Im technically an immigrant but not an immigrant immigrant because i already had citizenship from my dad i just happened to be born abroad . And i came here as an infant anyways Hmm i think immigration is good and yeah like diversity is a strength it’s no wonder America is the best country ever and we’re also super diverse but also that unchecked and/or illegal immigration is obviously bad like we have to have immigrants in a way that is sustainable, only ppl from good backgrounds and who can ac…
Deep down you know it’s true. If a man draws a woman at random to be his partner there is a very high chance he’s going to get someone who will bring a tangible positive impact to his life or is at least not going to actively detract from it. Same can’t be said for the opposite case
Fuck them lantern flies im so not ready for them to start emerging … People wanted us to kill them so they dont harm the environment but then there just got to be too many of them. But over here ppl still be killing them like some places you’ll go and their guts will just be splattered all over the ground
Lilys Bad take of the day All of the characters in the oddysey should be swapped !! It would literally make more sense for them all to be fricking ugandan than wasp descent
Is this the album that had Xo tour llif3, I remember i would refuse to listen to it any time I heard it on the radio because he was in the illuminati and demonic
Rate my (potential)Mothers Day gifts Grandma 1: New phone for $80 Grandma 2: Roku stick $30 Grandma 3: phone call 😢 Mom: since my budget is exhausted by this point I am basically going to spend a full day deep cleaning the house. Like Deeeeeeep cleaning. But if I had money id get her a spa gift card cause she’s been really stressed
You know . I could just work them both. Then quit the restaurant when i have to go back to school. That’s actually a good idea. But i wouldn’t have a life
Help me pick a job. I have 2 offers 1: high end department store Pros: -classy -gateway to other bougie jobs in the future get to dress cute Cons: -Never done sales or worked in a commission based environment and dont know how it works Afraid of not meeting sales goals/getting enough clients -Seems hard and confusing i don’t want to hustle i want to work -Potentially catty and competitive coworkers since we’re competing for customers -I’m probably not as fashionable as I thought (didn’t recogniz…
I have to do all sorts of crazy things to my appearance within the next few years before I have to be corporate and look boring. I mean I have the rest of my life to be drab. I’m thinking rihanna red hair
It’s not just eating puhh you should not suck dick either. And sodomy increases your risk of hiv, bowel problems etc, could it be that nature means something by this 🤔
Im in a religious studies class and we’re on Christianity rn and nobody Eve talks about how sad Jesus life was, like from an objective standpoint😢 when I think about him being 💥 on the cross, abandoned by his friends, calling out for his father😢, tears well up…..
I know an international student with rich parents that sent her to a pretty high ranking school here in the US, she bombed 2 semesters straight and had to drop out (don’t know if they expelled her or she just left) and now she goes to a community college near me and is still bombing, some people are determined to destroy their lives, if that was my child she woulda been excommunicated
I blame my parents fr , they made me feel like a wizard for being able to change a profile photo or enter in a wifi password and that’s how they put that stupid idea in my head to study CS
I just discovered what lipedema is and now I have a new irrational fear. Chunky deformed legs. Excess fat accumulation. Fat Can NOT EVER be lost even with diet and exercise. Reduced mobility. Affects 10% of women and only women🙂. Can’t be prevented cause it’s genetic and hormonal. Why is it mainly women that get these bizarre diseases
Who else noticed these days it’s the fat girls that wear very skimpy clothes and skinny girls cover up. Literally saw someone obese wearing what was essentially underwear yesterday
If i ate based on hunger cues id eat like once every 3 days . I think thats maybe how it’s supposed to be. Like back in the day ppl only ate when they caught an animal or grew their plants or whatever
I use to drink hella Celsius every shift back when i had a job it didnt rly make me hyper but instead it made my feet not hurt at all so id be standing for like 6 hours straight and not feel a thing but then my mom found out and she made me stop
I was so internally mean to this guy for being really annoying to me but then i realized he is a transfer and probably just wants friends 😢 Do u ever get moments like that. Moments when you realize other people have feelings and exist separately from u
I knowwwwwwwwww it’s bad ugh but still i believe in giving myself room to make mistakes and then learning from them after all owing $500 is better than owing $5000
Well if im being super honest i just realllyyyyyy like the new colors not necessarily the laptop itself so thats why i was doubtful of getting it for myself
Why . Its rose gold a girly color and physically bigger. Probably more powerful too idk tho. Hes in high school im in college so he gets the little one. Also has sentimental value for me
No its my first time and im just going to ask my parents for more money . They can see how much is in my checking account but not my credit card 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜So they dont know and wont ever know
