Don't talk to cops and then several reasons why it's a bad idea. You can basically implicate yourself unknowingly and avoid it by taking the 5th and waiting for a lawyer.
This post kind of reminds me of that quote from Butters: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1f/76/18/1f76183dfdb2a0929a35c0444cb8d246.jpg Except replace sad with anger.