so this girl texted me yesterday and asked me to go to lunch. my first instinct was to ignore her but i decided to have some fun.

i said sure, she suggested a place that i hate, so i suggested a different place i know she likes. she got an attitude so i dropped it.

we met for lunch and once the bill came the waitress handed it to me. i pushed it over to her side of the table without looking at it. she gave me a funny look and i said “you’re the one who invited me to lunch.”

EqualRights

Edit: Got MeToo’d. GYOW boys.