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Another shit article finds itself on Seddit. Apparently only women of exactly 33 years of age or more will take great offense to you not spending more than $15 on them.
/r/seduction19/02/13 01:49 AM
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Serious question: How can one do it without making her feel like you are thoughtlessly peering into her soul? Do you want to make her laugh by making a funny face? I would think a girl might think it's creepy for a guy to silently stare her in the eyes.
/r/seduction08/02/13 02:51 AM
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she was trying to remove his hand from around her waste ಠ_ಠ
/r/seduction05/02/13 02:39 AM
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Why bother? Isn't the ultimate point of gaming to find not only attractive, but also fun women? Unless this woman is a bombshell I don't see why you're interested. TL;DR: Why date a sack of potatoes?
/r/seduction10/01/13 06:50 AM
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Though the girls in Latin America may understand and speak basic English, they don't understand the sarcasm that goes with playful teasing, along with common sayings. This makes flirting and being funny substantially more difficult. Source: was in South America
/r/seduction27/12/12 09:09 PM
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That's truly baffling.
/r/seduction16/12/12 12:09 PM
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I thought this exact same thing less than six months ago. A Mexican female friend of mine slept with no less than 30 men in the few months I was there. Granted, the other 2 Mexicans I knew were conservative.
/r/seduction14/12/12 09:57 AM
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Can you link or explain the Apocalypse opener? EDIT: nevermind, it's been posted below.
/r/seduction14/12/12 09:36 AM
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Once she goes home with you, anything better than a rusty white panel van is fine. Regardless, best to keep the place its cleanest, no matter how shitty.
/r/seduction14/12/12 09:33 AM
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I'd have to disagree. Personally, I clean my room and make sure it looks girl-ready anytime I head out on the weekend, despite knowing that statistically, my chances of pulling are ~10% when I'm gaming. If you go out and leave your room a mess it's just another excuse not to open or close an HB.
/r/seduction14/12/12 09:32 AM
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Excellent post. I too have been having this problem. When opening becomes secondd nature, it's hard to erase. I don't see a problem in talking to strangers, but it can't seem to draw the line between talking to a stranger (which most of the time is an decent looking woman) and flirting. As much as I dislike women who say "Ummm, I have a boyfriend" with so much as a greeting, does social norm imply that we have to state that we are "taken" in any conversation where she/an observer may interpret i…
/r/seduction14/12/12 09:28 AM
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TL;DR: wall of text.
/r/seduction14/12/12 09:23 AM
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Telling a woman to adopt a dog in order to have the opportunity to talk to men at the dog park doesn't seem practical. However, I am 100% with you on the headphones idea though. Women wearing headphones/earbuds are more difficult to open, especially since you often have to tap them.
/r/seduction14/12/12 09:22 AM
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The only hair you should be shaving is your pubic hair, keeping it "under control". Maybe also your back if you have excessively thick hair, but other than that, leave it be. Women like their men to look like men.
/r/seduction17/11/12 07:29 PM
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I'm also interested in visiting this summer. May you please send me some info? Thank you!
/r/seduction15/11/12 07:35 PM
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Out of curiosity, which country(ies) are you talking about specifically? I had heard this a lot and had relatively poor luck compared to what I expected. I was in Chile and Buenos Aires.
/r/seduction15/11/12 07:32 PM
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Simply beautiful.
/r/seduction14/11/12 08:25 AM
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rock climbing, picnic, longboarding, going to the beach, movie at your place, invite her over for dinner/movie, dog walking at the animal shelter, etc. Requisites: ability to talk and kino her in a comfortable environment where there are things to do other than watching eachother eat.
/r/seduction14/11/12 04:38 AM
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Neil Strauss is short and bald and probably gets more tail than all of Seddit combined.
/r/seduction20/10/12 09:20 PM
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Can you please elaborate on this? I'm constantly finding that even those ridiculously overpriced drinks are watered down. What is the best value at a bar? I know it's not seduction related, but I suppose alcohol does help.
