you're ignoring merit of the things being argued against in that manner. the same kind of reasoning is used, so what? in one case, we have a contraction that makes sense etymologically, whether or not it's used commonly in a given dialect. in the other, we have a bunch of crazy vegan bitches with bad haircuts and who smell like old cheese. the conclusion should be obvious.
indifferent, kind of like how i feel about there being a potential correlation between your pathetic virgin defensiveness and the fact that your genes will be erased from the earth within a few generations