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19

I see the package, but where's the deal?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/22 03:40 AM
12

Ho, ho, ho, Solo
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/22 07:33 PM
4

Damn. She has a fivehead
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/22 09:59 PM
4

You should rephrase this. It's a violation of Rule 1
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/21 02:51 PM
10

Charlotte died long ago
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 01:41 AM
19

Is this Mimi from the Drew Carey Show?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 01:39 AM
5

She's the reason your checked bag can be no heavier than 50 lbs
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/21 11:28 PM
54

She looks like her name is Larry
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/21 01:05 PM
5

Ugh... Blown out floppy hoop ear lobes. Just why? It's worse than face tattoos
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/21 01:26 PM
3

That's some uncanny valley shit for sure
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/21 02:19 AM
2

I'm impressed that man could achieve escape velocity to run away. He must have his own space program.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/08/21 11:10 PM
12

Under this burqa is 100% sass
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/08/21 11:05 PM
3

I think I know her favorite nursery rhyme. Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean But between the two of them They licked the platter clean
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/21 05:23 PM
2

Don't call me out for sleeping around! How will I ever live with the shame?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/21 04:54 AM
1

She'll probably let you stand on her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/21 04:53 AM
1

Ohhh yeah
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/21 04:52 AM
3

If only they had been real men /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/21 04:51 AM
90

Good lord. That's a rough 43
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/21 03:12 AM
14

Not paying to meet people. Hell no! Ahh so you are clearly just trying to get a free dinner.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/21 03:11 AM
1

When did chivalry die? Well we're no longer knights engaging in hand to hand combat, so...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/21 05:17 AM
9

Don't do that to Barney
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/21 03:29 AM
3

As someone else on this sub said, "I see the package, but where's the deal?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/21 04:58 AM
2

Violet. You're turning violet, Violet.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 03:08 AM
6

A one night stand would actually turn into 127 hours with this one
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 03:05 AM
2

Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/21 04:38 AM
8

She should go after an aerial surveyor. Her photo opps would be huge!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 07:05 AM
7

Why not the son of a Hamster Analyst?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 07:04 AM
2

This woman has no time for punctuation. Yiu can bet she'll have no time for you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/21 05:42 PM
4

Well now I want Arby's curly fries.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/20 08:18 PM
57

Oh thank god she loves to laugh. Hopefully she likes food, too. Fingers crossed
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/11/20 11:07 PM
6

"I love taking long walks on the beach." "Oh, where?" "The specific ocean." "Which ocean specifically?" "I just told you! The specific ocean!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/20 08:59 PM
19

It worked for Grey Goose Vodka
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/20 05:22 PM
1

I love to laugh Just like every fucking human on the planet. No shit?! What this probably means is that she expects a man to make her laugh and will not be reciprocating because her sense of human never matured.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/20 10:13 PM
2

So you have chosen the way of cats
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/20 10:07 PM
7

Any man wealthy enough to satisfy her, will probably be smart enough to not give her a dime (hopefully)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/20 08:52 PM
29

I'm 6' 3" and it's bullshit. Why does the length of my skeleton (out of my control) determine my worth but her weight (in her control) doesn't?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/20 08:48 PM
3

She hit the wall and still hasn't gotten back up
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/20 04:49 AM
7

Please don't let this woman inflict herself on some poor, innocent cats
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/20 08:56 PM
19

Only the chadliest Chad will do
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/20 03:00 AM
1

Goddamn patriarchy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/20 01:31 AM
22

The idea of Chad is truly universal.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/09/20 07:21 PM
2

Forced introspection is the patriarchy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/20 10:03 PM
3

Endorphins are the patriarchy!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/20 03:19 PM
4

Oh shit... I just now understood the 80's/90's Zest soap commercials. It's not "Zest fully clean." It's "Zestfully clean." The brain only missed that one by 3 decades. Ha.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/20 03:18 PM
36

I am willing to bet the OLD profile of this guy doesn't mention anywhere about wanting a committed relationship and settling down; rather, he's there for fun. So she finds this Chadish guy who she thinks should instantly commit to her, and she sees only what she wants to see: this is her Chad now. When he proves to her that he's the guy his profile probably said he is, she just can't even.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/20 02:45 PM
1

