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"This sounds fair...what chores get you and your sister to blow me at the same time?"
/r/TheRedPill25/02/15 02:14 PM
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This rule applies to her too obviously Because the rule only applies to girls she probably won't mind you fucking other boys because that's exactly what she'll be doing. AWALT
/r/TheRedPill17/02/15 05:13 PM
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Something you can do any place, any time... http://www.hundredpushups.com/ Check out the other sites as well.
/r/TheRedPill05/11/14 04:26 PM
3

Negative...She knows things are headed in exactly the right direction but is still considering "blowing the whole thing up" because she might have to deal with a little self resentment down the road. This isn't honesty, this is hamstering away on the situation until she's managed to convince herself that her actions aren't only acceptable but also justified. ok my window for attracting the best possible mate, starting a family, etc is really going to close up soon Here comes that wall. And I fee…
/r/TheRedPill16/10/14 05:47 PM
3

She can sit at home on a couch watching TV any night of the week...you failed because that shit is boring.
/r/TheRedPill08/10/14 11:48 AM
1

"The attention machine"...and that's why this is the thread of the day.
/r/TheRedPill16/09/14 07:57 PM
9

Got on the keto bandwagon about 2 months ago. Two words: WORTH IT Its like going to food rehab.
/r/TheRedPill07/09/14 12:49 PM
6

Unless you know the source to be utter and complete bullshit, which this is. And why are you watching this garbage in the first place? It's nothing more than BP indoctrination material.
/r/TheRedPill30/07/14 01:51 PM
2

People really live like this?
/r/TheRedPill27/07/14 11:13 PM
22

Yep, she's gone. Now go spend your newly found free time in the gym.
/r/TheRedPill27/07/14 11:04 PM
12

Your hamster is getting the better of you. Unless your failure rate this week is 0/10 everything you're "doing" is only in your head Most important, avoid the "good timing" trap. Most of the time theres never a "good" time or "perfect moment". Don't worry about your method, just say Hi. If your plan is to sit at the bar waiting around for that opening, don't. "Do it right now or leave the bar like a little bitch"
/r/TheRedPill25/07/14 07:13 PM
1

Because contradicts your actual intent, also, in that scenario it makes you look weak.
/r/TheRedPill23/07/14 07:04 PM
1

The moral of the story is a six-figure salary makes you ultimately responsible for delivering the goods regardless of your height, weight, ethnicity, or gender.
/r/TheRedPill18/07/14 03:04 PM
29

They should change titled to "Addickted"
/r/TheRedPill17/07/14 01:16 PM
1

You read that post from earlier about the dude that let his GF post to GW and understand how insane you must be to rely on the stability of a "so fun" 19 year old and her hamster. Then you say "Thanks Red Pill!"
/r/TheRedPill15/07/14 05:23 PM
8

Questioning his motivations and his sincerity will ultimately make him more aware of his actions. Regularly having my motivations and sincerity questioned would be a huge red flag. It's the same thing as someone standing up and saying "I do not trust you". That situation is going to last for about as long as it takes me to find the door.
/r/TheRedPill14/07/14 04:20 PM
3

Check these sites out as well... http://hundredpushups.com/ http://www.twohundredsitups.com/ http://www.twohundredsquats.com/ Obviously these won't replace a full blown gym but then again they cost you nothing and can be done any place at any time.
/r/TheRedPill11/07/14 01:07 PM
1

He's gonna wake up one night with her already on top of him, I guarantee it.
/r/TheRedPill11/07/14 11:11 AM
6

Go to the longest,steepest trail/hill/street you know of and walk up and down 30 minutes at a time, 3 times a day. Wake up early, go right after work, go before bed time. It's free, it's effective.
/r/TheRedPill11/07/14 10:50 AM
1

"I have to look through old texts, emails, and foggy drunken memories (my drunken memories, not his. Because he was sober. Yeah)" So she was drunk the whole time?
/r/TheRedPill23/06/14 10:46 AM
0

I had a best friend when I was 13, but then I grew up. Spin the plate...text your "best friend" while in bed with her.
/r/TheRedPill16/06/14 12:35 PM
9

"He's an asshole teacher who gave me a bad grade and she's a total whore, I hate them both!" <lightbulb> "I'll write an anonymous letter..." That's exactly how it happened.
/r/TheRedPill16/06/14 11:15 AM
14

I heard the whole thing in Thad Castle's voice
/r/TheRedPill22/04/14 09:46 PM
3

FWB/Alpha turns Beta and stays there...
/r/TheRedPill22/04/14 08:10 PM
4

Can't help myself... http://carpaper.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/talladega-nights-cougar.jpg
/r/TheRedPill13/04/14 10:57 PM
1

I concur. Adolescent teens need about 30 seconds to get off. Rather than the daily duration, they should count the daily tally. Those findings would be shot to hell and only reveal the causes of stiff socks and the existence of skeet blankets.
/r/TheRedPill11/04/14 12:49 PM
1