Im such a consumerist . The other day I was talking about wanting the green MacBook neo but already having a functioning MacBook. Well I have come up with the perfect solution. With my student discount and if I get this student advisor job I can buy it for my brother for his birthday in a few months, that way I still have the satisfaction and dopamine of buying it but I don’t have to stop using mine
Noooo I literally didnt mention a room anywhere in my application or interview like I Really busted ass but they just toss me to the side …. Whatever. I’ll remember this
I hope to god that is the reason thy rejected me. my current Ra is a senior anyway im reapplying next year i NEED a free room i will not compromise But ya im at least happy i made it to the interview process cause most people I know that applied didnt
I got rejected from the RA position im actually rly sad about these . I don’t want to cmmte next year so this means this is gonna be my last time living on my own until i move out and thats in like 10+ years fuck my fucking chungus life bro
So my junior year of high school health class there was this guy that used to be my health teachers student that became a “motivational speaker” and aspiring rapper and came to our class to talk to us about mental health (which was actually just a trauma dump from him about having bpd and going to mental hospitals and stuff” and at the end he decided to sing us his song (which was god awful and made him a laughingstock at the school for a whole week) . at the end of the session he invited us to …
Bpd Seems like a very debilitating disease which is made worse by the fact that they seem to naturally annoy everybody around them . Anybody wanna hear some gossip
I have actually become something of a math whiz recently. I have been the only student that got a perfect score on several quizzes . I had an exam yesterday and expect to get an A
Well im already getting a new phone this year even tho my phone works fine . Maybe if i beg mommy and daddy enough and get good grades I will get a 2 for one specia
Congratulationssss on getting a job is it like a job job with your degree Im proud of you are u still in school Also this will be you when u go to africa have fun https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XyhRLye9itg
Idk Im not sad but I just dont rly want to do anything these days i just go to class but outside of that its so hard to get myself to care about anything else, i dont rly feel like eating or seeing anyone or doing anything Im even using my phone less so i think its that bad
I’m always pleasantly Surprised and bewildered to see old old people (70+) that can use social media websites, bonus points if their posts are coherent, bonus bonus points if they are somewhat up to date on trends/slang. Every single old person i know irl is a complete Luddite
Maybe this is not Pc but I wish they would just fuck off, why cant we just leave these countries alone, If they fight and bomb each other for all of eternity thats literally not our fault Im tired of iran and israel and india
Yeah so guys after watching bridgerton I have one thing to say. The most unrealistic part of this show is not the interracial relationships in regency era England or the clothes or all the happily ever afters for everyone or any of that other shit but the fact that a literal man whore can fall in love Like there lowkey is a lot of tru th to what ppl say on here like once u have enjoyed a certain amount of people sexually like you will lose ur capacity to fall in love in the traditional sense bec…
I Hate old people I hate that they lack fun and whimsy I changed my whatsapp profile picture which I use once in a blue moon to a fun duck face with a 2014 filter on it and my relatives have all start commenting that why is my face like that and I should change it back
I finally have a defensible answer for the Gay son vs Thor daughter dilemma. The correct answer is gay son because theres nothing wrong with being gay and children that are gay are always gonna be gay no matter what kind of parenting they had. Meanwhile if ur daughter grows up to be a thot, overly going and promiscuous, it means that they have daddy issues or u failed them somewhere. Thots?
Who else saw that that Catholic Naziracist conservative griftfluencer Sarah stock was fucking her married boss while she was engaged (a guy who literally got exposed as a gay twink) and lied to her fiance that she was a virgin AND most importantly got an abortion despite being very prolife ???? What this reveals is that all these super trad virginal women tend to be hoes
Scientists need to explain this cause at the start of the every semester me and most other girls have to find a crush it motivates us to go to class i think it’s biological
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This family i know gets their 6 year old son a language teacher so he can be bilingual. But they speak to him in English……and he’s 6. Wouldnt it be easier (and free) to just teach him yourself by idk speaking? People are so confusing
Literally the only attractive bald person on this planet Its funny how as a girl finding someone attractive who u usually wouldn’t literally permanently rewires your taste
Top 3 worst things you can possibly experience Being burned alive Drowning Hearing that annoying noise flies make when they fly past your ear 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Exactly because men are like dogs and women are like dolls and dolls are made of what? Plastic so basically that means we are all gonna get 👅 👅 ugh my mind