Jack Sprat and all that
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/20 05:54 AM
39

Something... something... patriarchy... /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/20 03:23 AM
14

im a type of person who loves to laugh and have fun. How on Earth did she ever find the courage to be such a unique and daring individual?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 04:18 PM
1

Do whatever shes says but not like Billy Beta does
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/20 04:43 AM
5

why did he ever date me? I will give you a hint. It rhymes with a Canadian city.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/20 11:38 PM
6

She's only attracted to the same kind of guys who don't want anything long-term - she actively seeks them out - but they're the assholes. And another woman who thinks her job makes her attractive. Unless she is going after deadbeat mooches, no guy is going to care.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/08/20 11:34 PM
2

Statistically speaking, she's likely the abuser. Unless she counts getting pumped and dumped as abuse.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/20 05:19 AM
1

Well that'll immediately eliminate 80% of the gems posted here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/20 05:12 AM
1

Me fail English? That's unpossible!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/20 05:11 AM
6

In fact attempting to brag or declare to everyone that I'm doing anything on my own is something I never do, it just sounds so desperate. Yes. Announcing something like that in the present tense sounds like a passive aggressive attempt to get some form of help. However, when it becomes past tense, it can sound badass. "I built this cabin by myself." Of course she will never have something cool like that to brag about.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/08/20 02:09 PM
7

Why does she "deserve a big fat romantic date?" At no point does she provide evidence to support that assertion.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/08/20 01:59 PM
11

It's an interesting thought that they are actively eroding the system that protects them and their rights. One day this will be gone with their help and they we be plunged back into darkness.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/20 10:05 PM
33

Here are my demands. Yours are irrelevant.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/20 06:26 PM
3

Violet, you're turning violet, Violet. I have a blueberry for a daughter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/20 06:17 PM
5

It's always on their terms and that sucks because I want it to be only on my terms. Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnneeeee
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/20 04:49 PM
1

I have a a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/20 06:30 PM
1

5 kids and her niece who all come first. I can't wait to be 7 + nth (not sure how many of those "friends" will come before me)!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/20 06:26 PM
4

Fututre Ms. Type II 2025 champion
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/20 05:58 PM
4

Nutrisystem? Nutrasweet is a zero calorie sweetener that may/may not cause anal leakage
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/20 05:57 PM
3

Counting points is the patriarchy!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/20 05:54 PM
6

And what kind of pilot are we talking about? Miltary C-17 pilot. It can hold two M1 Abrams tanks... or one of her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/20 05:53 PM
8

Not suitable for women
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/07/20 09:20 PM
6

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/20 10:33 PM
42

Please, someone volunteer to be second fiddle to her angsty teenager while paying for this ham-based waterbed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/20 01:30 PM
6

Much more enjoyable on mobile
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/20 11:50 PM
3

Imagine hating someone because of their political views: like religion something that is largely determined by geography and upbringing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/20 03:01 AM
7

I was worried I wasn't going to find someone who would put me at the end of the line while still accepting my money. Hopefully sex is off the table, too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/07/20 07:54 PM
30

Oops. I made a mistake on my age and the app won't let me change it. Teehee
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/20 09:05 PM
0

the doctor walked in A doctor of acupuncture? Lol. Get the fuck out of here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/20 03:05 AM
1

If you think that's a great deal, I have some beachfront property in Arizona I can sell you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/20 06:57 PM
8

Can't go on a weight loss journey if you don't have the weight to lose
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/20 06:41 PM
4

If beach goers try to return you to the ocean when you're sunbathing, don't bother.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/20 06:41 PM
1

Sporty but golf doesn't count Good thing I am a bowler
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/20 08:48 PM
12

You keep attracting those type of men says more about you. Look in the mirror. She is the common denominator here, but if you point that out, then she'll just cry that math is the patriarchy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/20 08:37 PM
8

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Are you suggesting they are responsible for the things that happen (or don't) to them? /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/20 05:55 PM
6

She has no time for our logic and reasoning. That's just your male privilege oppressing her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/20 05:54 PM
6

Step 1) Start in 1959 Step 2) Wait 61 years
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/20 05:51 PM
24

due to his issues with control/abuse So I guess that wasn't the physical connection you were looking for?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/20 02:01 AM
1