Unless your best friend was white knighting this whole time...be sure you COHF
/r/TheRedPill30/03/14 12:33 AM
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Read this... http://alistapart.com/article/banishing-your-inner-critic
/r/seduction05/03/14 11:52 PM
2

She was ate before she was seven.
/r/TheRedPill03/03/14 01:58 AM
1

Prenups are pretty standard and are workable until you factor children or major financial assets into the relationship. If you don't have a pot to piss in (living on less than 75k Euro a year) they're more trouble and expense than they're worth. That being said, if you're even wondering about a prenup then you've already decided she isn't trustworthy and the marriage is going to fail, skip.
/r/TheRedPill02/03/14 04:50 PM
1

You mean like this shining example who hid in her car to avoid saluting the flag and then bragged about it via social media? http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/feb/25/soldier-hides-avoid-saluting-flag-brags-about-it-i/
/r/TheRedPill26/02/14 06:20 PM
8

Standard hamstering...dislikes any situation it if it isn't on their terms.
/r/TheRedPill20/02/14 11:55 AM
2

Relevant... http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2014/02/13/facebook_custom_gender_options_here_are_all_56_custom_options.html
/r/TheRedPill20/02/14 11:49 AM
1

Here's what the girl really means: "I've pegged you for a chump. I don't think you have options with other women, and I don't think you're willing to walk away, so I'm going to frame this relationship on my terms. We fuck when I want to, and that's going to be after I've made you jump through a bunch of hoops to prove you're my little compliant bitch who's going to give me all the time, resources, and validation I want, at will. If you were a real man, you’d have fucked me already, but I’ve cast…
/r/TheRedPill19/02/14 05:28 PM
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You're developing an acute case of onitis. NEXT
/r/TheRedPill19/02/14 05:26 PM
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You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it.
/r/TheRedPill18/02/14 06:41 PM
1

19 better be a woman...
/r/TheRedPill12/02/14 06:14 PM
7

You know what sucks? That burning feeling when you piss. Know what else sucks? Opening your paycheck and knowing $550 is already spent on child support.
/r/TheRedPill11/02/14 05:57 PM
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http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/12753/hamster-wheel-o.gif
/r/TheRedPill10/02/14 12:51 PM
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Move on and give Walt a shot at it...barring the possible of onitis, I find that most orbiters don't really limit themselves to one possible option. Let them have at it, once Walt declares himself as "taken" he'll abandon his other possible targets thereby releasing a few more validation craving hamsters out into the wild. As a result he's doing you a favor by enriching the field of targets. It sounds like a fair trade off to me anyway.
/r/TheRedPill10/02/14 12:05 PM
47

The title should be: OBSTACLE COURSE ADDED TO FINAL STAGE OF TOUR de FRANCE
/r/TheRedPill04/02/14 11:33 AM
4

Nobody likes cardio, but it's one of those necessary evils unless you want to be a strong fat-ass.
/r/TheRedPill04/02/14 11:31 AM
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My commute into work this morning had me flipping stations (seemed to me that every station playing commercials all at the same time) Eventually I hear one of the morning voices reading a story about an article in Cosmopolitan with the "Top Ten Signs you've been in a relationship for too long". Number One was "Separate blankets"...apparently if a girl and their SO have separate blankets the relationship has gone on long enough and it's time to find another one. Talk about feeding the hamster. So…
/r/TheRedPill04/02/14 11:22 AM
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Except maybe this one... http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/that_lovin_feelin.png
/r/TheRedPill03/02/14 04:51 PM
2

Nothing most men want more than a worn out, pale faced, bad toothed, 41-year old, 235lb, stretch-marked submissive slut.
/r/TheRedPill01/02/14 10:25 PM
1

Skip C, go Java. The money is in mobile computing. Once you have Java you'll only need to pull the Android SDK to be functional.
/r/TheRedPill31/01/14 06:15 PM
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All those good times and no posting? You owe at least one Field Report. Lay it out there brother!
/r/TheRedPill31/01/14 12:29 PM
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I'm pretty sure /r/redpillwomen is just more of the guys from /r/theredpill with second accounts. Classic...
/r/TheRedPill30/01/14 06:06 PM
3

I'm thinking about a red-pill inspired version of "There is no Santa Claus but you can have Christmas every day!"
/r/TheRedPill30/01/14 05:50 PM
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I want harmony and to be a healing tool in his life. What do I do? If he isn't on his way to college he's already spiraling the drain. Cut him off. It's time for him to be a man now. I suggest the Armed Forces. Why? Because I was him 21 years ago and manning up changed my life.
/r/TheRedPill27/01/14 04:13 PM
5

"Can't live without my phone" Fuck the fuck outta here...
/r/TheRedPill23/01/14 02:09 PM
2

