Even if I was Rapey McRapeface, the rapiest pirate in the history of raping, home on shore leave, high on coke, E, 3 bottles of rum & 12 Viagra, a herd of stampeding elephants couldn't drag me into that hideous frump.
Can see this backfiring big time when she ends up sedated, and restrained in a padded room for a couple of decades. At which point she will be free to live in a cardboard box and stay warm at night by peeing on herself.