Did I just become dumber?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 06:48 PM
2

Logic is the patriarchy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 02:40 AM
1

Father time is the patriarchy!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 02:37 AM
15

I would think, "Damn, this place must be great!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/06/20 12:27 AM
17

Oh no! She has to carry the team while he's injured! Just like he would have to do it if she broke her ankle. Men, don't stand for this!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/06/20 12:15 AM
7

Did you just unassume my gender?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/06/20 12:08 AM
6

Exercise avoidance strikes again
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/06/20 12:06 AM
13

For every Mary Steenburgen there are a million Phyllis Dillers
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/20 05:35 PM
2

Is he a satellite forever caught in her gravity well?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/20 05:31 PM
3

Or for her augmentation
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/20 03:06 AM
2

It's very considerate of her to go ahead an disqualify herself like that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 08:57 PM
2

Well, your mom is a ho and you are following in her footsteps quite well. Her kid's mom is a ho.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/20 02:56 AM
136

Why won't anyone man up and pay for my crotch goblins? Why?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/20 02:49 AM
8

I just choked on my water. Thank you
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/20 06:38 PM
16

Winter fruit sends you to the bathroom with loosened bowels. As I am getting older, this is getting more valuable. :D
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/20 06:21 PM
7

Looks like the father already r-u-n-n-o-f-t
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/20 06:15 PM
11

Ha. As a man who recently entered his 40s, I have to admit I am no fan of that patriarchal bastard myself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/20 10:29 PM
45

Maybe there's a reason more more kill themselves or something
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/20 04:49 AM
9

Wants Chad to not be Chad, but if Chad isn't Chad, then she won't be interested.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/20 02:46 AM
10

Men age like wine. Women age like milk.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/20 02:27 PM
3

23 years old and 4 kids. Her body is a clown car. I bet the last one strolled out, twirling a cane.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/20 08:05 PM
1

Goddamn. There are few things that are more of an instant turn off than terrible grammar. I wrote better than this when I was 6.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/20 08:02 PM
1

Well guys, are there any real men out there?! Who's going to take one for the team here?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/20 07:58 PM
1

I believe alcohol exists and has legitimate medical use. Good thing that eliminates me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/20 08:38 PM
11

I don't need a goddamn thing on my walls, yet my house is completely decorated
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/20 08:07 PM
1

She's turned off by guys who aren't attracted to her!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/20 11:26 PM
3

Paying her way through college
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/20 11:20 PM
2

A veritable ham planet
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/19 10:05 PM
2

Oh I believe her. There is nothing about existing around her that will be easy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/19 10:03 PM
1

Ugh... I detest the "A few extra pounds" cop out. A few extra stones is more like it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/19 09:59 PM
2

Dude, she mighty sling the shit outta some fries. /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/19 09:56 PM
1

I speak English But have no clue there's a difference between your and you're.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/19 09:53 PM
7

Trash
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/19 09:49 PM
3

Thank you, I'm a sub now. How have you enjoyed your time as a sub?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/19 09:43 PM
5

A cumpster if you're into the whole brevity thing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/19 09:33 PM
3

It never does
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/19 09:32 PM
5

They didn't have any hobbies because you didn't tell them what to like yet. So really it's your fault. /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 03:16 AM
1

Holy shit. I missed the full neck tattoo the first time. If there was ever a clearer advertisement for "makes terrible decisions," I don't know what that would be.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 04:37 AM
12

Hahaha. Sprayed her uterus just made me full on guffaw. Well done, internet stranger.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 04:33 AM
2

If you haven't got a sense of humor or actual personality... Doesn't reveal evidence of either of those in her profile.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/19 02:53 PM
1

That's weird. She seems so left but then just drops a fat Bureau of Land Management at the end like that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/19 02:44 PM
2

Oh good. She's my intellectual superior. There are some sorting algorithm questions she can answer for me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/19 06:38 AM
5

You don't know that
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/19 06:30 AM
12