Actually the qualifying amount of dicks is "37", but it's the snowball that really seals the deal.
/r/TheRedPill23/01/14 11:27 AM
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I'm not 100% sure what a "douche nugget" is, but she should probably get that checked out.
/r/TheRedPill22/01/14 12:59 PM
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Cross that kind of shit off your list of possibles... http://www.returnofkings.com/26969/4-types-of-bargain-bin-pussy-that-you-should-avoid
/r/TheRedPill22/01/14 11:42 AM
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("it took me a few years but i realized I actually want you, mr.nice guy with sizeable income and job stability!") NO ("Oh god what is that? A wall? I better get my hooks into random mr.nice guy beta with sizeable income and job stability willing to support me and my children")
/r/TheRedPill16/01/14 03:54 PM
2

I have previously and would without hesitation plate an older woman again.
/r/TheRedPill16/01/14 02:52 PM
9

Beta: "Casper, you and your wife have the BEST parties! Thanks for inviting me, I had such a great time!"
/r/TheRedPill15/01/14 12:00 PM
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Welcome. My suggestion here is to read the contents of the sidebar and then start scrolling down and researching into what TRP is and what it isn't. Most importantly, it will be best for you not to have any expectations of magical results and transformations. This is not an overnight process. This is not a quick fix. This will require more effort on your part than you're aware of at the moment and regardless of the amount of effort and commitment you put into TRP, your mileage may vary.
/r/TheRedPill14/01/14 04:55 PM
8

I've also bought her a very nice vibrator Well there's your problem right there...lol
/r/TheRedPill14/01/14 12:54 PM
2

This just set the tone for my whole week...the perfect wake up on a Monday morning. Thanks for posting.
/r/TheRedPill13/01/14 11:39 AM
2

Just some feminist nonsense... http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1umpvs/microrape/
/r/TheRedPill10/01/14 10:21 PM
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His biggest mistake was apologizing. Quick domestic lesson here: If you ever find yourself in a scenario where the police have been called on something you supposedly did (touched, microraped, insulted, etc) and the officers in question are encouraging you to apologize to diffuse the situation DO NOT APOLOGIZE. This trickery is to get you to make an admission of guilt and can be used as reason to detain you in extreme cases. Keep your guard up!
/r/TheRedPill10/01/14 04:24 PM
0

I couldn't be in the same room as that.
/r/TheRedPill10/01/14 04:16 PM
4

A particularly memorable dodged bullet of mine was a solid 8 right up until she mentioned having two separate felony assault charges...one involving a frying pan, the other a softball bat. A shit test for sure, but also a defense mechanism so I could empathize, but I wasn't getting wrapped up in that nonsense. Also, keep an eye out for bad or random ink...always a visual indicator that she just isn't right in the head. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
/r/TheRedPill09/01/14 11:53 AM
2

It'd be a waste of time to research and post the stats...but yeah, the lower brackets are more likely to react with physical violence.
/r/TheRedPill09/01/14 11:48 AM
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I hooked up with one who didn't want the lights on because of the way my body looked compared to hers...self-esteem issues only get worse when the hamster gets rolling.
/r/TheRedPill08/01/14 11:37 AM
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"Why don't you try dating Fat Lisa? She's got a nice mountain too!"
/r/TheRedPill08/01/14 11:31 AM
3

The problem starts when developing children see the smaller, weaker individuals being given an easy way out on a case by case basis. It's hypocritical. You can't tell a child that everyone is equal while making him/her work as you're letting others do none based on their lack of ability. Children these days don't get the opportunity to "win some, lose some" before they come of age. It stunts their concepts of what benefits come from hard work and achievement. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6-fs…
/r/TheRedPill06/01/14 12:56 PM
2

I think I may have under estimated how much time and effort it really takes to mold my self into the person I want to be. I think I'm guilty of trying to accomplish gigantic goals all at once and I slip into a depression when my unrealistic expectations of myself aren't met. Don't take this the wrong way, it's not meant to detract but it's not sugar coated either. Your statement here shows that you realize additional time and effort will be involved. The fact is that you've most likely become ac…
/r/TheRedPill30/12/13 02:35 PM
0

100% agreed. So what if one of them happens to be a slut, if she blows your mind (repeatedly) and doesn't set your dick on fire in the process then wheres the issue? It's better than going home alone and so long as you're not scraping the bottom of the barrel then I really fail to see what the problem is? I've had dozens, and the only I actually had any regrets was when they didn't perform as expected. Never pass up a sure thing, never
/r/TheRedPill24/12/13 01:54 PM
2

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/80504729/Guns+N+Roses+Lies+guns_n_roses_gnr_lies_a.jpg Bonus upvote if you can spot the RP content on that album cover
/r/TheRedPill17/12/13 11:54 AM
3