/r/seduction09/10/12 07:36 PM
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I have to say i'm with you on this one. Despite only trying it a few times, it felt so unnatural to go direct. Sure, they will give you their number and a few will love the directness, but IMHO as long as you are kinoing and DHVing in a normal conversation, it is much more "normal". To the guys who have success with direct, good for them, though. It takes a big pair of balls and a lot of confidence to pull it off well.
/r/seduction30/09/12 02:54 AM
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Perfect, that's it. You're right, that is a huge distinction. This is obviously much different from direct daygame. Do you find this more effective than direct game? Most PUAs seem to think that indirect game/openers are for chumps who are too scared to go for direct game. TBH I can see their point, but feel that many times direct game will scare off most women. Thoughts?
/r/seduction29/09/12 11:43 PM
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On a similar note, how do you guys find Canadian women? I have never gamed elsewhere and would be curious to hear from your experiences. Aussie girls that come here seem to be really easy, but they are on vacation after all...
/r/seduction29/09/12 09:20 PM
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Can you elaborate about the statement of interest? It sounds much like what the OP is saying. Isn't the statement of intent something like "hey I think you're really cute and i'd love to meet up with you, here's my phone, you know what to do".?
/r/seduction29/09/12 09:09 PM
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Hell no. Clubbing is a terrible idea. Cockblocking guaranteed by every other piranha in that place, and you can't exactly tell them to back the fuck off since you barely know her.
/r/seduction29/09/12 08:58 PM
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I would be surprised if a girl who barely new you would be willing to go to your house alone for a first date. This could work on maybe the 2nd date. Have you had success with this idea as a 1st date?
/r/seduction29/09/12 08:57 PM
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Totally agree. We need to make a comeback on tips for outer game and this is certainly a good one.
/r/seduction27/09/12 05:47 PM
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This is doubly awesome. Starting a playful tease right after making her smile. I love it. Have you field tested this one?
/r/seduction24/09/12 07:19 AM
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Yes, I like this. Very well said.
/r/seduction21/09/12 04:27 PM
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IANAPUA but as I understand it, direct openers (eg. Hey, I don't normally do this, but you're really cute and I had to come say hi) are the best way to use compliments about her looks because it shows massive confidence. Again, hopefully the guys here can correct me, but be it night game or day game, you should always follow it up, not just say "You're really pretty", HB: "uhh...thanks"
/r/seduction21/09/12 04:17 AM
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I'm curious to see what you other Sedditors think. I usually text her with my name the same night, then call 2 days later. Do you fellas prefer to make second contact by text or call?
/r/seduction21/09/12 03:59 AM
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Exactly, you go with the purpose of enjoying yourself. It's easier said than done to be honest though. I do have to admit more often than not, I will leave disappointed. It's part of the game though, and the occasional victory makes it all worth it.
/r/seduction20/09/12 06:56 AM
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I think a lot of Seddit guys feel the same way because it is a major step out our comfort zones, but one that can lead to much enjoyment when you learn to relax. Learning to enjoy dancing alone can lead to a huge improvement in your enjoyment of clubs. Note, enjoying dancing != being good!
/r/seduction20/09/12 06:14 AM
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As someone fairly new to PUA, can someone please explain this contradiction? Most of the material here on Seddit is about approaches (be it night or day, direct or indirect), yet more and more people are talking about not approaching and letting them come to you, which does seem farfetched...inputs?
/r/seduction18/09/12 07:38 AM
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Guys, I just had unprotected sex on Friday for the first time. I'm terribly worried for both pregnancy and STDs, especially since this was in South America. Mark my words, the 30 seconds of fun wasn't worth the fear I have now. WTF can I do? How does one even go about getting tested? How long does it take for symptons to appear? Do I have to take a blood test? Thanks fellas.
