She was sent back to prison for another lie. She claimed that her son had been shot in the ankle by two men, but he accidentally shot himself. She lied to prevent him from going to prison as a felon in possession of a firearm.
Each one of her top three is reason enough to swipe left, but to have all three in one person? There isn't enough alcohol in the world to swipe right on that.
I noticed that she said two toddlers. Not twins. That means that she had a baby and as soon as she was able to was out spreading her legs again. I'm pretty certain that the two rugrats have different fathers too.
Affleck broke up with his longtime girlfriend as soon as he got famous. As far as I know, he's only dated celebrities since and all of those relationships have ended.
Matt Damon married a bartender and he's happy. They've been together for close to 10 years. His buddy Ben Affleck stuck to dating celebrities and we all know how his relationships have turned out.
This is the part that stood out to me: We live pretty far from each other (20miles). I do a 20 mile commute to work every day. It sounds like she's just looking for bad things to say about sucker #2.
She's a 19 year old tourism major dating a guy that is most likely 10 years old than her. That alone tells me that she wants to travel and hook up with an older rich guy to foot the bill.
I read some of her comments. She said that there is a language barrier between her and his mother. That tells me that there most likely is a cultural barrier as well. He is 11 years older than her and makes more that twice what she makes. Sounds to me like he wants to be the breadwinner and have her stay home and take care of the house/family. She's not going to change his mind so either she gets used to the idea or she gets out before they get married.
I think his heyday was his late 1980s string of hits: The Untouchables, No Way Out, Bull Durham, and Field of Dreams. He was also good in JFK and Thirteen Days.
This shit just encourages them. She showed a little cleavage and BOOM - a guy 8700 miles away just gave her $110 ($88 US). Why the hell was he even looking at Tinder profiles in Australia?
The “healthy at every size” movement is the catalyst of it all. There used to be some good subs here until the thought police shut them down. Fatties got their feelings hurt.
"At birth there is an equal number of girls and boys; by age 30, men begin to disappear, victims of industrial trauma, war, car accidents. Fewer than a half of them survive until 65." This sounds like a statistic from the early 1900s.
and now all of his neighbors know that he's a creepy perv. They'll start digging into his background to find out if he's done this with other young girls.
"After being sexually assaulted by someone I thought was my best friend..." No you weren't. You were both probably drunk and made out and you were ashamed with yourself so your mind concocted this fairy tale to make you believe that it wasn't your fault.
The fact that the government has a word to describe "unmarried women in their mid to late 20s" is funny to me. In the US we have "spinster", but that applies to unmarried women in their mid to late 30s.
She's a whole bag of crazy. Another comment she made was being in the hospital after a botched suicide attempt after chasing an ex. You know, the typical teenage girl dumb shit.
I know a woman that wants to bang a guy in every state. That was her new year's resolution a few years ago. Last I heard she just needed Hawaii and most of the northeast.
Prefers men 6'4" and up? It is getting so that even the 6'1" guys are missing out on this quality woman here. Teenage mom who appears to have had three kids in rapid succession. Overweight, no job, 31 year old woman with three kids and night terrors. She wants you to "expect me for me." She can expect me to stay far, far away from Ms. Red Flag 2018.
marrying a guy who cheats Allegedly cheats. She's a dental assistant and probably screws around with several of the doctors where she works. In her mind, if she's cheating then her husband must be too. That bun in the oven might not even be her husband's.
She's 21. She doesn't know shit about the real world either. I'll bet she still lives with her parents and they watch the bastard child when she's at work.
UPDATE: she recently hooked up with an old boyfriend. Her words: "This was the man who had asked me to marry him when I was 33 and he was 32. This was the man I turned down." He proposed 20 years ago and she shot him down. Now that Father Time has destroyed all her perceived value, she found an old boyfriend on Facebook and chatted him up.
I remember this post. Her ex replied and it was brutal too, probably even more so because he got personal. She ended up deleting her post and made her instagram private for a while too.
I worry about what people think of me, yet my clothing and hair dye suggest that I'm screaming for attention. I'll bet she has at least one foot tattoo.
I wonder how many times she took the bottom left selfie before deciding on that one. Dyed hair, nose ring, barely visible tattoo, kewpie doll expression, and a dress one size too small so the button is barely holding on to her pushed up breasts. Too bad the picture next to it destroyed the illusion she was trying to create.
I think the line "I don't have time for bullshit lies or games" Is automatically added to each profile. It is part of the template. Fat divas are the worst.
He lost a bunch of weight and got his dream job. Now he's engaged to a younger woman. Her thought: He's happy and has everything he wanted. How can I destroy this and make it all about me?
Please don't live with your mother or father, that would be a downgrade to my lifestyle. Translation: I can't force my way into your life and take over your home if you are living with your parents.
Good analysis. The word 'deserve' is a common factor among every profile posted here, and they all use it like it has some weight behind it. It does not.
I've always took it to mean that women want men that are good for them, not good to them. You can be the nicest guy in the world, but if you are doing anything for them women don't want you around.
She had her first kid at 20 then had another every 3-4 years until she was 34. She also only works part time and child support on her oldest is about to end so she's looking for another source of income.
Sounds like his son knew what kind of a woman she was from the very beginning. Someone suggested that he looks for intimacy elsewhere. Bad idea. The wife is definitely getting it from at least one other guy, but if he cheats she'll divorce him and take half of his stuff. He should cut his losses and get out of that marriage while he still can.
Depression, emotionally abusive childhood, never shown love...she's got it all! If someone suggests an open relationship, that person has already cheated and is looking for a way to not seem like a slut.