Too late, four seconds after the peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth he attempted to scrape it out with a loaded .45
/r/TheRedPill16/12/13 10:18 PM
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Just to be clear, you will supplement her income no matter how you cut it. Now that we have that sorted, yes, you are being set up...only it's not by her, it's by yourself. Breaking it down to the simplest terms, you are providing a roof, a meal, a refuge, and all without any strings attached. She can walk away anytime she thinks she's found something better or gets tired of ramen noodles and hot dogs. Recommendation: Tell her she might have to delay grad school for six months because you can't …
/r/TheRedPill13/12/13 11:38 PM
1

There are those with the maturity levels to handle the "power" and wield it properly...and there are those that would destroy themselves and those around them. It's the same reason the nuclear super powers don't hand out the technology to those who haven't been able to develop it themselves, they didn't learn it, didn't earn it, and won't respect it.
/r/TheRedPill13/12/13 06:12 PM
1

There's absolutely nothing wrong with knowing what/who you want and going after it in the best way you know how. The fact that you've asked this question shows that you'll be cognizant of the condition when it begins to occur. The question when the time comes is will you control it? Or will you let it control you?
/r/TheRedPill13/12/13 04:28 PM
2

Good post. A good majority of the people I see failing at life are unprepared for what comes at them because they don't think about it. Obviously you don't waste time worrying about the unthinkable (i.e. you caught an advanced form of flesh eating STD and "How am I going to live without lips and fingers?")...but you damn sure better be ready because nothing is impossible, things are less likely to happen. That being said, I'm sitting between Better and Beast. My social circle would be shot to he…
/r/TheRedPill13/12/13 03:54 PM
3

Polyamory is a hell of a drug...
/r/TheRedPill13/12/13 03:33 PM
2

The "Shut-up" is coming.
/r/TheRedPill11/12/13 05:21 PM
3

Came here to make reference to Catwoman...was not disappointed For your time...
/r/TheRedPill11/12/13 04:34 PM
2

Refer to this graphic What you describe is entirely possible...but is more likely to exist in the 1-4's than the 7-9's. You're going to have to make some tough choices sooner or later.
/r/TheRedPill11/12/13 02:53 PM
3

Man, there's gonna be so much more dancing on Maury (in for a few $$$)
/r/TheRedPill09/12/13 01:57 PM
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99% of what they're talking about (with the exception of the Swedish/Feminist cinema rating story) involved some sort of compensation for the women involved. These are professional women who do it for the power, money, fame, respect, status, and all the goodies that come with it. On a more personal note, I believe the marketing company hired to do that commercial for Fiat should be considered for any product making use of televised commercials. If you're going to waste an average of 3.5 minutes …
/r/TheRedPill06/12/13 12:45 PM
5

Is it just me or does that guy look and sound like he's on the verge of tears?
/r/TheRedPill06/12/13 12:34 PM
1

The only mistake I see here is that you didn't rub one out on her toothbrush.
/r/TheRedPill06/12/13 12:07 PM
0

"It depends on the person you’re with and what they want to do." Not hard to tell the bottom of that job ad reads "Single-standards need not apply"
/r/TheRedPill05/12/13 01:09 PM
1

I think that at those ages, more than anything, I would've liked to have some kind of TRP guidance counselor. Having someone to bounce the "what did I do wrong?" questions off of would've been exceptionally useful in my learning the ways...maybe you could just offer your services if they ever feel the need to ask.
/r/TheRedPill04/12/13 06:52 PM
2

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/55425_o.gif
/r/TheRedPill04/12/13 06:34 PM
6

Disassemble your phone and outfit it with a radio-frequency jammer to block phone signals If her phone works, she won't be able to ignore you. If your phone works she'll ask to "borrow" it and will be texting the guy who'll be banging her 65 minutes from now.
/r/seduction04/12/13 04:29 PM
1

Decide to go out just to be out there - pronounced "Have actual fun" Eventually the switch will flip over permanently and your relaxed demeanor and ingrain itself as static. You'll maintain your frame of mind regardless of the girl in question.
/r/seduction04/12/13 04:25 PM
3

Easy, three new sizes priced on the additional amount of fabric required for compensation..."Stretchy", "Pully", and "Rubby"
/r/TheRedPill04/12/13 03:43 PM
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Nope, spot on. It's right up there with Tosh when he says "Being an ugly woman is like being a man, you're going to have to work"
/r/TheRedPill04/12/13 02:44 AM
5

Man, the 2016 Olympics coverage is gonna suck!
/r/TheRedPill04/12/13 02:24 AM
2

Only 97 sandwiches to go
/r/TheRedPill02/12/13 03:30 PM
2

You're talking divorce lawyer and you're not even married yet? This is called "setting yourself up to fail"...do not get married, ever. The likelihood that you will leave with 100% of your finances intact is approximately ZERO. And for your kid's sake just keep leaving them in the shower drain, they're better off that way.
/r/TheRedPill29/11/13 12:39 PM
4