What is it with the right wing and finding new random ethnicities to hyper obsess over every week? Mexicans, Haitian , Indians, Somalis and now Venezuelan like what even is this timeline
I know what it feels like to be castrated. My Internet has been slow as fuck I have been disconnected I can’t use TikTok can’t use Instagram not even simple YOUTUBE like literally all. my vitality is gone, Im forced to do things like walk outside or cook or clean
Is this what purgatory feel s like ?? In college I complained that there were no hot guys , Now I see dozens of hot guys a day but theyre all Dirt Poor so it would never go any where . God is taunting me
Do you think if pregnancy became 100% painless and harmless with no adverse effects on the body but child raising because 100x more difficult the birth rate would increase or decrease
If men can listen to artists with rape allegations themselves why cant I listen to someone with a rapist husband … Doesnt mean im in support. I just accept that genius comes with madness
She’s not a real republican she’s a washed up sellout looking for pocket money I don’t think I can listen to her again how could she do this, I looked past the cattiness I looked past the weird husband and I looked past the mess that was pink Friday 2 but this I just can’t take. My heart is broken for real I hate nicki Minaj
This may be offensive and im ready to take the heat . I dislike chronically miserable people. People that always have something wrong in their life and never run out of things to sulk and complain about, Like just smile it’s our first time being alive fr
She thinks…. Trumpies….. are going to accept her and buy her albums..: So many female celebrities have a mind virus that turns them into total birds once they hit like 40
I’ve been hustling by doing Grubhub and Instacart delivery and now im being forced to stop by my family they say its insulting to do that when I have a father I say A if youre not gonna give me the money I need im just gonna get it myself so how is it insulting and B I literally only deliver in a tiny part of my tiny ass county
That moment after you buy something new and it arrives and the high from waiting for it and the dopamine from getting it fades and it becomes just another ordinary item 😕<<<<<<<<<<
Ik like so many indian baddies and even more potential baddies But they dont encourage girls to look pretty in their culture at least in the us. I saw this indian american girls tiktok where her mom made her dress like steve urkel to school but then when she got to the bathroom she’d change, let down her hair and put on makeup. And she was a baddie
The way i literally got a perfect A on 3 finals (and those are just the ones that have come out) And like ….. i think i actually might be Elle Woods. Like im very intelligent
“A man flashes” - Guy leaves his door open in such a way u can see him with his dick out “Someones daughter” - DoorDash girl Analogous i would say, the only difference is door vs window
PRECISELY see this is why ur like one of the only men thats like actually a good and interesting and kindhearted people and like sympathetic to women’s rights likeeee
I wish i could go to jail or a mental hospital like once but not for crimes or anything and not affecting my record just to see what’s it’s like in there
Being old is weird because now im expected to help with family problems. My dad became super angry with my grandmother yesterday and basically berated her in front of the entire household and today she was super upset she hasn’t been speaking to anyone but she asked me to talk to my dad for her . I dont rly know what to do
My brother in christ people have been immigrating since the beginning of time, if the place ur living in isnt conducive to the life you want you leave, basic human cultural instinct its not new at all If nobody ever went anywhere new we would literally all still be fish
Why are women always glazing chops, serious question…… there is no way any of u genuinely think JACK BLACK has sex appeal You and Elle stop virtue singling jack black gives cool fun dad/uncle vibes not sex symbol vibes
So who are all these women impregnating themselves..: last i checked it took 2 to have a kid. And most immigrants are men anyways lol how cowardly. This is a male thing
Left leaning men do stuff like drink matcha lattes and listen to clairo so theyre less masculine but that isn’t a bad thing. My high school had both a tars and a democrats club there was a clear difference in the type of boys that joined
It’s funny how liberal women are better at being traditional women than conservative ones in almost every way. Firstly they look better. Conservative women like looking masculine and that’s why they always have harsh makeup and maralago face. The best makeup artists are always left leaning Secondly, liberal women are just kinder. They make much better mothers but ironically they are less likely to want kids. Conservative women are masculine, not nurturing and lack empathy all traditionally femin…
I hate driving. I Hate driving so much i think it’s so cruel that the average person has the right to drive. And like for most people driving more makes them better but for me the more I drive the worse i get. But if i enjoyed driving ….. henni i would be a millionaire by now. But no I suck so bad that i can only deliver locally
Sometimes i feel like i have a selfish heart. I went shopping today and everything I got was for me even tho Christmas is right around the corner. I keep telling myself it’s because i have no money yet when i get money i only buy stuff for myself. Well my original plan this season was to use Instacart to make money to buy Christmas gifts + pay off my credit card. But it’s looking like ill just use it to shop again