It's literally impossible to gain weight by consuming fewer calories than are burned by the body. The Law of Thermodynamics flat out prohibits it. (Or maybe we just all missed the pictures of obese prisoners in the concentration camps) Sure some people digest much more of their food than others due to their own personal intestinal flora, and so they can absorb more calories for eating the same foods, but all that means is eat less. I am running into the issue right now of having a sedentary job …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 06:23 PM
1

There's about to be shock and awe all over that pussy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/19 12:07 AM
1

Go outside and start burning tires- help make it happen yourself
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/19 12:03 AM
12

She just put it right out there for you. "Hopeless romantic" is not a good thing if looking for a faithful and committed partner.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/19 03:01 AM
8

He does seem like a good role model for the kids and hopefully his presence will help set the kids on the right path. Too bad he has to go through this hell though. Single moms: not even one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/19 02:34 AM
2

Not a size 0... Or a 2... Or a 4... Or an 8... Or a 16 but you're getting warmer
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/19 02:51 PM
7

All I find are frogs. Really guys: it's you, not me. My choices are not to blame in my many failed relationships. It's all you guys. Don't be like that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/19 05:18 PM
1

Teehee... Oops
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/19 09:38 PM
1

Ugh... That's sickening
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/19 09:36 PM
1

Guys! She enjoys laughing! I enjoy laughing, too! Is this love?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 07:05 PM
3

You're in luck!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/19 07:23 PM
9

My biggest interests are eating, breathing, and not dying of dehydration. Also, your money to care for my crotch spawn.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/19 07:21 PM
8

Dude, "landwhale" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Ham planet," please.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/19 07:20 PM
3

It's a good thing she probably gets some of my tax dollars to help defeat the patriarchy. Mega /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/19 07:18 PM
3

Why do you doubt her honesty? She just told you she expects you to pay for everything and be the Chad of her dreams.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/19 07:17 PM
9

You just described 98% of Tex-mex joints in Texas. "It's soooo good." It's a disappointment after growing up on Sonoran Mexican and New Mexican food in AZ.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/19 07:16 PM
16

I, too, enjoy not starving to death.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/19 07:13 PM
1

OH YEAH!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/19 05:53 PM
6

I am over 6 feet tall and can confirm I have never said that
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 03:04 AM
1

Okay, someone is going to have to explain what "Don't be a 10 mm socket" means
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 11:48 PM
20

I find pregnant belly photos to be repulsive. They remind of those boil-popping YouTube videos
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 11:38 PM
3

Just another common denominator blaming everyone else but herself for her shitty decisions.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/19 02:47 PM
12

I am every bit the alpha to my dogs. It drives my wife insane because they only always do what I say. If she tries to get them to do something, they might do it, probably won't do it, but they also might look at me for confirmation.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/19 02:40 PM
36

She had at least one guy in her early 20's who would have faithfully given her a family and supported her in many endeavors, but because she didn't think he was up to her level or above, she shot him down. Now her eggs are withering away and genetically eroding, and she doesn't know how to handle it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/19 07:21 PM
1

That womyn's studies degree will certainly lock down a new mate
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/19 07:05 PM
1

feeling ridiculous for messaging guys and having no replies sent back Welcome to what most guys have gone through at one time or another. It sucks, doesn't it?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/19 07:04 PM
1

Math answers everything
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/19 06:57 PM
1

I was thinking for a moment that she had a cute face for someone in her late 30s. Then I realized the wall is aging the fuck out of her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 07:21 PM
2

When I was younger and pretty stupid, I had a hell of a time keeping jobs. My bosses were always idiots and I felt justified in quitting because of how stupid my jobs/employers were. One day a good friend of mind pointed out that the common denominator in all those cases was me and that it would be statistically improbable for me to be blameless in all those cases. It was a top 3 epiphany for me. I bet for sure the common denominator logic can be applied to her as well when it comes to her "bad …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 07:17 PM
5

A woman in her ~50s knows her value. And seeks to hide it from the rest of the world.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 07:08 PM
8

Run away!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 07:07 PM
6

Ha, I got that beat. I already have my check just direct deposited into her mother's account. May as well just cut out the middle man (me).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 06:59 PM
3

How many more brave musicians must die before enough is enough?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 06:57 PM
3

It's onomatopoeia for spitting
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 04:33 PM
1

