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Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	What are some interesting openers to start a conversation at Costco/Any store I know this one, go buy 5 hotdogs at the costco food court ($7.50) and hand them out to all the pretty ladies, “excuse me miss, would you like my wiener? I already got that dog in me.” Right before she responds, just run away barking. They’ll be hunting you down, It’s almost too easy…	/r/seduction	09/06/24 07:21 AM
1	Pennsylvania's highest court says mothers who use illegal drugs while pregnant can't be considered perpetrators of child abuse against their newly born children under the state's child protection law. I can’t see much of a male equivalent here, and no, assaulting a pregnant woman is not the same. This feels like a different argument than pussypass. Let me emphasize that I’m not taking a position either way with this statement on the issue at hand. In other news: RIP my karma.	/r/PussyPass	29/12/18 05:36 PM
7	Court says ‘pedophilia does not apply’ — because perpetrator is a woman So, if I ever finally get caught blowing cocaine off a hooker's titty, I'll just say it's because my wife is into it. Bam, no rehab!	/r/PussyPass	26/10/18 02:23 PM
16	Court says ‘pedophilia does not apply’ — because perpetrator is a woman Yo, when you give a baby a blow job on camera, you're a pedophile. We're living in a society here...	/r/PussyPass	26/10/18 01:55 PM
3	"Do not go chasing butterflies, tend to your own garden and the butterflies will come." Ask those butterflies to karaoke, respectfully take them back to their homestead afterward, then invite them to watch cocoon the next day at your joint (and stay over of course). Break up with them a month later in person in the most respectful way. Repeat and enjoy your life until you find that monarch. Then have 1000 children. Yeah, this is stupid, but I'm drunk.	/r/seduction	26/10/18 12:54 PM
3	Woman rapes middle schooler, no jail time So fucking bad. Source: my wife is a hot middle school English teacher.	/r/PussyPass	29/09/17 10:57 PM

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