Hi gay baby, where do you rank i and yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 10 being fully enlightened and achieved nirvana and 1 being goycattle media brain slave
Do you ever think about how every single person… every single one, has like a full life and memories and everything. Like they’re not just background characters
It is like madddddddddddddddd gay for a guy that already looks good and can pull easily to be hyperfocusing on his looks like do you think youre a woman???? I think every single look maxer guy has something wrong with them because like let’s be real men dont have to be hot to get girls
I Can’t even lie claviclar is hot but his personality is insufferable so that makes him unattractive. Yes claviclar is unattractive and also he’s lying about his age that guy is like 23 not 19. If you made him actually funny and seem nice to be around i would be on my knees i swear on god
Perpetuating the idea that taller people are classier is not just misogynist and ageist but racist as well :// Can we like try to do better, classy people come in all heights
Yesterday i played with a white dog the dog was so cute but it was irritating because it wouldn’t stop releasing its hair everywhere, i mean you literally touch the dog and hair just flies off. So my black clothes were covered in white fur. People with dogs are gods strongest soldiers Because if it were me the dog would probably be back at the shelter Im so sorry
I’m going to rant about my worst class/Professor this semester -Speaks bad English -Speaks quietly Literally has forgotten what hes doing/talking about while teaching, I Doubt he can actually code -Made the class at 8pm -Everyone (by everyone I mean like only the 5 or so people that actually come) Is awkward, Annoying -We have our final in an hour and we were never given any study guide or like guide on what we’re supposed to do??? -Powerpoints are mostly junk with bullet points and hard to unde…
My brother. Over the past 2 years my brother has become a huge dandy and he is very particular about what he wears especially shoes. A relative gifted him a perfectly good, expensive, new pair of shoes and he GAVE THEM AWAY to my other brother while she was still in the house. It’s not the reaction that gets me it’s the fact that he wouldn’t even wait for her to leave
These days I walk upwards of an hour everyday with a heavy backpack and when it’s time for me to lay down my back is as stiff as a board and it’s so cathartic in fact I’m actually starting to like it
I heard they can block it based on location. And also the average person is not using onlyfans the same was they use tiktok insta and other apps. I dont know how their algorithm works but i think they recommend the more famous women and you have to go out of ur own way to find the type of women ur into. While tiktok will recommend u anything and everything. So it would be way harder
Tiktok chromicles How do you overcome embarrassment?? I started making tiktoks again and theyre doing well but whay i keep struggling with is ppl from my real life finding me i hate it i rly rly do i like having a clear demarcation between real life and online. Literally 2 people messages me today asking if i go to x school. My mom followed me AGAIN. My friends followed me. Its humiliating ive already accepted that the apps are surveying me and thats why they keep showing me to people i know eve…
All 3 of them were Very mean to me for no reason and I was like 17 and him a full grown man so yeah I’ll carry that grudge forever and pray on his downfall 🥳🥳
Tmrw last day of class 🌸 I’m so intelligent that I don’t rly have to study for finals 🌸 Last final this Friday 🌸 then I go home 🌸 And I’m visiting Germany this month 🌸 Life is so good
I have never popped a pimple. I rarely get pimples but when i do they’re just not poppable/juicy ? They usually just get dry and shrivel up not burst when i see videos of ppl popping their pimple and pus comes flowing out i am confused
If you can believe it, I took a month long break from TikTok i have Been feeling bad lately i logged back in and tiktok recommends me bad and negative videos out of nowhere. Im convinced my phone is like reading my mind or something like Ppl always say this as a joke but i rly feel like something crazy is going on
Isnt it funny how earth is a beautiful place and humanity is a beautiful species. But every person with any sort of power literally every single one in all of human history said no Lets enshittify it and make everyone suffer for no reason ahahahaha
Even if I’m not a child. I’m still THEIR child but they’re not acting like it. Bet they will When I start bringing up nursing homes in few decades time
Lowkey mourning it, Js thinking about how there was a time I would think of something and it would be in my hands the next day 🥺 So my childhood is rly over so quickly goddddd why
When I was a little kid I was just spoiled rotten without even realizing. My parents would just lavish me without even me having to ask, Barbies, games, gadgets, clothes, They even built me my own room at one point. (the one thing they never got me was a pet ☹️) And they were even poor back then so you know it was real love. Now the spoiling has nearly stopped and I am lucky if they even send me $50 a week. WHAT CHANGED ☹️
Hmmm like everybody was born by a woman everybody use to be female in the womb and the Y chromosome is literally nothing compared to the X but a man created the entire universe hmmm okay🤔