/r/seduction15/08/12 08:22 PM
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so I decided to put up a profile on OKC (using advice from Seddit on what makes a good one) May you please elaborate on where you found this info? Link? I have checked out /r/OKC but I get the feeling that's geared toward major AFC.
/r/seduction04/08/12 03:48 PM
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Salsa dancing, back massages. Gentlemen, take note.
/r/seduction21/07/12 05:23 PM
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My point is that this guy looks like an absolute goof. The guys at /r/malefashionadvice would shit a brick. Despite his ridiculous physical appearance, he is so funny, outgoing and confident that he approaches multiple attractive women with good results. Some blowouts, but most are positive interactions and shows that looks/clothing don't have a huge weight on game.
/r/seduction14/05/12 04:28 AM
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Good man. If you find some good videos on club dance do you mind sharing?
/r/seduction14/05/12 03:00 AM
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Maybe I'm just oddly proportioned, but the consensus/my friends joke about me being skinny. Honestly I'm happy with my build, but curious more as to why despite being okay looking I still have trouble initiating contact in clubs.
/r/seduction14/05/12 02:59 AM
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Fellas, I just watched a video...It helped convince me that clothing and physical appearance gives little effect on the result. Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddjZf7Nqbo0&feature=related
/r/seduction14/05/12 12:41 AM
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Quick and to the point. I like your style, sir. I don't understand what you mean by "can be a bit overzealous". Are you saying that waiting only 2 days makes you seem desperate? I realize you are saying that most of these contradictions don't really matter, but i'm curious as to what you mean by "overzealous".
/r/seduction14/05/12 12:32 AM
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How do you personally arrange it? Do you mention going Dutch before, during or when the bill arrives? For instance, I would obviously pay if it's just coffee, but let's say I take her climbing, and gym admission is $15 per person. How would you-in a factful manner- say you are each paying your own admission?
/r/seduction13/05/12 11:09 PM
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I consider myself to be pretty good looking (HG7 ?) and am 6'2" and 185lbs so pretty skinny, but I have a 6 pack. I don't think it's bad looks. In fact, being tall is almost worse since when you can't pull, you feel even more like a loser. Feelsbadman.jpg
/r/seduction13/05/12 07:55 PM
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Quit it all. Porn fucks with your expectations of women. Masturbation lowers testosterone and reduces your drive to go out. Fuck everything. I'm on day 30 of my 90 day challenge and it feels great. Realizing I have "porn-induced ED" scared the shit out of me so i'm out of the game for life.
/r/seduction13/05/12 08:31 AM
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Plus, I honestly don't think it would go too well gaming them both at once, esp if neither of you three know eachother well. Better chance to divide and conquer.
/r/seduction13/05/12 08:15 AM
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Very good. The "smile if you masturbate" is amazing.
/r/seduction13/05/12 07:32 AM
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Correction: Guys go to clubs to get laid (almost w/o exception). I would say a good portion (50%) are in a mother-hen-mutual-cockblock situation of extracting drinks from AFCs and posing for photos. Yes, I am bitter about it.
/r/seduction11/05/12 09:46 PM
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TofuTofu this is exactly what we need. With the detailed FR including the text transcript it gives us a better idea. Keep it up and congrats. You fucking dog, someday I'll get there :)
/r/seduction09/05/12 04:35 AM
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Bad idea. Think about what happens when you seduce a girl...Do you want to bring her around and make her "buddy-buddy" with all your friends? Worlds colliding. She wouldn't allow it.
/r/seduction05/05/12 09:33 PM
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When you say "call a girl" do you mean after you get her number, you call her and actually speak to her, never to have her her call you back? Or you called and left a message, but she never returned your call?
/r/seduction04/05/12 03:19 AM
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perfect, thanks for replying.
/r/seduction04/05/12 03:14 AM
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What about street approaches? I'm waiting to cross the street and on the other side of the road I see an HB that I want to open. I feel like staring across the street (esp. without smiling) is extremely creepy? How would you guys go about opening and closing such a fast approach? I think the guide that GLOB4L posted refers more to night game, where women are much more open to "aggresove" game such as the 10m staredown with unbroken eye contact.