He has hooked up with her before but never dated her. That right there tells you all you need to know: if she'll cheat on someone else with you, then she'll cheat on you with someone else. He's got that 18-year-old nostalgia dream girl fantasy.
Also her: I dated online for 8 years and still kind of keep tabs on guys I dated, for research purposes, and this is what I’ve found. They’re still on the hunt for someone “better” and often will cheat a lot if they do commit. She also mentions her busty waist to hip ratio, multiple degrees, and current 6 figure STEM career several times.
"I only told him about my past boyfriends never about any of the guys I hooked up with outside of relationships. It was a lie by omission. In total I have slept with 18 guys if you count fooling around probably around 25." The fiance already had a mental number of her boyfriends and then finds out that the actual number is likely 4x the original. That's a lot to process. She's like Ticketmaster - a $25 concert ticket suddenly becomes $50 at checkout.
That picture is 8 years old! I hate to think what she looks like now. She has 3 kids, 2 dogs, 4 cats, a fish, and a hamster. Also, if her kids are staying with family right now why does she still stay at home?
You mistreat them, laugh at them, abuse them and kick them around This is evident in a lot of commercials. The guy is always portrayed as goofy and clueless about the most basic of things.
"Must have a picture". Here's a blurry one of me hiding half my face. "I'm exceptionally funny if you get my humour." Sounds like some Rick & Morty shit right here (especially the way she spelled humor). Profession: Numbers Counting the days until I die miserable, unloved, and alone.
This #MeToo movement is no joke. One accusation without any proof whatsoever can ruin someone's life. A lady that works in one of the buildings I work in got one of my coworkers transferred because "he made her uncomfortable."
I feel bad for the kid(s). She probably pawns them off on her mother every time she hooks up with a random guy or goes out to a bar and pretends that she's still 21.
I work with a woman like this. You can tell that she was attractive in her younger days but age caught up to her quick. She complains that she has to pay for her own drinks now.
She found another boyfriend and it didn't work out either. https://www.reddit.com/r/cuddlebuddies/comments/2ftrcj/21_f4m_looking_for_a_cuddle_buddy_in_philly_after/
Where to start with this one... She's 22 with 3 kids and still uses animal filters on her photos. She capitalized MONEY in her interests so that should tell you all you need to know. Take her out and get her drunk and/or high she's yours for the night.
I don't know which is more annoying: the religious nonsense or the hashtags. By her logic, men are also children of the king, and as such are next in line to the throne. Women need to step their game up if they ever want to become a queen.
After all of that fairy tale bullshit, she closes with "This is the guy, the only guy, for whom I’ll be waiting." Congratulations - you'll be alone forever. I looked at her Twitter profile. She looks exactly like I thought she would. I'll bet she has a tattoo on her foot of a dove or one of those infinity symbols with a cursive word in it.
That last sentence was unexpected. It has been about 5 years, but the last I heard was that she got off meth and just smokes weed now. She also put on some weight and walks dogs for a living.
A friend of mine dated a woman like that. She was thin as a rail and still thought that she was fat. She hid a pretty bad meth addiction from him. He had no idea until she was arrested.
I don't think it belongs here. The Onion is a satire site. I'm willing to bet that the article was written by a man and used a woman's name for effect.
Some girl in Russia last year blew a guy at a party and then lied to her boyfriend and said she was raped. Her boyfriend killed the guy, cut off his head, and showed the girl. He's in prison now.
Mom has a neck tattoo, fucked up teeth, and what appears to be lip and eyebrow piercings. If you play your cards right (have enough meth) you can have a three-way with the mom and daughter.
How old is this profile? If it is current, why even mention an accident that happened 8 years ago? Is that a pit stain in the bottom picture? So many questions.
The last one studied gender and sexuality in Africa and said that it was hurtful that men didn’t want to talk it. She has some crazy expectations about what guys are interested in.
"The curvy girl diva"? Curvy is just a buzzword for "fat", and a diva is pretty much a high-maintenance pain in the ass. She's a fat entitled chick. That's it.
Take away the fact that she is Angelina Jolie. She is a 42 year old woman that has had double mastectomy and had her ovaries removed. She also has hypertension and Bell’s palsy. And to top it off, she has 6 children.
Education: Bachelors Degree "I'm currently in college working on my Associates Degree". She probably works loss prevention at Ross. And where are her kids while she's renting a room?
Not materialistic but looking for a sugar daddy? And she's still in a relationship? She's not working on getting out of the relationship - she just wants someone to fund her while she fucks the other guy.
'They say to me "oh you think you are too good-looking don't you?" - which is ridiculous.' She literally says that she is too good-looking to find a boyfriend.
"I'm confident and eccentric." Translation: she wears funky glasses, bright red lipstick, has a tattoo on her foot, and purple/green dyed hair. Probably owns several 1950s style rockabilly dresses
During the six years she's going to fuck every guy she wants, and when the "good man" call her out on it she'll say "Why don't you trust me??? All men are alike!!!"
I don't see how or why people believe in "the one" or "soul mates". That is saying that out of 7 billion people in the world, your "true love" just happened to be in the same city as you.
She's such a martyr. "I probably bought at least 1 new thing I thought you might notice. We take a long time to get ready not for us, buy for you." Bullshit. How are we supposed to notice 'new things" if we've never met before?
"If you have a problem with the way I dress, then that's your problem", but "I want a guy that dresses well and doesn't look like a tramp." Basically, "I can dress like a slag but you can't."