"I get wet every time he makes the sign of the cross" -Said no christian girl ever
/r/TheRedPill29/11/13 12:34 PM
2

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/723/mah-nigga.jpg
/r/TheRedPill28/11/13 01:49 PM
1

Sure Shot
/r/TheRedPill27/11/13 06:50 PM
0

No.
/r/TheRedPill27/11/13 05:59 PM
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She gets to choose, me or him. This is blue pill bullshit. She chose, she was there with you and your beta-wired brain got the better of you. I hope this comes to serve you as a valuable TRP lesson.
/r/TheRedPill27/11/13 12:11 PM
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Their entire media group leans liberal feminist. I had to stop reading Gizmodo and Jalopnik due to the snarky political comments their writers would interject into the comments sections, seems they couldn't get enough of themselves in print...really, all I wanted from them was tech and automotive content, not who they thought I should be voting for or what I should believe in.
/r/TheRedPill27/11/13 12:21 AM
1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-7a6sGNHQ See how much fun these guys are having with their plates? ;)
/r/TheRedPill26/11/13 11:58 PM
1

Nice
/r/TheRedPill26/11/13 11:52 PM
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No. As stated you were under surveillance...maintain the frame. Look at her sideways, smirk, keep walking.
/r/seduction26/11/13 11:51 PM
1

http://i.imgur.com/ywm4fKY.jpg
/r/TheRedPill25/11/13 11:50 AM
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"how does he sense a woman would have an abortion? is that like a spidey sense?" This one is gold-worthy
/r/TheRedPill20/11/13 06:25 PM
2

Publisher's Response....perfection "It is not our job as a men’s publication to ensure everything we write does not offend 7 billion human beings on this planet, so there is no legitimate reason to remove the article" And the link at the bottom of the article is right on time... How Feminist Censorship Introduced Me To The Red Pill
/r/TheRedPill20/11/13 04:30 PM
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And again...just making sure it finds its way... http://www.returnofkings.com/14403/helping-friends-who-have-no-game-is-a-bad-idea
/r/TheRedPill20/11/13 01:14 PM
2

This... http://www.returnofkings.com/14403/helping-friends-who-have-no-game-is-a-bad-idea
/r/TheRedPill20/11/13 01:13 PM
3

I haven't laughed like that since I read Tucker Max.
/r/TheRedPill20/11/13 12:11 PM
2

I don't believe in unicorns ;)
/r/TheRedPill19/11/13 04:41 PM
1

Nope. I tend to ignore anyone who doesn't have anything to offer.
/r/TheRedPill19/11/13 11:45 AM
3

There’s a 5-year-old child here, imagine how a child feels when your father says "You were only meant to be a snack!!”
/r/TheRedPill18/11/13 10:06 PM
2

The bag always seems to get in the way, and if you're not careful you'll end up with an emergency tear situation...go for the big sunglasses man, its a quick +2 for any butterface.
/r/TheRedPill18/11/13 06:32 PM
2

Fuck this noise, I'm going back to /r/pokies
/r/TheRedPill18/11/13 03:56 PM
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The word "you" appears in 8 of the 10 ways. Of those 8, all of them are open to the interpretation of the hamster and immediately become a source for shit tests and increased wheel speed. This article is standard feminist propaganda.
/r/TheRedPill18/11/13 03:35 PM
2

It's the Paula Dean effect. Find a distasteful element or story in someone's past, then jizz it out all over the internet and mass media outlets as if it happened just this morning. Standard internet judgement protocols will disregard date, context, and any positive aspects of the individuals character. (Seriously, they could have given 8-figures to St. Judes in the past year and it wouldn't matter) People don't give a shit when it happened, just that someone says it did. They're almost always w…
/r/TheRedPill18/11/13 03:08 PM
8

Talent? You mean like v-neck sweaters and D-cups? lol
/r/TheRedPill18/11/13 01:46 PM
1

"Fiddy"
/r/TheRedPill18/11/13 12:21 PM
2

All I can think of is the UK girls from Zoo and Page 3 who spend their time in Morocco sunning and screwing the boys from the millionaire's club. Now ask me what I'm doing with all my lottery money ;)
/r/TheRedPill18/11/13 12:19 PM
13

But we all know men and women can't be friends. Sure I've got quite a few female friends. Every single one of them has a great pair of tits. Beyond that I honestly can't say I place much value on the friendship.
/r/TheRedPill18/11/13 12:08 PM
5

All two of them?? lol
/r/TheRedPill18/11/13 12:04 PM
3

Fuck it...better safe than sorry
/r/TheRedPill15/11/13 06:45 PM
2

My bad, thanks!
/r/TheRedPill15/11/13 04:55 PM
1

I'll be starting my mornings there from now on, thanks!
/r/TheRedPill15/11/13 12:07 PM
2

Never saw it, laughed well
/r/TheRedPill15/11/13 12:01 PM
2

Congratulations on defining what will be the definitive anticlimax of your life. Five bucks says her and Lolo Jones follow each other on Twitter.
/r/TheRedPill15/11/13 11:44 AM
2

