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2	35 year old virgin pissed off Ok, like I said, that part was a joke. In general though, ya need to... maybe try a yoga class. Because if I can tell through text how anxious you are, women are smelling it on you. And its repulsive to them. But, the fuck do I know? I'm just a stranger on the internet who uses Reddit to jerk off when I'm not with my physical girlfriend, or chilling with my offspring. But go on taking everything in life so seriously, because its TOTALLY gonna help you get laid... again, joking.	/r/seduction	09/03/21 05:27 AM
2	35 year old virgin pissed off STOP! Just stop, chill the fuck out. Don't think about the consequences. STD? Go get tested, take a Z-pak and don't scratch for a week Police sting? At least you got your willy wet, before you become someone's girlfriend. All kidding aside, the biggest thing to do, seriously, is just be chill. Watch the 40 Year Old Virgin. Throughout the movie, his friends are trying to force him, when in the end its the woman that he is most comfortable around that ends up taking his.	/r/seduction	09/03/21 04:52 AM
2	35 year old virgin pissed off Then go to a massage parlor where all of the windows are blacked out. About 120 bucks out the door, and you are a virgin no more.	/r/seduction	09/03/21 04:39 AM
2	35 year old virgin pissed off Get a hooker	/r/seduction	09/03/21 04:30 AM
1	The cost of porn Well, I started masterbating at 5yo and hadn't seen any porn by that time. So it's safe to assume that porn developed due to our need to jerk-off	/r/seduction	30/12/19 02:02 PM
11	how to flirt with a shy guy/know if he’s interested?? He offered... he digs you, and this is the best way he could think of to give you two some time alone before the party, use this time to warm him up to the idea of the two of you (think the song Paralyzer by Finger Eleven [maybe even play it on your way, nonchalantly]). Then at the party, spend a little time in the beginning mingling with others, popping in to see how he's doing. About an hour in, elude to him your interest, at this point in a public space. If he reciprocates, suggest going outs…	/r/seduction	26/12/19 07:06 AM

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