Got a mother of two that sent me nudes the first day we started talking. I'm basically using her for my own pleasure and don't talk much because I'm "busy". Supposed to meet next weekend. Obviously I'm not going to meet her but I'm torn between Chad just standing her up or Chad not showing up and then myself, using a different fake number, texts her a few days later saying that I'm Chad's best friend and he died in a car crash on his way to meet you. He called me and told me to tell you that he's sorry. It took me a few days to crack his phone and get your number.

Then casually mention the nudes, or something like that.

Thoughts? Better ideas?