2nd - But the image of these two is priceless whatever the truth might be.
/r/TheRedPill15/11/13 11:32 AM
2

But it's not in the list??? http://heartiste.wordpress.com/the-sixteen-commandments-of-poon/
/r/TheRedPill15/11/13 11:27 AM
9

I make it a point to break off contact the minute I see text-spelling (i.e. "fukn" and "ur") as well as a complete lack of punctuation.
/r/TheRedPill14/11/13 06:21 PM
2

Back extensions are a MUST.
/r/TheRedPill14/11/13 01:54 PM
2

I do the over the shoulder carry thing a lot (maybe more than I should?)...but being 6'3" makes it that much more dramatic for any girl I happen to pick up. Disclaimer: Do not attempt this the first time without practice, you'll fail miserably
/r/TheRedPill14/11/13 01:43 PM
3

I read that twice for the sake of any woman who would be too offended to finish the whole thing.
/r/TheRedPill14/11/13 01:34 PM
2

Correct...you are NOT turning down sex... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90qpDg5y7Lo
/r/TheRedPill13/11/13 06:35 PM
0

Much like a vodka tonic or a hamburger makes me happy, the experience and pleasure exists in the consumption. In this, I appreciate the positive effect these things have on my mood yet I always remember that as good as these things are they can't last forever. TL;DR: I enjoy the good things whenever possible but never develop an emotional attachment to anything I know won't last.
/r/TheRedPill13/11/13 05:32 PM
14

It sounds to me like somewhere along the way the life decisions up until this point have served to remove whatever passion/challenge she saw in your relationship. She's bored because there's no longer any challenge in maintaining the relationship. I'm most disturbed with her ability and your willingness to be devalued in front of your own children. The fact that you allow it to go on is ridiculous. Flat out: When she starts working next year, and the numbers start adding up to where her "salary"…
/r/TheRedPill13/11/13 03:34 PM
1

People typically can't fathom the importance of maintaining a proper angle on the steel. Enter the Chantry Knife Sharpener ($40)...my $20 8" chef is as sharp as the $200 10" Wusthof...regardless of price, it's a fantastic "steel". http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41WOtmv5tOL._SY300_.jpg
/r/TheRedPill13/11/13 02:36 PM
2

One word short, most women can't understand normal thinking.
/r/TheRedPill13/11/13 02:10 PM
3

Tell me more about the neighbor lady with the chocolate chip cookies...I get a feeling she's more likely to want me to be a little hard on the beaver.
/r/TheRedPill12/11/13 04:38 PM
1

Ahhh yes...the good ole Analysis Paralysis. Your addiction is to the high rate of success stories here. The endorphins surge after consumption and you're forced into hamster mode trying to comprehend and question "Can it really be that easy?" Not to get all political here, but healthcare.gov was a tremendous idea in theory. Obviously the execution left so much more to be desired. You can't win if you don't play, so execute! My advice rings in tune with every other response to your question...get…
/r/TheRedPill12/11/13 11:34 AM
2

I've been using this for years and never even knew it had a name...sweet :)
/r/TheRedPill11/11/13 06:37 PM
0

Definitely a fourth vote here
/r/TheRedPill11/11/13 05:52 PM
7

2nd...It's the same reason female pharmacological sales reps are so successful at selling drugs with side effects like nausea, impotence, and anal leakage.
/r/TheRedPill08/11/13 11:35 AM
3

My friend: "Well, your friend is kinda of a bitch, y'know?" For a second I thought he was talking about the beta BF I recommend making moves on Girl 2 AND the whore.
/r/TheRedPill08/11/13 11:31 AM
19

AKA "So you've swallowed The Red Pill..." AKA "The TRP To-Do List" Be in good shape. Flabby = Shabby Beat AA...approach in the day. Be clear about your intentions. Your time is valuable, don't let her waste it with games and shit tests. Don't talk about personal things, that's the fast track to the blue pill Have a cool job/hobby...be an airline pilot if possible. Avoid cock-block situations, they're her friends, not yours. Save your cash Don't eat the same plate more than two times a week Do no…
/r/TheRedPill07/11/13 04:23 PM
2

Your scale is your own mixture of personal preference and idealism. I have only been in the physical presence of an actual 9/10 maybe three times in my life...and given my age, that's saying something. None the less, don't let anyone tell you where your 8's 9's and 10's are. (JJ? Dude, you're liable to have dual thumb sprains, go get checked out!) As for the original question...It's very likely that you have a bit of inner conflict going on with the things you've always been told you should do (…
/r/TheRedPill07/11/13 12:05 PM
2

By far the funniest thing I've seen all week...thanks!!
/r/TheRedPill07/11/13 11:47 AM
0

