Don't forget: If I will sleep with women who claim to be on birth control... Step 1: Get a recording device Step 2: Notify her that I am recording the conversation from here... Step 3: Record her and use it if anything like this happens!
Hey friend! I thought I'd remind you: don't bring a high smv male and if you end up dating or being in a relationship, don't tell any of your girlfriends.
Just in case you forgot: Basic observation: "inexperienced pilots are usually entrusted with smaller planes" Delivery method and body language: (slow, fast, serious, laughing, fast, slow, addressing to the audience, tone) Why the joke works: (Surprise, misdirection, superiority, play on words)
You should always rememeber: if I ever become I rock star, I will never dedicate music to a specific woman. If we broke up, I might be stuck performing it on tour for the rest of my life.