You def give closeted vibes Tbh. Lesbians typically like untouchable men which aligns with yoy. And now liking Chappel roan? Start taking those buzzfeed quizzes
I have a big speech in public speaking Tmrw and like normally I’m not even nervous it’s just all the sappy shit That our teacher be making us do that actually makes me second guess and actually get nervous . Like she’ll have us all line up and say nice words and it just makes everything feel super high stakes and that actually raises ppl anxiety not lower it what is that called
Better hygiene yes. Nearly all the people on hygiene tiktok are women. Live in cleaner homes yes also but at the same time no I feel like women can be really disgusting in public shared resources . I have seen, truly deplorable things in female restrooms
It’s useful for athletes, health nuts and ppl with too much money. Actually it’s pretty useful if ur like say in a shooting or something cause you can call and text without making any noice or using ur phone
I think people should just be asexual when they get old, Its how god created us anyways. I can not imagine genuinely being attracted to expired dick or vagina
I used to have an iPhone 4 when i was 11 before I got a real phone. It was someone in my familys old phone that i hijacked and took over. When my mom finally bought me an iPhone 6 it was like going from black and white TV to technicolor
I used to b deep in the ecosystem I had airpods an ipad an apple watch iphone and a Mac but theyre all mostly broken or lost now so its Just me my phone and my Mac against the world hahaha
What’s stopping me from moving to an ultra poor country with Worthless money and declaring myself a billionaire? Nothing . Words mean whatever you want them to mean
It was good like 8/10 except my mom made so much stuff that literally no one eats except my dad to the point where i couldnt make what i wanted to cause there was no space or time, Dinner table just filled with bullshjt 💔 But it was still good
Guys i wanna ask how important ur digital footprint is when it comes to like later on when i have to worry about my c*reer and stuff. I mean im not literally hitler i dont post stuff that is offensive i also stopped using my real name online but Im just thinking about 10 yrs from now when im at a job interview and the interviewer pulls up my tiktok like i feel like people would take u wayyyyy less seriously
Omgggg noooo coding makes me want to rip my hair out. Not the actual coding but just yk, the vibe, Especially since ive never had a coding class i liked so you know its probably negative association and trauma and all that
A boring job is my dream Idk why ppl always obsess over this, Work is for making money not for having fun. so u can eventually fund doing the things that you can ACTUALLY enjoy Looking for fun jobs is how u end up living under a bridge holding up cardboard
I love to decorate I’ve also been full of christmas sheer lately and yk just been feeling full of whimsy, everyone is trying to treat me like im annoying but i wont be gaslit Ppl esp men are just too bland they hate everything fun and magical
Zayn and avan are half white tho. It doesnt matter the genes are strong they look full indian Sendhil is okay. There's more handsome dudes around. Like who
I think city boy jj is actually fine but his corniness ruins his fineness We also have zayn Malik, avan jogia, and. <image> The dad from never have i ever
India is actually full of baddies like her but the thing is Indian men think they are ugly which is like so crazy to me. Like the indian women we think are pretty in America are considered ugly in India. For example Simone Ashley and Lara raj
Omggggg and yk that reminds me of my tour guide for freshman orientation i still think about him but he was just so handsome i still see him around but the sad thing is Hes just too old like hes about to graduate but im literally js starting college
Yeah. Ive talked about it before but it’s like theres a Drought of hot guys. i havent seen a HOT guy like irresistibly hot in a very very long while anddd yeah its very noticeable and in fact unhealthy for me as a woman cause u know we need men to be attracted to for like ovulation and stuff
Evennnn the most anorexic unmarried unhealthy 45 yo woman has a higher chance of getting pregnant than some of you do at getting Psy , and that makes me happy 👅
Doesnt feriatric pregnancy officially surpass teen pregnancy as of this year? I read it somewhere And having kids over 40 is very much normal Like weve been doing it for centuries lmao. But i do agree. Companies should stop trying to steal young people’s Chi to sell to the old and wealthy. Its vampiric and demoni c
Heyyyyy guys so im kinda in a dilemma rnnnn Im in a group for my biology lab and we have a group recorded presentation (But we get graded individually) some group members have .. Ykkk… Strayed from the rubric i do want everyone to do well but ive alr corrected someone and they still havent hit every point do I let them not do as well as they can orr js mind my business
If ur ever on twitter and u meet people claiming to be Palestinian refugees or Save Europa people Maga fans or other bad actors there is a 90% chance they’re not where they say they’re from they are actually posting from a slum in India or nigeria. Thanks to a new update that allows us to see when people are posting from
Serious question: How can u call urself a man ?? When u worry about what random people think of u like a 13 year old girl. Go watch the movie if you want . I dont remember the last time I was looking at other ppl in the movie theater instead of the actual movie .
