I don't want men who are quiet, polite and hard working because they're boring"So if I'm an asshole to her she'll be on her knees within minutes. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/08/19 09:26 PM |
| 21 | Pregnant, works dead end job, self-proclaimed fat. Also can’t drive, I’m sure there’s a very good reason why!I actually swiped right on someone like this once just for kicks. She had a kid. Result: 1) too busy to chat except for one or two minutes a day 2) did not send pictures to anyone. 3) too busy with her job or child or family to ever actually have a breakfast, lunch, or dinner date. 4) would respond to my questions with: "yes. No. Maybe. Sometimes. Things. Stuff. Getting her to respond to anything with more than 3 words was like pulling teeth. 5) mentioned that the father of the child was in jail… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/08/19 07:27 PM |
| 17 | "I'm 30F and I feel like I'm destined to be alone my whole life...."Last part rings true. and she will gladly go with all those fuckboys, ignore betas that might genuinely want her. Turn around and ask where all the good men are at while she's sucking away the fuckboys. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/08/19 03:28 PM |
| 2 | Lucky for all of us, this one is just too smart to lower herself to the ignorance of us little men.That's way better. But some of them are just like ugh. Me going into "nothing but hookups and one night stands.com" My profile: not into hookups.... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/08/19 03:10 PM |
| 5 | Bullet DodgedDamn. That's about all I can say to that. | /r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre | 31/08/19 02:34 AM |
| 1 | Think tank...I think not. Virtue signaling profile surounded by trashy pictures and 4 kids when you get to the end, but looking for her forever man (until a better one dangles by).1) if you're not as virtuous as her don't approach her. That would mean to say if you have 5 kids or more just don't bother. 2) she looks old and used up for 24. Seriously looks like 40. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/08/19 10:39 PM |
| 17 | Lucky for all of us, this one is just too smart to lower herself to the ignorance of us little men.Wait tinder isn't a hookup app? I thought it was weird that every female profile kept saying "not into hookups." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/08/19 10:37 PM |
| 21 | Poke-a-mom: Gotta Catch 'Em All!Also a Christian? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/08/19 02:34 PM |
| 5 | 'I basically can't stand you all, but here I am.'Don't want to hook up with you...unless you're a hot new chad or thundercock. How else did she get that baby? New holy birth? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/08/19 01:45 AM |
| 82 | You must be 'this' spectacular to date this mom bod shitshowI've been looking to step up, man up, and have someone else's kids come first. All I've been finding are single, tight, and childless harlots. Do I need to join tinder to find these childbearing diamonds? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/08/19 02:34 PM |
| 15 | A devout 'Christian'I need to join this Christian religion. Seems like it's full of girls willing to rawdog it. 99 percent of the time if she's pregnant and on tinder, she's Christian. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/08/19 02:31 PM |
| 6 | Look on the bright side atleast you dont have to worry if its yours or not...Would it be wrong of me to pump and dump someone like that? I mean, I am willing to step up and be a dad, just not for her kid. Just for my own, with someone not pregnant. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/08/19 01:38 PM |
| 4 | A devout 'Christian'She meant to say her chads name was named "Christian." Or it would be Christian if YOU to take her of her kids and bills while she goes and rides the CC | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/08/19 01:35 PM |
| 32 | Pregnant with Chad's baby and can't understand why her fuckbuddy won't commit to herYeah. All that work was already done for you. All you had to do was sit around, work your ass off, and watch all of your income be used to raise two pre-made kids. Lost out man. Got her number or anything? Lol | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/08/19 02:43 PM |
| 3 | Let’s have an open relationship failIn her defense she did promise to use protection, unless the foreign guy she's banging wanted raw. Then, you can't say no. | /r/PussyPassDenied | 26/08/19 05:48 AM |
| 29 | Let’s have an open relationship failMad props for throwing in that academic journal article. | /r/PussyPassDenied | 26/08/19 05:30 AM |
| 8 | Strange phenomenonLol. Yup. If she falls and trips on chads cock what is she supposed to do? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/08/19 03:52 AM |
| 189 | Strange phenomenonLol. I would pay to see that. She meant she wanted to ride the carousel, and for him to basically become celibate and ignore the times she goes on the ride. If I were that guy I'd keep at it, break up with her, and send her videos of my wild times. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/08/19 07:52 PM |
| 1 | I love my boyfriend but also want to keep riding the carousel.Lol. Right on the mark. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/08/19 06:08 AM |
| 24 | Women who dress their kids like this have a 652% chance to fuck on the first date.Sage advice. Now I know the signs to look for when I need to pump and dump. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/08/19 05:41 AM |
| 24 | I mean how could anyone pass up this opportunity!?Ever feel like your wallet is too full of disposable income? Too many digits in your bank account? I have the solution for you! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/08/19 02:59 AM |
| 48 | Brother of a WAATGM gives her a dose of reality. Cue meltdownYou are in the right. Although maybe next time gift her a Costco pallet of condoms. Why someone who can't take care of 3 kids have one more is beyond me. wife and I make a combined 200k as educators and our two kids are hard to pay for. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/08/19 12:53 AM |
| 0 | Longer than my grocery list...Hey! You can make a whopping 30k in most places. Plus the public befits for four kids, tax credits...it basically is big money. Especially if you live in like Arkansas or another low cost place. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/08/19 12:27 AM |
| 52 | Longer than my grocery list...If she's best friends with the dad why aren't they together? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/08/19 09:42 PM |
| 20 | Girl wants a committed relationship while from the guy while not wanting to commit to him herselfTake someone else to Japan. Hook up with beautiful Japanese women. Send those to her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/08/19 02:41 PM |
| 3 | Found this gemWhy is half of it ON CAPS LOCK? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/08/19 06:09 AM |
| 28 | She felt that her childhood love the day after she hooked up with a Chad. She says that she wished she had met him when she was older because he would be perfect as a husband.Part 2 of this saga: I got pregnant and the love of my life that I dumped won't take me and my crotch goblin back. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/08/19 02:56 PM |
| 10 | [19F] "just lookin for someone that won't break my heart, i am preggo but planning on putting the child up for adoption" ... Bitch, I'll treat you right, but you can keep the shit-pie, I ain't waiting around to find out if you could possibly be that callous to send off your superior progenyAll that's missing is her saying that she's "loyal." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/07/19 09:05 PM |
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