/r/seduction03/05/12 02:48 AM
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I'll let you know if the skiing/boarding is worth it. I like the "..7.." thing, it's kind of lame in a funny way, which I'm sure they appreciate. We will be in touch. Cheers.
/r/seduction28/04/12 03:26 AM
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Right now I can't think of anything, but when I get down there perhaps I will PM you to ask you some questions. Thanks a lot.
/r/seduction27/04/12 09:09 PM
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I'm headed to Buenos Aires in about 2 weeks for the summer winter :) Hey, great to hear I will have a counterpart in Buenos Aires. I've heard the women there are beyond beautiful, but are flaky as hell, aren't as "impressed" by travellers and are generally pretty prudish. That being said, they are amazingly hot, so when you do score, it will be very sweet. I like your game style of not hiding your American-ness, but one thing I don't get is the "un seis...seis y media". Como estas means (as I'm …
/r/seduction27/04/12 09:06 PM
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I've heard about ComunidadPo, and I assume that's the one you are talking about? It seems like an excellent way to meet fellow travellers. Thanks for your reply, I'm getting pretty excited for the trip.
/r/seduction27/04/12 08:56 PM
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Thanks for your reply and you are right about /r/askseddit , my apologies.
/r/seduction27/04/12 05:52 PM
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Thanks for posting this. I really like the one about "Save this number because it's the most important...". And the point about the last name and facebook stalking is gold too.
/r/seduction27/04/12 06:24 AM
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It seemed solid enough to get the girl...
/r/seduction25/04/12 03:48 AM
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HB9 Walking in the same direction as I. Protip: Try not to approach from behind, women get creeped out by this. It's quite ridiculous really, but I guess some women get "spooked easily". Just ask for her # next time, you have literally nothing to lose. As for texting the first one, I would have waited 1-2 days before texting her. Texting 2 hours after a day-game open is very desperate IMHO, but i'm not as experienced as some other pros here. God job approaching though.
/r/seduction24/04/12 06:54 AM
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I can't tell if this is a troll post. If you are genuinely concerned about leading them on and care about them, I would tell them beforehand what your intentions are If you DGAF and just want to hook up but not string them along post-hookup, just don't call/text/facebook them after you hookup.
/r/seduction24/04/12 06:48 AM
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DO NOT to talk about: Abortion, homosexuality, women's rights, political issues, religious issues, etc Ideas: If you're super outdoorsy like me... hiking, kayaking, mountaineering, skiing, your craziest drunk stories (keep it PG/non psycho of course), your embarrasing moments, astronomy, favourite TV shows. Protip: creep her facebook profile to see what she "likes"/what you have in common. This is creepy as hell, so you will not ever mention this to her.
/r/seduction24/04/12 06:46 AM
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Sorority girls exist in a culture of utmost shallowness and low character. There are a few exceptions, but consider yourself lucky. She is probably used to very aggressive game by alpha males. If you are interested in her, forsake all "nice guy" traits and treat her like a douche would. It's terrible to say, but such is Greek culture. Source: Lived in a frat house for a year, went to Greek events, etc
/r/seduction24/04/12 06:34 AM
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Amen. A guy will only show chivalry so long before he realizes very few women appreciate it, even saying thank you. Even holding the door open for women will only get a 50% "thank you" rate. Pathetic. Chivalry may be dead, but it is not just the fault of men.
/r/seduction24/04/12 06:27 AM
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Can't tell if sarcasm...even an AFC can tell lip-biting is an obvious IOI (I hope!)
/r/seduction16/04/12 02:33 PM
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Wise words and easy to imagine, thanks for sharing, OP.
/r/seduction16/04/12 03:56 AM
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I've heard Latinas are used to gender roles and traditions. Good to know, thank you.
