Go as Chet, just need a wig and a vest, dress shirt, some of those weird glasses and brown shoes. Then all you have to do is scream “Do it lady” and bug your eyes out. Hopefully you have a pornstache.
It’s kind of like they don’t want you to talk to them, but they don’t want you to just leap into “let’s go grab a beer” everyone I talk to needs to have a gentle introduction and then after that intro you get ghosted