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17

How is babby formed
/r/seduction12/06/26 11:22 AM
24

I have bad news for you...
/r/seduction12/12/25 05:36 AM
2

You sound like the guys in my Signal chat
/r/seduction29/03/25 11:23 PM
12

Actually the official devirginatiom radius is 2.3mm. Even if the penis isn't inside, but is within that distance of the vagina, it counts. Source: National Virgin Standards Institute.
/r/seduction24/01/22 12:47 PM
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Fuckboys: want to fuck a lot of women Artist-in-Residence-: "Omg, look at those homos"
/r/seduction03/09/21 11:11 AM
8

Agree, cut out all the euphemisms like "Reubenesque" and shit like that. Just be like, "Yo, I like seeing your thighs rub together when you walk like two seals sensuously mating. Gets me hard. "
/r/seduction01/09/21 11:23 AM
2

I'm imagining you as a plumber right now and you can't do anything about it
/r/seduction18/08/21 12:52 PM
-8

Or even gender. Would it hurt the OP to refer to the girl in the story as just a person? She's not defined by her gender, and her gender is irrelevant to the story. Personally, I would have enjoyed the story more if I could imagine the girl as a 300-lb male plumber named Hank.
/r/seduction18/08/21 11:34 AM
165

Phew. I thought it was all over for me as an 83-year-old. I'm gonna fuck some bitches.
/r/seduction05/07/21 06:46 PM
63

Ok, but what if I've missed my 30s too?
/r/seduction05/07/21 06:09 PM
12

Is "Sure, go ahead" not considered consent anymore, you little snowflake?
/r/seduction18/06/21 11:21 AM
168

Anyways, your brain doesn’t finish developing until you’re 25. Joke's on you, I'm 34 and my brain is only 12% developed. If you need me, I'll be in WSB.
/r/seduction25/02/21 02:02 PM
35

It's true. The woman's brainstem releases a powerful hit of oxytocin which binds to the dopamine receptors in the uterus every time she has sex, activated by the man's pheromones. It's really kind of technical to explain but basically if you want to make a woman fall in love with you, you have to collect a boar's urine and soak the woman's tampon in it. The activated pheromones from the boar urine will absorb through the vaginal membrane, making her fall in love with you. This is guaranteed to w…
/r/seduction15/06/20 07:19 PM
12

If you have to, see a sex worker, there's no shame in doing it to take care of your health. Ah, yes, health. As the adage says, a hooker a day keeps the doctor away.
/r/seduction24/03/19 03:28 AM
9

How often should you have sex according to your age: 0-100 years old: AS OFTEN AS YOU'D LIKE TO This chart brought to you courtesy of Common Fucking Sense Institute.
/r/seduction13/01/19 04:03 PM
11

Straight up - act like it's one of your guy mates. I disagree. Don't Dutch oven her.
/r/seduction30/12/18 03:10 PM
27

Man, if you can afford to go on exotic/foreight vacations, and have a penis, getting laid does not seem that difficult. Man, if you are over 6 feet tall, and have a penis, getting laid does not seem that difficult. Man, if you earn more than $50k, and have a penis, getting laid does not seem that difficult. Man, if you can work out and have muscles, and have a penis, getting laid does not seem that difficult. Stop making excuses and live your best life.
/r/seduction27/09/18 03:50 PM
8

Would you fuck a girl any sooner if she took you on a fun date? If a girl takes me on a fun date, I'll be more interested in her, so... yes?
/r/seduction27/09/18 03:49 PM
162

I'm 24. I reached a point back in May where I basically had to admit to myself that i suck ass with girls I didn't read the rest of your post, but don't worry, many girls are really into that, they're just embarrassed to admit it. Just use slow licking motions with firm pressure.
/r/seduction26/08/18 01:37 PM
2

Confirmed. No one on this sub has ever had a Tinder date
/r/seduction26/08/18 12:28 PM
23

"Hey, good to see you. How have you been?"
/r/seduction21/08/18 02:16 PM
34

You're too ugly for your home country.
/r/seduction03/08/18 01:49 PM
15

ELO
/r/seduction03/08/18 01:48 PM
1

Thanks for the Spanish practice
/r/seduction21/04/18 01:43 PM
22

It's kind of like playing GTA, but you can actually touch the girl.
/r/seduction28/04/17 12:35 PM
4

I think if I were to revisit this situation, I would offer some sort of playful game where if she wins I'll buy her a drink (and if she loses I'll buy her a drink?). Alpha.
/r/seduction23/04/17 09:14 PM
2

Neither
/r/seduction27/03/17 07:28 PM
209

TL;DR: Inaccurate title. OP did not f-close the dog. Came close though.
/r/seduction14/07/16 11:54 AM
3

You two could just compromise and agree that it's a recipe for a once-in-a-lifetime disaster.
/r/seduction06/05/16 02:23 PM
20

I'm with this guy. OP's story is obviously fake. No one ever gets laid. Thinking this makes me feel better about myself.
/r/seduction22/03/15 04:11 PM
3

Not with that attitude
/r/seduction11/01/15 01:27 PM
5

Oh crap. I'm contributing to today's rapelling culture. #NotAllNinjas
/r/seduction16/12/14 08:01 PM
29

I find a good ninja technique is dressing in all black, infiltrating her compound at night by rapelling over the walls using a grappling hook, silently taking out the guards with shuriken, then sneaking into her bedchamber and swiftly negging her.
/r/seduction16/12/14 05:40 PM
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For the non-American / non-baseball / non-obscure-lingo-using people out there who were as confused as I am about what "second base" means, I googled it, and it's what the rest of the world calls a "Cleveland Steamer".
/r/seduction13/06/12 12:16 AM
35

This is gold. Everyone can learn something from this post, such as that talking to girls is good.
/r/seduction24/05/12 02:35 PM
1

*Thine. Thoust is not a word.
/r/seduction24/05/12 03:01 AM
1

What martial art do you practice exactly?
/r/seduction24/05/12 03:01 AM
4

Have you always viewed life as a zero-sum game or was there a time when you didn't? Were you happier then? I can't imagine going through life with that attitude and being happy, but it seems like you're content with it, so if that's the case, more power to you.
/r/seduction05/04/12 07:24 PM
3

Look, uh, honestly, I'm sure you're a nice guy and all, but over-analyzing a simple conversation as if it's a chess match to the death has got to do bad things to your blood pressure, not to mention to just screw with your mind. Also, your writing style, while obviously educated, is a bit overwrought. Try more Hemingway, less Brontë.
/r/seduction05/04/12 07:10 PM
5

There's a button you can click for that, you know. You don't have to type it out.
/r/seduction27/12/11 03:55 PM
3

James Bond does not giggle to himself randomly. Though maybe he should.
/r/seduction21/12/11 05:30 PM
16

It's true. Anyone who enjoys sketch comedy shows usually harbors all sorts of diseases.
/r/seduction12/09/11 06:22 PM
11

in college, i had a room full of lesbians pretty much teach me how to eat pussy Fuck, I should've gone to office hours more often.
/r/seduction11/08/11 03:29 PM
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