thebludgeoning Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	seddit: a haiku based upon my experiences here		thebludgeoning	/r/seduction	25/01/13 03:34 PM

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
3	By request: how to get laid acting like every 20 year old college kid in america is the exact opposite of intriguing. i would echo these sentiments towards your story about that one time you went to spain. or how you can totally play a red hot chili peppers song on the guitar.	/r/seduction	17/01/13 09:21 PM
2	Anyone else get really depressed by /r/seduction? NO NO NO!!!!! IT'S ONE BIG CIRCLE JERK AND 90 PERCENT IS FAKE. god fucking dammit you bastard. this is the problem. you're letting the guy that dresses like criss angel's gay matrix themed porno movie stunt double, and his buddy with the "blazer and polo, bro" advice (whatagayassoutfit) make you feel inferior because why? you don't get laid? go get laid then! go to the gym to get some confidence! i promise, you do not have to act like a "club promoter" and wear women's sunglasses to get laid. ju…	/r/seduction	17/01/13 09:26 AM
2	By request: how to get laid it's so weird. i wish someone would give it to em straight rather than "polo/blazer combo, learn guitar, and here's some unnecessarily complex and ridiculous psychological triggers that ALL women go crazy for". maybe it's an elaborate plan to trick the other guys into acting like assholes so there is more women for them?!?!? evil geniuses.	/r/seduction	17/01/13 09:13 AM
2	By request: how to get laid also, i can never tell the target demographic receiving the advice on this sub. based on the sex "tips" being given out, everybody is 13. polo/blazer combo is the wrong fucking move. always. unless you're an extra in a legally blonde prequel.	/r/seduction	17/01/13 09:03 AM
3	By request: how to get laid as a male in his 20s that does just fine with the ladies while completely being himself, don't be this guy. i've met this guy, he drones on and on about his week in spain five years ago endlessly. he brings his musical instrument to your house party and plays it. he believes that scented candles are the deal sealer. no one should ever be this guy.	/r/seduction	17/01/13 08:57 AM
1	By request: how to get laid oh no wait it's really fucking easy to find. sorry i was confused.	/r/seduction	17/01/13 08:50 AM
1	By request: how to get laid oh shit i didn't end with a question!!! if i don't end everything i say with a question, how am i ever going to have sex? what do you think the quickest way i can tell her i'm a lawyer is? maybe sneak it into a question? questions and polo/blazer combos are an undeniable pussy smashing force. especially if you know where the clit is. i've been searching for twelve years, no closer than when i started.	/r/seduction	17/01/13 08:48 AM
1	By request: how to get laid jesus christ. i can't tell if this guy is making fun of this whole thing, or really thinks that he's a great enlightened revolutionary because he found the clitoris. based on the fact that he also managed to sneak in that "he's a lawyer", i'm guessing he's serious. GIRLS LIKE DIRTY TALK AND WHEN YOU TOUCH THEIR CLIT?!!?! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!	/r/seduction	17/01/13 08:39 AM
1	By request: how to get laid more like /r/shittyadvice	/r/seduction	17/01/13 08:26 AM
9	By request: how to get laid blazer and a fucking polo EVERY DAY? i think it's debate-able. i mean for fucks sakes are we shooting a prep school tv drama set in the gayest part of california?	/r/seduction	17/01/13 08:23 AM
17	By request: how to get laid i think the worst was the "guitar" and "travel" prep work. what. a. moron.	/r/seduction	17/01/13 08:19 AM