/r/seduction16/04/12 01:45 AM
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True enough. Thanks for your input.
/r/seduction16/04/12 12:57 AM
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That's what I always think too. It's not like i'm paying for a $100 steak dinner. I think the consensus on Seddit is not to pay until ~3rd date and of course only if things are going very well. The likelihood of looking like a cheapskate by refusing to pay is too high IMO.
/r/seduction16/04/12 12:21 AM
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Hell you should not have paid for her things on the first date anyhow. This seems to be a hotly debated issue here. I often pay just to avoid any awkwardness. Do you guys establish this before or after asking her out?
/r/seduction16/04/12 12:07 AM
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Right, because women at fast food joints are all hired for their amazing looks.
/r/seduction13/04/12 10:45 PM
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You sir, are a genius. That sounds much more interesting than "yeah, i'm an engineer". I will certainly use this from now on.
/r/seduction12/04/12 06:46 PM
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Civil.
/r/seduction12/04/12 05:57 PM
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nice one. How can one make 'I'm an engineer' sound exciting?
/r/seduction12/04/12 04:38 PM
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100% agree. I started taking classes this last January and now feel WAY more confident in going to clubs. Even if they're playing some shitty rap music, women love being turned and spun. It's lots of fun.
/r/seduction11/04/12 02:48 AM
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Sidenote question: Where do you draw the line through complimenting and over-doing it? From what I've seen, most PUAs go very light on the comments so as not to seem too interested.
/r/seduction02/04/12 04:06 AM
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I'm Canadian but thanks. I can only imagine the shit you would get if you loudly proclaimed you're from 'Murricuh.
/r/seduction30/03/12 08:16 PM
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This is the best news I have heard all day! I was excited before, but I'm ecstatic now! I'll definitely do an update once I get down there. Thanks for the advice and encouragement, GreenDrake!
/r/seduction30/03/12 04:03 PM
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Well said. This all makes sense. Thanks for your input!
/r/seduction30/03/12 02:37 PM
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How to make out: Put hand on her face/jaw Pull her hair back sharply Assuming her neck doesn't snap, much pleasure will be experienced by the female.
/r/seduction30/03/12 04:17 AM
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Yeah, and you're supposed to ignore me and talk to my friend first if you want to hit on me. TBH I have never even considered getting called out for using PUA routines/techniques. IT would completely throw me off. Way to handle it like a boss.
/r/seduction29/03/12 03:39 AM
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Very nice. Try to learn a few cute sayings in Spanish, i'm sure she would love that you are trying. Nicely done!
/r/seduction20/03/12 07:25 AM
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Words escape me. This has to be the most insane pickup story I have ever heard. Please tell me you are not trolling. I WANT to believe!
/r/seduction18/03/12 10:12 PM
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Kudos for not giving a toss for getting rejected. Obviously you didn't let it get to you. All too often, I get rejected and instead of brushing it off, it kills my game and shit goes downhill. Way to have an iron wall and good FR.
/r/seduction11/03/12 08:42 PM
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This seems to be a pretty hot issue among Seddit...the issue about calling or texting to set up a first date. On one hand, texting is easier to flirt and be relaxed, but on the other hand, calling is more personal, easier to make plans and easier to prevent flakes. What are your thoughts on this?
/r/seduction06/03/12 12:12 AM
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perfect logic, thanks for replying.
/r/seduction03/03/12 10:41 PM
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Question for you, good sir. Speaking of text game, I have always been a nazi about writing texts like I would write a letter, with proper spelling and grammar. When texting a girl, should one use "text speak"? Ex: "I wanna c u, wanna meet up @ XXX bar?" vs "Hey Jen, I would love to see you tomorrow, would you like to meet up at XXX Bar?"
/r/seduction03/03/12 07:26 PM
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This is pretty good. You had me all the way until the So not wanting to be a beta loser like them I decided to practice my kino and negs on some guys nicely done.