If your friend was cheating on their partner would you tell the partner? Me and my friend actually got into a spat about this . For me personally if i KNOW the partner well i would tell. Otherwise i will maybe scold my friend but im not telling. Im not Jesus it’s not my job to tell so i would just hope the relationship blows apart
This year i dyed my hair ginger near graduation but dyed it jet black when i went back to school because the ginger was uneven but i hated the jet black because it made me look like a ghost but its faded now so my hair is light brown. Umm i also changed my makeup routine. Next time i wont color my hair by myself
These types always find women, they’re called mommy’s boys, and of course the MIL will usually villainize the woman because only men are allowed to be trash
Theres a different type of daddy issues that rarely gets talked about. Girls whos father treated them so well that no man will ever compare. And oftentimes it’s actually true, there are just literally no men out there who can treat her as well as her father did
I was in Precalc today and we came upon a fraction 6/7 When i tell u it took everything to not die of laughter Like everyone was literally looking around smiling. And i felt kinda bad because i didn’t want our professor to think we were laughing at him
I kinda hate the Big boy cuffing season stuff that comes around every winter. If u give me a morbidly obese woman and a morbidly obese man I would not rank them equally. Men literally have no Excuse to be fat. With women we have hormonal things that happen we are also predisposed to get fat so I can excuse a woman being fat . With fat men the only reason they would be fat is because they CANT put the fking fork down
I Have this thing where I have an opinion and I’ll know that it’s really stupid and that I’ll probably not believe it anymore in a few years time but I still believe it for now. So for now. Kids are just meh until im >25
Okay but the thing is I do want kids but I could still be considered childfree Because most childfree women are just ragebaiting and will eventually have children
Is it bad if i say i believe the majority of young women who are child free will eventually (willingly) have kids?? I only believe the ones who are past menopause or have made themselves sterile bc thats called standing on business. Like I’m child free too but like in a kids are lame, career woman rich aunt I have to defy my parents and society way not in an I genuinely don’t want kids way
<image> Could you imagine becoming your husbands caretaker if this happens to him ? I’m honestly inclined to say no. And I don’t know if I would want my husband to be my caretaker in this scenario either
For Clarity I didn’t say this to her but it’s likeee I don’t mind her at all but everybody needs alone time yk and right now I’m getting none. I cant even get dressed normally because she’s always there
Sydney sweeney is truly rarted for cultivating a maga male fanbase. Now all her new movies are bombing and she will be washed up by the age of 30 because maga hates adult women
I would totally f Jacob elordi as the new Frankenstein monster. I really understand how Mia goths character felt in that moment. And guillermo del toro is a great director for recognizing that women are attracted to purity hidden within monstrosity. Like beauty and the beast or Tarzan.
I went to karaoke today and i realized i have a very young sounding voice. Like when im singing i literally sound 14. Which is jarring because My self concept Is that of a mature woman. I’ve never really felt my age. Even when i was 3 I thought of myself as an adult
If men want women to stop wearing leggings and tight pants in public all men should stop wearing T shirts. T shirts were considered mens underwear until very recently
So since my school is racist i had to go in for a blood draw today to make sure i dont have tuberculosis and ohhh godddd it was awful i think i hate getting my blood drawn because once again NOTHING CAME OUT because i genuinely dont have blood in my body
And the mother stayed with him !!!!!!! If you kill my child so you can go watch naked 18 year olds let’s just say we’ll both be in prison, or only one of us because I ….
The thing is most female celebrities and models aren’t meant to cater to the male gaze. Rather to the gay or female gaze. Thats how they maintain longevity. While romance appeals explicitly to women
Idk idk how true it is that rich guys are hot ive seen my Fair share of broke fine shits which is totally heartbreaking but God has to nerf everybody somehow. God nerfed me by Making me a misandrist
<image> It’s funny how in womens romance novels Billionaire ceos are always hot but in real life the vast majority of billionaires are CHOP CHEESE, what is the equivalent of this for men
I swear being a special guy is a legit cheat code in life, disabled guys lives are literally easier than Sunday morning. There is a guy at my school thats literally notorious for sexual harassment, and generally just being a nuisance, authorities are hesitant to discipline him because he’s autistic. Even in middle school sometimes special needs boys would crash out and nothing would happen
In relationships Im extremely transactional in the sense that I won’t let people just be charitable . Whatever good thing you do for me I have to do for you or I feel like I’m indebted and it weighs on me
Ohh and right after that my friend ordered me a camera from TikTok shop and instead of making me happy it just makes me feel like a user Actually crashing out Rn, silently
I HATE THIS MY LIFE WITH PASSIOM FUCK MY CHUNGUS LIFE AHHHHHHH No Cann you believe, can you actually believe i went to play bingo, I WON A ROUND, thought i was gonna Be going home with a new camera, turns out I TIED WITH SOMEONE We had to play rock and scissors AND I LOST AHHHHJHEOSW EUS EVEN THO i said bingo first and was at the table first they made me play in the name of Dei because yk everyonee has to be included now instead of just accepting that life is unfair