No disrespect intended here, your numbers are impressive, but in terms of closing the deal the commission on a few Hyundai's doesn't come close to that of a single Porsche or a Benz. Look at what you're referring to as "success" from TRP standards. Are you walking around pulling HB6-7's in a relatively short span of time? What was the mean average of the numbers vs your F closes? If your numbers average is higher than your closes, its possible that you need to up your game by redefining what suc…
/r/TheRedPill07/11/13 11:36 AM
11

"Jenn Tisdale, 33, a stand-up comedian and writer from Washington DC" Total publicity grab, surprising it took a month to get out there...too bad all the "sex-tape fame" got used up back in the early 2000's.
/r/TheRedPill06/11/13 03:36 PM
5

I also had to chuckle at his goal of writing three books.
/r/TheRedPill04/11/13 06:49 PM
4

Diving deeper into the website behind it, they're both batshit crazy (suicide attempts and fleeing the city/state/country). Obviously the "only" option was retreating into the "perfection" that was their childhood. I can tell you if I end up marrying a girl I was dating when I was 15 years old they probably won't have to ask why I put a gun in my mouth.
/r/TheRedPill04/11/13 06:48 PM
3

I'll admit that the last time I played air hockey I lost 10-8...but the winner wore a tank top and was a solid C if not D. It was the best loss I've ever suffered.
/r/TheRedPill01/11/13 12:07 PM
19

The problem with any college is the misguided expectation of being handed a $50k job within hours of graduation. It just doesn't happen. Regardless I wouldn't be where I am financially without some form of verification as it applies to my education(degrees, diplomas, certifications) So the advice here: have a plan, they're not just giving it away.
/r/TheRedPill31/10/13 03:11 PM
2

As the saying goes, it takes two to tango. Regardless, there's no excuse for that kind of nonsense.
/r/TheRedPill29/10/13 05:02 PM
2

Who can forget... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEPoO08IMog
/r/TheRedPill29/10/13 04:44 PM
1

Obviously she's in the early stages flaking...get out now.
/r/TheRedPill28/10/13 12:15 AM
1

Beetlejuice being a strong second.
/r/TheRedPill25/10/13 05:47 PM
1

Unless she's following you into the fitting room...skip.
/r/TheRedPill25/10/13 05:47 PM
2

Always remember to feed the hamsters.
/r/TheRedPill25/10/13 05:45 PM
1

I've always held it the other way around... Don't eat where you shit -or- Don't fail the same way twice
/r/TheRedPill25/10/13 05:25 PM
1

Definitely time for that trip to Vegas.
/r/TheRedPill25/10/13 05:03 PM
1

Dude...
/r/seduction25/10/13 04:46 PM
1

Plus she probably has friends, who have friends....who might be smoking hot!!!
/r/seduction24/10/13 10:52 AM
7

Agreed on the cynicism, fortunately not all women are that far out. As I read it, I believe the idea of the article was to force the reader to question the reality of their current role and standing. Who wants to be the alpha in this story? Everybody Who wants to be the beta in this story? Nobody
/r/seduction23/10/13 04:40 PM
2

Avoid publicly diminishing your value to a female at all costs. Save that shit for the most intimate of settings when you can reveal your "weakness" to her and only her. She'll think she's special, and chicks dig that shit. Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.
/r/seduction23/10/13 04:32 PM
1

Sex on the first night? In the first week? After the first month? Not necessarily a necessity. But the lack of can become an issue depending on who you're dealing with. Whatever you do, don't avoid the experience because you don't think its "love". Turning down what only comes natural causes them to sit up late at night going "What's wrong with me? What did I do wrong? Am I ugly?" You're not hitting any home runs by telling them "No I don't want to have sex with you" and "No, I don't actually lo…
/r/seduction23/10/13 03:14 PM
6

No, it doesn't matter. Forget about trying to discover the root of the reasoning. Its a waste of your time and potential. Pondering the failed events of the night serves no other purpose than to add fuel to a possible AA fire. Keep in mind, whatever your approach/line/opener is, you're repeatedly posing a question to the target. So regardless of whatever it is you're saying or doing, the question pouring forth from your mouth is "Yes?" The goal, of course, is to garner a response of "Yes". Takin…
/r/seduction22/10/13 11:37 PM
5

Her ex was there? That's a red flag you should've seen the moment it was mentioned. I'd say you got the sum of what you were getting that night. It sucks you had to deal with the hassle. Next time get her number and bail out rather than stepping in that situation. Also, If he took your place and she didn't say anything you were probably a warm up at best.
/r/seduction22/10/13 03:40 PM
1

"He's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit." - Ferris Bueller Sounds to me like you're just being lazy my man, no two ways about it. And the thing is you've probably got way more going for you than 75% of the would-be players you see out there. Introversion is all good and well, but you're beginning to let it define you and by proxy, your social and sexual potential. You say you're able to come out of your shell, you'd better get out there before all the good o…
/r/seduction21/10/13 05:46 PM
2

