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[β]jahndolf81 points82 points83 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just started to see someone.. thanks for the quick red pill
[β]TheUltimateThug52 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope youβre getting some pussy at least. And when she turns into a witch, dump her ass
[β]geralt_targaryen40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Also , why is it always their birthday the day after you match on tinder...
[β]Maxim_Fliss1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Actually the best case tho, since you don't need to gift anything for a year
[β]geralt_targaryen1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm only going to be knowing them for a day π
[β][deleted] 31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The sweatshirt thing is real. Can't say how many ive lost over the years.
[β]directinfo775 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I have never lost a sweat shirt
[β]thezac26131 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me neither.... Iβve also never been in a relationship, but thatβs neither here nor there.
[β]dairyshats1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only loosing your sweatshirts because you donβt take theirs first. Be proactive, stop feeling sorry for yourself
[β]ClonazolamIsMe21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No worries for me. I surround myself with male friends and work with other men, and my outdoorsman hobbies are things women avoid like the plague.
[β]Global_MGTOW21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I hate the hoodie thing, I've had at least 5 different hoodies/jackets taken from me by my exes. One of them was a very limited edition team hoodie that is no longer made or sold.
[β]GuntherVonHairyballs26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LPT: Only date very fat women so they can't fit your hoodies.
[β][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yep, cuffing season. Don't fall for it. It'll just be your turn to pay.
[β]dairyshats-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn you really canβt find a ONE who will treat you to a dinner? Damn dog how weak your stroke game?
[β]Yashugan0012 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she's not bored: she wants presents and someone to tell her family about so she's not perceiced a spinster for Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, new Year, Valentine's day.
it's like that movie: diner des cons, where everyone tries to invite the biggest idiots to their dinner party so they can laugh, except it's boyfriends
[β]MrMagtow10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just like before Valentine's day, they turn on the fake.
[β]randoms4209 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never got my hoodie back from that bitch....Iβm so glad I found out about MGTOW while I still have a long life ahead of me. Canβt stand these hoes
[β]NickTesla20185 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never date between Thanksgiving and Valentine's Day, if you're dumb enough to do it at all. Add a buffer too for safety.
[β]Numbuh605 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you for the heads up. I'll relay the message.
[β]ppeater69693 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But i just got a girlfriend....
[β]Chakra_Devourer3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You just rented a gf. Fixed it for you. She's not your gf.
[β]Micha_Bell2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The fall is I want a gf season as well. Hard to resist lads.
[β]Stageosu2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've lost too many hoodies
[β]DifficultContext2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably wants someone for the holiday rotations.
[β]ToddTheOdd2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitches always be stealing my hoodies! π‘
[β]puregoldlight2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And the fuck with pumpkin coffee, pumpkin candles, and apple picking.
[β]Lucius_Faust2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is true...this long, dark, cold and lonely winters call for these women "Where is my Boyfriend to cuddle on ?! I want one !!" Especially when you need to clear road of the snow or change your tires on winter ones :)
And then on Summer comes "Chad Season".
[β]The_Carolus_Rex1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm confused about this post in general, can someone explain this phenomenon OP posted?
[β]magicmikefx7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Woman look to nest before winter months. She just wants to use you.
[β]The_Carolus_Rex6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, so I'm a tool for them. Got it, thanks.
[β]U-941 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have a Wrestlemania hoodie. I doubt any women would want that.
That said, in my one relationship, the only clothing I lost was a Hulk Still Rules t-shirt.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Almost lost a pretty bad ass and one of my favorite hoodies to a dreadful ex. Felt like I was on a Stealth mission going to retrieve it. I knew she hid my hoodie and I wanted to recover it before I broke up with her. Cause I knew I wasn't going to get it back if I broke up first
[β]StraightShooter20190 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not my hoodies.
[β]kimuyyyFAPi0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmfao and watch her fade away
[β]kimuyyyFAPi-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your not gona return your money you spend in that stupid gendrr lols and energy and time too
[β][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bro makes it sound like you can't have sex with them.
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