roxymoxi Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

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1	Nurse sentenced for two five-month jail terms for using a dead patiant's credit card in vending machines. Crazy that this happened in January and it's already done, that must have been like the first plea deal they offered. In medical they'd still be waiting for the first meeting.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/06/21 04:31 AM
7	Reminder before you send! My favorite is when they ask for nudes and i say no, i dont send out blackmail. It usually continues with: Them- I promise I won't show anyone. Me- i know you won't, because I'm not sending them to you. Them- well if you aren't going to send me anything in don't think we can keep talking lol (the lol is always infuriating because they just don't care and I know it, but it's always such a bummer to realize) Me- cool, I'm gonna block you, when I see you at the bar please don't bother saying hi, th…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	11/05/20 08:08 AM
1	So I gave my no. To strangers on tinder For a long time I didn't have a sex drive. I didn't get it, I like sex I was just... Meh, take it or leave it. Then two things happened. I slept with a man that put me and my orgasm first. It was crazy. Me? First? Did I win the lottery? Kind of because while he's a fuck boi, he changed sex for me forever. I learned I could be assertive and say no, me first, then you. So I learned to like sex and not just say "oh yeah, I can do that for a half hour". I also found out that my birth control with ho…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	13/02/20 04:52 AM
2	New Jersey high school teacher, 30, is banned from classroom and forced to register as a sex offender after sending nude photos and sexually explicit messages to a 16-year-old student. I'm so sorry but this is beyond funny. If I worked in an office I would put terrible porn on my computer every time I walked away from it in case someone happened along and wanted to use my computer. It's probably best I dont work in an office then, huh.	/r/PussyPassDenied	12/04/19 01:10 PM
1	List of teachers (from recent years) who've been convicted of seducing their students Oh shit yeah dudes. Look at these dirty teachers. This is so hot right? They like getting it on with little kids. That's hot right? Thinking about them writhing around with little kids. That's getting your blood pumping, right????? /s This article is... it's just gross. They are having sex with children. Little kids. They're RAPING little kids, and these weirdos are like "yeah, shes hot so it's ok." Eww.	/r/PussyPassDenied	23/10/18 07:19 AM
3	The Teen Who Was Caught Stealing From An Uber Driver In A Viral Video Claims She’s Now Being Harassed When I'm wrong, I have to own up to it. Thanks for teaching me a new definition!	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/11/17 09:17 PM
3	The Teen Who Was Caught Stealing From An Uber Driver In A Viral Video Claims She’s Now Being Harassed It's definitely a word. Here's the definition: gra·tu·i·tous ɡrəˈt(y)o͞oədəs/ adjective 1.uncalled for; lacking good reason; unwarranted. 2.given or done free of charge synonyms:unjustified, uncalled for, unwarranted, unprovoked, undue;More If you meant the second definition, my bad. I really thought you meant gracious. My bad.	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/11/17 07:50 PM
0	The Teen Who Was Caught Stealing From An Uber Driver In A Viral Video Claims She’s Now Being Harassed The word you were looking for is gracious. Not gratuitous.	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/11/17 07:13 PM
41	The Teen Who Was Caught Stealing From An Uber Driver In A Viral Video Claims She’s Now Being Harassed I remember when I was a dumb teenager and didn't tip well. I was shitty. But I never stole tips. I don't think I even thought of stealing cash from people. I'm not a great person, but at least I've got that going for me.	/r/PussyPassDenied	16/11/17 05:25 AM
419	The Teen Who Was Caught Stealing From An Uber Driver In A Viral Video Claims She’s Now Being Harassed "The lesson was learned that same day. That’s why the gentleman was paid back," she said, showing the receipt for $5 (the total she claimed she took from the jar). Cash tips don't have to be reported to the government. They should be, but 90% Of tipped positions only claim about 10% of their cash tips. Credit card tips are automatically taxed. So even though you tipped him back he'll be taxed on it and end up with less than 5 dollars. And by only tipping him what you stole, you actually didn't t…	/r/PussyPassDenied	16/11/17 04:30 AM
6	Woman slaps a guy in convenience store argument, he lets it slide. She and her man get greedy, their chins end up paying the price This is so good to me. Because now I really want to know who her brother is. Is he a state trooper that's on the take, delivering drugs to people that'll take that guy out? Is he a cop not on the take that'll just take that guy out?? Is he a state senator that can cut the funding to that guys district so he's out of a job, effectively taking that guy out??? Is he gay and the guy, despite fighting them, would really like him so maybe her brother could take him out???? I really just want someone t…	/r/PussyPassDenied	25/10/17 07:12 AM
1	Antifa girl goes on CBS claiming she is a victim. Redditors are slamming the comments with video evidence of her throwing glass bottles and punching people with her weighted gloves. Also, turns out she is a fetish dreadlock porn model and her entire family now knows. I've had this question a few times. I want to say yes, but no...	/r/PussyPassDenied	18/04/17 08:27 PM
1	Antifa girl goes on CBS claiming she is a victim. Redditors are slamming the comments with video evidence of her throwing glass bottles and punching people with her weighted gloves. Also, turns out she is a fetish dreadlock porn model and her entire family now knows. This is right. She's an important part of my life. She deserves the capitalization.	/r/PussyPassDenied	18/04/17 08:26 PM
0	Antifa girl goes on CBS claiming she is a victim. Redditors are slamming the comments with video evidence of her throwing glass bottles and punching people with her weighted gloves. Also, turns out she is a fetish dreadlock porn model and her entire family now knows. Not shaming. Just my preference. If I fell in love with a guy that loved this look, fine. I'd have a beautifully sculpted Amazonia forest down there. But I'm single. I sculpt the mess down there for me and the guys I think are going to see it. And when I'm looking down I don't want to see that.	/r/PussyPassDenied	18/04/17 08:25 PM
1	Antifa girl goes on CBS claiming she is a victim. Redditors are slamming the comments with video evidence of her throwing glass bottles and punching people with her weighted gloves. Also, turns out she is a fetish dreadlock porn model and her entire family now knows. It's my preference. Same first letter, worlds apart.	/r/PussyPassDenied	18/04/17 08:20 PM
106	Antifa girl goes on CBS claiming she is a victim. Redditors are slamming the comments with video evidence of her throwing glass bottles and punching people with her weighted gloves. Also, turns out she is a fetish dreadlock porn model and her entire family now knows. Is this the girl power my feminist friends tell me I should be embracing??? Because good for you honey, but... no. This is why I shave down there. If these were pictures of me I would move to a place they didn't have Internet and pray no one mails them pictures of this. I'm sure this is some people's fetish, but as a woman... I'd be mortified to let a guy see my Amiga like that.	/r/PussyPassDenied	18/04/17 06:58 AM