Stick to the plan, restrict your communications to non-verbal for at least another month. After a month, it'll really just be about the absence of the physical attributes...you might even figure out that the only reason you consider her a "friend" is the FWB perks of the relationship. Here's the lesson: You're 21...life as you both know it is transitioning out of a very small and comfortable view of the world. People outgrow their childhood, and girls mature faster than boys. You follow me? Here…
/r/seduction18/10/13 02:35 PM
2

"I friendzoned you like ten minutes ago." That's so money you don't even know it!
/r/seduction17/10/13 04:05 PM
3

You're clinging to your idea of perfection from a pre-trauma existence. Find a way beyond the trauma by realizing that surviving it has made you a stronger person. Clinging to this dream is preventing you from emotional maturity.
/r/seduction17/10/13 03:55 PM
2

"I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks. " - Joe Cooper Yes, it gets easier if you do right by yourself. No disrespect to the blue-collar types, but I've been on both sides of that fence. If the likelihood of you smelling like your job at the end of the day is high, you're not gonna get what you think you deserve. Mark my words, having a good paying, high-exposure job in a corporate environment basically asking someone to funnel women direct…
/r/seduction17/10/13 03:50 PM
-4

You're living in a text-based world...and people are used to getting it in doses of 140 characters or less. If someone calls you annoying, maybe it's time to dial it back a bit. Be engaging towards people, but keep the commentary brief, and don't go off on a tangent or extend the conversation unless it's going somewhere decent. You'll be 21 soon, and it's important that you know how to have a mature conversation with people. Unfortunately you're going to find that people who find you annoying ar…
/r/seduction11/10/13 04:59 PM
2

Sounds to me like what you did was just uncommon these days but it's also a great way to get some easy intel on the local bars and clubs...particularly the quality in patrons.Typically if I find myself in that situation I'll ask "Hey man, how's the wildlife in here" And if they don't know what you mean...."You know...wildlife...females?" If anything you've introduced them to a pretty decent expression they weren't aware of before. Maybe gives you a little social value in their book and also migh…
/r/seduction11/10/13 01:52 PM
-1

Take this somewhere else... http://www.reddit.com/r/askseddit
/r/seduction10/10/13 05:41 PM
1

Raging flashbacks to this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B4fl7vqi5g
/r/seduction10/10/13 05:34 PM
8

Classic bait and switch...she said she wouldn't get attached to get you attached and ended up getting attached instead. Lost cause. Next move: Approach Tori with "no attachment fuck buddy" proposal.
/r/seduction10/10/13 12:46 PM
1

You've gotta get in front of her man...texting for a date is fishing without a hook.
/r/seduction10/10/13 10:16 AM
1

Sounds like you've got it together, just keep a good eye on it sneaking up on you. I went to Au Bon Pain the other day thinking "Semi healthy". Got the grilled chicken avocado sandwich and then found out it was 2000mg sodium.
/r/seduction09/10/13 02:07 PM
1

I'm also big on the supplements, which is how i discovered that salt and caffeine would make me "pop". Generally I try to limit the salt intake because I know it's gonna happen if I overdo it. If I need not to be sweaty in 12 hours, I'm eating super clean. There's a video of a dude on Youtube that shows how they take "before and after" pictures out of order. At first he's totally ripped, but then he eats a big bag of potato chips and drinks a 2-liter of coke in order to retain water to get that …
/r/seduction09/10/13 01:35 PM
1

I get this whenever I have more salt/sodium and caffeine than I should...unfortunately I love me some Diet Dew. Reduce your salt/sodium intake, stick to water, the problem will abate itself.
/r/seduction09/10/13 01:09 PM
2

Serious @ 20 years old? Fuck that, you're in that "leaving for no reason is still ok" window. Plus you're about to turn the corner with a whole new set of possibilities involving alcohol. Limiting yourself to what you've got right now is the WORST POSSIBLE DECISION you'll ever make. The action I turned down at 18 because I was in a 5-month committed relationship...just thinking about it pisses me off!!! edit:missed a word
/r/seduction09/10/13 01:03 PM
1

Exercising WILL change your life...but don't think you need to join a gym to do it. I'm looking at solving problems 1 and 4 as you've listed them. You live in a big city, so pick a place to eat that's at least 1 mile from your apartment and walk there...do this three times a week. Make sure the food is semi-decent for you, you don't want to damage your own progress. Measure your progress 30 days from now, adjust as necessary (longer distance walks and better food choices) Report back on November…
/r/seduction09/10/13 12:57 PM
1

*2) The girl feels (slightly) insecure and wants to talk to you more because she knows she is not on your pedestal. * This is HUGE. If a girl believes that she's already above you, then you never had a chance in the first place. Get her head out of the clouds and back down to a level playing field so you can find out if it's even worth the effort.
/r/seduction09/10/13 12:13 PM
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