/r/seduction02/03/12 08:26 AM
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That's awesome advice, thank you!
/r/seduction28/02/12 02:11 AM
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Very late to the party here, but how would you respond to this? I would think it's a very thin line between not giving her validation over pedantic problems and being a douche about it, thereby causing her to ignore you.
/r/seduction27/02/12 11:29 PM
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TIL that rapists are passionate about cooking among other things.
/r/seduction26/02/12 06:52 AM
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Do you guys suggest dodging the question with a joke or sarcastic answer like some responses here? I think that's Mystery/Style's deal with the Disposable Pen Repair Technician. I think that's pretty funny.
/r/seduction26/02/12 05:46 AM
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Slow down there buddy, leave some ass for us AFCs too! Seriously though, great job.
/r/seduction25/02/12 03:36 AM
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I really like how you worded this. You WILL be humiliated and embarrassed, but it WILL make you a better, more confident person. It's shit like this that makes me want to break out of my comfort zone and go meet people.
/r/seduction24/02/12 05:16 AM
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novice here: wouldn't it demonstrate low value to say that you'll "make it up to her" even though she is not responding. Doesn't that seem like you're trying to reward her?
/r/seduction21/02/12 03:20 AM
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good on you. That's awesome practice and undoubtedly gives great practice for day game/club settings.
/r/seduction21/02/12 03:16 AM
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I see what you're saying. I guess he wasn't 100% sure. I just think that no matter how good your game is, trying to pick up a girl right in front of the obvious bf deserves a broken nose.
/r/seduction20/02/12 09:29 AM
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I disagree. Not everyone out there is an alpha. Just think about how you'd feel as a beta getting your girl stolen in front of your face by a PUA. Sure, you can argue that it's evolution and natural selection, but this isn't the stone age. We need to respect our fellow men.
/r/seduction20/02/12 08:48 AM
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she was 23 (I'm 18) Fucking prime, my friend. I dream of possessing such skills.
/r/seduction19/02/12 11:41 PM
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uhhh...society. Pop culture shows women slapping men who disrespect her. Imagine if a man were to slap a woman who grabbed his ass. All the men in the bar would beat the living shit out of him.
/r/seduction19/02/12 06:27 AM
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brothers in arms, my friend.
/r/seduction19/02/12 01:07 AM
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This guy's biggest "problem" is having to hide the fact that he has many other women on the side. I would give my left nut to have that "problem".
/r/seduction19/02/12 12:44 AM
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Women seem to love the idea of equality when it comes to fair wages, time off, social rights, and all other normal stuff. I totally support that. Some go further and have a sense of entitlement when it comes to getting dates paid, drinks bought or even violence towards men and expecting star treatment.
/r/seduction19/02/12 12:34 AM
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Beta here as well. I have always paid just to avoid any potential awkwardness or seeming like a cheap-skate. That being said, I wouldn't invite her to a $40+ date until things are serious. Do you agree?
/r/seduction19/02/12 12:20 AM
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Can you elaborate on this please? I feel like if I invite her to dinner, I should (by convention) be the one to pay unless she insists on splitting the bill or she invited me to dinner. What I'm trying to ask is do you establish this beforehand or do you tell her when the bill comes, or do you ask the waiter to split the bill? That seems so cheap/awkward in my novice opinion.
/r/seduction19/02/12 12:18 AM
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Don't feel bad. I am a total novice at seduction, but I think that based on the signs she was giving, most guys would have done the same exact thing. It's a reasonable escalation. I'm sure it sucks balls to be rejected like that but she is a prude or a tease if she is giving a guy falls hope like that. Don't sweat it.
/r/seduction18/02/12 08:58 AM
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Can you please elaborate? If you guys were already hooking up (presumably in your room given that you took your pants off), what was she honestly expecting?
/r/seduction17/02/12 11:46 PM
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Holy shitballs, this man is a legend.
/r/seduction12/02/12 10:59 AM
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