Cop should have written them up for jaywalking right in front of him because they clearly didn't give two shits what he was saying to them and did it as they walked away on a busy street.
Longest one yet! Man, can you write me a book on how you got me so bad? Shit, I didn't realize I was messing with such a fucking winner. You do realize there aren't fucking rules to this? You've been getting trolled on being a shitty troll. YOU'VE BEEN TROLLCEPTIONED, BITCH. I hope you think about this while you're jacking off to tentacle porn in your parents' house. Chump. OK, now I'm done with you. You are released. Bitch.