The number of women who "don't have time for games" is astonishing. So then what do you have time for? If you're a single mom, it probably ain't me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 06:38 PM
2

Well once she hits the wall, she's going to start caring about it in a big way
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 06:33 PM
8

Her personal Battle of Stalingrad was legendary. No matter how hard she tried, Chad just kept throwing dick after dick at her until she was ground down to nothing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 06:30 PM
1

Hahaha. Is "Secure the Bag" real or is that a photoshop? Because if that's real, that's hilariously accurate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 06:27 PM
6

Check your grammar privilege, shitlord! (p.s. is joke ;) )
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 06:26 PM
3

Legitimate question: what prevents women from listing wealthy men as the father on birth certificates regardless of whether it's true or not? And does being the named party automatically slap you will financial obligation in some states?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 06:24 PM
3

If she was only working 1 job, would she have time for perverts?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 06:20 PM
20

Too bad Rory will never get anything more than a spooning
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 06:04 PM
8

Very ambitious could mean she's targetting a bail out from someone three classes above her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/19 04:51 PM
10

"Plenty of Fish" has the right name. There are plenty out there: you ain't that special, sweetheart.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/19 04:50 PM
11

That's the best description of Tinder I've ever heard
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/19 04:57 PM
5

These apps likely helped get her in this situation
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/19 04:56 PM
9

This will happen. Birth rates are declining and our whole system is top heavy with entitlements with fewer people being born to pay for those entitlements. So there will have to be government incentives for women to want to have kids- doubtlessly monetary incentives. We will no longer simply be supporting single mom trash who have already had Chad's kids, we'll also be supporting a program that proactively lures women into motherhood with your tax dollars. Oh, never-married bachelors are the pro…
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre09/05/19 06:21 PM
3

But he won't and she'll shame him for not being a real man
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/19 05:38 PM
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1) It sounds terrible to say, but perhaps men should voluntarily get DNA testing when their own kids are born to address the issue as soon as possible. 2) If/when the state fucks you for financial support on a kid that's not yours, it's time to find out who the real father is and sue them for child support.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/19 06:44 PM
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I agree they sound like total pieces of shit; however, if we look at the common denominator, it's her and her shitty choices.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/19 06:39 PM
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Somehow I doubt the beta bucks calling her out on being a 5/10 will be very successful.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/19 06:32 PM
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Isn't this the calling card of girls with "daddy issues?" Daddy abandoned/ignored/mistreated her and now she looks for her lost validation in similar men.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/19 06:30 PM
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That cat knows what it did...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/19 06:27 PM
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Even a blind squirrel finds a nut ;)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/19 03:13 PM
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If it doesn't include a gift basket with a giant "Fuck You" on it, I will be very disappointed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/19 03:09 PM
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Where did you learn to dodge bullets?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/19 02:55 PM
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The breakdowns on this sub are hilarious
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/19 09:19 PM
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Congrats on dodging those bullets
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/19 07:57 PM
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I'm a Gemini and really do have two sides At least she's being upfront about be unstable and bat-shit crazy. I am a Gemini and know it's a bunch of horseshit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/19 07:54 PM
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Please don't ruin delicious beef for me with cheesy secretions.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/19 06:49 PM
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If this is truly an average body type, I weep for our species
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/19 06:44 PM
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Which is worse: crotch spawns or crotch prawns?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/19 05:47 PM
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And an affordable city
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/19 11:39 PM
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Snip, snip, brother
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/19 11:38 PM
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Don't forget hitting the rack to get those precious inches above 6'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/18 10:38 PM
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Reading those titles, I image "hog" is the appropriate term
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/18 10:34 PM
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Thanks for the info
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/18 03:28 AM
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Holy crap, that's a great saying. Did you make that up or have I just been out of the loop?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/18 02:01 AM
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Unfortunately there are
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/18 01:22 AM
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Out of the Loop: any particular reason for the name Chad? And what is a hamster? A woman who chases Chad like she's on a hamster wheel?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/18 02:06 AM
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I have thoughts and dreams and like to be happy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/17 03:59 PM
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Oregonally, I am from Portland.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/17 09:15 PM
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But that pay is just deserved recompense for centuries of patriarchy she wasn't alive to experience!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/17 08:57 PM
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