onestrawpenny Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	Does anyone on here have an actual anxiety disorder? I have that one where I am incredibly anxious that I might have an anxiety disorder, therefore I have an anxiety disorder about possibly having an anxiety disorder. So, yes; I believe fully that I have an anxiety disorder when I am in the "mode" of thinking that I do in fact have an actual anxiety disorder. Who knows? Not us, I mean me; I mean them or I. One of those eleven-dozen folks that speak kindly to me in my head when I nurture my brain-stem-cellular-body with luscious strawberry desserts…	/r/seduction	07/04/16 11:34 PM
2	Men of reddit, how would you like to be approached by the woman/girl that you've been staring at?? I would personally prefer if she were to stop time, throw a series of knives at me and finally top it all off by slamming a steamroller on top of me. Shouting "WRYYYYYYYYYYY" and hitting it until it explodes while repetitively calling me useless in Japanese.	/r/seduction	07/04/16 07:50 AM
1	[FR] Have I lost all my social skills? Not really, sounds like you need to stay hydrated. Every hour on the hour water is leaving our bodies; it's your job to drink. (sometimes drink alcohol.. who am I kidding; lots of the time) ;) Don't let your fear rule you. You're already taking the proper steps to become a cooler person. Maybe you should be the one creating the art that they drool over. Then you won't even have to be remotely attractive at all; your art will speak for you. You've already got stagging dark emotions going on in yo…	/r/seduction	19/03/16 04:14 PM
1	[FR] K closed 2 different girls on St. Patrick's day night. Need advice for one of them. Give her a cute silly text, like "ayyy baybay shorty what's chillin besides yourself because you're so cool. Your smile, laugh and the way you look got me actin a fool." About kissing in public or whatever. Some ladies are shy about that and don't take it personally. It's just their character and manners; maybe they were taught that PDA was something to be avoided or possible had a bad experience. Either way, it sounds like you're doin' it big poppa style and she's totally digging you like you'r…	/r/seduction	19/03/16 03:31 PM
7	Have virtually 0% experience with girls. Point me in some of kind of direction. Just talk to the ladies, they love to talk and you sound like a cool dude. I'm too dumb to go to school but I'm mildly attractive and have a neckbeard nerd thing goin' on and wear fake glasses all the time. You're already more responsible than some stranger on the internet, so go out and rock yourself dude. What makes you laugh and what do you think is fun to do? Wait, don't tell me this. Tell it to a woman, a sexy one with a smooth body. A lot of them feel like that, truth be told. So talk to a…	/r/seduction	17/03/16 06:53 AM
1	Recovery from bad text game? Feeling needy is a good flaw, it means you need your brain occupied by things. You're a thinker, a dreamer. Women love guys like that. As for texting, think of it as an extension of a conversation because it is. It is simply another form of communication; there is no odd wizardry involved other than your typing skills and how well you can write. You didn't ruin anything unless you're one of those guys who just texts all the damn time with no responses. You gotta stay hydrated on an hourly basis,…	/r/seduction	17/03/16 06:21 AM
1	Never had GF before, should I lie about it? If you haven't had a girlfriend before; then you don't have any bad habits. Don't know if that applies here but someone told me that when I got my first job, and having a girlfriend is kind of a job in the way the taking care of a tamagotchi is similar to taking care of a real pet. So kinda sorta; yeah. The answer is yes. But not yes to lying.. no no. No one likes a liar and when you start taking her to lame places she's gonna know you're a freshly caught fish. Don't lie, here's some cool hip ti…	/r/seduction	17/03/16 05:57 AM
3	Recovery from bad text game? Why are you concerned with being what others perceive as normal? You're hurting yourself by "cutting yourself" with your own preprogrammed ideas. This ain't a job; it's two people getting to know each other and showing her a hologram of yourself is really self-defeating. Be yourself, and don't worry about what haters or flakes are gonna say. Jesus, this place is like a damn wholesale store how-to guide. Are people in this time really so vacant and empty that they need some odd form of trickery i…	/r/seduction	17/03/16 05:25 AM
0	Cognitive dissonance in the Seddit community. If you're beautiful none of that matters, and everyone is beautiful in one way or another. I have found that a big wallet in your pants (among other big things in your pants) helps with getting chicks more than anythang. You can try to plan everything but in reality, plans are unfolded easier and faster than they can ever possibly be planned. Life is as it is in nature, variables are constantly being thrown at you in every direction and everyone is different yet so very similar. There is no defi…	/r/seduction	15/03/16 09:25 PM