I think Nicki Minaj and Azealia banks are not just the greatest female rappers of all time but the greatest rappers ever period. I cant rly stand most male rappers. Myyyyy dick my gun my weed my bitch thats all they fking talk about
I mean no disrespect just curiosity What is the pint of celebrating christmas if their culture doesnt believe in Jesus? U dont see me fasting on ramadan
Its weird how in America we anticipate holidays instead of celebrating them. I was in bath and body works yesterday, and they had Christmas scents out and the holloween themed scents were already on sale/clearance. In turn, some of their Halloween scents literally came out in july. Why are we like this? Capitalism
Conservatives literally have no ideas or beliefs of their own. Of course they don’t like college. Their entire belief system is “If Liberals like it we don’t like it”
I will sue them for invasion of privacy because they keep recommending my page to people I know irl and like Its just embarrassing my TikTok is for the world not my friends Like literally I removed my phone my contacts literally everything from that app and they still won’t stop doing it so I think I should just like dye maybe
<image> I think I’m deadass the smartest person I know how did i get a perfect score on my bio exam, Im not even a bio student , if i do well on my next exam i can bomb my finals and still get an A 😍 God i love my life
To be very honest this is one of her worst songs yet but I’m glad she’s in love. Not surprising though . Happiness and stability usually doesn’t breed creativity ; a lot of artists do their best work when theyre unhappy and or insane
I have this very very annoying thing where i know when i don’t want anything to do with a guy but i also don’t want them losing interest in me or finding someone else . This guy bruh i met 2 weeks he’s so annoying, unattractive to me, weird, like I Gen hate seeing him, talking to him, i have even started ignoring/avoiding him like Hannah said and i see him literally everywhere but if he showed up with a girlfriend one day I would be gagged. I think its leftover biological instincts from caveman …
My roommate is driving me literally fucking insane . Not because she’s done anything wrong. Shes just a l w a y s t h e r e. Any time i enter the room she’s there… sometimes i need distance . I haven’t been able to sing dance try on my costume do private things because she’s ALWAYS THERE ahhhhhh Like me, I spend more time outside of my room than inside but no she cant even give me a solid hour of the day alone
I can only watch soccer during the world cup. Because then I at least have people/countries to root for. I dont care and will never care about random cities in spain or england or whatever country
I dropped my brothers off at homecoming. They told me they need an adult to enter the building .felt like unc meme in real life 💔 I cant believe i was in high school 5 seconds ago and now all high schoolers look and feel like lil ahhh kids to me
And you see , the thing is, this isn’t even abnormal and it’s also why it’s normal and even good tohave a Hoe phase . Everybody should sow they wild oats
Exactlyyy my parents had a better diet back in they country so they have absolutely perfect teeth but noooo they just had to come here for muhhh opportunities and let me eat soft foods and Now look what’s happening
I went to the dentist today and the dentist told me that I badly need to get my bottom wisdom teeth removed now that im still on my parents insurance before they cause problems for me when I’m older and have to pay for the removal myself . I told my mom again and she absolutely will not let me because she’s convinced that American dentistry is a scam and that’s why all Americans end up with dentures because dentists look for any reason to take their teeth out for money.
The right is absolute full to the brim with child rapists as well, theyre just less likely to be brown so people don’t care. The problem is a certain set of people with a certain chromosome shape and genitalia not ideology
I love feminine guys also but my idea of hot feminine is guys with masculine characteristics like the ones i described with feminine features or touches not twinky submissive feminine like the kpop look
I mean seriously there is a shortage of truly hot guys and that must be why fertility is falling all the men these days look like girls and act like them too
Seriously I can’t remember the last time i encountered a man that was significantly taller than me. Or one with a visible Adam’s apple or deep voice or any notable masculine features really . Something is in the air lowering testosterone
Well resident assistant doesn’t have to do with major it’s basically people in charge of managing a whole floor in dorm buildings . I wanna do it because you get a single room, free room and board and you get to be in charge or everyone on ur floor and u get to decorate ur floor and yk super fun stuff and u also get paid for it . Also It’s so humiliating telling people im cs
How do you make somebody stay away from you without being rude? I made the mistake of entertaining a conversation with this guy and Now he is under the impression that we are friends, its not even personal I just dont like having too many background characters in my life
Piggy backing off of what ok coat said i realized i feel like ugliness is really really similar to beauty . I am fond of being in awe of ugliness or like looking at ugly people which is just the exact same way beautiful people are treated just on the opposite side of the beauty spectrum
Im sorry no normal person orders DoorDash and magically happens to leave the door open and “fall asleep” With their dick out … and if you do you definitely should be exposed
Did you see the vs show, I watched for my shaylassssss suni, Angel, and anok . And their makeup looked good unfortunately so many of the outfits looked so cheap and after seeing certain individuals I now understand why short people can’t be runway models. I think being short might even be worse than being obese when it comes to modeling
Im so mad . I got 36/50 on my speech even tho it was a perfectly good speech . Thats why I hate all these bullshit humanities classes . It all depends on how the teacher feels about you that day when theyre grading
Very interesting things have been going on in my family life. Last month I found out I actually have a living grandfather, I always thought he was just dead or something. But it turns out they just never told me of him because he was abusive and abandoned my grandmother and father. And that our family last name is my grandmothers maiden name . I spoke to him today over phone . pretty chill old man
I think my parents are in an unfair division of domestic labor. They work the same , make about the same (Mom actually makes more since she became an NP), but my mom has always spent more time with us and also cooks and Cleans. So how can my father be the head of the household 🤔
Je ne parle francais . But someone invited me to this event for french majors/minors/francophones and they did like a game and it was all in French and I WON despite not even speaking a lick of French. Of course it probably helped that i studied spanish for over 6 years…. But just wow. I can’t believe my power and im only 19
No but like no Freaky shit theres a person dressed up as a wolf in front of my room and i was walking in the forest back to my room and it was chasing people, i started filming it, it saw me filming and it came up and TOUCHED ME like it was rubbing my shoulders then it left
This guy came up to me in the dining hall it turns out we are in the same lbiology class but why did he start flexing that he’s failing the class nothing turns me off more than a stupid mf
Hahahaha canadia could never be mini America it’s a ripoff America with polar bears and French ppl that’s what it is It’s cool when Americans make fun of america. When other people do. It makes me MAD 😡 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
So did i but im learning about it again literally who is gassing these British/indian/canadian/australian people up there is NOTHING wrong with america
Ways i improved my life today . Through tiktok magic i convinced someone to PayPal me $20 i used it to pay $20 on my $150 credit card balance/debt/whatever
It gets you high 🧠🧠 That burning feeling 👌👌It makes you get freaky 💦💦🥵💋 The way it retards your brain 🤔🤔 An d the hangover … Don’t even get me started 🫦
She’s joi from blade runner 2049. I haven’t watched the movie yet. But i really love her little dance and costume looks pretty simple soo yeah i decided to be that https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMr8wdMvEEV/
I get literally so mad when other people use my bathroom . I have ocd around bathrooms my roommate invited a stranger over and they used our bathroom in my head I was screaming get the fuck out
I’m not working but i receive $50 weekly so it will take a long ahhhhhhh time to replenish my money 😭 How did this happen like, i thought i was responsible
I have been too scared to check my bank account balance but i suspect i have less than $400 Remaining 😭😭 I also owe $150 to my credit card and $60 to klarna. I have $200 in cash for emergencies and also because i like having cash. That $200 is very precious to me but im wondering if i should just pay everything i owe. But then i won’t have money left
My roommate has spelled the word “break” as in “fall brake” Two times now on our calendar. At first it was like eh maybe she miswrote it but now i think she genuinely doesnt know the difference between brake and break? Idk if i need to bring this up. I hate preaching to people
What does it say about me if studying brings me immense peace now. Today I studied for nearly 4 hours straight with no breaks, not only did I not notice, but I was happy when I was doing it In high school I couldn’t even sit still for 30 minutes
My biology class is giving me an existential crisis I was studying today and I read about the second law of thermodynamics which posits that entropy in the universe is increasing over time (The universe is losing free energy gradually) and so the Universe will eventually reach a point where their is no more usable energy and that is when it will undergo heat death and die ?????????11?? Thats a billion billion years away but it makes me so sad and scared to think about
I think the guys who say that they are into big mommy milkers are just trying to have fun by repeating a meme and are not really trying to pass as actually interested in it (or at least not THAT much). So …. Performative
Can we talk about male performative sexuality When guys say like .. They want a big titty goth to step on them and spit on them and squash them Things like that, What is up with that
<image> Durrrrrrrr This is peak male beauty. Feminine face but not twinky still a healthy masculine I like guys that look pretty so do most of my friends
And they also support pedophiles . They had a mod that said girls were most attractive aged 12-16, It was a man ofc, they got banned off reddit i said good riddance and they banned me LMAOO
No for the same reason I dont like to pick Christmas and birthday gifts. Its more thoughtful when people already know what you want without you telling them
Thats one thing I loved about being underaged. It was illegal for tiktok to show me tiktok shop and ads. Once I turned 18 they were nonstop. Now I can barely use tiktok anymore. Once I see a tiktok is advertising a product I see red
